A Real Life Chinese Unicorn Man (Chinese Man With Horn on Head)

Abe
• ChristWire
January 10, 2011 4:01 pm18 comments

The Chinese have now mastered the ability to create unicorn people.  It may sound preposterous, but this Satanic ability of genetic science is a reality and it means something horrible for us all.

I am eternally grateful that our good friend Amber Cooper reminded us all that just because we fear the terrorizing Chinese people, it does not make us racist. This takes the fire out of the liberal media and their arguments against such exposes against the Chinese.

Look upon the codon altered abomination of horrors.

To understand what is truly going on here, it is important to remember this modern unicorn movement is the result of Harry Potter movies.

Within the films, two children were enticed to have forest beastiations with two unicorn creatures.  This was shown on screen and another reason parents should not allow children near the smut written by JK Tolkien.

Liberals tried to emerge and lie, saying unicorns did not exist and that the Harry Potter film condoned no such things.  We rebutted the media allegations and revealed the Real Life Unicorn Women, a product of bizarre science and the latexed laboratory hand of Satan.  In this expose, we also covered the origins of the unicorn and why they had to be wiped out, because they were too big and unpredictable to travel with Noahes.
Satan has used his scientific powers and evolved a women into a unicorn.  You can see his works expressed by the single horn phenotype.

Satan has used his scientific powers and evolved this women into a unicorn. You can see his works expressed by the single horn phenotype.

In review, you can see that now the Chinese have mastered the ability to manipulate the alleles in such a way, that they can craft the genetic essence of a unicorn into their people.

This is very bad for all decent nations, for unicorns in the Bible were noted for their apparent beauty, but dangerous demeanor.  History records how these creatures were feared by all others, even a mighty lion or a bayou gator.  Even God chose to save humanity, who had sinned in homosexuality and murder before him, and let every single unicorn drown in a watery grave of wrath.

This shows you the danger of unicorns, and Satan has likely snorkled down to the deepest reaches of the sea, where not even the most advanced self contained underwater breathing apparatus can let a mere mortal go.

Satan has snatched up the bones of unicorns, used restrictions enzymes such as ecoR1 to cleave amazingly preserved DNA fragment, then helped Chinese scientists bind these genes at the sticky ends to Chinese infant germ cells.  Crafty Satan has crafted DNA right into the human genome, bypassing even the need for pluripotent or even totipotent stem cells this time around.

It is all dizzying in its complex simplicity.  Satan is trying to amass an army of beautiful hybrid warriors, so he can write ridiculous books of how his horned armies of darkness emerged from the East to overcome God’s people to the West.  He will call this book “Harry Potter 6:  The True Agenda” and reveal his true hand.  It will be like The Bible for the heathen Chinese, NAZI and atheist masses.  It will be their new call to faith, a call where genetic science and Godless atheism reign supreme, and Satan masquerades as the god of all, with his unicorn hybrid Chinese horse armies to do his bidding.

There will be liberals out there who try to deny all of this, being skeptical without knowing the facts because they are small minded.  If you are in that number, shut your mouth and look at this.

To the right, you see yet more proof of China’s genetic industry.  This woman has been imbued with biunicorn phenotypic expression of horns.  Upon her head, you can tell she has had a double-down dose of unicorn DNA crafted into her.

While she may be a gentle figure of aged grace and serenity in this image, looking into the eyes lives a shiver down the spine.  You can tell a supernatural ability and force is here:  the power of the unicorns of ancient times, the duplicitous genetic ability of Satan the Scientist.  The will for domination by the Chinese menace.

Friends, China is amassing a great army.  They are atheists and do not worship our Lord and Savior.  They dream of the day when they will all join together with their hyrbid unicorn humans, attacking us with ferocity and riding upon fiery gales from East, blown by none other than Satan himself.

The age of genetic warfare is upon us, and as Americans, we must protect the world.  We must get to know and understand these unicorn people.  No telling how many of these powerful individuals now actually exist, but they are here.  We must embrace them and more importantly, demand a policy where we track the productions of all Chinese laboratories and bring nuclear fires to whatever seems to be a threat to humanity.

These unicorn people can be turned against us, so let us bring them to the light of American lifestyle and thinking, so they may instead join us and finally, be able to bring even unicorns into the kingdom of glory and deliverance.

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18 Comments

  • errr what ??? I missed something ??? did I

    seriously boys mind your own business i’m scared of chinese, I hate black , I hate mexican , I hate arab, But I’m not racist I just want them all death ?

    Go read the dictionary and read the word RACISM

    also before you mind in chiense business or any other country business for the matter start By meddling your own Business You know the fact that your own government wnat the death of assange and asked personal information of wikileaks supporter (even if it’s against the right to privacy ) and no it’s not Only Obama republican approved of it too

    Human right right to privacy You don’t know shit of those and yet you bash on Other people like russia and china because of that

    NOBODY want your “FREEDOM” I prefer to live in china and being “oppressed” than living in USA and being scared ever and ever

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  • Everything about thos erotic horn made me so hawnee I would sit on that mans head while the entire thing goes up my poo hole and spin. Mmm… I would leak pooey wet juices on his face!

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    • haha! That lady does look like she’s pooping from her forehead. Gee Popsie, what would you do if you had two poopie holes to fist?

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  • Seriously? I thought this site was a joke at first, that it was by people making fun of the lunatic fringe on the right; but it is real… These people actually think this way.

    I think that the author of this post and all other contributers on this site missed the point;

    As I have loved you.
    Love one another
    this new commandment
    love one another
    by this shall men know
    ye are my disciples
    if ye have love
    one to another. —childrens hymn.

    If you truly love christ, then emulate him. Don’t judge others. He surrounded himself with whores and theives, tax collectors and sinners. You are like the crowd that wants to stone a woman for adultery. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

    And baby, this site is not without sin…

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    • Yes, but did he fornicate with the whore or teach her to live a better life? Did he help the tax collectors steal more money from everyone, or derail their liberal greed of taxation with proverbs that left them stunned?

      Did he tell the thieves “Steal all you want!” No, he came to Earth so that we could make the choice to stop sinning, then know we have eternal life. If you try to convince people they can sin all they want and then go to heaven, you are leading them away from the kingdom.

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      • Main point: BEWARE THOSE WHO TAKE THIS SITE SERIOUSLY. DO YOUR RESEARCH, PLEASE.

        I knew that conservatives believed some ‘choice’ doctrine, but this really scares me. There are literally no references, which means anyone can make up anything from a picture of a birth defect.

        Question: If these are new Chinese developments in genetic engineering, why is every person shown… freaking old? No newborn babies born tainted with Satan’s unicorn black magic?

        Interesting.

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        • What you fail to realize is that the scientists involved are splicing genes. They can do this on the somatic level or more scarily, at the germatic level.

          Now I have not had the chance to do extensive research, but I’m guessing they are tinkering with the genes responsible for epidermodysplasia verruciformis. It causes very weird, barnacle like keratin-textured growth to protrude from the skin. It gives those afflicted by it the appearance of a tree or coral.

          By altering these genes and causing the structural dictation to go to a barrel protein configuration, I could see how they are doing this. It is still complex and likely involves use of totipotent or pluripotent stem cells and no telling what they use to splice, if not even ancient DNA as Abe suggested. The Chinese have an endless source of the stem cells from all the aborted female children so have ample opportunity to advance this field.

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          • Actually, Jesus stopped hypocrites from stoning the whore.

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    • Reverend Putty

      BLASPHEMY!

      Our Savior would NEVER fraternize with tax collectors!

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  • That horn is caused by a disease dipshit.

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  • Wow this is ridiculous. classic christianity, someones different than you so they must be from “satan”. This kind of ignorant drivle makes me sick.

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  • Trolol:D

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  • Are you people serious? This is caused by a rare disease you stupid fucktards, not by some evil wizard.

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  • Ummm….it’s called a cutaneous horn…occurs in older folks who’ve had lots of sun exposure…pre-cancerous lesion. It’s a medical condition. If we should be afraid of anyone, it’s the unfortunate morons who maintain this website.

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  • that is so amazin but a little weird

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  • you all been trolled… there is no way anyone actually believes this…

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  • This whole site is hilarious

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    • SomeonelikeJim

      Seconded. This whole site makes me wet my pants, mainly due to the ignorance and stupidity of it’s NAZI authors and reporters, but also due to the amazing responses everyone gives to these one-sided and un-founded, idiotic statements.

      P.S. God is a little black woman.

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