Scelestious Glee Super-Bowl Episode Poised To Reveal Sweaty Locker Room Perversions
Glee is set to return to the television airwaves and true to its scelestious nature, the bared lad show will feature steamy lockeroom fornication between high is, all set to frilly song numbers in the most dank and exotic of perverted cadence.
It is sad that those truly possessed of Satan march to the beat of their own drum, so it is not surprising that the post-Superbowl episode of Glee’s leaked footage shows children dressed up in ‘Thriller” style Michael Jackson outfits.
Between all the blood, body stains and tears ground into the outfit of these children, it is hard to tell what are actually bodily injuries that occurred from the most sweaty of exploitive grinding antics, no remorse for the brainwashed child victims of this Hollywood production by the show’s producers.
The backroom horrors these children must face spill out onto the scene: look at the comfort with which number 3 has when 80 places his hand right above his cup, as if this a requirement in grueling practice sessions, where they have to shoot this scene again and again in varying degree if duress, distress and undress.
Believe what you will about the innocence of Michael Jackson, but in the mind of society invocation of that name now does not go without the thought of exploited children. How fitting and bold of Glee, to now be so forward in having all of these child victims — with a fate no better than band of drunken Delta Gamma’s stumbling their way through rural Thailand in teasing short skirts — perform the hit song by a man who is said to have plied his young child home guests with “Jesus Juice” as they frolicked in bed.
Parents, Glee is a show that will tempt your child to frolic inthe bed of fate with all the worst of possibilities: drugs, coke-fueled tickle sessions at slumber parties, perhaps culminating in a bizarre melody of lesbian antics, a lifetime of low self-esteem leading to exploitation and pregnancy. What worse of a nightmare can a parent ask?
Our longtime colleague and moral leader Stephenson Billings has alerted millions to the danger of Glee, exposing this show at its root. We see the show’s producers are not deterred, as parents allow their children to continue to be corrupted by this show and even worse, contribute to its Nielsen ratings.
The show premieres after the Super Bowl. We are at a vital crux point: if the show is boycotted and not watched, it will be a coup de grac. A deathblow to a hotbed of perversions and den of the most carnal of iniquities. Let us stand up, American parents, and deliver our children from the rhythmically fluttering fingers of this show’s producers, as they anxiously type up script after script that sends Satan into the deepest throes of ecstasy as he knows the molesting horrors that await your child in the deepest bowels of hell, in more ways than one.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: ChristianCrusader
I am a Christian crusader and am tired of people who do not belong ruining our country.
12:31 am
Boycott Glee or Christian Crusader will shoot a Congressman.
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12:42 am
Wow… Too soon, Jacky.
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12:48 am
Hey Stevie, don’t forget that you blamed liberals for the shooting without doing jackshit in terms of research and just heard other sheep spout out shit and said that they were right. You’re not exactly a moral, upstanding person buddy.
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12:46 am
Had to admit, I fucking lol’d. And why do I sense that’s true?
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1:27 am
Hahahahahhahahhaha
One of the best jokes on this website. And that’s saying something.
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10:02 am
As you go around looking for “those who don’t belong” and who’s “ruining our country” I suggest you check the mirror. You sir are one of the most backward and delusional individuals blogging on the Web, and that’s really saying something.
Watching Glee will turn wholesome high school girls into coke-snorting lesbians? If you seriously believe that, then you don’t need a blog, you need professional help. But first, you need a straitjacket.
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9:58 pm
I don’t know, Doc…I watched Happy Days and I turned into a coke snorting muff diver.
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3:00 pm
Do you care to properly refute these claims with some of your precious ‘empirical evidence’?
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2:34 am
Glee makes America look like the gayest country on earth.
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1:31 am
BAHAHA! Glee is Satan?????? If thats the case, we got a lot more to worry about than a show about HIGH SCHOOL.
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2:20 pm
See, now, the title of this article excited me, because I thought it was a new spoiler. Until I started reading it and realized it was from Christwire.org.
…seriously? Glee is satanic? Glee leads to lesbianism and witchcraft? Watching zombie football players makes you think of exploited children?
Alright, buddies, calm yourselves. It’s a TV show. Its purpose is to entertain. And you know what? I’m sure when they were choreographing this scene, the FIRST thing they thought of was “How many times can we grope everyone. That’s more important than actually performing the musical number.”
I can’t believe I just read this. I think I lost a few braincells.
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9:44 pm
WARNING: In the event of watching this TV show, and you have certain problems, the following may happen:
Cripples: You may learn to get through the challenges life throws at you.
Gays: You may learn to accept yourself.
Pregnant teens: You may learn that although you made a mistake, you have support.
PLEASE! For God’s sake, if you love your children you will NOT GIVE THEM HOPE!
You people…are a joke. See you in church on Sunday.
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