Miley Cyrus Does Hustler Video Nasties
Well, I prophesied this one months ago. Â In my heart, I new Miley Cyrus was a crucial stage problem child and without intervention of a good Christian father, she would enter the path to devilwhore.
Miley Cyrus has only been 18 for hours, and the Hollywood Hustler has already done the deed. Â They have this child in a video nasty.
Smoke crack rocks. Gay needle orgies. Boa feathers that smell of stale cigarettes and cheap Bourbon. This is the lifestyle Miley has fitted for herself.
Her skin will flab and she will go crazy like Britany Lohan and sniff drugs right off a Mexicans and then let them put their talapia tamales right in her fish vendor, if you get my drift.
Look at this film:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLrEe5ru1R0&feature=player_embedded
I really weep for this child. For months, I advocated for a better Miley Cyrus future:
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I have written countless more. This is what happens when we do not protect our daughters, parents. Â They have their Sally Jessy Twats tweeted by gays named Perez Hilton, they do gyrations on MTV, drink Satan’s liquid with rappers and then drugs, disease and blath death in a dark alley.
I cry and still pray for this child. Â Every day when I go to Walmart and see this child on American products, I will pray and hope she returns to her good roots and denounces the fake life of Hollywood. Â Let us pray for the heart of a corrupted child turned young woman, so she will not fall completely into Satan’s snare lava trap known as hell.
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- Scared
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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7:02 pm
She’s really aged horribly.
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6:58 pm
you people make me fucking sick,,,,, you prolly keep ur kids locked up to their beds which u prolly keep in ur cellar and beat them with bibles …. why dont u have ur preists go rape some more little boys cause that seems to be what they are good at u sick fucks!…. your sister is prolly also ur mom u fucking bible pushing hillbillies
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4:36 am
At the end of the film, there’s a disclaimer: “This is a parody movie…is not to be taken seriously and does not depict actual events in any of their lives…” And that is very obviously not Miley Cyrus.
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1:41 pm
Jesus is walking around with Moses playing a round of golf and they come upon a water trap. Jesus turns to moses and says, “Didn’t you do something with water?” and Moses says yeah, and proceeds to do the trick where he parts the waters. Jesus is impressed, and Moses in turn asks, “Didn’t you also do something with water?” Jesus proceeds to step out onto the water, but he sinks almost immediately to his knees. He gets out, gets a running start, and tries again, this time sinking to his waist. He comes out confused and embarrassed and Moses asks, “What was it you were trying to do?”
“I used to be able to walk on water,” Jesus replies.
“The last time you tried it,” Moses asks, looking him over, “Did you have those holes in your feet?”
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1:56 am
that isnt even miley freakin cyrus
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7:35 pm
Btw in the beginning it is “knew” not “new”
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7:40 pm
That was so fake it was funny. It even said it was not real you stupid morons!!! I was ROFLing when I saw that
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9:06 pm
Thank god the people who write this crap are the minority
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3:53 am
Abe,
How imbred are you?how stupid and idiotic are you?
,The rest of the world
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10:57 pm
So, it is quite obviously a parody done by Hustler. You are too stupid to realize that. Wow.
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