OBAMA’S SLAVE IS A HOMO TRANSVESTITE
It is painfully obvious to any decent person in America that so-called President Obama is a friend of homosexuals.
This servant of Muhammad has vowed to put gays in the U.S. military and has allowed them to marry in California in blatant disregard for the Bible and the majority voters’ opinion. But is Barrack Hussein Obama gay himself?
I have struggled with this question for a while, studied Obama’s voting record while in the U.S. Senate, looked at the types of public projects he was championing in Illinois. I even hired a private investigator to look up “Barry’s” college friends. Still, there was no smoking gun.
Sure, there were reports of a congressional aid here and there who engaged in fecal sin. There were drunken school parties rife with buff, shirtless men with oiled chests. Lacking was anything that would directly implicate Obama in the sin of sodomy.
Then the other day, none other than the bastion of liberal filth, the pulpit of the Devil, New York Times published an article airing the dirty laundry. Barrack Hussein Obama had a gay transvestite house slave who as a nanny subjected him to perversions of homosexuality when Obama was a boy in his native Indonesia. The skeleton is finally out of the closet, no pun intended.
Unlike the New York Times editors who buried this fact deep at the end of the article, I am not here to defend or attack the President. I am merely interested in laying out the facts and trying to understand what makes Obama tick.
Research after research shows that young minds are impressionable and that exposing a boy to the evils of carnal desire creates an irreparable damage. For example, when a boy is exposed to horrors of pornography he develops a desire to objectify women.
Far worse psychological damage takes place when a boy is subjected to the immoral evils of homosexual agenda. Such boy grows up to lie, steal and subjugate his fellow men either through acts of fecal sin or any other means available.
Now, I will leave this to others to discuss if these personal traits are applicable to Barrack Hussein Obama and focus on what we know as facts.
Ten-year-old “Barry” and his mother lived in Jakarta, a city known for its homosexual “scene” until 1971. It is unclear how his mother got to obtain a gay slave unless she was completely oblivious to signs of sexual lifestyle choices.
Even a boy scout can tell a gay man. It’s reasonable to conclude that the divorced mother of Obama was so desperate to provide a male role model that she did not care one way or another if a male homo pervert was touching her son. This is not entirely surprising as the view of homosexuality is very liberal in Muslim nations like Indonesia.
This tranny nanny was certainly forcing young “Barry” to wear Muslim boy-skirts using the excuse of hot, humid climate and local customs. Sadly, there is a grain of truth in this excuse. The local customs dictate older men to introduce young boys to adulthood during a ritual facilitated by the boy-skirt.
I am praying that the President was not subjected to this sinister ritual in which the local shaman, imam, and the boy’s handler (usually a relative, but in this case the slave) all take turns in reaching under the colorful boy-skirt and fondling the undeveloped genitals. The goal of this primitive, pederastic ritual is to awake carnal desire between the boy and the older handler.
There is no indication yet that the nanny was committing acts of homosexual sin on young Obama. However, it is widely known that this man had a relationship with the village butcher. I am certain that on many occasions the tranny nanny took the young boy to the butcher’s shop to get some pork sausage while it was an entirely different kind of sausage the nanny was “getting” in the back of the store.
It’s one thing for a child to accidentally witness an act of sexual congress between his loving Christian parents. It may come shocking to the child at first, but in the long run it serves as a divine example of women’s obedience and dedication to Jesus Christ through their husbands.
There is no such benefit to seeing a homosexual gay act. It’s a very different experience for an impressionable child to be forced to watch two sweaty men on top of one another in a fly infested straw hut day after day.
Can this gender confusion make a boy gay? Is Obama gay? You be the judge.
The Times article also quotes the local residents saying that Obama’s nanny later joined a volleyball-playing and dancing group of transvestites who entertain people on the streets of Jakarta. Speak of adding insult to injury!
House slaves raised great many U.S. Presidents. George Washington’s nanny certainly did not go on to become a prostitute. Thomas Jefferson’s caretaker did not dance half naked on the streets of Washington, D.C. begging for pocket change from visitors and exposing the divinely ordained President who tore down the wall between the church and state to great indignity.
The fact that the sitting President’s former slave is selling his body as a cheap hooker on the streets of the sodomite nation of Indonesia angers all good patriots in us. It’s time for you, me and all of us freedom loving Americans to speak out against homosexual non-Christian men in the White House.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/09/world/asia/09indo.html?_r=2&src=twrhp&pagewanted=all
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Author: tdomf_15f10
4:07 pm
I can’t shake this odd feeling. It strikes me as very strange that a black man should have a slave of color. I’m not saying he didn’t, it just affirms the fact Africans sold their own people to white slave traders. And I don’t think you should pray for him or any other gay man. Their sin is without redemption.
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5:53 pm
err what I think I missed something by the way this skirt has a Name and many Arabic soldier have skirt like that ( even roman for the matter )
so you Imply a Man wearing a skirt = gay but they have Many Many Many men wearing skirt without being actually Gay
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6:14 pm
“Then the other day, none other than the bastion of liberal filth, the pulpit of the Devil, New York Times”
You should check who owns them, then cross reference which TV station you get your news from. You’re in for a shock.
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11:16 pm
Jefferson tore down the wall between the church and state? Obama is a native of Indonesia? Are you nuts or just a pandering to the far right?
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3:04 am
They are nuts and they are pendering for the far right as well they a Pro tea party ( religious party in USA )
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4:02 pm
Obama did live in Jakarta when he was a child.
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9:38 am
Is Hussein doing a good job? No!
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1:35 pm
You’re insanity increases by the minute!
And gross… “took the young boy to the butcher’s shop to get some pork sausage while it was an entirely different kind of sausage the nanny was “getting” in the back of the store.” Where the hell is your mind at? I sense some repressed homosexual tendencies in this author.
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8:29 pm
You missed the funniest bit: “…here were drunken school parties rife with buff, shirtless men with oiled chests.” Overactive imagination, Mr. Bergman?
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2:06 am
This website is extremely funny. Being a straight, Christian doctor myself, I must admit that reading these “cleverly” worded, fictitious articles can cause serious psychological damage to young developing people everywhere. This article not only reveals the author’s moral short-comings, but also reveals his poorly developed understanding of simple political and biological concepts.
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3:33 pm
@Jeff – A-FUCKING-MEN!!
never the less, your right… this crap is no good for youth minds, especially with the fact that everything on here is being passed as real, with no identification that it is satire… unfortunate… this site has people who faithfully believe the hate and racism that this site is comprised of…
while i would hate to see such an enjoyable site removed, i do appeal to my mature side, and think that such a thing should be necessary… ah, well.
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4:07 pm
The website’s identification as satire is in common sense. If you read the articles, a few could pass off as extremely conservative, but most of the articles are too wild even for Westboro Baptist Church.
I do think, however that this website could make more money if it was more easily identifiable as satire to idiots like you and most others. Many of my friends have posted christwire articles in rage on their facebook. Well, of course they got deleted because who wants an idiot for a friend?
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4:20 pm
Oh man! after reading this one i got a serious Devil Stiffy. The brilliant detail the author goes into… GENIUS. My plan is working!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! here’s one i found rather entertaining, considering this author sat and gave this one considerable thought, “all take turns in reaching under the colorful boy-skirt and fondling the undeveloped genitals.” Shit, he could write me a ‘hand book for the Satanist Homo Agenda’ and i could print millions of copies and have them passed out at rock concerts and science conventions or any other gathering of sinners. Man, i owe alot to these writers. Please, keep giving me ideas.
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7:08 pm
Don’t you perverts have anything better to do than sit up nights and create this trash?
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1:56 am
He made a mistake when he said pork sausage.
See, the Mohammedan will have nothing to do with pork.
When the Mohammedan girls come into America, and works at the checkout line, if a box of pepperoni pizza comes along, someone else has to scan it for her.
If she touches the pizza box she will get contaminated and go to hell.
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12:08 pm
Who fucking cares it’s still better than Bush the anti-christ
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6:43 pm
I never realised that scotsmen were gay. Maybe jesus was too ….he wore a dress. Homosexuality is illegal in Indonesia
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10:09 pm
Poe’s law states that this website is HILARIOUS. I oughta send it to my father–he’s one of those insane conservatives who honestly believes this sort of trash. The really funny part is he’s an atheist, but acts just like one of the fundie psychos–and gets offended when you make the comparison. Ah, I owe him an article like this…he sent me a video with a weeping eagle-on-a-waving-American-flag background and a voiceover explaining how HUSSEIN is THE ANTICHRIST and also A MUSLIM.
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9:00 pm
Wow, um, I’m not sure if this is satirical or not. I’ve got a quite a few qualms, of course, with this article.
1. HOLY SHIT FAKE AND GAY. Like, really, look at the contradicting facts here? You’re claiming that Obama(a Christian) is a Muslim, and your proof is that he can’t be a Christian because he’s gay(an offense is both religions) and your proof is that he went to a butcher and touched PORK sausages. FUCKING PORK. Dumbasses, I liken propaganda like this to that of the Nazis during the holocaust.
2. I just don’t get why Christians think that God hates gays. The only thing that it says about them in the bible is one, small, mosaic law. Jesus broke quite a few himself, and still remained sinless. You’d think that the first law that Jesus would call BS on would be one restricting or limiting love?
Oh and btw, people are born gay, because that’s the way God made some people. I was brought up believing that since sexuality is passed down through genes, it was similar to hair color or eye color. You claimed it to be a horrible disease that you could use for your own political agenda. Why to love your neighbor, you whores. Please, I’m sick of Christians selling out their prophet the same way you conservative whores sell out 9/11.
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9:52 pm
What is the big fcuking deal?! If gays want to go out and defend their country they have every single right to do so !! I hate people who are always talking garbage about “Omg a gay in the army!? Noo wayy” uhhh big deal!??!?!?? If girls can go ahead and be in the army marines or w/e MIND YOUUUUU we got some pretty fcuking crazy hormones and once they’ve been released hold your fire people ‘cus it’s about to be WWII all over again, why can’t gay men/women WHATEVER also join??
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8:53 pm
this website is trash. this isnt news this is trash journalism. get a life and write something worth reading.
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1:09 am
Homosexuality was around before Christianity and the bible supports incest
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