Facebook is Ending on March 15, The Shutdown
There is now an official date for when the plugs will be pulled on Facebook.
As you know, Facebook is a dangerous website. It has been responsible for:
– Allowing strangers to lure sweet and innocent high school daughters and then killing them
- All sorts of legal and workplace trouble
- Homosexuals are using Facebook to bait children and then snag them with their Satanbate and if that doesn’t work, entice them to send indecent picture so they can satanbate their Satan scepters if you get my drift.
- Is responsible for a fifth of all divorces in the last year
The woes of this site go on and one, and parents if you need to take a break to go to your child’s room right now to see if he or she is being poked by a stranger on this site (there is an option for strangers to poke your children via the site), please run and feel free to do so now.
If you go to “Facebook.com” on your child’s computer, they will probably automatically log you in. There is an option to ‘Cancel’ the account, just pust that and even when your child comes home from college, I highly suggest you do that and when they cry, tell them they will shut their mouths or not get tuition money next semester.
Facebook is a danger. The facts do not lie and you can see a suspciously sounding Jewish name “Zuckerburg” is behind it all. That is not a surprise and I am very happy all of our boycotts and protests of this site is getting it shut off.
Do not wait until March 15 though. Just go ahead and make sure your house is Facebook free before your children end up exploited and on drugs, or your marriage ends in tragic divorce.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!!
2:44 am
Hey, Abe!
Remember when I taught you about things like finding sources, citing those sources, and using spellcheck?
Apparently, you haven’t paid attention.
“The facts do not lie and you can see a suspciously sounding Jewish name “Zuckerburg” is behind it all.”
“Suspiciously sounding Jewish name”? Ethnic profiling?
Oh, no, wait, it’s just you being anti-Semitic. Good work, dumbass.
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
66 
6
2:50 am
You DO realize that facebook isn’t actually shutting down, right? I cannot believe my eyes, this website is complete trash. It’s because of people like you that make many peoples’ lives’ a living hell. Get a real job, get a life, and stop spreading this hate.
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
53 
6
2:56 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA.
You DO realize that you have a link to YOUR OWN FACEBOOK PAGE at the top right of your OWN website?
I didn’t know it was possible to be this mentally retarded.
YOU AND YOUR WEBSITE IS A JOKE, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
54 
5
1:13 pm
If you try to cancel your kids account it requiers password and it takes 2 weeks before deletion is complete dumbass.
And whats wrong with devorce?should people be forced to be together or what?
Praise or Condemn:
6 
4
1:47 pm
Oh yea because your “sweet innocent high school kids” cant block people who are harassing them. Furthermore…clearly homosexuals (not thousands of christian priests/fathers/bishops/elders) are asking for inappropriate pictures….ignorant fucks.
Praise or Condemn:
15 
4
2:03 pm
At least we’ll still have the twitters.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
2:15 pm
Since when did spreading lies and ignorance become a Christian value? Perhaps this site should be shut down since your lack of respect for others completely negates the cause of promoting Christianity.
Hot debate. What do you think?
27 
3
2:24 pm
I like how you typed “shit” without really typing the word “shit”.You’re obviously a good person of high morals who does not give into temptation to write wordie-dirties. You’re a lot better than the rest of us fuckbags.
Praise or Condemn:
12 
6
2:54 pm
You are one crack-smoking sonofabitch.
The God I worship doesn’t appreciate people spreading lies.
Do us all a favor….kill yourself. Then you can be rid of this hateful world which you despise so much and we can be rid of one more hate-mongering piece of shit.
Hey, douchebag, the Taliban called. They say they’ve got the fundamentalist nutjob market cornered. You owe them some membership dues.
Praise or Condemn:
19 
4
3:39 pm
Your country? Your counrty left you when they got defeated by us in 1945.
Praise or Condemn:
13 
0
6:05 pm
There’s almost nothing factual in this article. 1/5 of all divorces??? Where the fuck do you get your info from??? Don’t say “God”, because that would mean God is a total idiot as well.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
1
6:06 pm
this site is a joke right? like satire?? please say yes.
Praise or Condemn:
13 
1
7:08 pm
People like you are why the knights of templar vanished. One bad seed and it all comes crumbling down. Where’s your crown king nothing? You want one thing, just to be the king.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
2
7:19 pm
You disgust me. Plain and simple. Maybe this world needs to be saved… from YOU and your HATEFUL RHETORIC.
Praise or Condemn:
8 
1
7:43 pm
I wanted to share this hilarious article on Facebook but there was no “Like” button. I highly suggest you add this feature.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
7:45 pm
Wait I just saw the “Like” button. And you have a FB Fan Page? What a hypocrite. Make it even more hilarious…
Praise or Condemn:
7 
1
7:44 pm
Man, You’re a f*ckin tool! I bet you wear a tinfoil hat to keep the aliens away too.
Praise or Condemn:
7 
0
7:58 pm
I want to know who named this nuthouse GOD. This is trash that he is spewing.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
8:16 pm
Wow,I just found this place. Is it run by a retard? Are we going to see you on the news next because you are going to go off on someone at a public event? Get on some meds dude, Facebook can be a blessing or a curse depending on how you use it.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
0
9:02 pm
I cared so little I shit myself. I took of my delicious white poopy laden panties and sniffed them and licked the delicious pooey fishy center. Then I yelled at my daddy to cum here quick and he took out his teeth and gummed me. Mmmmm..
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
9:03 pm
It really pains me to see how addicted how many people are to Facebook. How many of you waste hours per week, playing Facebook games. They are addictive and no better than crack cocaine or marijane. It all poisons the mind and decreases productivity.
You can look at the cited facts if you want as well and among the most troubling is divorce rates. You can see Facebook is now responsible for 20% of all divorces. You can google this fact and find myriad other sources that corroborate my journalistic information. You can deny all you want, but Facebook is a deep danger.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
13
11:53 pm
Hey, if it’s so easy to dig up your sources… Why don’t YOU get them out for all of us? You’re obligated to do so, as it is YOUR article, not ours.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
7:04 pm
As usual the figures are skewed as they are for a single UK-based quickie divorce website, which means the person is almost certainly already heavily into the internet and more likely to use Facebook/Twitter/FriendsReunited (the majority still visit a lawyer)
(and the UK divorce rate is only 62% of the US rate)
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
11:07 pm
Abe, I am so sorry that your ignorance has blinded you so much. If you call yourself a CHristian maybe you should start by demonstrating it by showing at least a bit of tolerance.
I don’t know what religion you follow really but you can’t ever be called a Christian.. Jesus was all for love… forgive your enemies.. Give your possesions to the poor, etc… You guys are full of hate and prejudices. You believe that the color of the skin make you superior to others, etc.
All you have is a heart full of hate and horrors. ou believe in wars, you kill your neighbors to steal their resources, you condemn your brothers for not hating as you do, you hate everything that in any way represents the real Jesus… I don’t know what God you worship but it truly isn’t the Father of all the Father of Jesus … and I pity you all… really, because I don’t know if God will ever forgive you for tainting the souls of your children with your hate and lies.
I truly truly feel sorry for you. I will pray for your soul Abe.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
9:23 pm
Facebook is not closing down: the story was SATIRE, but it would seem that, along with waving swords against J.K. Rowling and literacy, orthodox Christians prefer to take their “news” from The Onion and other satirical publications. Hey…here’s a hint, bucko…everything that is printed on paper…IS NOT FACT! Gasp! I know you like to think that because THE HOLY BIBLE is written on paper, that it is a Flawless and Divine source of Information, therefore all other printed material must be the same.
Your bible would better serve as toilet paper for all of the actual “fact” that it contains. I have 100% verifiable PROOF that there IS NO DEVIL, and consequently, there is no god, and all of your close-minded, anti-semitism and misdirected authoritarianism shows what a complete and ignorant ass you are personally. Christianity is the biggest misservice ever pulled on humanity, the willful ignorance and crimes against self-determination and individual freedoms have set mankind back at least two millenia.
Praise or Condemn:
6 
1
9:27 pm
Abe, the only “good book” you need to spend any time with is a DICTIONARY. But thanks for this website….truely, it demonstrates with every line what a crock of shit your “faith” is. Nice work, carry on!
Praise or Condemn:
6 
0
9:30 pm
Oh great, the last thing we need is another feminist atheist.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
5
11:56 pm
Why’s that, Adam? Because you’re unable to compete with the logic and rhetoric that comes with “feminist atheists” like us?
…Actually, my apologies. I’m not a feminist atheist. I’m agnostic.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
3
9:37 pm
Abe, you just went full blown fucking retard. I hope youre life gets ruined very soon.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
3
9:57 pm
@rseimone. The people who made this up have no Idea who Jesus is : (. None of this is funny.
Praise or Condemn:
5 
1
10:44 pm
you realize people like you are why people like me are armed to the teeth so we can defend ourselfs when you idiots start a war if theres any justice YOU will be judged for your smut by god Before you start a war you pussies cant handle with just words you preach religion behind hate and misinformation idiots you are fools too belive this crap on here
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
1:38 am
Hello Abe
Before I make my comment, let me introduce myself.
I am an ordained All-Paths Minister. I have been studying Religion & Theology for many years including the history of most beliefs. For myself I believe that ALL Faiths, Races and Cultures are equal and are all Loved/Accepted by Deity/God. Therefore I believe that Jesus is the savior for those who find that Christianlty resonates with their heart and soul. So please understand that my comments are not meant as a put down of Christians or of Christianity.
First Jesus was born a Jew and maintained his Jewish beliefs right up to his death, so to remark on Zuckerbergs name sounding Jewish is not your best idea.
Additonally, Jesus was very inclusive, he did not discriminate against others, regardless of their faith, race or social status.
Jesus was not trying to start a new religion, as a matter of fact, he established no churches at all. The actions of Jesus in the Temple dealing with the moneychangers was based on the laws of the Torah.
Christianity was started after the death of Jesus. I believe that Jesus was the first reform/reconstructionist Jew. When you consider that Jesus lived and died as a Jew, doesn’t that mean that Christianity is really a branch of Judaism
Thank you, Rev. Joseph Falcone
Praise or Condemn:
10 
1
1:26 pm
So are you saying Jesus was a tightwad with his money?
Praise or Condemn:
1 
4
11:07 pm
It’s not that Jesus is a tightwad, it is against jewish law to change money, buy and sell in the temple on that holy day
Praise or Condemn:
3 
0
9:12 am
dude you are a complete idiot
Praise or Condemn:
5 
0
9:14 am
OMG– This site HAS to be a joke! If its not, you’re NOT doing you or your cause ANY favors.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
0
9:37 am
Totally hilarious!! Here is the problem with society…THEY LOST THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR!! All of you that put mean comments on here don’t realize that they are now just like the whom they are bitching at! People now-a-days are WAY too uptight and have too much time on their hands where they are constantly putting their nose where it doesn’t belong! Last I recall…nobody forced you to read this article!! If you didn’t like where the article was going then you should have stopped reading and left the site! Do I think God is a joke? No way! But I can clearly see that this is a spoof! Come on everyone…GET A GRIP!!!! Again, very hilarious!!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
9:40 am
Thou shalt not bear false witness.
Psalm 52:2-4 (New International Version, ©2010)
2 You who practice deceit,
your tongue plots destruction;
it is like a sharpened razor.
3 You love evil rather than good,
falsehood rather than speaking the truth.[a]
4 You love every harmful word,
you deceitful tongue!
Zechariah 8:15-17 (New International Version, ©2010)
15 “so now I have determined to do good again to Jerusalem and Judah. Do not be afraid. 16 These are the things you are to do: Speak the truth to each other, and render true and sound judgment in your courts; 17 do not plot evil against each other, and do not love to swear falsely. I hate all this,” declares the LORD.
John 8:43-45 (New International Version, ©2010)
43 Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. 45 Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me!
So if you are telling a lie, then your Father is the devil.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
12:43 pm
Facebook is NOT a danger. It can be a very positive and useful tool for social networking. Is it abused? Sometimes, yes, but so are guns, cars, etc. Responsible for 1/5 of all divorces? Come on and get real. Divorce doesn’t just happen because someone has a Facebook account. Facebook is NOT RESPONSIBLE for divorce…individuals are responsible for divorce. Have you ever wondered how many affairs, then divorces, are initiated IN CHURCH? Maybe someone should think about that. If someone gets a divorce after meeting someone in church, then does that mean the church should be shut-down? God gave you a brain to think…not jump to stupid conclusions.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
1:27 pm
The fact that 1/5 divorces end due to Facebook is absolutely sickening. That in itself is reason enough to shoot the site down.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
4
2:28 pm
Adam you dumbass facebook dont cause divorces divorce is caused when 2 people that are married no longer love each other thus being together would make life miserable for both of them what your problem with divorce anyway?
Praise or Condemn:
4 
0
8:04 pm
Where do you get all your statistics? The bum down the fucking street? This website is infinitely worse than facebook. At least facebook doesn’t blatantly spread antisemitic hate like this drivel.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
0
10:56 pm
dam? People end marriages not Facebook… it is like that famous saying that most of you right wing nutjobs have about guns… Guns don’t kill people.. People kill people… GOodness.. you guys are really something!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
2:41 pm
Lol, I found this on Facebook.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
3:13 pm
I really wanna go on fb and like you guys. Just cuz you guys are FUCKING RETARDED AND HILARIOUS.
The derp in here is amazing xD
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
3:21 pm
JR, there is scientific research on the subject and it seems the professionals agree. Facebook is responsible for at least 20% of all divorces. Cry until you turn blue in the face, but that is the fact of the matter.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
3:48 pm
Source?
Praise or Condemn:
3 
0
8:20 pm
Did you not read the article, JR? Click the links and do not demand to be spoon fed.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
2
8:32 pm
Adam, we are not demanding sources for Abe’s claims of WHY Facebook should be shut down.
We are demanding sources verifying Abe’s claim that Facebook is being shut down, and sources verifying the “Facebook causes 20% of all divorces” statement you claim to be true.
For once in your life, learn to read, dumbass.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
9:06 pm
RD, stop being an internet bully. Your words are full of hate. Also, you cannot read because in his article, Abe quoted another source and provided a direct link to another article about the 20% divorce due to Facebook stat. You apparently cannot read or have not yet learned the concept of ‘links’. When you see text in a different color and a hand symbol appears when you ‘hover’ about it, clink the left button on your mouse. That is the thing likely in your right hand. You will find it opens a new page! Tell me when you read Abe’s article, click the link that mentions 20% of divorced due to Facebook and are taken to that article. Amazing! You can do it, buckaroo.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
3
9:18 pm
To quote the “article”, Adam:
“Divorce-Online scanned its divorce petition database for the use of the word ‘Facebook’ – and found no fewer than 989 instances of the word in the 5,000 divorce petitions sampled.
This means that just under a fifth of all the petitions filed through the company had references to Facebook within the text of the divorce petition itself, implying that it was a pretty major factor in the split.”
Yes, it’s REFERENCED in just under 20% of all the divorces filed through this ONE WEBSITE. Most people go to an actual lawyer to file for divorce, dumbass. I was requesting more sources that stated that it was responsible for 20% of ALL divorces, including those made through the legal system using an actual lawyer.
Also, Adam? I’m a Computer Science major, with a focus specifically in Web Development and Design. I’ve known how a link works since the age of seven. And, don’t call me “buckaroo”. Not only is it a sickeningly patronising term, but I’m a girl.
Praise or Condemn:
3 
2
9:35 am
But you’re lesbian.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
3
2:52 pm
So what if she is? She’s going to burn in hell for it? As she stated before, she’s an AGNOSTIC. Meaning, she doesn’t belive in the word of God. And, I doubt anything you say will change that. There is now a new time, were homosexuals are becoming accepted. There is nothing wrong with them. Not in the slightest. She has a more functioning brain then you do Adam.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
12:04 am
Adam. Let’s have a little chat, shall we?
Yes, I’m a lesbian. I’m quite happy to admit that I prefer girls over boys, and nothing is going to change that. Ever. Don’t think about responding with any of your usual, “You are gay and will go to hell, go find a good Christian husband!!!” bullcrap; I’m agnostic, anyway, as Lawl pointed out, and don’t believe in any god, or devil. I don’t believe that they DON’T exist, but I don’t believe in them, either. Capice?
My romantic, sexual, and religious/spiritual preferences have nothing to do with the fact that I am a WOMAN. Calling me “buckaroo” is, as I stated before, a sickeningly patronising term that I object to, as I am an adult, a female, and would punch you if you were in the same vicinity as me.
Don’t try it again, Adam. And don’t excuse it with my sexuality. The two have nothing to do with each other.
Calling me an “internet bully”, when I come here to dispute your preposterous claims, is absurd. Go take a look in the mirror for a moment, you xenophobic, chauvinistic, racist, sexist dumbass. And then, you can go back to the first grade to learn how to read properly.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
2
9:19 pm
You’re accusing RD of being an “internet bully”? Hah! Adam, perhaps people wouldn’t “bully” you online if you weren’t such a racist, sexist, xenophobic dickwad all the time. Ever considered that?
Praise or Condemn:
4 
2
2:26 am
Fuck you and your stupid website! No wonder people are starting to hate “christianity”. All you so-called “christians” should stop judging people. After all, that is up to GOD, not all you conservative dickholes…
Praise or Condemn:
4 
1
9:21 pm
RD burned you adam hahaha adam go screw yourself
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
10:55 pm
Agnostic are those whose hearts beckon them to God, but Satan still has a hold upon their mind and makes their heart harden to an icy cold that will only melt when it reaches the greatest depths of hell.
In the Bible, repeatedly we see reference to times when the hearts of man, even the apostles, were hardened. Do not be agnostic, RD. Please, let God deliver your heart from the sour yolk of lesbianism. It is binding your life and making you live under the pretense of happiness, a false ruse for you cannot be truly happy with denying what God has planned for you and your body. You are a woman. Act like one. It will bring you joy in your life like you could never imagine and I hope this tough love and talk I have given you will help you on your path to recovery, no matter what tragedy forced you to embrace such a sick and twisted way of life.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
11:10 pm
“Agnostic are those whose hearts beckon them to God, but Satan still has a hold upon their mind and makes their heart harden to an icy cold that will only melt when it reaches the greatest depths of hell.”
Actually, as an agnostic, I neither reject nor accept the existence of such deities as God or Satan. I question whether they, or any other deities, exist, and do not hold to any system of beliefs. I wear an ankh around my neck, but partly because it’s a beautiful symbol, and because it’s a symbol of life. If I were to decide I believed in any deities, I’d probably be pagan. Much more diverse, forgiving lot. Regardless: I research religions. They’re all equally ugly. I don’t believe in any of them.
“Do not be agnostic, RD. Please, let God deliver your heart from the sour yolk of lesbianism.”
I like being a lesbian. It’s partly a conscious choice I made, and partly just my recognising that I find men and their genitalia repulsive, and women attractive. No “God” could “deliver” me from that.
“It is binding your life and making you live under the pretense of happiness, a false ruse for you cannot be truly happy with denying what God has planned for you and your body.”
Again: I don’t believe or acknowledge your God. If he had such “plans” for me and my body, then he can damn well do as he pleases, or scrap those plans. I’m not going to go marry some disgusting man and pop out babies. The world’s far too overpopulated for that shit. I’d rather adopt a child and be a single mom.
“You are a woman. Act like one. It will bring you joy in your life like you could never imagine and I hope this tough love and talk I have given you will help you on your path to recovery, no matter what tragedy forced you to embrace such a sick and twisted way of life.”
To your demands that I act like a woman: No. I act like myself, which is a mixture of feminine and masculine attributes that my family and friends love me for. To do otherwise would cause me to be depressed, as it would be rejecting myself.
And, “tough love and talk”? This is just hate and your attempts at forcing me to accept a heteronormative lifestyle, which will never happen. No “tragedy” forced me to prefer girls over men; I have always liked girls, and I made a conscious choice to follow that desire. The end. It’s not “sick” or “twisted”, it’s NATURAL.
tl;dr Grow the fuck up and stop pretending that all girls have to be straight. It’s not going to happen. Ever.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
10:53 pm
ChristianCruzader You offend God more than any lesbian or gay person can ever do.
Your hate and your prejudice offends Him immensely, as well as your constant blasphemies about His word and His commandments. God’s commandments seem to be good for you to persecute and prosecute the innocent. May God forgive you for all your blasphemies and the hate that your heart holds.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
4:30 am
All I would like to say is a huge and resounding Thank you.
You hypocrites have given me and my bicurious hipster twink pedophile friends a great site to laugh over in between our random holy persecutions and satanic sex rituals.
I mean hey.. why actually do God’s work when you can just sit online, spell words terrible, make up information and condemn everyone else, right?!
We even made a drinking game out of it. Cheers, Reverend!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0