Sweat, Sodomy and Radical Socialism: A Shocking Look Inside America’s Most Dangerous Gay Bars
Recently, national debate brought attention to the construction of Islamic mosques on American soil and the risk these cells of fundamentalist activity pose to the safety of this country. Yet there is another threat entrenched in our very communities that has gotten far less attention. Like Muslim centers, these institutions serve as recruitment centers and training grounds. They prey on our most naïve young men. They ply with promises and threats, stimulants and fantasies. Sadly, the danger these dank halls of hedonism pose to the future of our nation is far more heinous than any cloistered Arab sweatlodge.
Yes, it is the Gay Bar of which we speak. Gay bars were once something of an urban legend, an odd rumor that someone who knew someone may have sighted in the shadow of a big city train station. They were down ghetto side streets and had wide, swinging doors. No elaborate signs announced their locations for they were painfully shameful places, intentionally hidden from the concerned eyes of normal society. All that has changed in recent years. Now an itchy rash of these businesses is spreading to our towns and rural communities. They’re on our Main Streets, next door to diners and hardware stores, appearing as legitimate as any McDonalds. They are blistery places, announcing themselves with shrieks of disco music and brightly laminated flyers. Don’t let the cheery visage fool you, however, for they transform into something decidedly sinister once the sun goes down.
Simply put, America’s gay bars serve to falsely legitimate a notorious lifestyle choice. To say these places are un-American misses the point. They are much worse. They enable obscene physical violation, addictive drug abuse and the heights of political subversion. It is here that the agenda for overthrowing the normative values of society are devised. Across grimy pooltables and busy urinals, over cigarette ashtrays and fruity mixed drinks, the worst schemes to corrupt everything from traditional marriage to the age of consent laws are hatched by these relentlessly perverse plotters. They are all about sex. Sex all the time.
And let’s not forget about the children.
“Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here”
As you enter one of these establishments, you are instantly hit by the noise of gossip and fluids being traded with vicious abandon. The black-painted walls and pulsing red lights will bring to mind a World War II bunker on high alert. Yes, the danger is imminent! On any given night, you may encounter a crowd that consists of aging florists, European fashion photographers, old money millionaires, beer-bellied truck drivers, urban runaways, scruffy-faced all-American jocks groping Asian college students, coked-up hustlers in torn tanktops, Latino gang bangers in loose-fitting sweatpants, barrel-chested black men who smell of cologne and lubricant…
These people around you will reach a pitch of unnerving excitement as men move back and forth at narcotically-inspired speeds, rearranging themselves for drinks and furtive fondling like chess pieces on the game board of spit-slickened animal depravity. Careers are born on those sticky barroom stools. Young men slide close to captains of industry, unbuttoning shirts mother may have ironed only hours before, letting a mature hand explore their plateaus of quivering flesh. Actors and journalists, web entrepreneurs and public school teachers will conspire to monopolize their respective industries. How many corporate domination schemes have been based solely on a shared proctological propensity? America would be shocked to know.
As you settle into a quiet spot, a Grizzly Adams look-alike will saunter up and desperately try to get the attention of a bartender he had unrepentant anal intercourse with years ago. Yes, after a decade he is still banking on those two minutes of shared musk for a free Cosmo and facile chatter. Delicate boys, their Gucci pockets stuffed with exotic lip balms and unpaid rent bills, will use any smile as an excuse to approach. Dropping a hand in your lap, they will waste no time in determining whether you are endowed, financially or otherwise. A screaming transvestite will lurch toward you, spilling her oversized cocktail on your new Gap jeans. And maybe in that moment, with Ms. Destiny’s icy vodka cranberry chilling your loins, you will come to understand that all hope is lost. You have been rammed up the colon of stale beer and faded dreams.
San Francisco’s infamous gay leather clubs force themselves on you with tragically macho names: Anvil, Boiler Room, Dugout, Ramrod. These titles are meant to intimidate with threats of surprise anal rape. While that danger is real, the masculinity surely is questionable. The denizens are most likely chartered accountants and home decorators who spend the rest of their week in chintz-drenched apartments singing Les Miserables and caring for a fussy miniature dog named “Mr. Bubbles.” In New York’s crime-plagued Puerto Rican district, there is a bar named after a common farm animal. It is infamous for its crystal meth-dealing drag queens, slumming D-list celebrities and stage performers who give themselves whiskey enemas before entranced audiences. In Los Angeles, West Hollywood is known in underground circles as the place where young men go to place their film careers in the moisturized palms of the effete elite. The bars here have monikers like Backlot, Daddy Warbucks, Capone’s, Improvision and Numbers, giving a surly nod to California’s most homosexually-dominated industry. Even our nation’s capital is not immune. Washington, D.C. is home to a rash of bars whose names (Secrets, Phase One, Hung Jury, Mr. P’s) belie their patrons’ profound interest in destroying our most hallowed legal protections.
For the heterosexual community, the danger is that straight men will the chance upon these gay bars unaware. Husbands, seeking a little reprieve from the cloying miasma of home life, may think they’re convenient places to stop in on the way back from the office. Suffering from the exhaustion of a long day at work, one might not notice the strapping, exclusively male clientele. College boys, jilted by ungrateful girlfriends, confused by cell phone maps and hormonal tyranny, are easily drawn to the flashing lights of these houses of ill repute. Affected and disaffected young men will find in the gay bar the perfect place to codify their rebellion against loving mothers and a God they are not yet mature enough to comprehend. And once these former heroes of family values have ordered that first pint from an overly attentive barman, the novelty of new flesh will push the lusty regulars into a tizzy of strategic maneuvering about them.
The homosexual puts a great deal of stock in fresh meat. It is considered a sign of admirable prowess to convert a heterosexual and after doing so, the gay will be rewarded with several rounds of free drinks from his jealous peers. These people are hyper competitive and yet their battles reside exclusively within the realm of physical conquest. Faith, fame and fortune will never mean as much as anal penetration to the gay man. For those who have dedicated their darkest hours to living in the homosexual bar, hardcore sodomy with “the new member of the team” is the most precious thing imaginable.
As the hour grows later in America’s most dangerous gay bars, punk rock go go boys with bursting jockstraps will appear, flaunting their funky cargoes in the faces of young and old alike. Ex-cons, still reeking of forced detention, will slice you with their hungry maximum-security eyes from across the room. It’s not unusual in prison to have your body covered in something akin to grill marks after you’ve been assaulted against the bars of your cell. Here, they wear the stains of rusty basement pipes and cigarette burns like badges of honor! And then there are the “leather daddies.” These primordial princes of pigskin live on a steady diet of tap beer and testosterone. At various times throughout the night, the crowd will part as these men wrestle bare-chested for a contested twinkie boy. The winner will claim his moist, purring prize against a back wall while the defeated clears martinis and designer handbags from the bartop so that he may put his head down and weep silently. Swarthy men of unknown origin will emerge from the shadows to beckon the innocent into bathroom stalls where any question of affection is resolved with a quick slap to the face. On your knees, forced to gag in a forest of pungent of pubic hair, is that your idea of love?
The Dark Room
A “dark room” in a uniquely urban homosexual invention. It is a small cage at the back of most gay bars where there is no light. Behind a chain link fence, men strip down to their underwear and embrace the first body they encounter in the blackness. Unexpected acts of sodomy often follow. The man with the largest phallus, regardless of body odor or senility, usually becomes the center of attention. No words are spoken, although the English language would be practically useless in this grunting, ethnic crowd.
With their pharmacologically-enhanced libidos, homosexuals can climax about once an hour over the course of a six to eight hour night. For this reason, they find the darkened room an important element in extending their evening activities into the dawn. It saves them from committing their energies to pursuing a single partner who might end up being flaccid, bossy or uncooperative once at home. It also perpetuates their alcoholism, for between sexual bouts with that muscle-toned gym rat whose whiff of sweaty chest hair gently tickles the cheek, the homosexual will find new stamina in the purchase of fresh Piña Coladas.
It will dismay most of my readers to know that the portrait drawn here is just the beginning of one’s career within the gay lifestyle. That small mistake of entering the wrong type of bar is simply the start of a wholesale commitment to a larger social agenda that traditional Christian society finds abhorrent and wrong. Coffee dates and Thai dinners inevitably follow your night out at the homosexual club. Outrageously priced jeans and skin care products! Golden Girls marathons and vintage furniture! Art fairs and Key West! Then comes the patronage of gay owned businesses. That seems innocent enough, but how far a trip is it from the cake shops and hair salons to the after-hours sex clubs and private sadomasochistic billionaire dungeons? Are you ready for the late night phone calls from wandering Latin tricks needing a place to release and crash? What about the calls asking for donations to community theaters and political organizations? Don’t doubt for a second that the command hasn’t come down from the highest echelons of the gay power elite. They want to egg you on with the promise of more sex, more grungy nights tied down on the bed of some jock fraternity, more parking lot encounters with insatiable pizza boys, more trips to the speedo-filled beaches of Spain… They will hold all that out like a carrot, a carrot of sodomy to drive you on and on until you, too, are conspiring to remake America into some socialist sex haven where no hole is left unviolated, no disgusting anti-Christian fantasy left unrealized. How the mothers will weap!
An Encyclopedia of Homosexual Drinking Establishments
- Sports Bars: A famously dangerous place for the confused heterosexual, these businesses lure unsuspecting sports fans inside with wide-screen televisions and expensive cable channels. Upon closer inspection, one will notice that the patrons here are spending more time examining the tight buttocks of star players than the actual games themselves. Beware the friendly jock who invites you to reenact the high school drama of locker room horseplay (in his mother’s basement).
- Business Men’s Clubs: Corporate execs in the market for a raunchy merger and acquisition call this place home, as do the business-minded young men who crave a firm hand and a monthly wardrobe allowance.
- The Leather Bar: You’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time when you enter these private enclaves of semen-soaked sawdust and masculine posturing. Night after night, beefy bikers and 1970s-style policemen roleplay melodramatic plotlines stolen from old cop shows, always arriving at the same dangerous finale of bruises and tears in some forgotten alleyway.
- Piano Bars: Velvet drapes, overpriced Gin Rickeys and a former Broadway star in a bad toupee– the aura is so quickly overwhelming that you’ll forget where the exit is! Here the greatest hope is that some day Nathan Lane will come stumbling through those doors to join the pianist in a rendition of Shirley Bassey’s “Hey, Big Spender.”
- Twinkie Bars: Androgynous boys drowning in glitter and impossible hopes of celebrity dance before mirrors, doing their sad impressions of David Bowie. Is this really what mother expected when she sent her boy off to Vassar?
- Drag Clubs: Julia Roberts look-alikes lure lonely men from the street into these salacious saloons for nights that begin with cheap champagne and end in even cheaper motel rooms. That’s what you get for complimenting a pretty “woman’s” gold stilettos!
- The Gay Disco: Blinding lights and deafening music all but insures that most patrons will be numb by the end of the night. Add to that the bathroom drug bazaars and it’s no wonder this crowd is unaware of the disgustingly pungent sweat they share writhing shirtless on the dance floor.
- The Latino Bar: With all the glamour of an INS processing center, the Latino bar is shockingly direct about its purpose on American soil. Sex, sex and maybe a green card. Steer clear of these notoriously passionate, firm-bodied people, for they will throw you down on the floors of their inner city apartments for encounters so shameful that even their elderly neighbors across the hall will blush.
- “Bear and Beer” Bars: So named because they exude that raw wilderness smell, “bears” are men who hunt others with an animal kingdom intensity. If you show the slightest sign of fear or confusion in their presence, they will pounce on you with catty Scissor Sisters lyrics or demands that you find genius in Sue Sylvester’s Glee antics. Best to stare them straight in the eye and back up slowly when confronted.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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4:45 am
Stevie combines racism with his latent homosexual tendencies. Who’s surprised?
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3:56 pm
I think you have misread my piece and for that I am full of regret. What I meant to do here is to give the Christian community a visualization of the worst excesses of the homosexual lifestyle. I hope to let them experience the “gay bar” first hand without actually putting themselves at risk of physical harm. They can live the threat through my words, without literally being present. That’s what the best of journalism does my friend.
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4:16 pm
Gay bars aren’t a “threat” to anyone, Billings, except for maybe your closeted lifestyle. I’ve been to one, and it was the most MARVELOUS time I’ve ever had. Nothing different from a “straight” bar, except that I felt safe within a community of homosexuals and heterosexuals within the club.
That’s right, Billings. There were STRAIGHT PEOPLE in the gay bar with me and my fellow lesbians and gays. And they knew EXACTLY what they were getting into. It was no different from the straight bars, except that the heterosexual girls could go there and not be hit on [as much] by straight guys; heterosexual males, in turn, could go there and not be expected to hit on straight girls as much.
So, where is this THREAT you claim to exist? I sure don’t see it.
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4:41 pm
Hey Stevie? You aren’t a journalist. You don’t put out credible sources, you mix your opinions in with your posts, you’re bias against everything, and you’re a hateful prick. You know nothing about gay people, you’ve never met any gay people, you run off the words of homophobic bastards and assume they’re right without checking to see if they’re right, you don’t even follow the fucking Bible you jackass. How and why should ANYONE see ANYTHING you post up on your blog as ‘factual’?
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7:56 pm
Thought I was reading The Onion or something like it. Is the author actually serious? This is a hysterical misrepresentation of a gay bar. I have taken plenty of straight friends (male & female) to gay bars and no one tries to “convert” them.
Such talk just tells you how ignorant a person actually is. I can’t convert anyone to be gay any more than they can convert me to be straight. Get an education people!
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12:04 am
I can’t convert anyone to be gay any more than they can convert me to be straight. Get an education people—–>>> Absolutely right. if people can be changed that easily then i would had turned straight way long ago, instead of hiding myself from family, friends, schools and works
so sad when where are so many closed mind people out there
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12:19 am
It takes an open mind to see the dangers of the HomoGay life style.
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11:32 pm
this has to be satire. this is too insane for me to even handle.
keep up the good work. god knows it’s entertaining.
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7:50 pm
I’m confused — is this a real article or a spoof? Is there someone in the world still this backwards? Or is this someone mocking the stupidity of narrow minded religious zealots?
I’ve been to plenty of gay bars – they have the best music! As a hetero female I have a lot more freedom to dance in a gay bar without having to worry about sexually depraved hetero men trying to hang on me and ruin my night.
A gay bar in my opinion is a place where everyone can just be them self – more accepting and open and generally friendlier than a hetero place. More free and better music.
Everyone should try the gay bar!
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12:34 am
Exactly. Women can go there and not feel so… uncomfortable i think is the word i am looking for. And straight guys aren’t as big pricks as they are in straight bars, because they aren’t pressured by friends to bring a girl home.
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1:47 pm
Dude you’re obviously a repressed homosexual, get over it…
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8:55 pm
Ignorant, homophobic, racist and quite badly written; you are clearly full of hate and sadness.
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8:56 pm
Ignorant, homophobic, racist and quite poorly written; you are clearly full of hate and sadness.
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3:47 pm
Thanks for this! Im happy to find someone who believes in our ability to embody everything against dominant culture, norms, and your own medlesom religious ideologies. Radical, revolutionary potential in the gay community? You haven’t scratched the surface of what we’re capable of m’dear
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8:55 am
WHAT DO I THINK?
YOU ARE AN IDIOT WHO DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH HIS LIFE. SO, GET OUT OUR LIVES, (HOMOSEXUALS) AND FIND BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR BORING LIFE.
KISS MY BLACK ASS.
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1:32 pm
Dear Mr Billings,
Being gay is a wonderful life. it is a life made for the living something that most gay people intend to do from an early start. it is a hedonistic lifestyle and rightly so. Its ancient God was Dyonisis ,god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness as opposed to the other half Apollo of which the early image of Jesus Christ is modelled on. So don t come with yourpetty little story about the gay bar being the fulcrum of evil. it is an opposite, it always was and always will be. it will neer see eye to eye with its Christian neighbour and it shouldn t because it is different and diversity is what makes this world tick. In your journalistic piece you stated the obvious. what is bad is not the gay person that is out and proud, drinking his fruity cocktail and cruising so that he might have sex without an inch of guilt about it, what is bad is that priest or husband that is cruising in there, masking his sexuality and as a result twisiting his own religious or moral belief. Trust me I know what Im talking about. Im lucky enough to live in a city which has more diversity then it can deal with Gay bars and clubs are part of that diversity and if the Christian world has a problem with it then the chip is on it s shoulder.
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6:56 pm
Burn in Hell
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10:46 pm
No, You burn in hell, along with the rest of your hateful, spiteful, “religious” friends. Oh, andin case you are too dumb to understand, I use the word religious sarcastically
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4:09 pm
Just because someone is gay doesn’t mean they spend every free night going out on the town, hitting every gay bar and looking for any form of illicit sex they can get their hands on. Most of them are regular college students or responsible adults who don’t drink and don’t have sex with someone just because they happen to look at each other.
There are as many guys who go to bars to look for sex with women irresponsibly and with no regard for anything other than the sex. And the last time I checked, those kinds of bars outnumber gay bars nation wide by a very large margin. Incredibly large.
All this article sounds like is someone who couldn’t get laid one night in his early 20′s and he’s still not over it so now he’s lashing out at the people who made him feel inadequate.
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8:29 am
wow. Just wow. That’s what goes on in your head and I’M sick?!
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9:31 pm
Hmmmm, it sounds to me like you know far too much about gay bars to be a hater of them. In fact, the information you supply is delivered in such a way that even actual heterosexuals who read this rant (for lack of a better word) can tell that you are extremely repressed and yet at the same time are excited by it. I think if the world was rid of people like you we could concentrate on topics that actually matter. Like Cancer or Poverty or War.
Just remember this when you are cruising the gay bars again for “information…..”
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10:08 pm
That’s disgusting.
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This is the craziest thing I have ever heard. You say you are moral, yet you are outright hating other human beings?? Gay people are humans who have hearts, blood, and tears and we never CHOSE this lifestyle. You conveniently left out articles that implore gay households tend to be more stable for childen then some straight households. How many childen are caught in the crossfires of mom and dad’s divorce? I am the happiest gay man in the world because I have a STRAIGHT family who doesn’t believe in religeous bullshit because all it is is BULLSHIT. God was “created” by man to explain things that we couldn’t be explained.
You are in fact the lowest form of humans because all you care about are these “catholic morals” which aren’t even morals at all. I don’t care if you are black, white, brown, green, gay, straight, jewish, whatever, as long as you are a GOOD human, that’s all that matters. Except you are not a good human. You are probably in the closet yourself (and don’t give me the 200% straight bullshit, I’ve heard that before and my friend Don married his husband years ago and enjoys his life.) Actually please stay in the closet so you can stay miserable and see how everyone enjoys their lives and not you you fucking moron.
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5:15 pm
Homosexuality does not have to last a lifetime! Choose life instead!
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omg im so with you about this.. please please stay in closet, lie with your WIFE, family and friends, enjoy your miserable (which clearly you chose). Do not come to gay bars (to get information…as you said)
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12:30 am
this guy is going to burn in eternal hellfire. This si so far from the truth i can almost laugh at it, but i can not because this guy is a crack baby hell spawn. His mother never loved him so he presses his hiter like agenda on the masses. I hope u burn in hell and for ever get bent over by the devil as he has his gay way with you for eternity.
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1:09 pm
Wow, most gay porn isn’t as descriptive as this article. Too bad it’s all a pack of lies, the author’s gay bars sound like a lot more fun than the ones I go to.
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2:00 am
wow – I wish he had given addresses – I want to find this exciting places
as for him being an investigative reporter – I think NOT – I didn’t find any facts or supportive information – I think I’ve been to some of the places he mentioned – but they were nothing like he said -
I personally think he’s a “tired old queen that can’t get layed anymore because everyone found out he had a dinky winky and a floppy loose butt
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1:48 pm
It does all sound like a spoof
. Pretty funny
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1:54 pm
I can honestly say as a gay man, I love your website and articles! I have never laughed so much!
Ur a comedy genius, I honestly can’t stop reading!
Ur views are so ridiculous and so mis-informed it’s almost a parody of a bigot’s views which only serves to make it more hilarious!
Please keep it up, I’ve shared your articles with all my vile evil sodomite friends and we’re having great fun!
Thankyou!
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5:58 am
So did the author of this article masturbate while thinking about this article? That’s what it sounded like, with the detailed faux-revulsion.
I would rather be surrounded by loving gay men than a closeted hate freak like this.
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It’s sad that you feel the need to call me a “bigot” for simply expressing my Christian faith and the deep truths of human culture. Christianity has contributed so many wonderful things to our society and for that they deserve respect.
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“It’s sad that you feel the need to call me a “bigot” for simply expressing my Christian faith and the deep truths of human culture.
What “deep truths of human culture”? We call you a bigot because you are one, Billings. All you do is say how much you hate homosexuals, non-Caucasians, non-Americans, and non-Christians. And then you claim to love everyone in the comments. All you spread is hatred and fear, Billings. If you’re really “expressing [your] Christian faith”, then I fear it is a sad reflection of the faith shown by the Christians I know.
“Christianity has contributed so many wonderful things to our society and for that they deserve respect.”
And your proof for this is…?
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4:44 pm
“Blessed is he who has regard for the weak; the LORD delivers him in times of trouble. The LORD will protect him and preserve his life; he will bless him in the land and not surrender him to the desire of his foes.” –Psalm 41:1-2.
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4:52 pm
And the lord also said that if you step out of line once you go to Hell, no second chances whatsoever.
Funny how you like picking out the parts you like, yet completely ignore if they contradict another part.
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8:18 pm
Good job, Billings, you can quote verses from the Bible. You pass Sunday School.
Now, how about answering our questions regarding your “journalism” and sources?
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4:29 pm
“Christianity has contributed so many wonderful things to our society and for that they deserve respect.”
Like what?
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10:09 pm
Well, they have homeless shelters and AA. but that’s it.
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4:47 pm
//It’s sad that you feel the need to call me a “bigot” for simply expressing my Christian faith and the deep truths of human culture.//
Christian faith does not include demonizing everything and wanton destruction of society. Christian faith does not include hating every single thing that exists on this planet unless it conforms to the ideals that you set up and not your savior. Christian faith does not include hypocritically calling someone out when you’re just as guilty as they are, if not, more so. Christian faith does not mean that you can ignore the words of Christ and instead focus on his false followers who decided to abuse his influence.
//Christianity has contributed so many wonderful things to our society and for that they deserve respect.//
Like murder, slavery, racism, sexism, xenophobia, theft, and oppression, right?
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5:14 pm
“And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man. For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.” — Mark 7:20-23.
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Look you terrorist piece of shit, stop acting like a holy man, you don’t follow the bible, nor do you accept free will.
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“A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs. The predominant usage in modern English refers to persons hostile to those of differing race, ethnicity, nationality, inter-regional prejudice, gender and sexual orientation, homelessness, various medical disorders particularly behavioral disorders and addictive disorders and religion or spirituality. Forms of bigotry may have a related ideology or world views.”
from the Wikipedia article “Bigotry”
We’re not just calling you a bigot dude, you ARE one, by DEFINITION.
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8:42 pm
I find it funny that you call it Christian faith. What that really is, is a guise for bigotry and hatred. First off, I’m straight, and I’ve seen the exact same stuff going down at the straight bars! In fact the last time I was at a bar, some dude was doing a shot out of a girls ass! Now you tell me, how that differs from what they are doing?
It’s gonna be funny reading about your sorry ass in the paper when you’re up on charges for a hate crime claiming you did it all in the name of Christianity. HA! Why don’t you put your time toward more inspiring things. Can’t you see that the only people who read your stuff, read it for laughs? You’re not impressing or encouraging anyone. Sorry bud
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I’m glad you brought up ‘Christianity’s” contrubitions – the crusades, the inquisition, the witch trials, wars & more wars, murdering gays, assults on lesbians, assults of straight effimanate boys, denial of American rights as guarenteed by the constitution of the US, kidnapping, wars between Catholics and other Protasant groups, the murder of the Masons by the Pope, inner breeding of “Christian” monarchs ‘blessed by Popes and preachers’, conspiricy with Hitler to wipe out the Jews, Blacks, Homosexuals, gypsies ad finally Slaves of any nationality, Catholic molesting and raping of young boys and girls. and repeating lies to keep the ‘power’ that is not theirs any other way.
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7:03 pm
but what you preach isn’t the Christian faith. It’s just hatred and bullshit
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6:48 am
the gays are very dangerous..
they will try to brainwash you in their cult landmark meetings..
and why do they send 14 to 16 year old girls to paris, london and new york to get only 6 hours of sleep every night for a month. they call it modeling but really they abuse and introduce them to drugs..
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Damn this reminds of partied i was wen i was 16 with expection that we slept with women have you ever had blow job in a dark closet Billings?i can tell you the details about how that game is played.Good times!
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Mr. Billings,
I cried when I read your haunting illustration of the gay epidemic. It reminded me of my late husband. Like you, Mister (as he liked for me to call him), was a well-oiled gladiator in the arena of youth ministries against the homosexual rage that is taking so many of our young people.
Like you, he would gather strong, young Christian men of faith and good character around him and “test their beliefs”. I know his work was important because his grace allowed his whole body to disappear while doing the work he loved – bringing young people to the truth of the wicked gay. One of the boys told me he just went home. Isn’t that inspirational?
Please continue your good work and investigations.
Grace and peace,
BB
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Your husband was a pedophile, too?
Honey, that’s nothing to be proud of.
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His name was Frank, not some Mexican name like Pedro Phillipe.
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“Blanche Beecham says:
January 16, 2011 at 11:17 am
Mr. Billings,
… It reminded me of my late husband.”
– he must have been GLAD to die!!
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Oh Blanche…
‘Peace and grace’??
I’d sooner give you grease and pace, if you’re up for it
xx
A
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First of BB (which btw stands for bareback, HA! If only you knew! The only reasons you hate the gay community, is because you’re husband would rather screw a 16 year old boy than his own wife. So let’s just call a spade a spade shall we!
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“Like Muslim centers, these institutions serve as recruitment centers and training grounds.”
Mosques are for PRAYING, just as churches are for praying, you dipshit.
“barrel-chested black men who smell of cologne and lubricant”
Um, if you’re referring to personal lubricant, such as KY jelly, the majority of them are odorless. I’ve tried many of them for masturbation, and while some of them are scented (mint, strawberry, etc) plain old KY is the most popular.
“These titles are meant to intimidate with threats of surprise anal rape.”
No, they are meant to convey sodomy, which is not necessarily rape.
“The denizens are most likely chartered accountants and home decorators who spend the rest of their week in chintz-drenched apartments singing Les Miserables and caring for a fussy miniature dog named “Mr. Bubbles.””
And these are bad things, because…?
“For the heterosexual community, the danger is that straight men will the chance upon these gay bars unaware.”
Any heterosexual would have to be intensely stupid to be “unaware” of what type of bar he is entering.
“Husbands, seeking a little reprieve from the cloying miasma of home life, may think they’re convenient places to stop in on the way back from the office.”
Um, if anybody needs a reprieve from the “cloying miasma of home life” it’s the wives, who, according to your scenario, are probably slaving away at home, changing diapers, doing laundry, cleaning the floors, feeding the baby, making dinner, cleaning dishes, ironing her beloved husband’s works shirts. But no, it’s the poor, poor husbands who have the harder life, sitting behind a desk and making phone calls.
“College boys, jilted by ungrateful girlfriends”
Exactly what should said girlfriends be grateful towards their boyfriends for?
“It’s not unusual in prison to have your body covered in something akin to grill marks after you’ve been assaulted against the bars of your cell.”
You’re now speaking from first-hand knowledge, right?
“With their pharmacologically-enhanced libidos, homosexuals can climax about once an hour over the course of a six to eight hour night”
Um, most males, regardless of sexuality, should be able to orgasm about once an hour. They just can’t do like females and climax every several minutes or so.
“Coffee dates and Thai dinners inevitably follow your night out at the homosexual club.”
Good GOD, coffee and Thai food??? Abominations!
“Outrageously priced jeans and skin care products!”
So it’s fine for women to spend 100 bucks on a pair of jeans and receive skin care products but not for men?
“Golden Girls marathons and vintage furniture! Art fairs and Key West!”
Explain your problem with vintage furniture, art fairs, and Key West?
“What about the calls asking for donations to community theaters and political organizations?”
Holy god, not those!!!
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6:39 pm
Hi Claire, you bring up some interesting points and I just want to first thank you for your attentive reading. As for the mosques, many experts have determined that these establisments serve as political operations and that’s why so many Americans are against the idea of one being built on the site of the 9/11 tragedy. They fundraise, direct political votes and agitate for certain Middle Eastern activities. I would certainly say they transcend the traditional role of a simple prayer space.
Lubricant, like any cream applied to the body, does indeed leave a smell. It is thick and gangly, not entirely pleasant.
I will not debate you about the names of gay leather bars. I believe most readers will take away the same shock and hurt that I felt in listing them above.
You try to make me sound like I am against women’s rights and motherhood, but you seem to have missed an article I wrote recently IN DEFENSE of America’s mothers. It’s called, “Why American Mothers Are Superior.” There is a link at the right. In it, I make the argument that our mothers have proven great ability in raising the most superior children on the planet because they embrace ingenuity and faith.
The final paragraph of my article was meant to illustrate the fully formed characteristics of the gay lifestyle. I do find overpriced shopping a bit gauche and offputting, frankly.
Well, thank you again and God bless my young friend!
Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist
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“As for the mosques, many experts have determined that these establisments serve as political operations”
Source?
“Lubricant, like any cream applied to the body, does indeed leave a smell. It is thick and gangly, not entirely pleasant.”
If the lube is water-based and has no scent purposely added to it, it has NO smell AT ALL, nor does it leave a smell. I’m the chronic masturbator here – I know my lubricants far better than you do.
“You try to make me sound like I am against women’s rights and motherhood, but you seem to have missed an article I wrote recently IN DEFENSE of America’s mothers. It’s called, “Why American Mothers Are Superior.” There is a link at the right. In it, I make the argument that our mothers have proven great ability in raising the most superior children on the planet because they embrace ingenuity and faith.”
That’s not what I was saying at all. I’m saying that you were implying that being the one in the marriage who goes out and works for a living is a much harder life than the one who stays at home, takes care of the kids, cooks meals, washes clothes, washes floors, and washes dishes.
“Well, thank you again and God bless my young friend!”
Billings, do we need to go over, once again, the fact that you have no friends and that I would sooner jump into a tank of underfed sharks than declare a friendship with you?
“Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist”
You know what’s really insulting? The fact that I’ve spent about two years rebutting your claim of being a journalist, asking for your credentials, and yet you still try to bill yourself as such.
1. make a COPY of your certificate
2. take the COPY YOU JUST MADE (NOT the original) and use a black marker to BLACK OUT ANY PERSONAL INFO LIKE SS#, ADDRESS, ETC
3. SCAN the BLACKED OUT COPY onto your computer and save it as an image file (you know, .jpg, .gif, etc)
4. go to http://www.tinypic.com and UPLOAD the image
5. share the URL with us so that we can see PROOF of your claims
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//As for the mosques, many experts have determined that these establisments serve as political operations and that’s why so many Americans are against the idea of one being built on the site of the 9/11 tragedy.//
1. The mosques being built aren’t even mosques, they’re activity centers that contain prayer and religious rooms for as many religions as they can fit, including Christianity, Judaism, and their own faith and more.
2. The center isn’t being built on the site of 9/11, nor is it actually close to it. It’s in the general area, but you’d still have to take a bus or cab for awhile to reach the site.
3. Who are these ‘experts’ you speak of? Who’s to say that they don’t have a bias against it? After all, you can’t ever NOT have a bias towards something if you’re apart of the subject.
//They fundraise, direct political votes and agitate for certain Middle Eastern activities.//
Such as what Stevie? You’re the ‘investigative journalist’, you’re supposed to do the research and show me, not just claim you know this.
//I would certainly say they transcend the traditional role of a simple prayer space.//
Then Christianity is just as guilty. They ask for money or use their views to direct certain political motivations.
//Lubricant, like any cream applied to the body, does indeed leave a smell. It is thick and gangly, not entirely pleasant.//
Claire has experience with lubricants, you do not. She has admitted several times to using it for various reasons, you have admitted that you’re a virgin. You’re completely against masturbation and thus ‘have never done it’, and even if you did (because let’s face it, you don’t keep your word about jack shit), you’re a guy, and unless you take it up the ass, you wouldn’t use lubricants anyway. So the only way you can say you know that lubricants smell is if you’ve messed around with it, but the only sane reason why someone would use it is for sex, and because you admit to being a woman-less man your whole life, the only sex you could possibly get is gay sex.
//I will not debate you about the names of gay leather bars. I believe most readers will take away the same shock and hurt that I felt in listing them above.//
I didn’t see any mention of gay bar names anywhere. Types, yes, but names? Nope.
//You try to make me sound like I am against women’s rights and motherhood, but you seem to have missed an article I wrote recently IN DEFENSE of America’s mothers.It’s called, “Why American Mothers Are Superior.” There is a link at the right. In it, I make the argument that our mothers have proven great ability in raising the most superior children on the planet because they embrace ingenuity and faith.//
You think women are only good for being mothers though. You put no worth in them as human beings and see them only as childbearing and child-raising machines. Not only that, but your little backstory included a woman who was completely abusive, and you had the audacity to say that she was still a better woman than the women in another country. Not only THAT, but you essentially made it into a ‘my dad can beat up your dad’ blog by you praising how much better at raising children American women are then Chinese women, even though you provided no real proof that it’s true.
//The final paragraph of my article was meant to illustrate the fully formed characteristics of the gay lifestyle. I do find overpriced shopping a bit gauche and offputting, frankly.//
A real journalist doesn’t mix facts with opinions, and if you think you have ‘facts’, you don’t mix them in with your opinions. Though, honestly EVERYTHING you put up is nothing more than opinions, and thus that’s why you’ll always be a blogger and not a real journalist.
//Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist//
Stevie, you’re a fraud, not an investigative journalist, get that through your head. A real journalist has dignity; you have none.
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“Claire says:
January 16, 2011 at 2:27 pm
“For the heterosexual community, the danger is that straight men will the chance upon these gay bars unaware.”
Any heterosexual would have to be intensely stupid to be “unaware” of what type of bar he is entering.”
– well, at least now we know how this article came to be written!
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hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate … aaaaand … hate.
Jesus would be appalled at this ridiculous, hateful website.
Talk about closet cases.
DeDe Ann
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How is it that no one understands that this website is a parody ? For you illiterates that means this website’s intention is humor.
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Yes, sodomy, unexpected or not, is the elephant in the living room when it comes to same-sex marriage, DADT, and any other topic relevant to male homosexuals. But male homosexuals are not the only ones doing this. Please do a search: The First Scandal Adam and Eve.
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So, uh, Stevie, we all got together and had a little vote. And it was unanimous. From now on, you must keep your shirt on in our bars. Seriously. No one wants to see your moobs.
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Having been to a gay bar before, with a small group of lesbian friends, I can honestly say that I saw NONE of those practices. I saw people dancing, regardless of gender or sexuality. A few heterosexual boys flirted with me before I made it quite clear that I was not appreciative of their advances; likewise, there were a number of heterosexual females present as well.
Those S&M practices take place only at specific nightclubs. Said nightclubs do nothing to hide that they are S&M clubs, and even then, everything that takes place is confined to specific rooms with consenting adults.
Also, I’m with Claire. Give us some proof that you are an “investigative journalist”. As a student journalist, I’ve seen nothing but pure bullshit from you thus far. When you DO bother to give a “source”, it’s either a link back to this site, or some piece of writing one of your little “friends” did. Any moron who’s been through a high school English class knows that those aren’t valid sources for ANYTHING. Give us some studies, some articles, but DAMN IT, Billings, give us SEVERAL, from valid, varied sources.
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Everything about that erotic article made me so hawnee! I would love to go to the bars after their orgies and just roll around in the seemen and poopies. MMmm…. I am cream corning my pants just thinking of it!
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9:32 pm
Do they not know that being gay hurts God?????
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Do you not know that not everybody believes in god?
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10:14 pm
You’re lying, TB3. And lies make baby Jesus cry.
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Do you not know that Jesus pretty much loves everyone?
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You know what else hurts God? Judgement, hatred, and small-minded activites in His name.
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How many gay people will God create before you realize we’re here on his/her behalf?
We are approaching 7 Billion people on Planet Earth. From figures from each census (taken every 10 years), about 1 in 10 people are Homosexual. That’s 700,000,000 across the globe, 350,000,000 Gay couples.
Get over yourself, you are self indulgent hateful people that feel so entitled that you believe that only people like you should even exist.
You feel so entitled that you take on the ability to judge on behalf of the God you worship. Who gave you that power? I seem to recall, “Judge not, lest you be judged”. And by your hateful judging, it’s doubtful you’re living a holy life. You are no better than what you fictitiously describe.
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Billings Billings Billings what we gonna do with you … you should have stayed in your Prison it’s betetr for anyone but hell christwire was boring without your homoerotic article can’t blame it I guess
still I won,t comment on the Gay article but on the Mosque article
you said muslim use donation fund to get Political Vote in USA ( or surely Middle eats but middle east is out of your juridiction anyway )
so do you think christian doesn’t do the same thing ??? there is several scandal including christianity and Politic in the past 50 Years and Only in USA
(assassination of the opposition, scandal, pvokation of war, fraud, and many more)
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Source?
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If you don’t provide, why should he? You can’t use one’s argument against them if they’ve already done it to you.
Just admit it, you hate muslims and gays and want them dead, you sick fuck.
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You never provided me with a source for this claim, Billings:
“As for the mosques, many experts have determined that these establisments serve as political operations”
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5:22 am
Fox News Channel.
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I don’t appreciate most replies here. Homosexual bars are a threat to our way of living. No longer are they confined to San Francisco. They are popping all over the country just like the Muslim mosques.
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say that to indian american hundred years ago … white people kept popping from oversea, killed our people and a threat to our way of living.
things change as always and people have to do is living with those changes
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I masturbated to this. I’m female. It was awesome. Thank you so much, Stephen, for the amazing detail. You know so much about it, it’s almost like you’re homosexual yoursel- OHWAIT.
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3:51 pm
That’s just inappropriate.
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Hey Courtney! ‘sup?
You uh, wanna hook up sometime?
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I read this with the utmost certainty that it was satire. Now that I see that you are serious, I feel sad. You are broken, and this isn’t going to fix you. I won’t pray for you, because I only pray for the lottery. I will, however, keep you in my thoughts and hope you find peace within yourself (God knows you won’t find it in religion). Please take care.
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Coming from a “saved” homosexual, I will tell you something.
The only “lifestyle” choice here, is one of being a “partier” and as for that, there are hundreds if not thousands of heterosexual bars/clubs that offer the same craziness for your fellow straights. Drug clubs, sex clubs, swinger clubs etc.
A polarized view is what this author suffers from.
Sadly, we will probably never see an article that reads, ” Two Fathers, raise amazing kids” or “Homosexuals helping their community” from this author.
There is one thing to know the Bible, it’s rules, and it’s stories. Its another to have compassion, hope, love, and a personal relationship with God.
It’s very easy to attack the morally corrupt, but frankly there are a lot more morally corrupt “straight places” and people, than there are gay.
…..and let me tell you a FACT! If a straight guy goes into one of these bars, he knows what he’s getting himself into, don’t be stupid!
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Dearest fellow Philadelphian:
You are aware that this article is a satire, correct? There is no reason to attack the author, he is writing to make fun of those who would actually believe this artile. How exactly did you find this article? I would think you would have realized this entire site is a joke…
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This has got to be at once the funniest and most twisted piece of prose I have EVER read. The author has got to be the biggest closet case that ever hoisted a pair of pantyhose. I have been going to gay bars for over 30 years and I can tell you from experience 99% of them wish they could generate the vibe that the author pretends to describe. Most bars that cater to the LGBT community are 100% the same as bars that cater to straights. People go to meet friends, have a beer or two, watch some TV or videos and unwind after a long day or week of work. If the customer is single they may also be hoping to meet someone interesting to socialize with (horrors!). And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed, most bars now don’t care whether their clientele is gay, bi or straight, so long as they spend money.
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Again, you do realize the author of this article is writing a satire? This article is meant to be funny,as in making fun of those people who would actually believe these things… The whole site is making fun of the Christian Right. I am amazed that so many people who are here do not get that this is a “fake” article meant to be a joke and make people laugh. Ever hear of the onion?
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Oh Jason, you sound like the late girl to the party. Please stop with the conspiracy theories. We’ve already refuted the New York Times smear job and everyone has moved on.
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5:32 pm
Then why did so many other sites post that this is a satire site? How come the guys who made this site went and actually gave an interview? How come you’re the only legit bastard on here? You’re too much of a sick freak to be satire, and even if you were, you crossed a line long ago. You, you monster, are Shat if Shat was real and true.
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2:47 pm
actually he’s simply shat. when shat got in trouble he had to return to his old persona of billings.
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It’s obvious you’ve got some hidden desire. After being a married christian man for 22 years I finally came to peace with who I really am, a flaming faggot. Now I am happy with a husband, succesfully raising 2 beautiful children, and my ex-wife and I are still friends. Moreover, Ive never been to a gay bar in my life. You sure are making a lot of assumptions, not to mention i thought the very same things you did when i was closeted.
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10:09 pm
I am 200% heterosexual my friend.
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Says mister Billings 60 years old virgin.
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5:33 pm
You misspelled ‘homosexual’ Stevie.
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6:37 pm
“I am 200% heterosexual my friend.”
Only somebody who’s DEEP in the closet would make such an outrageous claim.
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Yeah buddy.. I used to overcompensate when i was lying to myself about being a heterosexual, but i’m pretty sure i was claiming 300%.
Not that we really want you man, but for your own mental health, come to terms with yourself, and admit it – you’re queer.
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Instead of playing into the hateful attitude you are trying to incite, I will remind you about your religion’s teachings:
Luke 6:37 “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven
Matthew 7:1 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged” (NIV translation)
John 8:7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.”
Romans 14:13 Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another
James 4:11 Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keeping it, but sitting in judgment on it.
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Don’t bother them with details. Christians pick and choose the parts of the bible they want to follow and ignore the rest of the stuff that clutters up the “true meaning” of the word.
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Ah ha, the most famous verse non Christians use and abuse. You really don’t comprehend what that “judge not” phrase really means, do you? And I heed the call of another important verse, this one on spreading the teachings of Christianity:
“Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.” –Matthew 28:19-20.
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…Wait, what?
That person just quoted scripture, scripture from the teachings of Jesus, from YOUR saviour, and your response is to quote that Jesus also said to spread his teachings?
…Jesus never once said anything against gays in the Bible, dipshit. So why do you have to slander us [and, arguably, yourself]?
If you pull stuff out of the Old Testament, I’ll have to stop you. That’s not “Christian”, that’s Judaism, if all you can argue is that GOD DOESN’T LIKE GAYS BECAUSE IN OLD TESTAMENT BOOK BLAH, HE SAID SO. Seriously, don’t you know anything about your little religion, Stevie?
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What Jesus said or didn’t say hardly matters. The rest of the Bible speaks clearly on the topic of gay male sex. And Jesus didn’t talk about superhighways and jetpacks, either, so what?
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“What Jesus said or didn’t say hardly matters.”
Never mind that, according to Christianity, he was the son of your god, born of a virgin, came to Earth to save all mankind, and all that jazz? His teachings are, apparently, what Christianity was/is based off of, but if what Jesus said or didn’t say “hardly matters”, then I guess you aren’t really Christian.
“The rest of the Bible speaks clearly on the topic of gay male sex.”
Not really. More like, “no buttsex, or bad things will happen maybe.” If God hates gays so much, as you constantly tell us, why doesn’t he just kill us all? Free will nonwithstanding, your god was supposedly able to wipe out entire cities because he didn’t like that there was some gay sex going on [maybe; translations ARE pretty iffy!], so why doesn’t he just do that now?
Also, your Bible says nothing about lesbian female sex. I GUESS THAT MAKES IT OKAY~
“And Jesus didn’t talk about superhighways and jetpacks, either, so what?”
And this is relevant HOW?
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//What Jesus said or didn’t say hardly matters.//
“What my Lord and Savior actually said doesn’t matter, all that matters is the words that I shove into his mouth and believer. You know what? Fuck it, I’m better than Jesus anyway, CALL ME DA SAVOR! derp”
-Stevie’s views on himself as being higher than Jesus.
//The rest of the Bible speaks clearly on the topic of gay male sex. And Jesus didn’t talk about superhighways and jetpacks, either, so what?//
Are you serious? No, you’re fucking retarded. Jetpacks don’t exist in mass production and even if they did, they’d be apart of technology. To make that phrase make the LEAST bit of sense, you’d have to condemn technology on a whole. Not only that, but don’t the words of Jesus supersede the words of everyone else?
If Leviticus calls for the hanging of a woman who was raped and Jesus said that she should not be hanged and instead pitied, what would you do?
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You people are twisting my words. Of course the teaching of Christ matters immensely, but just because he didn’t lower himself to mentioning hardcore gay sex, doesn’t mean you pervs get a free pass to get all raunchy on us now.
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“You people are twisting my words. Of course the teaching of Christ matters immensely, but just because he didn’t lower himself to mentioning hardcore gay sex, doesn’t mean you pervs get a free pass to get all raunchy on us now.”
Which is why you said, and I QUOTE:
“What Jesus said or didn’t say hardly matters. The rest of the Bible speaks clearly on the topic of gay male sex. And Jesus didn’t talk about superhighways and jetpacks, either, so what?”
So, first you say that what Jesus said or didn’t say “hardly matters”, then backpedal and say that his teachings matter immensely. Which one is it, Steve?
And, not all homosexuals are perverts. Some of us, myself included, have never HAD sex, don’t think about it more than any other human does, and simply find members of the same sex to be far more attractive than those of the opposite sex. DEAL WITH IT.
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//You people are twisting my words. Of course the teaching of Christ matters immensely, but just because he didn’t lower himself to mentioning hardcore gay sex, doesn’t mean you pervs get a free pass to get all raunchy on us now.//
You just said that what Jesus did or didn’t say doesn’t matter. His teachings are his words. He told people not to do bad shit because that would land them in Hell. If what he said doesn’t matter, then how the fuck can you call yourself a Christian? Hell, Jesus didn’t say to make churches in his honor and call him white, yet you assholes seem to love doing that. Are we to assume that everything he didn’t talk about was bad? Then wouldn’t that include technology? Because it’s thanks to technology and medicine that retards like you can live longer and spread their viral hatred across the world.
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I never tire of hearing the word.
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//Ah ha, the most famous verse non Christians use and abuse. You really don’t comprehend what that “judge not” phrase really means, do you? And I heed the call of another important verse, this one on spreading the teachings of Christianity: //
Stop thinking you’re God. You don’t understand Matthew yourself, nor anyone else. All you follow is hate and prejudice. You think you’re immune from God’s judgment and wrath. Have you ever wondered why your disgusting ass can’t get a woman in your life? Have you ever wondered why you have to stick with a bunch of kiddies to get your jollies? Ever thought that maybe God has cursed you by tormenting you due to your false beliefs about Him?
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One can love their neighbor, and despise that neighbor’s actions.
Does one blame the insane murderer or the insanity?
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Say what you will about Uncle Stevie, but the man does thoroughly research his articles. For this one, he and my Dad went out to every gay bar in town for two solid weeks. I’d hear them coming back to the house at the asscrack of dawn with four or five leatherbears to “conduct interviews”. I was always trying to sleep, but they’d keep me awake with their constant grunting and moaning or whatever they were doing in Dad’s study. It was really hard to make out over the loud techno music they were blaring.
By the way, I had a bag of meth go missing during all of this “exhaustive research”. I’m not too worry about it as it was a bad batch cut with drano and glass shards. (Just warning you guys there.)
By the way Uncle Stevie, you left your Astroglide in the kitchen Sunday night.
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6:40 pm
Ty, you make me laugh so fucking hard!
I love you!
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6:39 pm
I went out to dinner with Stephenson Blibbings once. He ordered cock-a-leekie soup, followed by coq au vin, with spotted dick for dessert.
I said, “Look Steveoid, I know you’re gay. You don’t have to emphasise it.”
He said, “Sorry Jacky. I just thought it would be funny to order food that sounded naughty.”
I said, “That doesn’t bother me. I was talking about you jacking the waiter off while he took the orders.”
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7:38 pm
Never happened, maybe in your wildest dreams you perv.
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It wouldn’t be in his wildest dreams, but it’d be the most plain in yours.
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10:39 pm
Its interesting how the author uses this forum to completely belittle people from a different world. A world that we have created because of the judgemental and condemning nature of the religious world thats he comes from…and their one-track minded ‘apostles’
I dont know any gay man or women who would ever dare ‘sneaking’ into a church and then writing a judgemental article about it.
What a load of dust.
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9:10 pm
In February of 2010, Patrick Strudwick published a highly biased account of infiltration and subterfuge for the Christian based Sexual Orientation Change Efforts. He approached a therapist for a “gay cure.” The therapist prayed for him. She is currently under review to be fired.
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7:45 pm
learly this guy is flaming. And if you read between the lines, loves taking it up the butt.
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9:02 am
Hey Billings what if gay saves your life what would you do or say?I was saved by a gay man in Afganistan i’m in debt to him you would be too so what would be your reaction?
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3:04 pm
Billings is Gay end of story
he is not even a christian himself ( since christian follow JESUS teachings ) not the BIBLE teaching
and don’t worry I read enough about catholic ( which is BIBLE teaching ) and christian which is JESUS teaching there is a HIGH difference
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3:56 pm
“What Jesus said or didn’t say hardly matters. The rest of the Bible speaks clearly on the topic of gay male sex. And Jesus didn’t talk about superhighways and jetpacks, either, so what?”
Well, seeing as how you’re a CHRISTian, whose entire religion is based on the teachings of CHRIST, whatever he says would simply override whatever is written in the Bible…right…?
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4:29 pm
Funny, in 10 years of being out, and gay, and in NYC, Chicago, and DC, I’ve never come across anywhere NEAR the depravity this author apparently has first-hand knowledge of.
Me-thinks the lady (and I do mean *girlfriend*) doth protest too much!
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4:47 pm
This article is terrible. There are so many inaccuracies in here, it’s pretty humorous. All of your biggoted comments also humor me. I will pray for you all since you are all hung up on one sentence in the Bible and choose to ignore the rest of it.
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4:58 pm
The most dangeorus place for our men and our children are churches. Preists rape and sodomize our youngest boys. Priests and the catholic church are the real threat. Not Homsexuals.
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4:59 pm
The most dangeorus place for our men and our children are churches. Preists rape and sodomize our youngest boys. Priests and the catholic church are the real threat. Not Homosexuals.
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12:44 am
Is this guy for real?! Your definitely a closet case Billings! hahaha. Anyone who is so anti gay is definitely gay themselves and thats what people are going to think of you if you keep writing crap like this. It’s not true and everyone who’s been in a gay club knows this. They’re the most friendly people I know, so stop targeting groups of people and labeling them all. FACT-white men have done the majority of atrocities in history. Think about that before you attack other races and sexualities.
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12:51 am
Stop trying to make yourself feel straight Billings, your GAY!!! admit it and enjoy life. No one will hate you if you come out and stop posting hateful articles. We can forgive you.
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6:00 am
I’m 200% hetero here, buddy.
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9:54 am
Also you are 60 years old virgin and know awfully lot about gaybars admit it steph.
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10:40 am
As I’ve said before, any 53 year old, never married man who makes such an outrageous claim as being “200% hetero” is DEFINITELY hiding something.
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11:07 am
Your totally gay Billings! HAHAHA It’s so obvious, not that theres anything wrong with that LOL
just come out so you can suck my dick tonight at a good nyc club! There so much fun your missing out!
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9:19 am
Holy shit! That was amazing! Not only did I get half a bar reading it (thanks for the graphic detail) But I coming over your way later this year. Now I don’t know anyone over there really- but you dead on seem to be the guy who knows the hot spots and where the good times are. Think if i brought you a coffee you could give me the nickel and dime tour? I could sure use the help.
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10:28 am
LOL, this article was insanity. Very verbose insanity. I applaud your use of the English language. I also recommend seeing a psychologist very soon.
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10:45 am
I dont’ think I’ve ever read something so funny, is it a joke? The guy who wrote this is gay, and this is satire? Right?
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10:54 am
This article is a fantasia of your repressed desires, Billings, and completely hysterical. How many hours (and hours and hours) have you spent trolling gay bars doing your, ahem, “research”?
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4:43 pm
You are a pervert.
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11:20 am
Ok I apologize Billings. I thought this was real. Didn’t know it was a big gay secret that this is satire LOL you got me.
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11:58 am
Well what an interesting piece of writing. I find it very amusing that some people decide to outline the extremes of a certain community. First of all … WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ANYONE? If you know so much about the gay community, where did you conduct your research? OR are all those facts pulled out of your ass? Actually you might like that?!?!?
And how about straight swinger bars and bathouses? Ever wanted to write an article about that? Or how about the church and all the F*** up shit that happens there? Please my friend do not point the finger at us because we might just take it and shove it up your ass and see how much you like THAT! Live and let live and you will lead a much better life!
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4:45 pm
As a professional journalist with a code of ethics, I will go to the grave protecting my confidential sources. It shocks and saddens me that you would ask me to violate that trust.
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You never give ANY sources, Billings. Who are you trying to protect, hm? Because a REAL journalist would be able to cite their sources at any given time.
The only time a journalist is allowed to withhold sources is IF revealing the source would negatively impact the source, and IF the source requested anonymity. According to you, all of your sources have requested this anonymity.
In the journalism world? That means you’ve been making shit up. Sorry, but you have NO credibility. If you WERE an “investigative journalist”, as you repeatedly claim, you’d be able to send us a copy of your certification.
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5:10 pm
Please ask Paul Krugman or Frank Rich the same question and let me know what sort of response you get.
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5:25 pm
Paul Krugman doesn’t paint himself as an “investigative journalist”. He is an Op-Ed COLUMNIST, as is Frank Rich.
You claim to be an investigative journalist, yet can show no proof that you are. You never cite sources, you refuse to cite sources when requested, and your articles are heavily biased. These are things that a true journalist would NEVER do.
Op-Ed columnists, in contrast, are ENCOURAGED to write articles based on OPINION. It is in their job description. They are not JOURNALISTS.
No credentials, Billings, no credibility. Good work.
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3:18 am
He obviously knows what he’s talking about. Defend your journalistic integrity Stephenson!
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5:47 pm
err what ?
you know that iut’s won,t impact them negatively but if the “christian armed group of whatever association” wrote this biased piece of shit and are scared that they might hunted down they should not have written in first place
and don,t come talk about freedom of speech and or press afterward
because when you use it you will need to take consequence as well including put in jail having lawsuit against you or in the extreme being killed
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12:21 pm
Gay are are generally a bit more extreme then you’re local VFW, but not as extreme as your local strip club.
Plus, the gay bars are trying to fill a niche.
Gays are everywhere, from your church to your Applebees’s. They eat at ihop and Denny’s, and watch movies and socialize just like everyone else.
A gay bar, though many are not alike, are often a little more extreme to keep out those who have and will disrespect them openly without regard.
That you frequented so many, probably more than most gays, makes me wonder just how repulsed you are.
You sound cattier
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4:47 pm
You have a vivid imagination for a pervert.
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6:01 pm
You have a vivid imagination for a repressed homosexual.
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Gay are are generally a bit more extreme then you’re local VFW, but not as extreme as your local strip club.
Plus, the gay bars are trying to fill a niche.
Gays are everywhere, from your church to your Applebees’s. They eat at ihop and Denny’s, and watch movies and socialize just like everyone else.
A gay bar, though many are not alike, are often a little more extreme to keep out those who have and will disrespect them openly without regard.
That you frequented so many, probably more than most gays, makes me wonder just how repulsed you are.
You sound cattier than most drags queens ive ever known.
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2:13 pm
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,11150/
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2:17 pm
For all of you getting mad at this Author, who I whole heartedly agree with…..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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4:57 pm
Why don’t you Google the article “Satire, Poe’s Law and The New York Times Campaign to Discredit the Evangelical Message of Christwire” for the real story here. Don’t believe the old garbage, it was just some immature prank.
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5:12 pm
Some of the less faithful of our congregation have made similar remarks regarding the authenticity of ChristWire. As the newletter editor, I included “Satire, Poe’s Law and The New York Times Campaign to Discredit the Evangelical Message of Christwire” in this week’s bulletin.
While Marjorie and some of the more liberal members thumbed their noses at this action, I take comfort in the fact they are ignorant rubes in the left wing propaganda machine that will crush their dreams and sodomize their faith with the engorged rhetoric of the socialist and gay agendas.
Peace to you, Stephenson.
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7:57 pm
Thank you, Blanche and bless you little lady!
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2:17 pm
http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/09/04/Christwires_Apostles_Speak/
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2:17 pm
Start loving yourself and stop hating others. Love; this is what it’s all about. Amen.
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3:49 pm
Wow, sounds like you went really really deep under cover to find out the secrets of the ” Gay life “..
You sir are the picture of a sad closeted , self loathing homosexual. Perhaps if you embraced your reality, you may be and sound a lot happier. I wish you luck in coming out, better late than never.
kiss
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4:50 pm
Hate to burst your bubble, but I am 200% heterosexual.
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6:52 am
Get a new call! ’200% HETERO’ is getting old, and is mathematically impossible.
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10:34 am
I am ALL man!
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1:14 pm
“I am ALL man!”
Oh please! Can you even FIND your penis under those rolls of fat?
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1:58 pm
^Odds are it’s become fat, Stevie’s managed to revert to sub-human status and is more like Jabba the Hutt.
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5:59 pm
If this article wasn’t so racist it would be funny ….
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7:06 pm
yall niggas postin in a troll article
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4:30 am
This is probably the funniest satirical piece I have ever read. I loved everything about it, from the complete lack of writing talent (excellent proof-reading by the way, really loved the intentional grammatical mistakes) to the “journalistic” integrity doused with the most obnoxious, “Papa Bear”-esque opinions, and even the rather explicit, closeted homosexual fantasy carried throughout the piece was DIVINE. And then to wrap this lovely present up by showing the dichotomy between Christ, who constantly preached about compassion and love, and this character’s Pharisaical speech, was truly fantastic.
The random, inflammatory racist comments and the reworking of our country’s history really showed depth and a critical mind to show how people cling to nostalgia and their perceived identity when things turn to crap, and they must look for scapegoats for their problems instead of the people “like them” who are the real cause. Of course, by admitting the problem is within one’s own group always makes us have to question ourselves (eww, yucky) and doubt our own superiority.
It was as if this article said, “This is what the face of America could look like to rest of the world: an A-hole, afraid that if he doesn’t push everyone else down, he will never be able to stand himself. Don’t fight him, just laugh at him, since that’s what he’s most afraid of.” Pure perfection. I have to bow to satirical mastermind that we haven’t seen since the baby-eating solution to the Irish famine, so eloquently proffered then by Jonathon Swift.
Wait . . . ser-i-. . . wait, what?
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10:36 am
It must be happy hour wherever you are, because you’re talking nonsense. And what grammatical mistakes?
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10:13 am
The more I think about this website, the more brilliant it becomes. Both the people who “get it” and the people who think its real are spreading it like mad.
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11:36 am
You and Fred Phelps have got to be the most closeted men in America. Who else thinks about homosexuality so much? My gosh. Come out already and do yourself a favor.
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7:23 am
Honestly, your propaganda is quite tiring and very sensationalist in nature.
For the most part … a gay bar is no difference than a str8 bar. I have and can point out each and every point that you have drawn and give you examples of str8 bars that exhibit the same actions and behaviors.
It’s really unfortunate that you seem to have this agenda to frighten and misinform people. Luckily, there are gay folk out there that are out, open and have no problems bringing str8 friends and family to gay institutions. In fact, I’ve taken my mother (yes, my mother) to several gay bars and institutions. I’ve never had a friend or family member feel uncomfortable with or being in a gay institution.
As they say … truth will set you free … and we’re here to spread the truth you your twisting of examples.
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9:54 am
I’m sorry you’re tired Trace, but maybe it’s your own fault?
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3:14 pm
“You’re doing sex and drugs and all sorts of evil things, that’s why you’re tired, it’s not like you’re sick of people like me bad-mouthing gays all the damn time and that’s why you’re tired. Nope, you’re just evil, EEEEEVVILLLLLLL!”
Stevie’s real words.
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9:36 am
Wow, this piece was hot. I think it’s even hotter than the actual gay bars I’ve ever been to! Damn, the writer is a flaming homosexual. I think you should write articles in the Advocate or something. LOL
Like Gay Bars are really any different between straight bars where drunken, drugged up men are fondling womens asses and coochies…while barking insults at each other so the women are so turned on by their bad boy attitudes.
Honey, come out of the closet, Christ would want you to.
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10:24 am
Matthew 7
Lk. 6.3738, 4142
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.
6 ¶ Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
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10:34 am
Thank you, I believe it’s incredibly important that we remind the radical homosexuals visiting this site about the great truths of the Bible! God bless my little friend!
Stephenson Billings
Investigative Journalist
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10:42 am
I was reminding you of the turths of God in the Bible.You clearly have not read it.You are sitting in judgement of others.You might want to take the time to read what God says about this.
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11:02 am
Are you normally so self-righteous? It is rather shocking to me that you’d try to rewrite what you posted up there and twist it into something entirely different. I would also remind you that as a Christian society and a culture we have a responsibility to spread decency and morality on this earth. We have a mandate to protect our children and the weaker people from harm. And we also must live with an understanding of Biblical teaching which clearly, again and again, describes the dangers and evils of homosexuality. Is it your contention that to avoid “judging” we should give the pedophiles and murderers a free pass, lest we hurt their feelings or interrupt their lifestyles? You are taking your liberalism to the extreme my friend and you’ve lost sight of the greater truths here.
“And he showed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the Lord, and SATAN standing at his right hand to resist him. And the Lord said unto SATAN, The Lord rebuke thee, O SATAN, even the Lord that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee ;is not this a brand plucked out of the fire? Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel.” –Zechariah 3:1-3.
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11:53 am
Sound like you think you sit at the right hand of God.There is no twisting of the words but only in your mind when they disgree with you.
Once again read your Bible you as a Christain are not to Judge anyone for any reason Only God can do that and knows turth in man heart.People get excused of things every day and as man we do not know turth there for you can not Judge.
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3:07 pm
Explain to me how homosexuality is “evil”.
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3:58 pm
//Are you normally so self-righteous?//
Stop using big words if you don’t know what they mean Stevie.
//It is rather shocking to me that you’d try to rewrite what you posted up there and twist it into something entirely different.//
No, it was fairly obvious what the guy meant, you’re just blind and can’t read worth a shit.
//I would also remind you that as a Christian society and a culture we have a responsibility to spread decency and morality on this earth.//
I don’t see how that involves judging others for their sins.
//We have a mandate to protect our children and the weaker people from harm.//
Which is clearly abused at every possible moment just so you can get your way, simply because you don’t understand what’s new and you’re afraid of the strange.
//And we also must live with an understanding of Biblical teaching which clearly, again and again, describes the dangers and evils of homosexuality.//
Except Jesus didn’t say squat about gay people and only a handful of his supposed followers did, and let’s face it, it’s not exactly outside the realm of possibility that those followers were liars and such. How many anti-gay people turn out to be gay? Wasn’t there a recent senator or governor or whoever that was against prostitution and it turns out he had his own personal hooker? Funny how the largest of the anti-whatevers in politics turn out to be the biggest supporters of what they’re against.
//Is it your contention that to avoid “judging” we should give the pedophiles and murderers a free pass, lest we hurt their feelings or interrupt their lifestyles?//
Stevie, define crime and define sin. They are vastly different. A crime is harming someone for personal gain, a sin is going against the word of God.
//You are taking your liberalism to the extreme my friend and you’ve lost sight of the greater truths here. //
Explain why liberals are so evil.
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5:49 pm
you little punk save your cheaply manufactured outraged for your next pelosi protest rally. you blindness to the larger issues that REAL AMERCIANS WITH REAL JOBS is epidemic and you really need to be isolated from society because you’re truly infecting people with your stupidity. bigot bigot bigot. and you don’t know jack about the bible so don’t go all holy on me. liberals like you make my sick to my stomach. REAL JOBS.
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6:10 pm
//you little punk save your cheaply manufactured outraged for your next pelosi protest rally.//
“I hate liberals! They’re ruining this country! We need war! We need famine! We need death! We need conquest! Only conservatives are capable of these things!”
//you blindness to the larger issues that REAL AMERCIANS WITH REAL JOBS is epidemic and you really need to be isolated from society because you’re truly infecting people with your stupidity.//
‘you blindness’? Stevie, that’s such a fail on it’s own that it renders the whole statement void with the last bit. Not only that, but you’re switching subjects at the drop of a hat now. The whole conversation was about you not understanding the whole concept of not judging one’s sins and now you’re trying to say that Americans need jobs or something like that. Admit it, you’re old and confused and don’t understand anything.
//bigot bigot bigot.//
Yes Stevie, you ARE a bigot, congratulations, you got that much right!
//and you don’t know jack about the bible so don’t go all holy on me.//
You blatantly said you don’t understand Matthew AND you ignore Jesus and his teachings, yet you claim to be a Christian. Congrats asshat, YOU don’t know jack about the bible, so YOU can’t get ‘all holy’ on anyone.
//liberals like you make my sick to my stomach. REAL JOBS.//
1. Explain why liberals are evil.
2. RANDOM SCREAMING!
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6:15 pm
you are 1 nasty piece of work you freak.
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6:31 pm
I’m not the one who has pictures of a gay killer clown, nor the one who thinks torture devices are awesome, nor am I the one who has an absolute hatred for life.
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4:10 pm
This is the craziest thing I have ever heard. You say you are moral, yet you are outright hating other human beings?? Gay people are humans who have hearts blood, and tears and we never CHOSE this lifestyle. You conveniently left out articles that implore gay households tend to be more stable for childen then some straight households. How many childen are caught in the crossfires of mom and dad’s divorce? I am the happiest gay man in the world because I have a STRAIGHT family who doesn’t believe in religeous bullshit because all it is is BULLSHIT. God was “created” by man to explain things that we couldn’t explain.
You are in fact the lowest form of humans because all you care about are these “catholic morals” which aren’t even morals at all. I don’t care if you are black, white, brown, green, gay, straight, jewish, whatever, as long as you are a GOOD human, that’s all that matters. Except you are not a good human. You are probably in the closet yourself (and don’t give me the 200% straight bullshit, I’ve heard that before and my friend Don married his husband years ago and enjoys his life. Actually please stay in the closet so you can stay miserable and see how everyone enjoys their lives and not you you fucking moron.
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5:42 pm
I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL!
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6:05 pm
Yes you are, just admit it.
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6:08 pm
So you admit you’re a bad person who has no morals and christianity is bullshit! Glad to hear. So how does it feel to feel badgered??? Now imagine being a 12 year old confused boy and everyone picks on him. Got it? Good. Now try to understand that this world offers nothing but DIVERSITY! And if you really can’t accept that, then I suggest you take a long walk off a short pier.
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6:11 pm
This internet gang bullying is really not appropriate on a Christian website. And where did I admit what you’re claiming? Please provide source.
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6:21 pm
You’re the one who started pushing first Stevie, don’t go running to mommy because we pushed back. As for your admittance, well, let’s see: you said you don’t care what Jesus said, you admit you hate gays, you admit you hate Mexicans, you wanted to bring torture devices back, you think America is the only country worth a damn, you continuously belittle women who appear, you call other journalists fraud, you admit to sexually assaulting someone and you’ve admitted that you know how the KKK works inside and out.
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6:21 pm
So it’s alright for YOU to bully us, but not for us to defend ourselves? You’re such a pathetic moron. And it’s what you didn’t say! All you clearly care about is that people know you aren’t a homosexual, which there is nothing wrong with BY THE WAY. So clearly you are a moron, a racist, a bigot, and a homophobe.
I don’t understand why you are such a hater of gays (and other races for that matter). There are way more important things in life to worry about: poverty around the world, cleaning hard drugs off the streets, and many many more.
What the fuck does it matter to you what I do in the privacy of my own home??!! It’s none of your business and I know I can say that I am at peace with who I am, and I sleep great night. I doubht you do.
Also, masturbation is considered extremely helpful, it decreases your chance of testicular cancer. Where are your sources for Doctors saying it’s bad to masturbate?
I think you are very very disturbed and quite possibly mentally ill.
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6:28 pm
cry me a river you pervert. in my day the police rounded you types up and put you in jail where you belong. but you’d probably like that, those latin shower rape gang and all the bunking with big muscled black panthers.
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6:36 pm
So you admit you want to walk over the rights of human beings, eh? Everyone who doesn’t agree with you is some freak, right?
Wow, I thought the whole point of choice was that people could become their own individual being. Apparently Stevie doesn’t think that, and Stevie believes he’s God.
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9:23 pm
Imagine being really smart and teased because you set the curve. Imagine being a Christian girl and bullied because you haven’t “done it” yet in seventh grade.
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6:35 pm
I would never wish rape upon someone. Ever, not even a sicko like you. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS LOVE. You are promoting hate, which is the worst thing in this world. Your “God” would never wish that upon anyone. How fucking dare you. Your karma is gonna come back and bite you in the ass and I hope it hurts you faggot. I can call you a faggot because you are. I and the other gay men and women who write here are not. And no I do not wish to be thrown in jail simply for who I am and I would not enjoy being raped. Fuck you are so disgusting. And I will NEVER cry you a river!
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6:38 pm
admit it, that’s your fantasy that whole steamy prison shower scene with a dozen porto ricans, i knew it! just admit it! admit it! you people drive me crazy. all that hate.
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6:44 pm
listen this world is too full of hate. i am sorry for getting carried away there, but it’s really your fault. i didn’t sleep well last night because of my tract problems and i’m exhausted and honestly you egged me on with your childish bile and then that comedian guy and his idiocy so let’s just beyond all this and you have to understand that i only want to love you and if you want to apologize like a man i will accept it. like the man that you are. god bless my friend and be safe.
stephenson
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6:51 pm
A. you are not my friend. b. Don’t fucking bless me cause God doesn’t exist C. Once you have apologized to the gay community and to the world what a dumbass you are, then MAYBE I will apologize. I have nothing to apologize for.
And it’s my fault? Where do you get that from? It’s your parents fault for raising you the way you are. Grow up, grow a set and be a BETTER man that you are right now.
I am a wonderful man who refuses to apologize for who I am.
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6:56 pm
//listen this world is too full of hate. i am sorry for getting carried away there, but it’s really your fault.//
That what you wanna tell your wife when you beat the shit out of her?
//i didn’t sleep well last night because of my tract problems and i’m exhausted and honestly you egged me on with your childish bile//
Again, that somethin’ you gonna tell your wife when you beat the shit out of her, assuming you somehow managed to get one? That it’s all her fault?
//and then that comedian guy and his idiocy so let’s just beyond all this and you have to understand that i only want to love you//
“I only want to love you, that’s why I insulted you, called you gay, and said you’d enjoy rape”.
//and if you want to apologize like a man i will accept it. like the man that you are. god bless my friend and be safe.//
You need to apologize you fatass. You need to apologize for all of the shit you’ve said. You need to apologize for all of the hate you’ve spewed, all of the people you’ve insulted, all of the information you’ve gotten completely wrong, and for lying about being an actual Christian. You’re no better than the Fred Phelps Fags, and you’ve even admitted that you like them. You are honestly the sickest fuck I have ever met in my entire life.
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7:53 pm
I have a urinary tract infection that just won’t go away. My doctor used to prescribe antibiotics for it but it’s just so expensive with health care costs to keep going back each and every time, old age, it’s not fun! You wouldn’t believe the stinging sensation I get in my tracts. I makes urination a difficult operation at best. And for this you want to tease me like a grammar school bully? I am practically arthritic in the middle of the night too and with my hip, I have to pile up about a dozen cushions just to get comfortable and there’s now a rash. So let me tell you a thing or two about the difficulties of life, because I’m too well acquainted with them. So give up your nonsense for once and admit your mistakes and we can all move on.
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8:18 pm
//I have a urinary tract infection that just won’t go away. My doctor used to prescribe antibiotics for it but it’s just so expensive with health care costs to keep going back each and every time, old age, it’s not fun! You wouldn’t believe the stinging sensation I get in my tracts. I makes urination a difficult operation at best.//
Yes, because it was absolutely necessary for me to know your peeing habits. Not only that, but you’re willing to tell people what it’s like when you go, yet you refuse to prove your credentials as an investigative journalist?
//And for this you want to tease me like a grammar school bully? I am practically arthritic in the middle of the night too and with my hip, I have to pile up about a dozen cushions just to get comfortable and there’s now a rash.//
I should care why? You don’t want to let up with your own insults and words towards people, why should I care if your hip goes out of place or whatever?
//So let me tell you a thing or two about the difficulties of life, because I’m too well acquainted with them. So give up your nonsense for once and admit your mistakes and we can all move on.//
I admit my mistakes when I make them. You, however, do not, and you refuse to. Not only that, but you’re wanting people to cry YOU a fucking river that ‘life’s so hard because I’m old’, yet you will say the most hateful, vile things imaginable. Why the fuck should I care about you when you do nothing but spew hate and lies?
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9:19 pm
These kids today have little respect for the blessing of life. They want to protect the wickedness of the world with kindness and then have old people put down like in that movie with Farrah Fawcett – Logan’s Rub or something.
http://www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/review_logan.jpg
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5:44 pm
Telling someone that ‘god’ blesses and loves them is like letting them know that Tinker Bell is upset with them because you forgot how to fly.
One should never concern themselves with imaginary things, nor their imaginary feelings.
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6:46 pm
Ok first of all it’s PUERTO RICANS (aren’t you a “journalist”?) and second of all, that’s not my fantasy at all. My fantasy is fucking Brad Pitt up the ass (nice visual huh? I thought so).
Now, “us people” have rights, like you do (althought yours ought to be revoked). We should throw YOU in jail in the steamy shower and see what happens…
Also, the catholic church has been known to sexually abuse little boys, is that ok?? I think the church is disgusting for abusing boys (and girls). Although that’s probably YOUR fantasy, you gross pedophile.
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6:51 pm
Stevie, you sure you don’t actually write gay fanfiction on the side? You seem to be absolutely obsessed with the idea of male-on-male sexual intercourse.
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6:54 pm
Lol agreed Comedian!
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8:02 pm
“I have a urinary tract infection that just won’t go away. My doctor used to prescribe antibiotics for it but it’s just so expensive with health care costs to keep going back each and every time, old age, it’s not fun! You wouldn’t believe the stinging sensation I get in my tracts. I makes urination a difficult operation at best.”
We do NOT need to know about that! You’re grotesque enough, the last thing we need to know about is your urinary tract, you sicko!
“And for this you want to tease me like a grammar school bully?”
You reap what you sow.
“I am practically arthritic in the middle of the night too and with my hip, I have to pile up about a dozen cushions just to get comfortable and there’s now a rash.”
Is this rash on the affected hip? Are you laying in one position for too long? This “rash” could actually be the beginnings of a pressure ulcer. Be sure that you change your position at least every 2 hours to avoid exacerbating this.
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9:19 pm
Thank you Claire. I wish I hope when I’m elderly I have a nurse as caring as you.
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9:58 pm
“Thank you Claire. I wish I hope when I’m elderly I have a nurse as caring as you.”
Oh, so now I’m caring? Because, according to you, I’m an angry teenager who stomps down the street in my black boots and kicks old men in the kneecaps.
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10:04 pm
Oh, by the way, if you can’t afford antibiotics, buy some freakin’ cranberry juice or cranberry capsules for crying out loud. Of course, what do I know? After all, I’m just a dumb female…
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10:23 pm
Doxycycline isn’t very expensive. $3.50 at the HealthWarehouse.
http://www.healthwarehouse.com/doxycycline-hyclate-100mg-tablets.html
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11:33 pm
It’s the doctor visits that are expensive.
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8:38 pm
You’re not getting any sympathy from me. Why should I care when you want me to be raped? I could care less and we don’t need to know your urinating habits, thanks. Maybe if you were a better person you wouldn’t have this problem. Karma’s a bitch ain’t it?
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9:20 pm
Joel, you are cold. I extended my hand in friendship and love and you just slapped it away.
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9:26 pm
Yes, you extended your hand of friendship moments after telling him that not only does he deserve to be raped, but that he’d enjoy it, then you tell him that it was his fault that you’re an old, crotchety fat bastard and that he needs to apologize.
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9:33 pm
I am a tireless advocate of sex-free prisons and for you to make such claims that I promote rape is sickening to me. I have known people who have suffered behind bars first hand, the grueling domination games, the awkward silences in the showers, the lonely nights. It’s not pretty and I ask that you please retract your statement young man.
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9:52 pm
//I am a tireless advocate of sex-free prisons and for you to make such claims that I promote rape is sickening to me.//
Oh really?
//but you’d probably like that, those latin shower rape gang and all the bunking with big muscled black panthers.//
//admit it, that’s your fantasy that whole steamy prison shower scene with a dozen porto ricans, i knew it! just admit it! admit it!//
Clearly sounds like you want this guy to be raped.
//I have known people who have suffered behind bars first hand, the grueling domination games, the awkward silences in the showers, the lonely nights. It’s not pretty and I ask that you please retract your statement young man.//
1. How do you know I’m young? I’ve said several times that I could very well be your age or older. The ONLY thing I have ever confirmed is that I am, in fact, a male, and always have been one. Do keep in mind Stevie, I throw the 50-year old range quite a bit.
2. Why should I retract my statement when it’s true? You hate the truth? Of course you do, you just don’t want to admit it. You want to be as far away from the truth as you possibly can. You literally just admitted that JoelE should be raped in jail and said that he’d like it. You’re the one who said it, I’m just echoing the truth, and now you’re trying threaten me and take MY Freedom of Speech away from me. Don’t like it when you’re fed your own medicine, do you Stevie?
3. Knowing you, the only way you’d know that sort of thing in prison in such detail is if you were thrown in the slammer yourself. Not hard to believe, what with you being a member of the KKK, admitting you touch children, and that you love torture devices.
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12:36 am
I am only cold in the manner you have treated gays and lesbians. I am simply giving you what you are dishing. Why should I be nice when it’s people like you who, when humanity takes a step forward, you make us take 5 steps back? This is reality. The gays have no interest in converting and/or recuriting anyone. If that is what you think we do, then you have been grossely misinformed. Do you have any idea WHY there are gay bars out there? It’s so that we can have a place where others like us can join, maybe find love, maybe find a one night stand, but straight bars do the same. The problem with people like you is that you were either taught to hate gays because, whoever probably told you this was scared. Scared of the unknown. Maybe you are straight, maybe a closeted gay, but you are scared. Why bother trying to knock someone down when you could do actual good in your life, like helping kids get off the streets? The gays don’t want to hurt anyone, it’s you who wants to hurt us. You realize, you are basically acting like a Hilter, Pol-Pot, Stalin. That’s not a compliment. Telling someone they should be raped is as bad as raping them yourself. How dare you throw that into the world, and as you put it “there’s already too much hate in the world”. My goal is to diminush hate, and promote love, and if you say you’re doing that as well, well you clearly have no idea how to love.
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5:17 am
Thanks for the apology little guy! Best of luck with it all! I love you, my friend!
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5:15 pm
Ya know Stevie, it helps if you actually read comments first THEN comment on them.
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12:05 am
I can’t believe there’s a human out there who is so ignorant, racist, judgmental, hypocritical,and un-open minded as Stephenson Billing or whatever. No wonder no woman has never married this in the closet homosexual. Next time your doing your “research” at a gay bar, hit me up. I’ll tell you ALL about bisexuality.
Even though, I’m pretty sure you couldn’t say anything more hateful than you have said in this article.
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12:58 am
Unless you personally apologize publicly and understand how wrong you are in the breeding of this hate for homosexuals, who are only trying to life their lives, I wouldn’t accept your friendship hand. It’s my personal policy to decline that offer when someone says I should be raped or believes the way I live is wrong. You are clinging to a book that’s how old? Well, it’s 2011 and if I remember correctly, things have changed since then. I pay my bills, I go to work, I don’t steal, I enjoy my life and what it has given me. I have gone throught hardships as well so you’re not the only one. What I have gone throught and fought for myself is mine and not yours and you can’t ever take that away. Also, why the HELL are you saying something and then retracting 5 minutes later, when all you gotta do is scroll up and see what you wrote????? You are not making sense and your whole philosphy is twisted.
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10:55 am
I have tried to be engaging, then nice, then forgiving, then compassionate. Now I’m just going to come out and say it– you’re just not that smart Joel. Oh well!
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1:39 pm
You have the patience of Job, Stephenson. You really walk the walk.
I clicked my first ever condemn on this Joel fellow, but I will include him in our prayers. I hope he can someday witness to fellow Christians his rebirth.
Praise be
BB
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3:19 am
and another idiot
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5:15 pm
This coming from the man-child who can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and believes in magic and fairy tales.
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4:48 am
This is genius. Great article, very funnier, but totally over-shadowed by the wonderful comments. We cope better than average with irony in London, all the rest of you posters: good attitude, wrong place! (but you are all lovely.)
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4:51 am
that was meant to say ‘funny’ not ‘funnier’. too early in the morning, not enough coffee.
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11:14 pm
Keep it in your pantaloons, Simon.
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4:41 pm
So brilliant, bravo.
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4:35 am
Very thought provoking Stephenson. I find it rather interesting how you expose the weakness of the flesh, and in the comments they expose the thinness of the skin. Myself? My weakness is antique doorknobs. Just the simplest thoughts of… NOPE! Not going to go there. Not now! It’s a filthy, filthy thing I do, yet I thank the lord I am not stricken by a ‘lifestyle’. I’m often drawn into tawdry excesses with vintage clasps, and latches. Yet I do enjoy the ability to sensibly dress myself.
I know I will never be accepted for who I am, and what I do. Yet I don’t wish for your acceptance, or that of anyone. If people accepted what I do, it probably wouldn’t be fun any more. Years ago I simply wished they would leave me alone in my bedroom, to do what I do, and they have, and I’m happy. I find those who constantly wish to move the goalposts to be… Well? It’s probably a lifestyle thing. And we should be sensitive of those who are condemned to lifestyles. I don’t need a parade to help me find my self esteem. I do though, think I should be allowed to marry the object of my choice. (Ha Ha! I joke! That’d be just creepy! If you new the object, you’d agree
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I know I’m messed up! But I live with it, and it works for me. And I don’t feel guilty, And I don’t need your acceptance. And if God did in fact make me this way, I can feel confident in the knowledge that God likes people like me. Or maybe I’m simply a tool of the Evil One?… Hmmm… Might have to pray on that!
Getting all stressed out and freaky on the Internet is just like bowling… Doesn’t matter what your score is, everyone knows your wearing ugly shoes.
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8:00 pm
What’s wrong with bowling shoes?
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7:50 pm
I had no idea the gays were such an epidemic.
Much like Iran there aren’t any in Florida thank god. It only makes sense that they stick to the urban areas in blue states, where its easier to hide in shadows, be employed as a bike courier and do designer drugs at raves.
If only Darwin was correct, then Gays would have to be spawn by Gays. Chalk up another win for Baby Jesus.
God Bless Y’all.
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5:19 am
Wow, It’s good to see that articles from “The Onion” are getting such wide distribution. I love satire. Very funny!
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8:46 am
This article assumes three things: that the gay bar defines the gay man, that all men are hopelessly attracted to anal sex, and that people in general are too weak and stupid to resist it. I don’t deny that these conditions exist in isolation, but if you, a presumably straight male, went into one of these establishments to research this article and got out unpenetrated, doesn’t that mean that you were able to resist the lure of anal sex? Doesn’t it also mean that others, straight and gay, would be equally capable of repelling the paws of old lechers? I don’t believe in recruitment. I believe there is a despairing desire to belong. Some see sex as the way to get that acceptance. They are wrong, but considering how many gay men have been rejected by family and friends for their orientation, where else are they to turn? You could argue for Jesus, but on a psychological level, why would anyone hurry to Jesus for acceptance if they’re told Jesus hates them for who they are? I argue for love, for the human love that Jesus professed again and again. In a state of love, be it parental, fraternal, platonic, romantic, or a matter of self-esteem, demons cannot reside. “Gay” is not the problem. A lack of love is. Build love, and you do the work of God.
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1:44 pm
As a journalist myself, I find it INCREDIBLY unethical to even comment on my published stories and columns. Now you are not only doing so, you are also attacking those people who are commenting on your story?
Also, I totally agree with what everyone here is saying. You have an incredible amount of detail in this editorial, so much talk about the sweat of the men and the pulsing atmosphere, I’m pretty sure you’re questioning yourself here, sir. I wonder how much time you put into “investigating” these gay bars, how long you stayed there, how much you participated in the name of “research” and how often you’re still going there.
Also, the usage of the words “investigative journalist” makes me sick. You’re a blogger with highly bigoted and editorialized opinion pieces. You disgust me.
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2:22 pm
I’m sorry but just reading the things you write stephenson really makes me sick…. look at you acting like you know what jesus wants…..first of all, we are all gods children and he loves every single one us for who we are. God makes you who you are for a reason, either straight, gay, or bi…..no where in the bible says anything about jesus saying THY SHALL NOT BE GAY…..you really need to cut this shit out and actually get a life….why don’t you write some other important things like the goverment and the stupid shit that they do….i TRULY think that you are gay but just don’t want to admit it….. I LOVE GAY PEOPLE….I LOVE ALL PEOPLE……. being gay has nothing to do with religion, trust me i’ve probably read the bible more then you did….and i’m only 28….. and there is nothing in there talking about gay…..THY SHALL NOT KILL….THY SHALL NOT LIE…..nothing in the 10 co. says anything about not being gay…… I have a 7 year old son….if he turns out gay later on in life, then i will love him for who he is….gay people are humans not animals or shit…..can’t see you how many people hate you….that’s sad….if i were you i would be afriad to walk out my house…..I’m just speaking the truth so if you get defended go fuck ur self because you have defended every gay person in the world you asshole….
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6:23 pm
Mmmm…Yummy. Can you post a list of some of these bars?
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3:21 pm
I read this article, and then went to the author’s Facebook page to learn more about him. Even given his obvious hatemongering, I was shocked to see that he “likes” Prussian Blue. This should be a red flag to anyone. Don’t engage him; just work to change minds about this kind of hate. What a sad guy.
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2:04 am
Romans 2:1…the author should try reading up on that one. and yes, he may say rebuke may be necessary to stop fellow brothers, but only if it’s in the moral wrong. and then the author may drag on that homosexuality may be a sin….but
lemme quote someone’s take on the bible and sin…
so is not treating your body like a temple. in deuteronomy, marriage is only valid if the woman is a virgin, and shoudl be executed if she is not…
anyone committing adultery should be stoned.
divorce is prohibited according to Mark
the phrase about homosexuality is referred within Leviticus…a 3000 YEAR OLD CODE FOR JEWS…which interestingly, in two chapters later says haircuts, tattoos, mixed fabrics, eating pork, shellfish, and playing with the skin of a pig (football) are all of the same acts of sin…
so…er…i reckon this means more than half of the US is going straight to hell, eh?
the problem with us christians today is that we pick and choose what’s right for us and what can be overlooked.
Look, the bible is a pretty good book, but it has to be rightfully applied by the times…besides, don’t you remember Jesus’ very last lesson before he died for us?
He tells us to forget the other rules, just forget it, just love one another, and everything’s gonna be just fine…I suppose in that aspect, I think homosexuals are much more open about loving others for who they are…
So Mr. Billings, I as a fellow rebuke you for your hatred for your fellow man, and your shameless way of using the Good Lord’s intentions to how you see fit.
If Jesus was right here, I think he’d give the gays a hug cause you hurt their feelings, and he’d smack the wiseassness out of you..^^
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9:17 am
WOW congrats you know more about being gay than most of us Christ-admiring gays who are trying to lead positive lives despite the genetic blessing that’s been placed upon us. ALL of the things in this piece that you try and paint in a negative light exist tenfold in the straight community and the fact that you’re trying to draw differences and paint a horrible picture of those that differ from you is so anti-Christian it’s not even funny. Spend your efforts and talents in communication in a way that betters humanity, not causes divides and reactions that aren’t even worth our time. God bless. Everyone.
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6:42 am
I am so happy that a true conservative Christian is prepared to speak out against the depravity of gay bars with their “barrel-chested black men who smell of cologne and lubricant…” It is absolutely right for someone to spend hours writing not just one article expressing their loathing of this lifestyle, but several articles because, let’s face it, a man expressing their desire and often love for another man is an abomination. It is the one thing that Jesus said all his followers should obsess about and he stated that it is MUCH worse than theft, murder or even bigotry. In fact, I think he asked the apostles to use a highlighter to emphasise this point in the scriptures.
He also made it clear that all conservative Christians should (in fact MUST) always choose this one thing to obsess about rather than worry about the fact they may be wearing garments made of two kinds of threads or may have eaten shellfish which are abominations only listed in small print in the scriptures.
But more than anything, it is so gratifying to see that someone is so Christian-spirited that they are prepared to doom themselves to the pits of hell by always casting the first stone despite clearly being a sinner and by deliberately making their fellow man suffer through their constant criticism and therefore always refusing to do unto their neighbour as they would have done unto them.
So well done. Your sacrifice of your soul is inspiration to all conservative Christians. Oh and by the way, what does lubricant smell like? Such a peculiar reference presumably points to some knowledge on the subject.
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8:22 pm
Good Sir, I must congratulate you for such an wonderfully eloquent and brutally honest review of the current deployment of our agents, though it pains me to see the how much joy you took in debunking the more insignificant elements of our comprehensive strategy, such as glitter and lube. I’m sure that my cousin (that addle-minded small-horned tool was a key supervisor on this project) and the other higher-ups down here are in a state of apoplexy over all this, given that they’re still dealing with the persistent impossibility of definitively doing away with those birth certificate rumors for you-know-who, but I’m sure my good Uncle, still on retainer at the Ministry as a consultant well after his retirement, will have some plan or another to get us back on track. I remind you that you still have yet to discover the true nature of our secret weapon the Gaga, and that we will always have masturbation on our side. Do please be on guard, as temptation is everywhere. Eternally yours, Felonius.
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9:46 am
This article is bias! Yes i agree that a Club in general can be a Harmful place. but with anything that you face in life you need to have faith and make the right choices. telling people that being gay is bad, and a horrible choice is nothing but judgmental and at that point you have no one to answer to but god. So look yourself in the mirror if your such a god loving person and tell yourself your right.
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9:24 pm
Oh my god this is brilliant, its soooo camp I thought it MUST have been written by a homosexual, it even made me feel a bit horny. Shame on you for being so manipulative….
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10:56 pm
Stay strong in Christ, don’t fall into the Homo-gay temptation.
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2:41 pm
Best way to do that is come out to cowboy country. Ain’t got no queers out here, we don’t. No life like ranch life. Beef, it’s what’s fer dinner.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
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8:51 pm
AIDS and Demons are all over this.
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12:43 pm
As a straight, christian woman I am offended by the blatant incorrectness of this article. Christians need acceptance on their side, not hate.
Writing aside, I thought the photos were pretty hot though. Plus, any christian folk wanting to avoid such sexy shots can find them here on Christwire.
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12:50 pm
going to go look for some more photos!
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11:38 pm
Thank you so much for writing this article! I really had become disillusioned with the gay club scene. Thanks to this article and it’s sensual, throbbing diction, my faith in the faggy underworld of unprotected debauchery has been renewed! No really, I definitely got the chubs a time or two reading this. Are you sure you don’t REALLY enjoy writing these? How do you go about “researching” these topics? Tell ALL, girlfriend!!!
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8:52 am
Wow man, you’re just so full of shit! :O
You’re not a Christian you’re a hater! Your religion is not Christianism but Hate, and I can’t believe you dear to speak “in name of the Lord”.
Christianity is suppose to be about loving your neighbor, forgiveness and faith.
Remember God makes no mistake, if he made someone gay (because their is clearly no choice in our sexual preference, the only choice is to live the life you’re made to live, or not) it has to be. And may I had that man has a prostate, it’s a biologic sexual organ in the male body, that is scientific, and has nothing to do with a personal believe or sexual preference. So how can you say that homosexuality is not “normal” when your body is biologically made to be able to sexually enjoy sodomy?
Their is an amazing thing called evolution, wich is the principe of growing better with time, and you sir stayed at the first step of it.
Anyway, I’m full of pity for you, your life must be really sad and grey to be so full of hate and to elaborate such a stupid and anti-productive speech.
God is love, you are Hate!
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6:10 pm
the best gay bar in tucson, arizona is the hotel congress!
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5:47 pm
Telling someone that ‘god’ blesses and loves them is like letting them know that Tinker Bell is upset with them because you forgot how to fly.
One should never concern themselves with imaginary things, nor their imaginary feelings.
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9:53 pm
This article was hysterically funny! You nut jobs sure are hilarious!
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1:50 pm
I love it when christian closeted homo’s always come out in articles without realizing it… xD
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5:01 pm
Hmmmm, I am the gay that left a note on the sodomy article. Again, you are covering a wide variety of different establishments. While there are many types of gay bars you leave out some details. Gay sports bars are places where gay men and lesbian women go to literally “watch the game” and not have to deal with unfriendly attitudes. I go with friends to Boxers in NYC all the time and there is no one there tricking straight men into thinking anything.
Most gay bars are not described above. They are neighborhood bars where many people, like heterosexuals do in straight bars, go after work to meet friends or just hang out. The vast majority are NOT visually depicted above. In fact, I have lived in NYC for ages and have NEVER seen the sights you show above.
Most of us just crave friendship and socializing, as most patrons of straight bars do. This site seems a bit sensational in the representation of gay/lesbian life. While this is almost comical to some degree it is actually frightening as you are really convincing people that this IS the way ALL gay and lesbian people live.
While that is sad and unfortunate you have a right to sensationalize anything you desire. I know this post will not change what you think of us but I believe it is important to speak reasonably as often as possible. Also, the pictures above look somewhat staged. At least one, I know of, is from a movies called Crusing, which was picketed by the gay and lesbian community for it’s inaccuracy and sensationalism.
The sad thing is that if the pictures were not staged I think the poor souls depicted are lost in drugs or something. This is also common among your straight children but I don’t see a fair representation of that here.
WHY not post something that explores depravity in both communities and looks at how to help anyone lost in a world of drugs and alcohol RATHER than using one lost group of people to judge one entire group. I just think that might be more Christian and productive then what this article strives to achieve. God bless and take care.
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11:28 pm
“And let’s not forget about the children”
NOO NOT THE CHILDREN!
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1:43 am
It seems this author knows quite a lot….very interesting… closet case? Come out my child!!!
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1:44 am
Ooh another thing….
Although showing qualities of been anti-gay he sells ad space to the gay sites!!!! Saw a link to a gay site! Thanks – Love it!
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5:32 pm
Poe’s Law in PURE effect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
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8:22 pm
Wow… it must suck to hate so much all the time. How can you call yourself a Christian?
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4:15 pm
Wow, you’re such a hot gay writer. You ought to consider switching web site.
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6:51 pm
Stop trying to convince youself you are not gay. You will be much more sane inside and outside. You dont need to be or do nothing special being gay. You can be a retrograd cristian if you want, and being in the celibate. but you CANOOT stop to being gay. Sorry. Asume it. Hold it. Get out the closet. Free your mind and stop your mental ilness (homophobic disease) out your mind and life. Peace and good luck in your journey to discover yourself. Its pretty far you are now from you need to go…
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10:56 pm
People, seriously, this is SATIRE–hilarious, spot-on satire. The author is clearly gay and is lampooning religiously motivated homophobia. Here is one gay man for whom Christwire.org is a favorite website. Y’all, settle down.
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9:35 pm
Does it make any sense to you that you’re only receiving negative feedback for this article, or that all of your comments have a negative rating? Do you understand the amount of generalizing you’ve done without any consideration for what’s actually out there? Or that you’re not protecting anyone, really, but broadcasting hate?
You know, there are millions of straight people out there that support gay people. Those straight people don’t need to be warned of the gay lifestyle. Where did your hatred come from?
I am a gay man, and I genuinely dislike the stereotypical gay image because it has given me an identity I don’t belong to. Meeting me, you wouldn’t know I was gay. I don’t go to gay bars, because I don’t feel the need to distinguish an environment for my beer drinking. I don’t feel the need to be raped by burly truckers, or dress up in women’s clothes. You’re perpetuating a stereotype that all gay people are the same, which is simply not true, and seems obviously false.
Why can’t you allow people to be people, and get on with the more important things in life? YOU’RE ALIVE! GO LIVE AND STOP ALL THIS OBSESSIVE NONSENSE!
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1:46 pm
If you crazies want to make me a martyr for my beliefs, what can I do? I still hold firmly to the ideals that made America the fabulous country that it is. God bless.
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12:17 pm
Praise Jesus!
Philbius Harrington Flandermaus
Director, Cowboy Youth Ministry
Baker City, Oregon
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3:18 am
Condemn everything that is not christian… way to go! just what Jesus preached…NOT! you retard! seriously? You are going to be sooooo shocked when you arrive at those gates you look so forward to arriving at… and God says: Sorry douche bag – but I taught love. And there you went and preached that I wanted you to actively HATE my people.
Jsus I wish I could be there at the same time.
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6:17 pm
OMG. As a straight man I’m seriously concerned for poor Mr Billings. Either he’s the most repressed gay man ever or he has some weird hatred/fear of a fictional world he created. That article reads like a 1950′s anti-gay detective novel written by a paranoid racist. I half expected him to refer to African American gay men as coloreds or spades. Are homosexuals really hatching communist plots in the back rooms of places called the “Anvil”? Come on man. So you don’t agree with their lifestyle choice but is it necessary to make them out to be godless monster who want to eat, or in this case fuck, our children. You would better serve your god and your faith by trying to open hearts rather then casting stones. Stop spreading this vile hate and for god sake stop treating journalism like your twisted escapism fantasy world. Be honest did you jerk off when you wrote this?
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12:15 pm
Many Homosexualists will pose as “straight” in a desperate attempt to lure Young Cowboys like the one pictured below to the cities, where they are ruined forever.
I spend countless hours and days touring the ranches of Eastern Oregon, Nevada, Idaho, and Montana, teaching Young Cowboys how to recognize and resist the tactics, and keep their taut, muscular, rodeo-hardened young bodies pure for Christ.
“Clint,” the American Cowboy wasn’t “born yesterday,” and with my help he can see STRAIGHT through your cheap recruiting effort!
Philbius Harrington Flandermaus
Director, Cowboy Youth Ministry
Baker City, Oregon
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3:11 am
WOW! here I was thinking that the most ridiculous thoughts I’d seen in a while came from Stephan Billings… but here you go and TOP the lot!
You cannot be serious?! you are saving cow boys from “the gays”LOL! jsus christ you people are FUCKING stooopid pillocks!
Phil Flanders…. You sir are an IDIOT!
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1:49 am
Fabulous!
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11:50 am
Who knew so many people (on both sides of the debate) could be so blind to what is clearly parody.
Bravo, Mr. Billings.
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12:00 pm
Calling the Message of Christ a “parody” is one of the many ways that Homosexualists spit in the face of God.
The Rev. Philbius Harrington Flandermaus
Director, Cowboy Youth Ministry
Baker City, Oregon
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3:32 am
No no – people get it – that you are the parody. Your name gives it away.
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3:14 am
dude… if your god believes what you believe…
we should do a lot more than spit!
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12:09 am
Dear Phil Flanders (Aren’t you on The Simpsons? Anyway I digress…)
There is no God, there is no religion, there is no heaven, there is no hell. If you start living a life of goodness with these facts in mind, you will learn to be a good person and take responsibility for your actions.
You won’t look to a ‘savior’ to ask for forgiveness when you know you have been bad. You will do the right thing from the beginning and cause no harm to others. This includes no more bigotry, racism, sexism, homophobia, etc, etc, etc.
It’s actually very simple with basic cognitive function. Funny how it appears impossible for most to grasp. No change that to sad…
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11:46 pm
This doesn’t just sound like a soft-core porno, this sounds like someone TRYING to write a softcore porno with the purpose of turning people on, not with the purpose of educating anyone.
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7:26 am
Firstly it sounds as if you need a little bit of penis yourself. Try kissing a man once. Get a little freaky. I guarantee our Lord is not going to look at you on Judgement Day and say, “You have practiced safe sexual acts with a human being who happens to have a penis. Even though this is your only flaw you are going to hell.” I mean come on. Really? It never ceases to amaze me how this community which I am becoming ashamed to be a part of not only picks and chooses which lessons to follow instead of bearing all in mind, but they are also always willing to jump on the band wagon. We as Christians follow the word of Christ, right? We love and revere God, but his Son is the most recent prophet and we choose him. Ergo we pay the most attention to the New Testament, and more so the later works than earlier. According to the New International Version of the King James bible circa 1984: “Peace be with you! As the father has sent me, I am sending you. Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive anyone his sins, they are forgiven; if you do not forgive them, they are not forgiven.” John 20:21-22 According to our God every single sin is equal in God’s eyes. The fact that a man makes love to another man, or that a woman makes love to another woman, or even the fact that a person is transgender is just as evil as you telling your children there is a Santa Claus. That is a lie! Not only is it a lie it is dishonorable to God by putting the emphasis of our Savior’s birth into a story tale. Gay sex, if it truly is sinful, is no more or less tolerable than what you we are doing to our environment! “The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it.” Genesis 2:15 Our mos basic, original intended purpose by God is to care for this earth. So the next time you are trying to judge a homosexual or bisexual or pan sexual or asexual or any of the above remember this. You are not perfect. The purpose of Christ is not to be perfect. It is to live your lives as fully, happily, and productively as possible according to God’s will and still be happy. Our God is a selfish God and we in return are selfish. Jesus died to save our sins so that we may be able to love God and still love ourselves despite the stupid things we do. Having said that, I don’t think the queer community is stupid. Or evil. Or wrong. I am saying even if it was Jesus does not need you to do these horrible things to his people. Whether you like it or not, they are still his people and he loves them.
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6:01 am
Man this article made me horny. Reminded me of the time I was in a leather bar and met Mr Billings whilst he was doing some “Research” for his article. He’s thorough in his methods, if nothing else. Man is his hole tight though, I could barely get my fist in there.
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11:06 am
Wowza! Steve (may I call you Steve, please, please, please?), what a picture you do paint. Wowza!
Why, I haven’t been so turned on since my salad days as a barely legal young bodybuilder with big biceps, massive hairy pecs (nips erect due to mis-using many a snakebite kit, to be sure), and hormones that just wouldn’t stop, not to mention the none-stop flow of hard, hard cash that my now Christ-committed ramrod would get me.
So glad I found Christ. His perfect ethnic body, so buffed and built through years of helping his daddy in the construction and carpentry trade, is all I dream about now.
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1:44 am
Sounds like the author had quite a good time, like the many who frequent gay bars and then preach against them to hide their own inclinations. And we’re glad he did enjoy himself, as that’s the whole point. God wants all to enjoy the lives he gave them.
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10:54 pm
Dear Mr. Billings,
We both came several times reading this article. Thanks for helping us out Mr. Billings, you’re a real hawtie.
Much love,
Adam & Steve
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2:29 pm
You don’t call him by his full name. He’s just Bill. Like Bill from King of the Hill, but our Bill is more pathetic.
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5:30 am
I like Picture 4
love me some gay boys :3
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2:22 pm
this was good for a laugh. very…1990′s for sure.
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5:14 pm
that article got me really horny. Does anyone else feel the same way?
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11:50 am
I couldn’t work out if this was comedy or serious. When I discovered it was serious I thought it made for brilliant comedy. I have been to hundreds of gay bars around the world and none were as exciting/freakish/wild as you have made out. And certainly none with the wild agendas you claim. Do you really think we are so organized to have agendas of recruitment and global domination while having sex 6 to 8 times a night? If we could do all of that, maybe we deserve to run the world. I would recommend taking your fantasy life out of your writing.
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8:35 am
Your an Idiot.
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8:36 am
Yeah – I got recruited too in the 90′s, I got a new toaster oven for “converting” lol
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4:22 pm
This is better than ‘The Onion’.
Too funny
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1:38 pm
Haha
My best friend is gay, and I have no doubt that if you, a supposedly straight male, came to one of the ‘dank pits of sin’ that he hangs out in, he would treat you with the utmost consideration and respect, regardless of the fact that you don’t do him the same courtesy.
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12:31 pm
what an interesting article into the vernacular of the modes day gay bar, dark rooms and glory holes oh my!
my only question is where are these places!
i shall make it my god loving mission to track these places down and wear all the top guys out by power bottoming my bleached stained white trash ass
yours
john, aka tarquin gay lord
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