Secret Chinese Spies Caught Disguising Like Geriatrics, Beware the Old People

Amber
• ChristWire
November 5, 2010 12:31 pm27 comments

Chinese Spies Dressing Like Geriatrics

For months, we have feared the worst from the Chinese menace.

We have witnessed China building up their arms and warships.
We have seen the Chinese monolith of darkness steal our nuclear technology, so they can pay us back for crushing them during World War 2.

The Chinese murder their daughters, so they have more foodstuffs to supply their all male army of nearly 1 billion. The Chinese own American debt, but will not stop until they feast upon American flesh and innocence of your wife and children.

While all of these travesties are but the tip of the ominously looming iceberg of Chinese communism — an idealogy so vile, so evil, it latently lies within high seas of internation relations, ominously looming and threatening to rip apart the hull of humanity — there is something so far more scary. So threatening. So heart ripping it will strike you with cold fear.

The life of your friends and your family is at risk. Death. Darkness. Chinese.

The Chinese are disguising like old people, and they are already infiltrating our good West.

In the shock image above, you see a captured Chinese spy. On the left, his natural face. On the right, his old man costume.

China is launching a new infiltration campaign, where they build up power and rank in America by assuming the identity of older people.

China is launching a new infiltration campaign, where they build up power and rank in America by assuming the identity of older people.

Witnesses attest that the man boarded the flight in Hong Kong, a nation-city that the Chinese forcefully stole from the British only months ago, under the unction of Jimmy Carter.

The city is now the hosting ground for Chinese spy training. The inhabitants, forced to use their English TOEFLA skills to infiltrate America. Flight officials on the plane, bound to British Columbia in Canada, noticed that the old man ‘had delicate, Asian looking hands.’

The skin tone of the man was something officials have admitted they’ve seen ‘time and time again, hundreds of times’. There is no concrete number on how many of these Chinese spies have sneaked into the Americas.

As if this were not scary enough, under interrogation the man has requested international protection. This is a request made by high-ranking goverment agents, showing his importance to China’s international strategy of secret infiltration that uprises to a crescendo of death and destruction for your friends and family.

The man’s costume would have taken at least 20 trained Hollywood makeup artists and nearly $1,000 USD to create, showing the sophistication of these Chinese costumes. Look how real it looks.

How could we ever tell. The next time you are at Sunny Pines Retirement Home, visiting grandma, how do you know the spry lady at the bingo boards is not actually a Chinese martial arts death master, patiently waiting for the day to strike.

The next time your daughter works night shift at the local nursing home, who says that “Milton Fensheimer” is not really “Bolo Chingjaw”, veiled as a geriatric innocent but really a primed Chinese killer waiting to ravage her innocence or worse innoculate her with Asian spawn seed.

Friends, the Chinese are crafty and their levels of subterfuge unprecedented. They will wait any length of time to carry our their plans, and now we see they are infiltrating our lands with geriatric costumes.

We got luckly on catching this one, as officials report he was smug enough to remove his costume in flight and return from the lavoratory as a young Asian male, which an air marshal instantly noticed.

How many have we missed, however? How many old men at the deli, angrily returning their soup, are really dissheveled because they can’t slurp with chopsticks. How many new old ladies at the church bake sale really have a raffle of poison lined up for your community?

We must take warning. The Chinese are trained to hate America and taught dozens of ways to kill us before they can even fully walk.

This Chinese agenda is terrifying. Beware each old person you cross, for it could be a mystifying Chinese in disguise.

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27 Comments

  • China wants to make war with us. We must hit them first and knock out Beining with a biological payload.

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    • Yeah buddy, I got my boxers around my ankles and I’m whippin’ it good to come a “biological payload”! Awww yeah!

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    • u guys r dumb, that could be just used as distraction so more guys could get in, while ur all checking the flight, duuuuuuuuh, to capture an asian, think like an asian. Isnt that a BIT suspiciosly obvios

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  • yes adam lets destroy whole nation of Innocent people that don,t care about american Most of them wnat to live in peace and don,t wnat your imperialism over them seriously you are No doctor no christian and No human

    as for amber well You are an idiot you Know Nothing about history or geography for the matter

    IU prefer to Live with chinese than Living with racist xenophobic american who don,t even Know where their own country is In the world

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    • It’s satire Mr. Smartypants!!! Who feels like the asshole now?

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  • Hey Amber, how about you go back to school and actually STUDY this time?

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  • What other reason would they have to sneak over here?

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  • maybe for a Better life ??

    Or maybe they have family or they have found work here

    or maybe they Like canadian food ( yes I said canadian since this Little guy in your article actually used AIR CANADA and came to CANADA and not USA

    so tell me what does it do to you that he went to CANADA ?

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  • No, Millenium. If they wanted a better life, they would do so legally. They are sneaking over here on planes and we were already warned about this months ago when Mexicans were doing the same thing. They are blending in and then on the same day, probably try to kill as many as possible. Nursing homes wiped out. Innocents caring for the geriatric destroyed.

    If they can costume themselves as the old, they can also do the same as the young. The Mexicans are poor and not as smart as the Chinese, so their costumed were pretty see-through when I believe Tyson Bowers did an expose on it. These Chinese are more resourceful and smarter; just look at this creation and it really is Hollywood grade. They are sneaking here to kill us. They can’t take us directly, so just like the terrors of 9/11, they are going to be sneaky and get us from within.

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    • hey little pipsqueak this Guy is in CANADA now not USA so it’s NONE of your fucking Business

      you have problem with mexicans because you are a Bunch of racist who don,t accept these people as your Brother

      anmd this chinese guys got his Visa right now

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      • I thought they at least spoke English in Canada? I’m assuming your lack of command means you are a ratty Frenchman from Quebec?

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        • You got problem against quebec people you Little asshole seriously if you have something to said speak Up before I whack your head

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          • Why is it that you French guys talk so tough, but during World War 2 the second a German waltzes down the street you’ll sweeten up your women and children with the best of perfumes and cowardly hand them over?

            What’s even worse for you, is that you are Canadian and French. The only thing worse could be a Mexican.

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          • adam what the fuck are you talking about?
            first of you do realise that the french army alone wasn’t nearly enough to keep the germans back right?
            but then i could ask: why was america so afraid of the germans that they didn’t dare even enter the war before they were forced to by japan?

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          • That is easy.

            After we saved you guys during World War I, our great President Woodrow Wilson demanded Europe follow his 14 Points to bring peace to all European nations.

            The European leaders laughed at him and America, despite that we had sent our troops over to protect our allies. Despite that at that time we were a small nation, yet committed to do everything in our power to ensure our allies the British and every other nation did not fall to forces who did not represent the principles of democracy: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

            President Wilson was locked out of the treaty-making process. The only thing that was listened to was Wilson’s idea to create a league of nations, now known as NATO.

            Other than that, you retarded imbeciles made a mockery of Germany. You destroyed their economy. You made their people scapegoats. You made life on them tough, hard and course. You made them into a fallen nation, one primed to be taken over by a dictator. You set the stage for the rise of Adolph Hitler.

            America learned a lesson; one warned by our first president, President George Washington: “Above all, I bid you, stay out of European affairs. The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is in extending our commercial relations, to have with them as little political connection as possible. So far as we have already formed engagements, let them be fulfilled with perfect good faith. Here let us stop. Europe has a set of primary interests which to us have none; or a very remote relation. Hence she must be engaged in frequent controversies, the causes of which are essentially foreign to our concerns. Hence, therefore, it must be unwise in us to implicate ourselves by artificial ties in the ordinary vicissitudes of her politics, or the ordinary combinations and collisions of her friendships or enmities. ”

            President George Washington prophesied the truth about Europe. You are a bloodthirsty lot, who creates conflicts and enemies and then acts shocked when you are in a constant state of war.

            During World War I, we went out on a limb and helped you, despite the warnings of George Washington. What happened?

            You browbeat Germany. Did you know that President Woodrow Wilson was so dismayed, he had a stroke at home? He wrote that the way you treated Germany would throw the world into another war. President Wilson, was of course, correct.

            You fools bred the grounds for World War II. European leaders created the Nazi regime, by not accepting Germany back into European relations. Even after our horrible Civil War, every state was treated equal. All citizens treated like humans.

            This is why America was able to heal.

            Europe is the one who divided Arab lands to create Israel, then ran off the second Israel came under fire. Again, during World War II and post World War II, America came out of our isolation, a status demanded by our first president.

            A status we proudly followed time and time again. We were forced into the position of global leader and watchdog, simply because you fools could not be a peaceful lot. Simply because, Europe cannot go long without causing global catastrophe and controversy.

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    • have it occured to you adam that maybe comeing to america legally wasn’t an option for the guy? it’s not exactly cheap starting over especially not in america. but then again i shouldn’t expect you being able to look further than your eyesockets

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  • I thought you said you weren’t racist?

    Lies make baby Jesus cry.

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    • he must have been crying ever since christianity was widely spread then.

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  • common grado-forever

    the real world is a lot worse than what these “smart” people know anything about. they just learn white man school.
    we will see the end in 2012.. but nothing your average person can figure out.
    china is a threat.

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  • Look at the Frenchie turn to violence.

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    • at least we didn,t wages wars on every 4 corner of the world for our own greediness

      anbd seriously people Like you need a Good whack in the face

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  • Go Amber- now remove your mask and show us you are really a gay mexican

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  • I did not even finish reading this article, yet I already see a problem.
    We did not ‘crush’ the Chinese. We crushed the Japanese.
    The Chinese were our allies. We helped them when the Japanese armies inhabited their lands in order to take over Asia and therefore gain more resources.
    I really think you should do some research before creating these articles. Perhaps look up a few definitions too? Eh?
    I do not think you realize how entirely wrong this article is.
    Money is hard to come by now-a-days what with this current recession. Sometimes, you cannot pay for a passport or a Visa. You have to get things. Perhaps they were oppressed to the utmost degree, and they needed to escape. It does not mean that they are spies. Hong Kong is a great city, it is an amazing place that is filled with peaceful life and wonder.

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  • We also have a Chinese Spy as our Energy Secretary, his absurdity today was Chinese innovation. The only think that they do is Spy and counterfeit. The only think they have fooled us is by they were a potental market for USA market. Blahh, its been the other way around.
    Question: How many Chinese people you see buying at wall-mart? Not to many right, but of the products from walmart are from China

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  • I think I love you, Amber!
    Marry me, and let me impregnate you with a baker’s dozen of apple-cheeked little baby trolls.
    Trollies? Trollets?

    Srsly, I lol’d :)

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  • this.is.stupid.

    aren’t you too biased? seriously, get a life, racist bastard.

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