• Dead Birds Fall From the Heavens, In Signs of American Apocalypse

    January 4, 2011 6:10 pm 22 comments

    Even the skies of America are littered with plummeting plumages of death, as God loses favor with a nation that has betrayed him by electing a Muslim and allowing gays to be in the military.

    Shocking news from Louisiana today, as feared citizens hide in their homes as the carcasses of dead birds fall from the sky.

    Behold, the wrath of God.

    Not even the sweet tweets of a beautiful songbird can quell the mighty wrath of God! He is angry and will not stop until all sinners burn in hell where they belong!

    God is angry because men are now allowed to say “I’m gay” and then join our armies. God is angry because the leader of democracy, the US president, chuckles with the thought of abortions and has a socialist healthcare agenda.

    Now he makes children even witness the carnage and payment for such sins, as he snapped his fingers and ripped the life out of birds flying over a highway. The children in the oncoming bus now are scared and no that something is not right, that the end of days may be nigh.

    Louisiana is targeted because it is the home of Shreveport, where the US Air Force has mighty bases that are now filled with homosexual boon operators and bombers, a cabal of foul double-entendre at its nastiest.

    This news comes only weeks after we found thousands of dead birds in Arkansas and a bloody bay of gutted fish in the Chesepeake, a site even more disgusting than Chappaquiddick.

    Liberal democrats have brought damnation upon America, but we allowed the beast to rise. America refused to nuke Iran when they announced they wanted nuclear arms.

    We refused to burn homosexual child abductors in the chair without warning, then even allow drug-wielding Mexicans to roam our streets without sending them back to any form of hell, whether it be their homes or with Satan at the unction of our shotguns.

    God is judging America and the Bible warned us about it in the book of Revelation. It is all there. We are doomed and we have brought this upon ourselves.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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