• Snowy Winter Will Be The Worst in 1,000 Years

    December 30, 2010 4:20 pm 15 comments

    The heart of God has chilled.

    God is angry and his eternal love no longer basks Earth in a reassuring blanket of comfort and hope. The world is in peril and we are in evil, dark hours.

    America betrayed her Lord and Savior by electing a Muslim extremist who believes women can have abortions and not burn in hell. Obama believes that men can stab each other in the foulest places, exploding in sin, and not marinate themselves in iniquities so foul, they’ll burn even hotter then criminals, than murderers, than even the Nazis and Soviets in the lowest bowels of hell.

    The National Weather Service reports this winter may be the coldest ever faced in 1,000 years. From sea to shining sea in the Americas, to even the most bitter redcoat shores of lesser nations, all shall suffer and God’s wrath is upon us.

    We have already seen the preambles. God struck down the mighty Metrodome, in a display of his cold, wintery fury. God could have held his wrath back but a few days and killed each and every one of those despicable and tasteless Minnesota Vikings fans in true, cold blood. Be he didn’t.

    Travelers on the East Coast are stuck in endless mounds of snow, with not even the aeroplane technology of mankind able to take flight in God’s winter tempests.  Riots break out as people without a true hope realize that God has grown angry and without patience.

    Snow penises.  Gay Santa Clauses.  Liberals trying to take the Christ out of Christmas.  Muslim terrorists and Mexican sneakers getting free healthcare in our land, when they don’t even believe in our Constitution, our Declaration of Independence and our nation’s Christian heritage.

    God is angered!  There are gays in the military.  Blacks freely walk through our schools, selling drugs and getting proper girls pregnant with the darkest of sins.  It is all against Biblical law and now we have become unto a modern Sodom and Gomorrah.  God hates ugly and we have fallen from the top branch of righteousness, hit every stick on the way down, and faceplanted on the cold pavement below.

    This will be the coldest winter in 1,000 years and it is no coincidence that the last time such a fate struck, Muslim Moors plagued Europe with their Islamic chants and ridiculous outfits.

    Now God pays us back, with a wrath even greater than when he helped Christians drive the Muslim threat out of our European lands and back to the sandy, betrayed hell hovels where they belong.

    First, Spokane, Washington. The home of the demented Gonzaga Bulldogs and Mormon enabling John Stockton and his ilk like Dan Dickau.  All immoral and against God.  Let’s see what happens to this town that idolizes college debauchery and the false pretenses of Catholicism.

    Look at those cars slide without hope. God has cast ice in such a way on this hill, that the tires of the cars cannot gain traction and a proper coefficient of friction that will enable deceleration of the sliding vector to a zero value. This is because God controls all science and the physics here will lead these people to a hellhole of insurance deductibles.

    It is the wallet that hurts so many Americans, and God has hit these sinners right where it counts.

    Next, our journey takes us to Maine — a state that used to be proper and burn sinners to the crisp, but now is the bastion of liberal causes such as gay marriage and gay adoptions. All repugnant to God, worse than rotting fish and eggnog smoothie purees. The simple thought wretches the belly until bile fills the mouth!

    Look at their modern Tower of Babel betray them. How fitting that God chose to strike a Ski Lift into being a Ski Down. No matter how icy you try to make it and how high you think you’re flying with sin, it takes but a moment for God to cast you down to the hottest hells where not even a Plutonian icecube would last more then 3 seconds! Burn sinners and look at how even newscasters are bewildered before the power of God.

    God is a God of attention and detail, so don’t think he won’t take time from his overseeing the universe to strike down a ski rift full of sinners to send us all warning this winter. You see the evidence here and there is no other explanation, you vile whore nation!

    Massachusetts – the breeding grounds for the liberal elite. They allow gays to just freely walk their streets, to teach our childrens and to defile marriage with their fecal oaths of a gay life together in sinful matrimony. Their matrimonial mattresses can only tell the stories of the sickest acts and afflictions, which they only want our children to think is normal to participate in at any age. Gays love to target children and their bullseye is right in their backsides beneath the underoos.

    So it is no surprise that God is serving up his best weather wrath in the heart of Massachusetts. Now think about it. When you think of a blizzard, do you expect to see fire?

    Sure, snow can burn but there is no way to burn any type of sinner — no matter how dark and black their crimes — than with a good fire. So look at this one.

    Praise be. God first cast a mighty blizzard over the entire state. Everyone was frozen and made miserable.

    Then, when they thought it was over, God called upon one of his most mighty dipole creations — water with its magnificent dipole moment of 1.85 dibeye and a blessed 105 degrees between hydrogen molecules — to suddenly melt and create a calamitous flash flood.

    Due to the strong dipole, water can interact with electromagnetic fields in a powerful way, enough to even set magnificent homes ablaze. Glory!

    God is a God of scientific wonder, mystery and wrath. In this clever display of contempt for sin, God burned two homes in Massachusetts to show that no place is safe. He can use nature however he wants to bring suffering to the sinners and all those in proxy. He could just give but a snap of his fingers and break the universe in half, but God uses these great painstaking plans and details to let us know he can be tedious, watching each and every one of our steps.

    Let the weather be a warning, America. God’s winter wrath is nigh! He can flood chocolate cities and make float the Asians without their little boats of transgression. We’ve seen it time and time again.

    He can burn the Californian deserts one day, then subdue the liberal masses with the worst of flooding the next. Do not challenge God! Live right and just as we warn you to do.

    Winter is only halfway through and make no mistake, God is just warming up his pitching arm that will deliver the coldest fastballs of fury and destruction, and believe you me. God never misses his strike zone.

    Bewarned and beware, oh nation of sinners. Beware!

    Zephaniah 3 (King James Version, emphasis mine)

    Zephaniah 3

    1Woe to her that is filthy and polluted (gays, blacks, Muslim idolaters, liberal media, whoring children in Hollywood, abortion, gay adoptions, allowing Mexicans, socialists), to the oppressing city!

    2She (America and lesser nations) obeyed not the voice; she received not correction; she trusted not in the LORD; she drew not near to her God.

    3Her princes within her are roaring lions; her judges are evening wolves; they gnaw not the bones till the morrow.

    4Her prophets are light and treacherous persons: her priests have polluted the sanctuary, they have done violence to the law.

    5The just LORD is in the midst thereof; he will not do iniquity: every morning doth he bring his judgment to light, he faileth not; but the unjust knoweth no shame.

    6I have cut off the nations: their towers are desolate; I made their streets waste, that none passeth by: their cities are destroyed, so that there is no man, that there is none inhabitant. (God’s wrath is without equal, you sinners and whores)

    7I said, Surely thou wilt fear me, thou wilt receive instruction; so their dwelling should not be cut off, howsoever I punished them: but they rose early, and corrupted all their doings.

    8Therefore wait ye upon me, saith the LORD, until the day that I rise up to the prey: for my determination is to gather the nations, that I may assemble the kingdoms, to pour upon them mine indignation, even all my fierce anger: for all the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.

    9For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent.

    10From beyond the rivers of Ethiopia my suppliants, even the daughter of my dispersed, shall bring mine offering.

    11In that day shalt thou not be ashamed for all thy doings, wherein thou hast transgressed against me: for then I will take away out of the midst of thee them that rejoice in thy pride, and thou shalt no more be haughty because of my holy mountain.

    12I will also leave in the midst of thee an afflicted and poor people, and they shall trust in the name of the LORD.

    13The remnant of Israel shall not do iniquity, nor speak lies; neither shall a deceitful tongue be found in their mouth: for they shall feed and lie down, and none shall make them afraid.

    14Sing, O daughter of Zion; shout, O Israel; be glad and rejoice with all the heart, O daughter of Jerusalem.

    15The LORD hath taken away thy judgments, he hath cast out thine enemy: the king of Israel, even the LORD, is in the midst of thee: thou shalt not see evil any more.

    16In that day it shall be said to Jerusalem, Fear thou not: and to Zion, Let not thine hands be slack.

    17The LORD thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy; he will rest in his love, he will joy over thee with singing.

    18I will gather them that are sorrowful for the solemn assembly, who are of thee, to whom the reproach of it was a burden.

    19Behold, at that time I will undo all that afflict thee: and I will save her that halteth, and gather her that was driven out; and I will get them praise and fame in every land where they have been put to shame.

    20At that time will I bring you again, even in the time that I gather you: for I will make you a name and a praise among all people of the earth, when I turn back your captivity before your eyes, saith the LORD.

    Obama is the evil King. America is the new chosen nation of God. Beware, or you shall find God striking upon your door and bringing a mountain of damnation and wrath into your life.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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