New Astrological Signs of 2011, The Ophiuchus Zodiac Horoscope Signs Have Changed
The end of days are upon us. The Mayans predict that the world will end in 2012 and we know not the day or hour of Christ’s return, as the Bible says. But even the ancients knew these would be of cruel days, evil hours. Perhaps Satan whispered it in their ritual ears or they just new from their own corruption, that by now Satan would fully reveal himself to the world. Whatever the case, the time of great unprecedented evil is nigh.
And then there was a shift of Satan’s astronomy.
For centuries the blood cults of Satan have all looked to the dark skies for guidance. The Vampyric hordes of the Middle Ages, the ancient Moors of Islamic ottoman terror, the witches of Salem, the Bolshevik Stalinists, the NAZIs and even today, the Democrat atheists. They are all of Satan and they manipulate the starlight that God hanged in the sky at the beginning of time, all for demonic divining and soothsaying.
The Bible warns against these dangers, that every century will be riddled with false prophets who use Satan’s understanding of the light, for Satan himself used to be like a star. Lucifer means the “Bringer of Light, The Morning Star” and he allows scientists to understand how light moves at 186000 miles a second, an understanding that is perverted to create what’s known as the “Zodiac signs” or the “Astronomy Horoscope”.
Every culture has it, though the most prominent is that of American-English and the Chinese dogs.
These soothsayers make pretend symbols in the sky, then every day write in Satan’s blood lies about how people should live their life, based on their sky sign. This is all from Satan and is published in news papers, the internet and all other places every day. It is accountable for violence and there is a killer who called himself the Zodiac Killer, showing you just how evil and dangerous horoscopes can be. It caused a man to be possessed by demons.
Look at how they now label people. If you follow the horoscope, this is the evil you face and the demon that can posses you.
Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Capricorn literally means the ‘Demon’s Seductress’ and is the same whore of Babylon that is mentioned in the Book of Revelation.
Those who read a horoscope and follow it will be lead into a life of diseased prostitution and sexual fanaticism, who will lead to great cataclysm within their exploited bosom.
Capricorn’s are also known as children of the moon, and even a rudimentary review of discussion of their lifestyles reveals there is a direct correlation between Capricorn followers and prostitution.
If your daughter child is an at risk Capricorn and may be seduced into reading a Zodiac prophecy, forbid it and shake her down if she says yes. She will become a prostitute if you allow her to read the scary lies.
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Aquarius is the demonic sign of homosexuality. This now will try to entice all people born in the cold month’s of February and into the release of spring to spring into the most fecal or clammy of sins, depending on gender.
As you can see in the original sky symbol, Aquarius is a gay man with of substantive buttock that has a preoccupation with water. This goes into the gay subconscious mentality, because deep down all gays feel dirty due to their sick, filthy and stinky backside sins and subconsciously, they feel the need to take many baths and to be in water. This is why so many gays are neat and tidy: their ‘Aquarius’ demon is making them feel unclean so they compensate for it.
The new zodiac also makes room for lesbians. They have made an alternate to the male Aquarius man an this is an example of the female.
Lesbianism crafted right into the starry skies of Twilight: who else but Satan could craft something so duplicitous and nasty. We have seen the Age of Aquarius is nigh again and with it, homosexual diseases such as yeast infections, bacterial meningitis and HIV herpes and AIDS. Is is not a coincidence that right after the 70s number one hit song Age of Aquarius hit every major US city, we had the first major AIDS outbreak.
Watch the video of Aquarian orgies, where even the horses are possessed by this great pornographic demon.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oq_IskRIg
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Pisces means “sky fish” and it is no coincidence thatthis is the demon sign for fishcave lesbians. Now even though with reborn astronomical horoscope, we see the lesbians get a double play. They are teamed again in the Age of Aquarius, but are still released into their normal fish signs where they dine on the caviars of eggless lesbian iniquities.
Lesbians hate all parts of their bodies and especially the eggs that should carry a human child every nine months of marriage, so it is ironically fitting that Satan chose a creature which produces so many eggs as his official Zodiac sign for lesbianism.
Just peak at the horoscopes. The advice will always try to trick women into doing lesbian acts on their best friends,and encourage guys who are “Pisces” to just applaud and encourage lesbianism too. You can see it is the context if you read carefully and know this is a ploy by Satan to recruit more adversaries against natural order, and thus, God himself.
Aries: April 18 – May 13
As you can see, Aries is black anger incarnate. Aries is the Satanic symbol of evil and dark. If you look at prison population demographics,you will find they are mostly 1) Born in March 2) Black 3) Angry and/or Violent 4) Probably a rapist or attack of some sort.
Satan knows that the Aries mindset is volatile and people who read the horoscope will always be lead to more anger. It never fails: the Aries zodiac will always say something like “Your friend is stabbing your back, beware.” Or your “Wife is a cheating Sally today, how do you feel?”
The point is to make those gullible enough to come back for more have more suspicious anger which they will unleash. In ancient times, they called this “Mars” or “Ares”, the God of War. It is no surprise to see Ba’al, Satan’s ancient name, is manifested here with the bull horn symbol and evil black skin.
Satan plans to use Aries in his demonic army to batter down morality, but little does he know even his mightiest steeds are nothing but a baby lamb before the might of God and his angels.
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Taurus is feminism and strong-willed women. It is a demon of Satan who uses the light symbols that arrange itself to show the Ares Bull forcing a woman into bestial relations. It is Satan impregnating women with his thoughts and those who read the Taurus horoscope help his agenda to tear apart the nuclear family and bring more women to stand against their duty of giving birth to their husband’s children and raising a family. It is natural order.
Taurus uses a lot of mythology just like poisonous romance novels, lets a woman’s mind stray into perversion. Men who are Taurus by calender are always lead to be passive. Taurus men are usually passive aggressive at best and the women are domineering, usually a lesbian or even worse a feminist.
You can see in the symbol, the bond between Ba’al again and the ‘every woman’ who rides him. Do not become possessed of this demon for as you can tell just by society, there are plenty of weak men and overbearing women who were born in these months, and it is due to them reading horoscopes and being possessed by the demon responsible for this month frame.
Gemini:
June 21 – July 20
Gemini is a paired perversion. It is ruled by twin demons named Gem, who may be a direct child of Satan (from La. Gem, to luster when shone upon by light) and Ini, (Swahili, the word for dark). It is a play on the age old concept of Yin and Yang, light and dark.
That should tell you enough about the evils of the Gemini cohort. It is a world of confusion, bipolar rages that crescendo in the highest waves and crashes of sexual frustration and violent rampages, and hten calms into an ominous sea of undulating passivity and depression. Such is the Gemini.
The horoscopes of Gemini show essences of disorder and chaos: a true wild card that not even Jekyll and Hyde with risk in a game of Poker. Geminis are dangerous and are Satan’s favorite, because you never know what you will get and they are very tough to read, when they are possessed by believing in the Zodiac skysign of still twilight.
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
If you look into the night sky and see a giant crab, you have been drugged by Satan’s demon known as Cancer.
Cancer is the demon of sickness and sexual perversion. His symbol is ’6 followed by 9′, or the 69. It has been passed on to me that this stands for a perverted mouth sexual act and people who participate in it brand themselves with cancer tattoos.
The namesake is fitting because as you know, sexual perversions lead to diseases such as cancer (HPV) and AIDS. Cancer brings a depressing sin upon those who fall under its month of reign and are persuaded by the Zodiac.
Those who suffer from this demon will feel heaviness in the chest and an insatiable taste for the musty flavors of bedroom perversions in their mouths. It is really a sad sign of the sky and beware this demon and those who may be affected by it.
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Leo’s are sassy mouths. Every time they open their mouths, they roar with sarcasm and backtalk. The demon of this month as a tongue of fire and a breath of suffocating smoke, because if you speak to people who are of this demon’s work, you’ll find them annoying and draining to talk to.
Leo does double duty and outside of his month’s of Zodiac possession, goes to other aspects of humanity. Teenagers and even wives are often times possessed of Leo and roar out in rebellion. Just like a lion tamer will tell you, this is all quickly fixed by a swift whip to the face.
Nothing abusive, but just a quick, little Godly tap to remind who has authority.
Leo probably also largely affects certain people (e.g., African-Americans) much like Aries. You can find many sassy women of certain ethnic screeds just like you can find angry ones. From Satan’s zodiac, you can tell which demons whisper these thoughts into the mind of gullible people.
Virgo:
Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Now Virgo is a very interesting sky demon. She is probably the most moral of Satan’s creatures of sky signs but even in her horrorscopes, you can see the latent dangers and her enticements.
Virgo is meant to make people lust for power and greed, then contemplate their victors over a burnt fire. This sounds much like ancient ritual so you can tell this is one of the oldest ones as well, for it has probably been around for all 6,000 years of life on Earth.
Reviewing Virgo astronomy texts, there is always a latent hint of bedroom desires so be careful if your children are Virgos because they may act out on it if they read it themselves, or a Myspace stranger ask them ‘What’s your sign?’ and they say it and then Satanic talks, abductions and sodomy.
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Libra. Liberals. You can already guess the devil’s dance that is going on here, an odd tango between indecency and decadence. A filthy combination that only Satan himself could provide a musical score for them to dance the night away.
Why all the talk of dancing and swaggering? Because as you can tell from the images, Libra is the sky demon of perversion and womanizing. It is no secret in the horoscopes, if you look in today’s paper you will see that Libra is all about seduction, temptation, and sultry bedroom eyed antics.
How sick is this? How disgusting that men and women are being tempted to have sexual relations with so many people. Kobe Bryant. Tiger Woods. Billy Bob Clinton. “Magic” Johnson. All of the Libra possession and look at how they betrayed us. They cheated on us with affairs and lies and now pay for public shame.
You will notice male Libra looks like Aquarius, and it is because they are brothers. They are demonic brothers who tempt with orgies and seduction. Beware this people if they are reading Satanic hororscope texts because they are easily possessed and have a need to fornicate with everything in their site.
Scorpio:
Nov. 23 – Nov. 29
Even though we’ve seen some sick things in this Zodiac, even the nasty
coital odors the emanate from every Aquarian and Libran groin cannot compare to the steamy sins of Scorpio.
Scorpios are the worst of the worst. Just pure, raw sex. Devil DNA. Satan scepters. Danging Sally Jess’s of women having a bared scorpion inserted inside. It may sound dangerous and poisonous, but look at their call sign up above.
When they look to the sky, they look to find a star arrangement that resembles a woman sticking a scorpion right into her Sally Macelfane. It is nasty, people! Look at it!
I cannot believe they allow people to even talk about such things. Why on Earth are we allowing random people to spread lies, and say it is normal for people to do such things in their daily horoscopes.
No wonder these people have no limits in the bedroom. Their false god is sticking a scorpion right into the shocker, only to find the poisons of Satan are released in the deepest depths of their sand dunes. What sort of evil steed can be borne of such actions other than sin incarnate itself. The seed of Satan giving rise to a new generation of perverted iniquity: is it here and the sinchild of Scorpio.
Ophiuchus:
Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Behold. Satan is here. It is the child of Scorpio and the sins of mankind. It is a symbol of humanity’s eventual doom and Armageddon, all in the year before 2012, which will cast the Earth into the deepest darkness. Will it be because Obama refuses to leave the White House when we vote him out?
Or will it be something even worse, the Muslim expand again. Science allows gays to be born pregnant with children. The Chinese become a superpower. Who knows, but Ophiuchus is now here and is the antiChrist.
People who adhere to the Satanic churches of Pagan Wicca, where Miss Cleo is even a great saint and the witches of Salem are revered martyrs, read horoscopes and have been found to be born in this time frame.
This new demon has inserted into the traditional Julian calendar, forcing even Satan himself to finally add the demonic unlucky number 13 to his count of 12.
Ophiuchus already looks like an old man. Look upon the images of this demon after you first pray and angrily demand that the woman and children immediately leave the room.
Ophiuchus means ‘the body of man possessed of god walks the Earth” and is ancient Meso American, or Mayan, in origin. Dr. Shepherd Simpson tells of how it is the same figure seen in Mayan deity Quetzaltcoatl.
Serpent Medicine
In esoteric traditions, long before fear and religious fervor distorted ancient teachings, Serpent represented the cosmic, creative force of the universe, Divine Source. Its awakening, uncoiling form is associated with rising life-force kundalini within us.
The Feathered Serpent of the Meso-Americans, named Quetzalcoatl, represents our enlightened state as God-realized beings embodied on Earth. The Fire Serpent with its coiled tail is a master symbol in the Eastern healing tradition of Reiki. The spiral-coil denotes the underworld in shamanic traditions. Two intertwined snakes form the symbol for modern medicine in the West.
In shedding its skin, the Serpent represents the potential of life beyond death, the shamanic promise of rebirth. Coiled, it is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end.
Who, then, is Ophiuchus, the holder of the Serpent in the heavens? He is healer, shaman, magician, alchemist, sage and mystic. He represents the potential of humanity to attain enlightenment as we release fear, outdated beliefs and the emotional scarring of countless lifetimes.
Ophiuchus offers a glimpse of our own divinity to anyone who has the courage and desire to journey through this shamanic, multidimensional portal, the planetary gateway of year-end 2010.
The year before 2012 and Quetzalcoatl, or Ophiuchus, or King Solovid of Messianic texts, we see another false Christ figure. It is all one in the same though: the making of the antiChrist.
How fitting that this new zodiac demon possesses the skills of doctors and healers. The very year when Obamacare passes, and the liberals now hold us hostage with the threat of holding back health access if we disagree with them, this demon appears. Beware and when you see the horoscopes, you will know his evil presence and watch the birth months of people, as they slowly fall to his will and possession!
Sagittarius:
Dec. 17 – Jan. 20
After the horrors of the new demon, we can see at the very end Satan still squeezes in his oops demon, the Sagitarrius. It is “the archer” and is meant as a distance killer.
Those who are prone to this demon’s possession, by virtue of their late year winter births are weaker and more sickly. They are the quiet person who stands alone in the cold, but can be of great danger or just silent observers.
Satan tries to keep Sagitarrius prone people isolated, so he can whisper his cold breath in their ears and he will do their bidding. Silent. Deadly. Let us not forget there was a Zodiac killer.
Through these signs, we have seen Satan retains part of his power and fascination with the light. Lucifer means ‘bright, morning star’ and there is no secret that twilight does have the most eerie, ethereal glow.
His demons will use Zodiac texts to inhabit the mind and lifestyle of people, taking them down a course of action by influence. Do not believe in Zodiac symbols of your month and birthday, or Satan will take hold of you with the properties of the demons he lets reign over those months, and can be seen shining their eerie glow in the darkest of night skies.
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1:11 pm
Abe,
I have printed your article to take to my quilting group tonight. I am so glad to have found Christwire. Herma, one of the Friday night quilters, has fallen from the path. She is all about the occult and often times will read our ‘scopes as she calls them. This information you have provided along with the scriptures and hymns I have selected will certainly straighten out the loose stitches from Herma’s demon readings.
I’m praying for you everynight for the strength to continue posting your insightful and inspired articles. Thank you again.
BB
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8:29 pm
My dearest Blanche,
It warms my soul to know that you have taken the most from this article and are going to share it with your quilting group. As you are probably aware, astrology and horoscopes are traditional too Chinese and as well as other Asian and European cultures. Were you aware that the first evidence of quilting can be traced back to Asia? You have referred to astrology as “demon readings” yet you enjoy quilting which may have been created in the same demonic warship as these demon readings. Perhaps ancient quilters sat around while indulging in horoscopes and sewing each stitch in the name of Satan. This is highly plausible as quilts are used at night when it’s cold, thus probably invented to keep satan’s worshipers warm while they indulged themselves in star gazing.
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9:06 pm
Regardless of origin, quilting and the domestic arts and sciences are methods of evangelical purpose in the gloried realm of the Christian culture. Our group sews quilted Bible covers for LGBT members – Loving God Brotherhood Teamsters. Starting this week, we plan to watch “Spartacus – Gods of the Arena” while we quilt. Bob (her real name is Barbara, but everyone calls her Bob) suggested it as well as the LGBT project. I’ll let you know how that goes, but as always – you are welcome to join us.
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4:06 pm
It scares me that fear and ignorance like this exists. It seems the tales of fiction from the middle ages that such minds would still exist. You guys realize that there as no witches burned in salem right? Wow.
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5:02 pm
Abe, I found this piece genuinely fascinating. It’s funny to reflect on how much sex and sexuality is connected to what people perceive as their zodiac signs. In my opinion, this stuff is all sooth-saying, just telling people what they want to hear (ie. “You’re smart and funny…”). But sex seems like an overiding theme here and that does show the type of people connected to these forms of astrological worship.
In my Baptist upbringing, we were taught that astrology is connected to fortune telling and gyspies, in other words the occult. I’d like to remind everyone of these passages from Kings and Isaiah:
“Manasseh even sacrificed his own son in the fire. He practices sorcery and divination, and he consulted with mediums and psychics. He did much that was evil in the Lord’s sight, arousing his anger.” –2 Kings 21:6.
“All the counsel you have received has only worn you out! Let your astrologers come forward, those stargazers who make predictions month by month, let them save you from what is coming upon you. Surely they are like stubble; the fire will burn them up. They cannot even save themselves from the power of the flame. Here are no coals to warm anyone; here is no fire to sit by.” –Isaiah 47:13.
So please parents understand that there are differences of opinion when it comes to this astrology trend and that there are many who believe it’s only one step removed from demonology and a true threat to our children’s souls.
And Abe, I don’t mean to disagree with you so publically but I did feel compelled to share my beliefs here.
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6:01 pm
//Abe, I found this piece genuinely fascinating. It’s funny to reflect on how much sex and sexuality is connected to what people perceive as their zodiac signs.//
Prove it jackass.
//In my opinion, this stuff is all sooth-saying, just telling people what they want to hear (ie. “You’re smart and funny…”). But sex seems like an overiding theme here and that does show the type of people connected to these forms of astrological worship.//
Again, prove that it’s all about sex.
//In my Baptist upbringing, we were taught that astrology is connected to fortune telling and gyspies, in other words the occult. I’d like to remind everyone of these passages from Kings and Isaiah://
You’re afraid of everything, just admit it. You want to bring shit back to the way it was during the fucking Dark Ages and you hate the idea of independence or choice.
//“Manasseh even sacrificed his own son in the fire. He practices sorcery and divination, and he consulted with mediums and psychics. He did much that was evil in the Lord’s sight, arousing his anger.” –2 Kings 21:6.//
Sounds like God was pissed that the dude was killing off innocents, not participating in magic.
//So please parents understand that there are differences of opinion when it comes to this astrology trend and that there are many who believe it’s only one step removed from demonology and a true threat to our children’s souls.//
Astrological signs are nothing more than guesses as to how people work due to some common trait shared by people. It’s nothing but harmless fun and people like you who believe it’s all about the occult and demons are retards who can’t grasp the concept of ‘having fun’.
//And Abe, I don’t mean to disagree with you so publically but I did feel compelled to share my beliefs here.//
Again, you kiss the ass of those who share similar opinions as you, yet you refuse to admit you’re wrong when proven to be so.
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5:27 pm
Is this site for real? I don’t believe it, after skimming several articles. I don’t know if you can email me or whatnot… but, honestly, I’d just like to know if I’m right and this is a parody… or not. I guess I still won’t believe it even if you tell me it’s real. But in any case… helluva troll.
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5:33 pm
Nevermind replying, I’m already convinced. For what purpose would you go to such lengths? Shits and giggles? Hate church? Hate conservatives? This takes dedication.
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8:15 pm
For one thing. if your church wasn’t so hell bent on maintaining control of your education, and I don’t even know if that’s the case, for all i know it could just be your own ignorance- your history is WAY off. There were no real witches in Salem. It was a hoax conducted by a child and it was allowed to go on because people had to be forced to give up thier rights and land in forced confessions. These were, um… conducted by the CHURCH at times. (Not an expert here) but every one who had a NORMAL education, knows this. Most of your odd history up there is either false or off. and I hate to go further, but most hard core religious people are mislead intentionally by their religious institutions. Because it means that you would other wise think for yourself and make your own educated choices. That is a big problem for some cults..er… I mean churches.
For another, you have an incredibality hard obession on sex and the devil. Um… your mind can turn anything it wants to into a reason to think Satan is behind it. That’s the way you were taught, which is a shame. because it’s not true. Your horoscope is nothing more then a game. Most of the time it makes no sense to me, i know that much. But you need to live a little have fun with life, and try trusting that God will love you no matter what you do. God is, always has been and always will be unconditionally loving. Try to define Unconditional and then define love and then put them together and see what you come up with. It will probably blow your circuts.
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8:20 pm
Love your art work by the way.
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9:15 pm
Everything about this erotic article and those pics made me so hawnee! I love the libra guy with his cute curvy ass just begging to be fisted. I would take my poopies and his and balance them on the scale and then just fist him while pooey wet juices leek on my face!
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1:21 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Just did. What a coincidence that we are so alike. I hope that you do know that, that guys ass belongs to me. So stay off girrrl.
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9:21 pm
“Lesbians hate all parts of their bodies and especially the eggs that should carry a human child every nine months of marriage”
Seriously? You seriously believe that women should be re-inseminated the minute the baby pops out? You’re fucked up.
“bring more women to stand against their duty of giving birth to their husband’s children”
So not only do you view women as simply incubators, but you also believe that the children actually “belong” to the father? Once again, you’re fucked up.
“Taurus is feminism and strong-willed women.”
Yes, god forbid women should have rights and be strong-willed.
“sexual perversions lead to diseases such as cancer (HPV)”
HPV is NOT cancer. HPV is a form of genital warts that is known to CAUSE cervical cancer. It is not the cancer itself.
“Nothing abusive, but just a quick, little Godly tap to remind who has authority.”
Give me a NON-BIBLICAL reason for why men should have authority over women.
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1:49 pm
It saddens my heart to read these posts from young people. The gay anger, a red and throbbing rage, at the truth is so disheartening and is a cry for help. Instead of a family lead by the solid foundation provided by a Christian father, little ones are left to get information from the socialist driven programs like abortioned parenting planners of America.
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1:58 pm
…None of what you just said makes any sense.
Are you really that stupid, to think that all families MUST be American AND Christian, or they’re worthless?
And, Claire isn’t gay. That’s me, thanks.
Can you provide proof from at least three sources [NOT from this site] that anything Claire said is false? No.
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3:41 am
miss Blanche doesn’t know what socialism is end of the story when you will know what is it you come back to me and tell me with source
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10:18 pm
That Ophiuchus is very terrifying. A new demon of the sky? Wow.
The video about the multicultured people worshiping Aquarius was scary too. Did everyone see how it caused them to have a public orgy. It looked like it was taking place in Britain. I really felt sorry for the normal Christian guy in the brown suit as they tried to seduce him with their heathen spirits.
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1:05 am
I had no Idea I was a lesbian. That is going to change EVERYTHING. darn
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4:07 am
it’s plainly stupid you know
yous ee demon even in your soup I guess
and do you know what SATAN means ? it’s mean Light bringer yes LIGHT BRINGER
so your GOD hates light now ???
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8:58 am
Your lack of love and forgiveness to all you perceive as evil is sad. You condemn, judge and assume utilizing a pride rich belief system in which you’ve allowed no room for any kind of learning to take place. Your blatant ignorance would not be lost on a child, and you unwittingly work against the truth by attempting to cut off ANY entity from salvation. Evil exist, and it plays you like a fiddle, your every word out of tune with truth, emmitting a melody of revolting desperation drenched in fear. We forgave you before your folly. Now forgive yourself.
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8:05 pm
As a student of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry I am very disheartened by the complete lack of historical accuracy in this article. On behalf the wizarding world I would like to inform you all that we are not satanic and that in fact no witches were burnt during the muggle insanity that took place in Salem.
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8:58 pm
I do not even know where to begin with this article. Well, I guess that first off I would like to point out that during the Aquarius section, it is stated that only homosexuals get STIs (formerly known as STDs) yet later on while discussing Libra, it is implied that Magic Johnson got HIV from a female. I am also loving how Virgo, which means “Virgin” is accused of having something to do with sexual activity. You accuse all these horoscopes of having to do with sexuality, yet on this page there are multiple instances where you see a woman’s breasts, and even in one case, a woman’s vagina. Am I the only one who feels this to be slightly ironic?
But hey, I’m a Leo, so I guess I’m supposed to criticize all this…
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9:40 pm
My only complaint regarding this article is that the photograph that accompanies the Capricorn appears to be a woman with either coat hooks or French door handles super glued to her forehead.
I think this is a misrepresentation of the demonic aspects of the zodiac and may lead young people, specifically young men between the ages of 11-18, to see household items as sexual stimulants. I think the article should include a warning to parents that some images, specifically the capricorn image could be sexually misinterpreted and lead to chronic masturbation episodes.
I don’t feel this is a leap of logic to issue such a warning as my late husband told of a championship masturbation session at the age of 14 after reading a “Blondie and Dagwood” comic. The comic wasn’t even in color, for Petey’s sake!
The purveyors of ChristWire need to take greater care to ensure these types of photographs are not posted willy-nilly where children can see them and abuse themselves in the process.
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10:01 pm
Are you trying to imply that that image is a depiction of “horny-ness?” Also, have you ever actually been to France or Quebec or a French-speaking country? Their door handles do not look like that. On the contrary, they look exactly like they do in America! And frankly, if anyone’s going to use that picture as a sexual stimulant, it would probably be a female, since those “horns” are more phallic than anything else… Oh also, what is a championship masturbation session? You made this sound like they give a trophy to the first person who climaxes.
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1:04 am
B-Dubs
Educate yourself with some google-fu of French Door Handle or Door-Pull. While this is not standard equipment in most “mobile homes” or FEMA trailers, it is a decorating option that grownups will consider when selecting door hardware and thematic resonance in a home’s decor. A few simple clicks and you could avoid being embarrassed with your lack of decorating knowledge, although it is probably a sign you are heterosexual so I must forgive you.
As far as trophies, Why yes – my late husband had a very nice trophy for his accomplishment. Like you, I see this as nothing to be boastful about. Since his body was never recovered, we buried the small statuette (I always called it “Duker”) in the back yard under the elm tree. Perhaps one day you can proudly be one of the few without such an honor.
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10:21 pm
i am april 18..what is my real zodiac sign??
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2:12 pm
Aries. I know that because your birthday is a day after my own.
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1:46 pm
Once I started reading this I couldn’t stop it is the best written.example of why so many people are so misled they fear what they do not know they fear enlightenmenti am disgusted & discouraged @ the fact that so many believefear based articles like this.to find god all you have to do is look witthin.
Love & light I hope you all that believe in all thes fear based articles find the light within
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1:17 am
Wow. I think that you all have been way to vulgar on a christian blog site!?
What is up with thiz shiz?
I am black and gay. AND A WOMAN?! Wow apparently my life is terrible!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
IT IS SOOOOO SAD THAT YOU CRAZZY (supposedly Christian) PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HELL!??!?!
In doing this stupid azz blog post, you are furthering your passage to hell.
Okee goood nite racist prejudiced sexist creepy weirdo bitches, Popozout!
SHITSTICKS
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11:25 pm
at first i kind of believed this was a wise and sensible blog, but reading more made me realise its just some stupid racist comment from an idiot who thinks he is some kind of bloody saint. you call you self a christian and you are making such racial comments. its people like you who will born in hell you fucking racist pig.
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11:28 pm
@ Gigglesassputty, nice comment girl.
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4:37 am
Never read such a load of old tripe as this before. I am a Virgo, and I am certainly nothing like the description you give here. I hate people who lust for power for its own sake, or those who abuse power to control others. You cannot place people into a particular slot like this, because firstly, we are all products of our upbringing, and secondly, we have we are blessed with free will. My wife is a Gemini, and whilst she is a firey spirit, so are many other people in the world, all trying to ensure their voice is heard.
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11:13 pm
I saved the hot pics thanks!
lol…
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10:00 pm
Putting aside the fact that the Christian faith doesn’t actually follow the zodiac, if you would just research a little more, say on what that astronomer actually told the paper that reported the supposed “zodiac change”, you’ll find that the horoscopes, of the kind that the Western hemisphere adheres to (Tropical), does not change at all because it is based on the timing of the fall and spring equinoxes. The new sign is in the zodiac that follows the constellations and their reference to earth at different times of the year. The worst spouter of information is one who is ill-informed. I’m not even going to comment on what was written about each “new” horoscope. Looks like the people preceeding me did a pretty awesome job of that for me
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2:10 pm
Hey, I may 8e a 8itch, 8ut I’m not sex-crazed or anything! >::::(
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