• Is Your Dog a Whore, Get It A Chastity Belt (Pet Anti Breeding System)

    December 6, 2010 12:34 am 9 comments
    Pet Anti Breeding System

    the Pet Anti-Breeding System (PABS), a new concept in Birth Control for Pets that specifically targets the external reproductive area of our four-legged friends. This is The Ultimate Solution to unwanted and accidental breedings.

    It is the worry of every pet owner. You take your dog to the local puppy park, so it can get out to run and innocently stretch its legs with all the other dogs.

    All is going fine and well. You’re standing around with all the other dog owners while the boxers fight with everyone and in the distance, beagles howl in excitement as dashing greyhounds race by. On the other side of the fence you see perhaps the littler fake dogs in the puppy chow park, meowing in shame with the bichons and pathetic illegal chihuahuas.

    All is well and it is another fine day at dog park.

    Then suddenly, no warning, chaos as a little skampy whore dog in heat enters the scene. You’ve all seen it happen and perhaps it is your female dog that is the Babylonian vixen of hell’s seduction.

    It is natural for the female. They love attention and like to spread their bodies for all to see, trying to entice with their exposed fish snare. All you have to do is look at Hollywood celebrities to see what females will ultimately resort to for attention.

    It’s awkward. The little spreader goes in and exposes her backside, causing all the dogs to fight and enter a mounting ruckus like gaggling gays at a petting zoo. The dogs mount each other and it doesn’t matter the gender. Peace is destroyed and now you must awkwardly break up fights and maybe uncomfortably keep your dog from mounting others in the frenzy.

    “No, Max, no! Stop,” you say as you walk over, hands in pockets, and pull your dog off while avoiding eye contact with the owner. “Now, now, stop mounting the nice collie and go play”. It is awkward and you’ve all had to go through it.

    Most female dogs go through their whore moments and get all the good dogs riled up, teasing with their exposed backsides and it gets old.

    I’ve seen it happen time and time again. It’s bad for everyone. The owners of the hussy don’t want a houseful of puppies, who knows who will be the father and the outcome breed. It must be the same stress minority fathers (on statistical average) must feel when they let their daughter go to thre basketball game with “Jamal” or hang out at the mall with “Ra’Karl”, and even worse, we fathers must fear a whore daughter may tantalize our sons to have bed relations with them.

    Just like I’m sure is the same for you, it is really uncomfortable when your dog starts mounting all comers and you have that awkward eye contact with the mountees owners. Lucky for you, I have the solution to all these problems.

    PET ANTI BREEDING SYSTEM

    And just like we can lead our daughters into choices that insure abstinence, we now have a tool to protect our pets. It is called the Pet Anti Breeding System, and it is putting a stop to whore animals.

    Take a look at my presented product:

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    For just the tender price of $75 for a normal dog, you can ensure your little hussy does not get pregnant.

    No more having to worry about her getting rogered by a dog she’s tempted, then leaving yourself stuck with a litter of puppies to either sell or train.

    Now one thing that may concern you is that these may seem a bit like a condom or even worse masturbation, both of which are illegal by technical Biblical definition.

    These acts in humans lead to bad behavior, but it also is wasting of the seed of life. What you’ll find though is with this device, the male dogs never have a chance to enter into the female’s sin and release, due to the barrier that’s created. So it’s not really a contraceptive measure but instead, a barrier block that prevents the act in the first place.

    http://pabsforpets.com/

    With Christmas around the corner, it is the perfect time to try out this great product. For only $75, you can prevent so much trouble and help control the pet population.

    Here are some Testimonials from customers of this fine product:

    Customer Testimonials

    Hello,
    we purchased and used the dog chastity belt for our lovely 1/2 Samoyed 1/2 wolf dog Cassidy. Having raised a couple of litters already, we were not anxious to do so again and were keenly aware of how difficult it is to keep the boys and girls apart. We also did not wish to fix the dogs since it alters their hormonal balance and temperament.

    When we first put the chastity belt on Cassidy, she was stunned and very resistance. After a few hours she settled into it and was fine. The belt provided a level of assurance that she would not get pregnant again and she didn’t! We were able to let the boys hang out with her and nothing happened. Though the boy dogs were very disappointed. We’ve recommended it to our friends and would recommend it to anybody not wanting puppies and not wishing to spay their canine companions. Highly recommended!

    Tanya Gerard

    (505) 660-2010

    Santa Fe NM.

    Dex,

    From a breeders opinion on your PABS I must say it gives me great peace of mind that I can leave my home and know that even if my dogs got together there would be no opsssssss breeding. I was amazed by your product and how well it really does work.

    Christine Uveges

    Apache Moon Rottweiler’s

    (845) 672-3647
    Buffalo, New York

    The PABS device is a huge success for anyone serious about keeping their dog intact for later breeding. The system worked like a charm in keeping our strong 90 lb female American Bulldog from tearing it off. Unlike others we tried, this one really works! Dogs are happy and owner can relax that there are no accidents.

    Thanks

    Paul A. Cardis
    AVID Ratings Co.
    918 Deming Way, Suite 200
    Madison, WI 53717
    Direct: 608-824-2507

    Dear Dexter,

    I just wanted to take time to thank you for the phenomenal customer service and fast shipping of the products that you represent. Because of the PABS system, I have felt very comfortable letting my wife take Fawn out of our home to visit her parents. I have had my female to the park, to the training fields and to my hunting club. Also of important note, the PABS, has been put through some rigorous usage on my performance dog. I have run her through the forest and fields of my hunting club in Pennsylvania, not only did I run her while I was walking, but I also had her out in front of my ATV. She ran at full pace through switch grass, corn, and thick forest with no issue. She was also able to stop to relieve herself: “number one and two” with no problem. After her run I took her down to the lake where she made retrieves from the center of the lake and then she played nearby in a shallow stream. The PABS Harness dries quickly and does not hinder her performance or my training regiments. I would never feel comfortable taking her out of my back yard without it.

    Sincerely,

    Donny Zarra
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Vom Grimm Haus Deutsch Drahthaars

    “In all of these years I’ve never seen a product, from an independent inventor, developed to the degree of professional level and with such thorough research into the product category as yours.”

    Dennis Merino
    Merino & Associates
    Pollock Pines, CA
    – Click here to view full letter —

    “I fully endorse the PABS, Pet Anti Breeding System. I am excited about this product because as a veteran of the pet industry for over 40 years, I have never seen anything like it. I visit trade shows year in and year out – hundreds of shows in my lifetime – and never has a product accomplished what PABS does.”

    Rob Boyd
    Rob Boyd & Associates
    Norfolk, VA

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