After only one day in office, the new Republican-lead House of Representatives have fixed America’s economy in such a way that our stocks have reached the higest point since President George W. Bush’s historic presidential leadership.
Stocks soared to record high levels Thursday, prompting raucous applause to eminate from Wall Street and throughout the nation.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 11434.84, a whopping increase of 219.71 points since Pelosi was Speaker of The House. Under Boehner’s sterling leadership, our stock market is already up 2%.
The cost to the American taxpayer: $0.
Compare that number to the trillions of dollars of debt incurred by witless Pelosi and Obama. Under the democrats, we have spent trillions in ‘economic reform’. Under the democrats, our nation was still in debt.
How many of your friends are without jobs or even worse, at risk of losing their home?
Today is a new beginning for America. Our great nation is recovering and there is one standard that will once more dominate the lesser nations of Earth:
Boehner’s plan is simply brilliant. The Fed will buy $500 billion worth of federal bonds, boosting corporate confidence. Impetus for corporate investment will be handled in June, when Boehner will inact the fiscal policy of quantitative easing.
Our nation’s CEOs all across the board can only recognize our Speaker of the House as pure genious:
“‘I’m a little surprised that there wasn’t a ‘sell the news’ reaction, but people are clearly relieved at the size of the quantitative easing package,” regaled CEO Ben Halliburton.
It has been only hours since America united to kick socialist liberals out of our legislative House and in that voting action, confess that our nation needed conservative Republican leadership on Tuesday.
This is only from voting out the small frye: the House. Just imagine what will happen when we kick out all the Democratic Senators. Imagine the prosperity when we boot Obama in 2012.
The Democrats have tried to sell us out to the new terror order, lead by the Chinese Empire. On Tuesday, we said, “No!” We will not succumb to a foreign power, America shall never let our freedom be reigned by the purveryors of socialism!
Be warned, friends. The Democrats and the Chinese have had a taste of their agenda, they have had a taste of a weakened America where self-actualization and rugged individualism give way to social welfare and passive UN submission.
If they, the Democrats, dare to come out in the open field and defend the renminbi standard as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world. Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for a renminbi standard by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns. You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of renminbi.