Dear Esther
Dear Esther,
My boyfriend keeps begging me to try anal-play. I don’t want to do it at all, poop comes out of there! I’m scared that if I don’t do it he might try to find someone who will, maybe even a man. What can I do about his anal sex cravings?
Dear Troubled,
I will have to break from my fellow Monthly females on this particular topic. I’m sure you may have come across the article on this very subject posted recently. The distasteful smut that passes for journalism around here is enough to make ones faith in the Lord waiver (almost). Normally I would advise any struggling woman to do as her man asks without question, as any proper woman would. Not here, not with this. No way. Esther Judith Frost does not condone sodomy or the filthy, disgusting heathens that willingly partake in acts that disrespect their Lord and savior, Jesus Christ and will burn in the flames of Hell for their grotesque acts.
The Bible is explicit about such things: Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves, . . .
For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature…. …shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to , to do those things which are not fitting.(Romans 1:24, 26-28)
Sodomy and sodomites are not fit to live in the world of our God. They are only fit for the sulphur pits of hell.That your boyfriend wishes to stray from the path and indulge himself and you in such vile acts is reason enough to leave such a man. He is already on the path to homosexuality, and we both know how God feels about the homosexuals. My partner once brought up the subject, but I was stern and held my ground making it clear I would not participate in any sexual act that God would not approve of. I am a woman after all, and I have the procreative parts meant for intercourse in the normal, acceptable way. Having an object inserted into me like that is not how God intended two people to have intercourse.
If you really wish to stay with your boyfriend, I would suggest you reject his advances, and let him know that you’re afraid God would not look kindly on the two of you engaging in such horrific acts. If your boyfriend attempts to ‘surprise you’ with it, I would leave and immediately research the laws on sodomy in your state and see if there is any legal recourse you can take.
Anal sex… even the words themselves make me feel like I have sinned just typing them.
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Author: Esther Judith Frost
I am a God loving and God fearing Christian, who has come to ChristWire to join forces on their holy crusade to rid the world of evil.
10:00 am
Dear Esther, how do I make an article? I wish to.
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10:21 am
Poopie play is fun! Try it! Being fisting up the poop chute is the best! It feels so good to get fisted elbow deep, I even fist myself! tHEN I pull out the delicious corn laden poo and eat ti! pOOPIES ARE DELICIOUS! I mean, damn, eat those poopies, it tastes like chocolate!
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4:28 pm
Esther, how’ve you been, baby? You know damn well that butt-fucking is perfectly fine if both people are drunk. Like that time you and I went down the Hershey Highway together after that Snoop Dog concert. Are you still doing freaky shit like that anymore? Give me a call sometime and we’ll try to hook up. Maybe we can have another hot nasty three-way with Amber again.
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10:24 pm
I’m afraid I don’t know what you are talking about, foul-mouthed heathen. Make no mistake, I would not be caught dead at a Snoop Dog concert.
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11:07 pm
But you’d still be okay with having a three-way with Amber, right?
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1:11 pm
Sodomy was considered a sin in the Old Testament but neither Christ nor the New Testament *ever* speak of homosexuality. Christ made new covenant with man.
It’s a new day…
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3:42 pm
The New Testament makes it clear that even the scent of gays is a foul odor in heaven, and that every gay will burn in hell. It’s clear. It’s there.
Also, please stop using my name on this website. I was signed up to this site probably years before you and it is not fair that you leave comments in my name, when in reality I should be the only one leaving comments as my name since it is my name and I was registered here before you. You confused readers when you do this and I just ask you to stop or if it is really your name, add your middle initial so people can tell when it is you leaving a comment as opposed to me so that they don’t think it’s me when it’s really you leaving a comment. I would really appreciate that. Thanks.
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4:04 pm
Really? And all this time, I thought you were just bi-polar.
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4:08 pm
“You confused readers when you do this and I just ask you to stop or if it is really your name, add your middle initial so people can tell when it is you leaving a comment as opposed to me so that they don’t think it’s me when it’s really you leaving a comment. I would really appreciate that. Thanks.”
Adam, you are the biggest fuckface on this earth, thus you deserve NONE of the compassion that you are asking for.
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11:29 am
“The New Testament makes it clear that even the scent of gays is a foul odor in heaven, and that every gay will burn in hell. It’s clear. It’s there.”
If you are so sure go and give us the quote from New Testament since you appeart to so “christian” that you must have bible allways so close that you can quote it.
Unless you are hoax and only claim to say word of “god” without even quoting “holy” text
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1:42 am
Esther Judith Frost,
I really enjoyed your response to “Troubled’s” query, although I think one important point was omitted. “Troubled” hasn’t examined why her boyfriend became interested in her dirty parts. It seems clear to me that “Troubled” would benefit from some self examination as to why this is happening, before calculating a response to the request.
Some questions to Answer:
1.) Was her boyfriend getting the milk for free? If so, the curiosity regarding poo chute intercourse is clearly her fault.
2.) Was “Troubled” wearing low riding trousers or did she accentuate her derriere in order to draw out boyfriend’s interest? If so, the curiosity is clearly her fault.
3.) Did troubled plant the seed of this by asking “Does my bottom look big?” Again, if true – she may be at fault.
I hope and pray she thinks long and hard before she affirms this request for unnatural relations.
Again, I enjoyed your post.
BB
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11:58 pm
How can you justify fault when purity is at stake?
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