Study: Sex Turns Straight People Gay and Turns Gays into Mexicans
This just in: a new study has revealed that intercourse turns straight people gay and turns gays into Mexicans.
The Bible has warned us many times of this dangerous phenomenon, in passages such as “Yea, and the straight men went into their wives, and were suddenly repulsed by the sight of their baby caves, as they craved now for hot man rods. But alas, the owners of the hot man rods had all turned into Mexicans! Behold!”
The study also found that if a man does not become gay or a Mexican after engaging in sex, his penis will fall off and turn into a black hole, in which time cannot escape.
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Author: Claire
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2:13 am
But… wait. What if you’re a girl doing stuff with another girl? WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
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2:19 am
You both turn into Mexicans.
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2:20 am
I’d ask you to cite a source, but no one ever does that here.
Also, DAMN. Any way to reverse it?
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2:25 am
Is penises.com not a valid source?
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2:32 am
Well, it said penises, not vaginas, so I was a little worried… But, nope! It’s perfectly legitimate. Thanks a lot!
But, seriously. Any way to reverse becoming a Mexican by having lesbian sex?
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2:19 am
You recreate the timestream then.
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2:39 am
how did this garbage get posted?
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3:17 am
The same way the rest of this garbage gets posted.
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4:13 am
This post made my day.
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7:22 am
Who let this garbage get posted. This is just more proof of the journalistic integrity of women. Claire, how big of you to show your racism and hatred of Hispanics. You are preposterous and this is very offensive. Please, this needs to be removed because it is not written by someone convicted by Christ. You’re not being convicted Claire. Then you try to act all offended when I say women are not great journalists and this type of nonsense is why. Is this offensive, bogus disrespect all you can muster. Remove this this is offensive.
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11:22 am
Tell you what. We’ll listen to your argument of why it should be removed IF you apply it to every other article on this website. Claire is making a valid point with this.
Besides, Adam, you need to get off your White Christian American Males Only ass and do something productive. It’s easy to see why someone as misinformed and misogynistic as you has no life.
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2:37 pm
This was a SPOOF of the “journalistic integrity” shown by yourself, Abe, and Mr. Boners. NOTHING in it was meant to be taken seriously. Are you that dense?
Adam Nelson: “Women are lousy journalists – but I’m not sexist!”
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2:41 pm
Strange this the most believable article in the whole site!
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2:57 pm
At first, I thought this was something they actually posted.
Then I read the comments.
You kind sir, have just made my day xD
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2:59 pm
At first I was like: :O
Then I read the comments.
Now I’m lmao. xD
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4:08 pm
What happens to you if you’re already gay and Mexican (aka Ricky Martin)?
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7:57 pm
I believe that in that case, the gay Mexican turns into a kangaroo with herpes.
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10:35 pm
Hmm the Only real article on this site Nice study
coming from a Vet tech student
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3:43 am
I’m disappointed in you, Claire.
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2:30 pm
And I’m supposed to care?
Besides, when have you ever not been disappointed in me?
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3:27 pm
Where do Jewish-Mexicans fall in??
AMERICAH NUMBAH #1~*~*~
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12:22 am
What if i am already mexican and gay and im having sex with childrens? AYAYAYAYAYAY!!! GUACAMOLE!!!
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11:34 pm
I’m mexican…. Does this mean I was born gay and was raped before I can even remember?!
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