Deep Purple, Slade and Led Zeppelin Inspire the Soviets
Russia is a death cult nation, stealthily gaining power and patiently waiting for the day they can meet with their Chinese community brethren to bring death and destruction to America.
Such a ridiculous notion would seem wacky to most sane leaders of lesser nations, but Russian President Dmity Medvedev and Soviet Overlord Vladmir Putin have drug induced thoughts.
These are people who think they have a chance to overcome our military. These are sick men who believe they can shelf every American in gulag without being drenched in drunken nuclear oblivion.
Studies show that 78% of Russians are alcoholics, but this type of grandiose foolishness can only be the work of hearty drugs from the immoral 1960s: magic mint, ice, marijane cigarettes and even heroine. These are the things that fuel communist and socialist thoughts: look at any hippie commune or Democratic whine party today because they lost The House.
The Russians are a drug cult. The entire nation stays warms during winter on the hallucinogenic drugs that fuel the ravenous thoughts of destruction and burning hatred of America that dance in their lsd-plummed minds.
There will be liberals out there who say this is not true. They will say that political dealings with the Russians are not like going to your local black alley and trying to reason with a wide-nostril cocaine tough.
Yet today, we see Russian media has released footage of their dictator warmly recalling his drug fueled communist college days, where he listened to Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and even Slade. The sounds of these songs inspire drug use and communist songs. The proof:
The history of the USSR!
They burned people in gulags. They stood against America and built a wall in Germany,one that took the combined forces of 1980s American and the Vatican to tear down with prayer and America’s military might and ingenuity.
There is no arguing facts. This is more proof why rock music is dangerous: it almost caused nuclear Armageddon and still keeps the Siberian death yetis warm with delusional thoughts of bathing in the arm blood of dead American men, then using all women and children of our nation as sprawled bed blankets at night.
China and Russia are influenced by drugs; there is no reasoning with their minds. The only solution is one of permanence: keep our nukes primed and lined, and their influence out of our Christian nation.
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10:41 pm
Man, let me tell you about those Siberian Death Yetis…Those fuckers have enormous 48-inch wangs and they will rape your mouth if you’re not careful! One time I was hiking in Novokuznetsk and I barely escaped a pack of those ferocious beasts. My sherpa guides weren’t so lucky.
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2:05 am
china and russia have more nuclear weapons than america
big problem
thousands and thousands of nuclear bombs in these countries
israel is also a big problem with their lies..
“Israel has never officially admitted to having nuclear weapons”
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8:23 pm
Now wait a minute. Israel has legitimate reasons to have nuclear weapons. It’s surrounded by raghead suicide bombers. They would swarm the land of Israel like mad flies if it weren’t for these weapons of peace. Now it is prophesied that this day will come. And it may come sooner than you think.
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10:25 pm
As a Christian, I cannot believe that this article was written by someone who is actually a follower of Christ. This MUST be a fake article trying to make us look bad?! Ugh… But I know that, yes, there are some people who are just this ignorant and identify themselves Christians. I just hope that the rest of the non-Christian world, the ones we want to reach and set a good example for, doesn’t judge all Christians by the acts/words of people like this.
Some of the stuff in this article like saying all Russians and Chinese are “fueled by drugs” and that rock n’ roll is “dangerous” is just hysterical. China, for one, is EXTREMELY intolerant of drug use. They have been since the Communist party first came to power and began trying to uproot the tradition of smoking opium. It just goes to show how little the author knows about culture and drug issues. The idea that drugs magically “control your mind” and make you do “bad” things is called voodoo pharmacology. It’s a bunch of mysticism, superstition and nonsense. Some drugs can have serious consequences and cause a myriad of problems for users — like heroin or crystal meth. But drugs can’t break into your house and kill you. They’re just chemicals. They aren’t “good” or “bad”. Mankind just makes some bad decisions about how to use them sometimes. The Chinese and Russians are NOT “drug crazed” and “evil”. In fact, most of Russia is still devoutly Christian. I do hate their totalitarian systems of government and political domination and oppression, but people like the author who want to ban rock n’ roll and force everyone to think like them are just as dangerous. Surely, there are hypocrites in the Russian and Chinese governments who use drugs and turn around and put other people in jail for it. But that’s not all of them. We have hypocrites like that in America too — government officials like Clinton, Bush and Obama who put NON-violent and harmless Americans in prison for smoking pot, yet they do the world’s most dangerous and problematic drug: ALCOHOL.
I don’t approve of the Russian government (which is still a socialist dictatorship), nor do I approve of the Chinese communist government. They are, in many ways, “evil” totalitarian oppressors. I see Putin and Medvedev as co-dictators of the new Soviet Union of Russia (Putin obviously being the shot-caller and “strong man”), and I think we are still in a sort of “Cold War” with them because of our immense differences. But don’t you dare sit here and tell lies and suggest we should go to nuclear war. Your thinking is very dangerous and anti-Christian. And I dare say that if you ever had to go to war you would be terrified and never take it so lightly again. I’m glad you can’t spell and don’t seem educated enough to ever be taken seriously or get into a political office. If you really practiced what you preach, you’d have the blood of millions of innocent people on your hands if you ever had power. I am a EXTREMELY anti-Obama (I’m a Libertarian and “freedom advocate”; DON’T confuse with “Liberal”), but I’d honestly rather deal with Obama than having someone with your beliefs as president. War is NOT a Christian thing; in fact, it’s anti-Christian. Jesus actually taught people to be tolerant of others and to turn the other cheek when offended. It’s only when we have to defend ourselves from a direct act of aggression that Christians should support a war. For example, I support what we did in 1942 after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. We did what we had to do. But Christians are supposed to AVOID violence, not launch preemptive strikes against everyone who’s different or scares us a little. You can’t try to purge people you don’t agree with from the face of the earth…who would that sound like? Stalin? Hitler? Mao Ze Dong? Pol Pot? Castro? Yes, all of the above.
If you ever have a bit of coffee or caffeine, drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, eat chocolate or refined sugar even, and you turn around and condemn people for using drugs, then you are a hypocrite. All of these are drugs. Having a cup of coffee is no better than doing a line of cocaine. The actions themselves are neither “good” nor “bad”; you’re just ingesting a drug which changes the way your mind and body works temporarily. Of course, cocaine is more addictive, dangerous and powerful. But they’re both simple acts of taking a stimulant. They both also drugs which come from plants — intended to be used by mankind by our creator. And it’s a lie that one “hit” of cocaine will make you hooked for life and kill you or put you into poverty. Yes, that DOES happen to some people, but it is rare compared to how many people use cocaine recreationally. The junkie in the alley is not the typical cocaine user; the construction worker, musician, lawyer, doctor, artist and everyday Joe and Jane are typical cocaine (and other drug) users. People all around us use drugs like this and we never know because it doesn’t wreck their lives or kill them. People can use drugs like cocaine responsibly just like adults can drink responsibly. This is the truth. I’m NOT denying that drugs like cocaine are very risky and unhealthy. But I’m also not going to tell voodoo pharmacology lies or spread government and DEA propaganda. And again, we can’t try to quantify “goodness” of drugs and say “drug-X is ‘good’ but drug-Y is ‘bad’” because then we’re just making things up. Science doesn’t support that, nor does the BIBLE.
This “War on Drugs” in America is a moral failure. All of our anti-drug sentiment is NOT from Christianity. The Bible NEVER condemns the use of drugs. You can try to say they didn’t have the drugs we have now back then, but then you’re saying God and/or Christ didn’t know that we one day would. The Bible tells us that God is omnipotent, omnipresent and that God knows all things. It also says the WORD of God is infallible, perfect and true. If God didn’t approve of any drugs, HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT. And when Christ came to us, HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT AGAIN. But God created drugs FOR us to use responsibly. Sure, God and Christ DON’T approve of people who use drugs (like alcohol) improperly and do things like beat their wives and steal. But drugs DON’T “make” people do those things. People CHOOSE to do those things out of their own lack of morals and wickedness. Plus people who already steal and do evil deeds just also like to use drugs often times. They weren’t “forced” by the devil or drugs. If that was true, then they wouldn’t be put in jail for stealing or killing when they’re caught because they weren’t in control; but that’s NONSENSE.
And the thing is, God gave us a free will. We choose what beverages we drink, what foods we eat and what drugs we do or don’t use. If we make a bad decision and abuse drugs, it only hurts THE INDIVIDUAL. It can also effect the family, but that is a FAMILY MATTER. The government should NOT be getting into our family matters and trying to raise our children either. You know where the whole idea that government should control families and raise your children comes from? Oh, I know: The Nazis and Soviets. They did the same things! If a man visits a prostitute or uses cocaine, that’s between him and GOD. NOT the government. It’s just NOT the role of government. The only thing government needs to do is *prevent aggression* such as stealing, rape, murder and assault. And you know what, we ALREADY have good laws against those things! It’s nonsense to claim drugs will make people do those things so we should arrest them now. Most people who use drugs NEVER do those things and we never even know they do drugs. But it’s IMMORAL to arrest someone for a crime they haven’t committed. How would you like to be put in jail because you had a dream about robbing a bank? How would you like to have “Thought Police” like in Orwell’s novel, 1984, who arrest you for thinking things the government doesn’t like? That’s exactly what the DEA is. We aren’t allowed full control of our own minds in America anymore. The “War on Drugs” is even unconstitutional, because our founding fathers never denied us the right to consume any food, beverage or substance we choose. It’s a basic human right. And the government was allowed to take it away because America became so paranoid and fearful.
Anyway, enough of my freedom ranting. But don’t forget who this is coming from. I’m a devout Christian and I do NOT do drugs and do NOT drink alcohol (which is a drug too). I’m also a Libertarian, which is the exact OPPOSITE of a so-called “Liberal” (what America calls “Liberal” is more akin to oligarchical socialism). What’s funny about this is that the author preaches the same message as the Nazis, Soviets, Democrats and those he hates about drugs and freedom. The only difference is that Democrats would rather die than defend themselves. Republicans are no better though; just imperialist war and fear mongers too. But hopefully, though I doubt it, I’ve implanted some logic and rationale in your brain. The issue of using drugs is a personal, individual and family matter. The morality issue of drugs is between that person and GOD. The government has no right to be involved in that, which is just totalitarianism.
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8:06 am
This is just a joke buddy…too bad you wasted so many minutes typing rebuttals…This whole site is JUST A SATIRE aimed at ultra-conservatives…look up in the internet
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9:26 pm
Why does this refer to Russians as Soviets? Do people not realize the USSR broke up in 1991? It is also not 78% of the population that are alcoholics. That is just absurd. But hey, if we’re going to start criticizing, how many people are obese or extremely overweight in America? Gluttony, anyone?
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8:04 pm
Russia is a death cult nation,
WTF? Russia is a christian based nation as the US…
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