The Seven Deadly Sins of Athiests
God has graced some of us with the courage and will to accept Jesus Christ into our hearts at this time of great trials and tribulations. However, God has also left us with plenty of work to do. In order to heal the world, atheism must be extinguished from the face of the earth. Rarely do we ever take the time to explain why it is that atheism is a scourge, so for your reading pleasure I have written here my correspondence with God on the matter of the sins of atheism.
1. Atheists have no problem holding hate in their heart, especially against those who have found God.
Atheists haven’t accepted Jesus Christ into their hearts, so there is plenty of room for the Devil to jump in, yell “SURPRISE!” and encourage them to fault others, hold grudges, and fear the unknown.
2. Atheists think they know.
Ever had to have more than a 30 second conversation with an atheist without arguing? It is impossible. Most atheists only care about one thing, and that is telling you that your belief in God is wrong. When you tell them that their disbelief is wrong, they go into a hissy fit. Sometimes they even try to argue that belief in God is no different than belief in a pasta monster. They don’t even seem to realize that God is not a man in the sky to anyone, God is EVERYWHERE. God is EVERYTHING. God’s hands are our hands. God’s breath is our breath. God’s eyes are our eyes! It is truly sad that the hate of atheists allows them to misunderstand us believers in God so much. To disbelieve in God is to claim that there is nothing.
3. Atheists are hypocrites.
Atheists always blame religion for all the world’s problems. They claim that religion creates hypocrites. They don’t stop there though, because they take the opportunity to distance themselves from believers by hating them for how they are. They chalk up belief to some kind of personality defect or psychological problem and move on. Meanwhile, they turn into a sniveling rat who can’t be around people who aren’t also atheists, because they can’t handle a little cognitive dissonance when their solipsistic worldview gets challenged, or worse, they realize they aren’t as happy as us believers. You don’t want to see the red-faced God-hating rat who notices that.
4. Atheists lie.
Atheists tell people, including their children, that God doesn’t exist and that Jesus Christ didn’t die for their sins. God does exist and Jesus Christ did die for our sins.
5. Atheists are cowardly.
Because atheists don’t believe in an afterlife, they fear death much more on average. Without having faith in God there is no grace for them in this world. Atheists are known to enjoy staying indoors, reading books other than the Bible (unless it is to satisfy some insecurity), and avoiding physical danger.
6. Atheists are disagreeable.
Atheists get most of their enjoyment in life from arguing with people. If it weren’t for that, there would be nothing to distract them from their suffering. Right now I’m doing the atheists a favor by giving them all a reason to live for another day, because that is just the sort of kind, charitable soul I am.
7. Atheists kill.
Atheists don’t have morals, so if cornered or threatened they will kill to save themselves. They will also kill to protect their possessions. If it weren’t for their money, they would be revealed for who they are. Some notable atheist murderers are Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and all of the people who comprised the militaries which executed their genocide of millions. Atheists will kill to get what they want if they can get away with it, because they have no reason not to. No morals, no path, no reason to love another human being. I’ll be lucky not to receive anger and threats about this article.

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8:38 pm
I really miss Stephen Bullingston.
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12:31 am
So I have to say, I normally just read and laugh out loud at these insane posts…but this one hit a nerve. Allow me to take each “sin” and offer my view:
1 – Faulting others is a sin right? But you bashing Atheists isn’t? I’ll come back to this with #3
2 – Again, you claiming that god is everywhere/everything is very much the opposite of us saying there is no god…
3 – Hypocrites – I think each one of your sins illustrates just how hypocritical this website is…I rest easier knowing not all religious Christians are like this.
4 – Lie…you mean like the way the church has lied about it’s priests activities with young boys, only to later be exposed?
5 – So staying in your residence, reading various texts while avoiding physical harm is a bad thing? Well, you got me there, can’t really defend that one.
6 – Well this one has wings too, since I’m obviously disagreeing with you…guess I should say thank you for doing whatever it is that you’re doing to keep me alive. I kinda thought me taking care of myself, being mindful of my environment, and not causing harm to anyone was what was really keeping me going…oh, snap, I’m doing it again!
7 – Everyone can kill…are we forgetting the Crusades? The Spanish Inquisition?
Keep up the great work, your site continuously manages to perplex me and make me think about just how awful something as wholesome as religion has been twisted.
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1:29 am
Lee, I understand why you are upset, but please be patient.
A) I don’t think anyone who red this actually believes any one of these.
B) Any open minded person knows that EVERYONE is an atheist to some degree (remember, “when you realize why you have forsaken all other gods, you will realize why I have forsaken yours”)
C) Whoever wrote this did so with a level of ignorance that most people don’t share, be they religious or not.
As for the Christians who will read this, I suppose many of my fellows do think they know, but anyone who just read that should understand the paradoxical nature of the phrase itself – philosophy discussion/discource on free will and self awareness, anyone?
After all, don’t you think you know? Quite frankly, atheists in general are probably more likely to be the first ones to tell you they have absolutely no idea what happens after death. Neither does your clergyman. Seriously.
Atheists are more willing to question things. Things about the inconsistencies in the bible. Why the bible was only scientifically accurate to the time it was written? Why is Jesus the Messiah since he didn’t fulfill the prophecies in the OT? Lots and lots and lots of questions. Mind you, I have spoken to many people from the clergy. None have ever answered a single question with any sort of logic or reason. So then we ask ourselves why we would make a choice to buy into this.
So we’re clear, I too take offense with the “no morals” issue. But I have no need to prove to any of you anything about myself, I can just sit here and feel smug
BTW, just so we’re clear, like 90% of the military is Christian in the US. They killed over 100,000 innocent civilians in Iraq. Not to protect anyone or anything, just because someone told them to. Wherein lies the morality in that? If they truly believed God’s law was greater, why would they do such things? Or can Christians and Atheists finally agree on something – that something being that people like that really aren’t Christians anyway?
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1:29 am
Wow. I was really scared there for awhile. I had to research if this was a satirical site. Glad it is. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law
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2:37 am
As a Christian teen I agree. Atheists should all be killed and thrown into a fire. I pulled out my bible in class the other day but my teacher made me put it up. I hope she is killed and thrown into a fire too.
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7:55 am
I want to be thrown on your fire. Please throw me on your fire, I’m cold, and because I’m so cold I’m feeling particularly disagreeable.
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6:07 am
You like if people get killed? Satan will love you?
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2:42 am
The atheists I know personally are the most kind, honest and gentle people I know. Most of them act far more Christ-like than many Christians I have met. Any Christian who wishes death on another group of human beings should probably take another look at the true foundation of their religion.
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11:14 am
You know what I hate about atheists? Their hair. I mean, really… just all that hair everywhere. What’s THAT all about?
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1:20 pm
Jesus was a hippie.
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5:31 pm
OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOTTTT!
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11:12 pm
Everything about this stupid article made me take a poo and then eat it. Then I fisted my shit hole and rubbed the delicious corn laden poo all over my body and lapped it up like a cat. Meyow!
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4:55 pm
hahaha she protrayed the christian fundamentalist quite easily no ?
oh and By the way Mao was Buddhist I found an article about that not so Long ago
and also they didnt fight for ATHEISM but for FREEDOM against IMPERIALISM
compared to the crusade spanish inquisition witch Hunt and many more wars as well who is from christian bashing on other religion
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12:20 am
Everything you said is really what happens with you extremist christians, I am not atheist, but not christian either, but all you guys do is judge and criticize everyone you hate change and fear anything different
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2:42 pm
Soo wait.. atheists hold hate in their heart when they’re trying to make the world a better place.. and people like you spread hate for basically every race, gays, those who are mentally and physically challenged, andwomens rights? You people must be stupid, you want the days when women were in the kitchen, gays were in the closet, blacks were in the cotton fields, and Mexicans and Asians were in their countries, I’ve read quite a few of your articles, you people make me sick
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10:27 pm
Wow…really??
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