Russell Brand Puts Katy Perry Without Makeup Pictures on Twitter
Several weeks ago, beloved exhibitionist and pseudo-singer Katy Perry got married to Russell Brand. They were married in India and as one could figure, there were certain people who raised a stink over the issue.
Does Katy Perry have a lesbian agenda? Who knows. She definitely uses her body to sell music to people who like to stare at breasts. Hence, every time you see her she looks like a twice-drunk Norwegian beer wench who had her costume designed by a horny Hagar the Horrible. Remember when Sunday comics were good?
Me neither.
At any rate, one thing you may not want to remember if you’re a Katy Perry fan is what she looks like without makeup. Russell Brand is a bizarre guy. He doesn’t strike me as the sort of person who is down with ‘stability’ or being loyal. Oh look, evidence!
So if he’s waking up to this every day, and calculating the half-life of Hollywood marriages sits at a whopping 3.5 weeks, we should be seeing some scandal headlines about Brand whipping out with a harem of dancing Spanish eye-charmers any day now.
Hello, hide your kids and hide your wife. And hide your husbands, because that is a rough face we have here. Not even Antoine Dodson could scare away that bed intruder.
I would rather turn over and wake up to Lindsay Lohan’s foul and yeasty hellbeast 60 years from now, then to have to see this and then listen to it sing in the shower.
Okay, that’s harsh, but so is what “artists” like Katy Perry and her ilk of auto-tuned rascals doing to the world of modern music. What girls kissed her again?
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5:06 pm
Instead of taking a load of cash to hawk Proactive, she should have prayed to the Lord to heal that nasty acne of hers. Oh, and her affection for Russell Brand.
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5:41 pm
yea, i don’t think one zit counts as acne.she looks normal.
i’d like to see what your face looks like.
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5:14 pm
Next time you’re going to post pictures of Katy Perry in bed, make sure to include her boobs (aka Milksacks). That’s about the only decent thing she really has going for her.
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5:20 pm
Oh my god, you guys, that’s NOT Katy Perry! It’s Chris Crocker, you know, the awesome gay guy one Youtube.
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5:28 pm
Is that the gay one who cried about Britnay Spears?
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6:31 pm
That was a really hateful post. Are you incredibly attractive?
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6:16 pm
i agree she still pretty. the best looking person can take a bad pic but this picture is not that bad its just not what people are use to seeing. i love her to death.shes doing alot more with her life then the losers posting these horrible things
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10:57 pm
She’s still hot. I’d fist that poopie hole until it bleeds and use the blood as lube for the other end!
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11:23 pm
she married a crackhead.. he has no brain. she will have a divorce within two years…
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7:58 am
Dear lord, are you people blind. That’s SO not Katy Perry; Andrea was right it’s Chris Crocker from Youtube (aka the guy who cried about Britney Spears).
WoW.
You’re all so gullible, its sad really.
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11:16 pm
Eww…really?!? ‘Cause I fapped twice to that picture. Are you trying to tell me that I came twice over a dude?
It’s okay I guess. You should see some of the skanks I usually wake up next to.
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10:01 pm
i really like how the people on this website claim christianity. most of these articles prove the authors are either religious or hypocrites. sorry but i have a personal relationship, not a religion. you need to take a look at your own life before you go on saying such horrible things about people. while i know katy perry used to be a christian and sang in the christian music industry, she is a backslider and we ALL should be praying for her, not bashing her with our words. christians are the first ones to kick their own while theyre down. im not gonna be one to do that.
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11:13 pm
I don’t care what you think about Katy Perry, I think I speak for every male in the world when I say, it would be several pints and a hell of a lot of cocaine before i whipped my cock out on that thing.
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11:14 pm
Oh wait! No, I’m sorry…I was thinking of Ke$ha. My bad…
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11:17 pm
Anyone who’s seen the video for “My First Kiss” may have noticed Ke$ha’s metallic lips. Proof, if any were needed, that she really can suck the chrome off a doorknob.
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11:24 pm
What is a Ke dollar sign ha?
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10:46 am
Google Ke$ha and you’ll have not only your answer, but fodder for 20 more of your hate-spewing articles.
PS–Stop being such a prick to your son! All he wants is the unconditional love that only a father can give a son.
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7:29 pm
Wait I’m confused…this is a christian website? And the author of this article is so harshly bashing the way Katy looks without makeup???? Maybe I am naive, but I thought Christianity was supposed to be a loving and accepting religion, not one that spread hatred! Both the article and the comments do just that! I may not be Christian but I know that talking about somebody like that is unkind! Katy looks like a regular person here! She has no reason to feel ugly. The rest of you shut your mouths and take a good hard look at yourselves both in the mirror and in your souls!
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3:49 pm
Really? Name one person that looks hot when they wake up in the morning…… NO ONE DOES!!
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2:32 pm
WOW!!! I feel sorry for all of the mothers who gave birth to all of you idiot MALE posters!!! Bunch of ignorant sick pricks
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11:30 pm
I thought for sure this had to be a joke. And on a CHRISTIAN(?) website? This gives Christians a bad name. I think she looks pretty, if that’s her. I don’t look like that when I wake up, and I’m only 17. Get a life, and start living for Christ.
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