• Study: Sex Turns Straight People Gay and Turns Gays into Mexicans

    January 10, 2011 1:39 am 23 comments

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    This just in: a new study has revealed that intercourse turns straight people gay and turns gays into Mexicans.

    The Bible has warned us many times of this dangerous phenomenon, in passages such as “Yea, and the straight men went into their wives, and were suddenly repulsed by the sight of their baby caves, as they craved now for hot man rods. But alas, the owners of the hot man rods had all turned into Mexicans! Behold!”

    The study also found that if a man does not become gay or a Mexican after engaging in sex, his penis will fall off and turn into a black hole, in which time cannot escape.

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