Asians Attempt to Destroy Sun: Ruin Solar System for Caucasians
In another unforeseen consequence of the Tower of Babel, a new link in a in a long assault chain on mankind has been revealed.
Asia has long been a pestilence on the rest of the world. Among its history shines:
SARS
Giant Robots
Pearl Harbor
Sex toys aimed at kids
Chopsticks
Kids loudly Playing Marco Polo while you are trying to relax poolside
Bird Flu
North Korea
Hello Kitty
Un-American cars
Wide angle sunglasses
Anime
Crazy video games that don’t make any sense.
Asian Carp
4Chan
Now Asians have their own “Asian Sun” and are trying to destroy the sun that most Caucasians rely on for life.
Asian Holes Drilled in sun: 
Japan’s Hinode sun-watching satellite photographed the sun’s two coronal holes on Feb. 1. In the image, one coronal hole appears near the top center of the sun while another one — a polar coronal hole — is visible near the bottom of the view.
But don’t worry; experts say the holes don’t pose a threat to the whole Earth.
Anonymous chrisTwire sources have learned that Asians do not rely on our sun , but instead have their own “Asian Sun” that provides them with nutrients and will not only live, but thrive once our sun is destroyed.
North Idaho reverend August P Brinkle has advised all his parishioners to take whatever steps are needed to save the Caucasian way of life.
Rev A P Brinkle:
“I hereby urge all Americans to contact their government officials immediately and demand that we stop the destruction of our God-given Caucasian Sun”
Calls to the State Department, NASA, Japanese Space Program and China went unanswered.http://www.ruralnorthwest.com/
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Author: tdomf_15f10
4:51 pm
We should have nuked Tokyo when we had the chance.
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8:57 am
Agreed. Those devil Chinese people!
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It’s not too late for that! When Sarah Palin is president, she will do the job.
God bless her.
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4:58 pm
Oh, I’m calling bullshit on this.
Everyone on Earth is under the same sun. The satellite in question photographed coronal holes in the Sun; they didn’t CAUSE them. Saying that they’re trying to destroy “the sun for Caucasians” is beyond ridiculous.
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5:23 pm
Remain in silence, unplugged incubator.
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Hah. No, cumbucket.
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8:40 pm
Adam “I’m not sexist, I just view women as incubators” Nelson.
Adam “I’m not racist, I just hate anybody who isn’t white” Nelson.
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9:24 am
You two need to quit reading that feminist trash. You only make yourselves look foolish with foul language (RD) and “I know you are, but what am I” (Claire) responses.
A mature Christian woman, sanctified and anointed in grace knows how to ride a man’s ass to Bethlehem.
Stop braiding each other’s armpit hair and get right with the Lord.
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9:45 am
Stop getting down on all fours and sucking the cock of every man who comes near you, Bitcham. Have some respect for your own gender, whore.
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2:06 pm
Not everyone finds your fantasy life exciting, except yourself and RD. Keep up the hate and foul language. It has no impact on me. I like the way your clear reasoning gives sway to trash talk. It is a Godless trait.
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11:30 pm
This is a troll/parody site. U got trolled.
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MeAwesome!
This is an intriguing and very controversial subject. No wonder you are concerned for your safety. I’ve always thought the Marco Polo “game” was a mind trick, now because of your investigative work I’m armed with knowledge when I travel to the winter home in Florida.
You are a blessing to us all. I am thrilled for you to have this work published.
Praise be a thousand internets clicks!
BB
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5:24 pm
Marco Polo was Venetian (i.e., from Venice). You know, in Italy. He TRAVELED to Asia. And at the time most people thought the sun revolved around the earth. Not likely they were thinking of destroying the sun, either in Europe or Asia.
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5:46 pm
How would you know? Do you sit on the council for the secret Asian Cabal? Are you part of the asian plot for universal dominance? For all we know Marco Polo could have been planted by the asians just to throw non-believers like you off guard.
Obviously all of the evidence points towards the asian conspiracy.
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11:32 pm
Again this is a parody/troll site.
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6:42 pm
could you be more obvious of a troll MeAwesome then the other people on this site.
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8:09 pm
this says it all for me
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8:08 am
“Asia has long been a pestilence on the rest of the world.”
Gee, MeAwesome, why are you so full of hate?
“Now Asians have their own “Asian Sun” and are trying to destroy the sun that most Caucasians rely on for life.”
I see nothing in that article indicating that the brown dwarf is being used in any way by anybody on earth.
“Anonymous chrisTwire sources have learned that Asians do not rely on our sun , but instead have their own “Asian Sun” that provides them with nutrients and will not only live, but thrive once our sun is destroyed.”
In other words: “I’m pulling stuff out of my ass”. How about you get some LEGITIMATE sources before writing nonsense articles like this.
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12:12 pm
Claire,
Where is there any hate? Yes the continent has been a plague on mankind, but I don’t blame any people or any individual. I suppose you could hate Ebola, but not the people in Africa that carry it.
And I never used the term “Brown” Dwarf to describe their star. That is truly a racist comment by you. Why does color have to always be an issue for you? Why can’t we see people as equals?
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1:18 pm
There is hate all over your “article”. For example:
“In another unforeseen consequence of the Tower of Babel, a new link in a in a long assault chain on mankind has been revealed.
Asia has long been a pestilence on the rest of the world.”
“Now Asians have their own “Asian Sun” and are trying to destroy the sun that most Caucasians rely on for life.”
“Anonymous chrisTwire sources have learned that Asians do not rely on our sun , but instead have their own “Asian Sun” that provides them with nutrients and will not only live, but thrive once our sun is destroyed.”
If saying that an entire ethnicity, and their continent, has “long been a pestilence on the rest of the world” isn’t a prime example of hatred, I don’t know what is.
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1:43 pm
RD,
Did I blame them or try to incite violence against them? No! And them getting their life from a different hidden sun is science not hate.
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1:51 pm
“Did I blame them or try to incite violence against them? No!”
You stated QUITE CLEARLY that “Asia has long been a pestilence on the rest of the world”, to QUOTE you, and then followed it with a list of things that are Asian in origin, especially diseases and things that are “bad”, such as Pearl Harbor and “un-American cars”. That’s assigning blame.
You also quoted an alleged reverend as needing to take steps necessary to “preserve the Caucasian way of life”. Again, blame and warning against Asians.
“And them getting their life from a different hidden sun is science not hate.”
You can’t quote any actual sources on that, and only say that your “sources” are “anonymous chrisTwire sources”. That’s not science; that’s you making things up on the fly.
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2:48 pm
“especially diseases”
If people are diseased its not their fault. I listed a bunch of things including asian carp. You see what you want to see.
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10:16 pm
“Claire,
Where is there any hate? Yes the continent has been a plague on mankind, but I don’t blame any people or any individual.”
The majority of the things on that list are manmade. Thus, you are blaming the Asian people. And chopsticks? What the hell is wrong with chopsticks?
“And I never used the term “Brown” Dwarf to describe their star. That is truly a racist comment by you. Why does color have to always be an issue for you? Why can’t we see people as equals?”
If you had actually READ the article that you posted, you would know that your so-called “Asian sun” is a celestial body known as a Brown Dwarf.
http://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/cosmic_classroom/cosmic_reference/brown_dwarfs.html
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11:31 pm
I suppose you like things like SARS or bird flu?? When is the last time you heard of a terrible disease originating in North America?
Chopsticks are just plain evil. Most are disposable, ruining precious trees and our air, leading to “global warning”. Times that by a billion people and you got climate change there alone. And try eating soup with them.
And now you list Caltech? Do we even accredit Mexican universities?
You have failed to point out one piece of hate.
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8:27 am
“I suppose you like things like SARS or bird flu??”
Did I say I do?
“Chopsticks are just plain evil. Most are disposable, ruining precious trees and our air, leading to “global warning”. Times that by a billion people and you got climate change there alone.”
What about the millions of people in America who use plastic cutlery, paper plates, and paper napkins?
“And now you list Caltech? Do we even accredit Mexican universities?”
So what, now southern California isn’t part of the United States? This coming from the man who lives in Buttphuck, Idaho. How many people live in Idaho? Two? Regardless, Idaho is one of the many armpits of America. Congratulations. How’s the potato business going for you?
“You have failed to point out one piece of hate.”
No, I have not. As I said, the majority of the things on that list are manmade. Therefore, you are blaming many of the woes of the world on the Asian people.
By the way, you have failed to provide a valid source that backs up your claim that the Asians have their “own hidden sun”.
More info on Brown Dwarfs, since you apparently don’t trust CalTech.
http://astro.berkeley.edu/~basri/bdwarfs/index.html
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9:57 am
“What about the millions of people in America who use plastic cutlery, paper plates, and paper napkins?”
Do you know where those products come from? Asia!
Southern Idaho has potatoes, that’s Mormon land. Nothern Idaho has mountains, lakes, skiing rivers.
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1:23 pm
I don’t know. Maybe for once little Claire Bear is on to something (about the source thing).
Genesis said that, “And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also, and God saw that it was good.” It does not say anything about a second Sun – and surely The Provident would not do anything to harm the (Caucasian) American way?
Ah, I know – this must be a test, a temptation. Those who falter will stray to worship the false Sun, and we shall be able to tell who are the real Patriots and who are american band-wagoners. Behold Christwire readers! I beseech you to stand firm against the infidels, stay steadfast and live a life pure of Hello Kitty and sex toys.
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1:48 pm
Agreed,
Claire’s sudden use of scripture and God’s love is an inspiration.
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8:30 am
“Claire’s sudden use of scripture and God’s love is an inspiration.”
Considering how I’ve never read the wad of toilet paper you call the bible, I don’t see how or why I would use scripture. Please point out to me where I did.
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2:02 pm
MeAwesome, why do you like to troll so hard? Are you Tyson’s or someone else’s alternate name just so they can talk shit without making anyone suspicious?
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2:10 pm
Like everyone knows you’re Edward Blake?
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2:51 pm
Comedian
Not sure why you care.
I think you better than anyone should know that Tyson isn’t afraid to speak what’s on his mind.
Actually I’m RD’s neighbor.
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3:01 pm
“Actually I’m RD’s neighbor.”
Thank Set, Anubis, and Horus that you aren’t.
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3:36 pm
Why do you deny me to your heathen gods?
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4:37 pm
I’m agnostic, with a lean towards paganism. You’ve no right to call my religion or god(s) of choice “heathen gods”, unless I can call you a filthy, judgmental heathen.
Two, you live in Idaho. I don’t live near the Washington-Idaho border. You aren’t my neighbour in the LEAST.
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4:42 pm
Why do you deny what school you go to?
You can call me whatever you want, I still love you neighbor.
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4:48 pm
Because I don’t go to the school you think I do. Stop assuming things like that. As my father said, “Don’t assume. It makes an ‘ass’ of ‘u’ and ‘me’.”
Barring the creepiness of the statement, “You can call me whatever you want, I still love you neighbor”, you can’t possibly “love” me as your “neighbor”, because you fail to stand up against articles that are clearly biased and hateful if they are written by Abe, Tyson, Blanche, Billings, or anyone who claims to be “Christian”. By keeping silent and implicitly (or, in some cases, explicitly) agreeing with them, you are making clear your hatred of feminism, women, homosexuality, non-Christians, and non-Americans.
Instead of doing anything to change anyone’s opinion of you, you go and write one of your own, one that cites NO sources whatsoever (save articles from this site, which isn’t citing a source at all), after whining about how we (Claire, Comedian, Millennium, and I) fail to cite sources in our own writing. Do you see how hypocritical you are yet?
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4:58 pm
You don’t deny many of the crazy things said in these posts either. I don’t blame you for them.
And you so obviously go to 1 of 2 schools, Ill respect your internets privacy though.
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3:53 pm
RD – Many times in the Bible we are called to love our neighbour. Our neighbour is not just the person who lives next door to us – and may not even be from the same country.
I commend you to read Leviticus 19:18, Matthew 19:19, Mark 12:28-34 and Romans 13:9. Give some thoughts to it tonight: Who is your neighbour? Think of times when you have found it difficult to love your neighbour (like MeAwesome). Why did you find it difficult? How will your attitude towards others change in the light of these passages?
In Christ, W. P. Stephens
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4:35 pm
One: I’m not Christian. Or Catholic. I’m agnostic, and if I were to choose a religion, it’d probably be paganism. Telling me to read verses from the Bible and the Acts of the Apostles won’t do anything for me. I spent years of Sunday School as a kid being told the exact same things; as an adult, I’ve learned that most people don’t read the entire Bible, but only pick and choose what they read and practice. It disgusts me almost as much as this site does.
Two: Why don’t you and MeAwesome take a look at those verses, perhaps even recommend them to people on this site who claim to be Christian? All I see on this site is hate, bias, and fear. Why would each and every article here attack foreigners, homosexuals, feminism, and the like? It’s hardly an example of “love thy neighbour as thyself”, unless these people hate themselves.
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10:55 am
Forgiveness is only available to the repentant, not the agnostic. Your argument isn’t particularly clever nor does it reveal a mature understanding of Christ’s teachings. I believe you did attend Sunday school, but fell short in your understanding.
According to the word, did Judas Iscariot deserve forgiveness? I think it is clear he did, but he committed suicide rather than coming to terms with his sin and asking for forgiveness.
Forgiveness isn’t a whitewash for all the sins of the world or your sins. It must be sought after by the individual with effort and contrition, something you missed in Sunday school.
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2:16 pm
Did I ASK for forgiveness? No. I asked for you to all get your heads out of your collective asses, re-read the Bible (particularly the New Testament), and actually THINK about what Jesus taught. You aren’t “Christians” or “Catholics”; you’re a bunch of people who use a religious text as a way of justifying your behaviour, and ignore what the text ACTUALLY says.
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2:33 pm
By not asking you condemn yourself. That knowledge seems to upset you.
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2:36 pm
Why would I want forgiveness from a group of hateful, fear-mongering, bigoted morons, such as you, Tyson, and the like? I see nothing that I must be “forgiven” for. I’m not perfect, true, but, if being a feminist, agnostic, and a lesbian is going to get me sent to Hell, then I welcome it.
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2:52 pm
Meh. If you think you can live with yourself, good luck with that.
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8:25 pm
Touché good sir, touché.
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10:30 am
dear god somebody hit a 20 on the 10 scale of stupid here.
i mean sweet jesus on a pogostick where’s the sane lead to jump into this mess of insanity?
well let us start with the obviously retardet siecnce. how would brown dwarf so far away in any way provide life for asian people in a way that the sun we currently have does not do for us all seeing as the earth is turning all the time? actually how would i susteain life period? it’s so freaking far away and i don’t even think a brown dwarf can sustain life to begin with. btw before i forget for the love of god calling racists for calling it a brown star? it’s no more racists than calling the big yellow thing in the sky the sun when it’s clearly god obviously right? just because you do not understand sience on even the basic termonolgy level does not mean you get a free pass on spouting nonsense.
and where the fuck did you pull that “asian sun” bullcrap anyway? it’s not in the article you quote that clearly call it tyche and explains why.
and yeah that is hate. the same kind of hate we show towards you. so either admit that you are hateing a nation or admit that all me claire and comedian and RD and all the others do is loveing you so much that even jesus is jelous of our capacity for love.
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2:11 pm
You obviously need to re-read the article.
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8:33 am
You know what really grinds my gears? When Christians say bullshit things like “I still love you neighbor”. Cut the crap, okay? We don’t want you to love us, nor do we believe for one second that you do love us. You’re just trying to appear loving so that you’ll win the favor of your “god” and go to heaven. So enough is enough. We’re not falling for it – we never have and we never will.
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12:04 pm
“Do you know where those products come from? Asia!”
If American corporations didn’t sell them and if Americans didn’t demand them, Asia would have no need to produce them!
“Southern Idaho has potatoes, that’s Mormon land. Nothern Idaho has mountains, lakes, skiing rivers.”
Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.
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11:35 pm
I don’t use plastic utensils. No one I know uses them. The only people I know who use them are typical liberals who don’t care about things as long as they can blame others.
And have you ever been to north Idaho? It’s more beautiful than you could ever imagine.
http://www.idahoscenics.com/coeurdalenephotos.htm
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11:40 pm
My whole family is liberal and we don’t use plastic utensils or paper plates.
No, I have never been to Idaho. I have no desire to go to sexist, racist republican land.
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12:00 am
I’ve been to taxachusetts several times. Its too bad you are so prejudice.
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12:10 am
Too bad we’re so prejudiced? Hmm, last time I checked, Massachusetts allowed gay marriage.
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12:17 am
Your prejudice in judging a whole state you have never been too is appalling. Idaho, for good or bad, is probably the most tolerant libertarian state there is.
Also read up on your Taxachussets same sex “marriage” laws. It’s hardly complete and all marriages, even though allowed are then only “pending”.
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11:41 pm
MeAwesome,
Got my nails done today. I asked the Asians about their secret sun. Everyone was talking and laughing until that point and then they didn’t want to talk to me and every one of them stopped doing nails and got on their cell phones. I may have mentioned you.
You might want to pack a few things in case you need to leave in a hurry.
BB
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11:52 pm
They were simply securing you a spot in the psych ward of the local hospital. They have your straight jacket ready and everything.
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12:03 am
Interesting story BB. We have some Chinese in county building a levy; they are very good wall builders you know.
They seemed to be on a whole different calendar than we are. And you know ours is based on the sun.
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12:19 am
“Also read up on your Taxachussets same sex “marriage” laws. It’s hardly complete and all marriages, even though allowed are then only “pending”.”
Tell that to my lesbian neighbors who are very legally married.
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12:22 am
Look it up. Im sure they call themselves “married”. But the government dosent.
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12:25 am
Actually the government considers them very much married. They even had a parade for them and several newspaper articles featuring them on the fifth anniversary of the marriage.
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12:28 am
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/10/12/feds_appeal_mass_rulings_against_us_marriage_law/
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12:37 am
http://www.pomona.edu/magazine/pcmsp06/FStwomoms.shtml
My parents, as well as over 200 other guests, attended their WEDDING.
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12:40 am
Ok, gotcha. The quantity of people and your parents determine who is legally married.
Our federal Obama government is what has Massachusetts marriages “pending” you can look it up even on your wikis.
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12:45 am
Well the “Obama government” has no ruling over the marriage of my neighbors, considering how they got married in 2004. They are legally married. Would you like their freaking telephone number so you can ask them yourself?
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12:50 am
If any gay couple could confirm their marriage on a long distance phone call, I suppose there would be legal gay marriages everywhere.
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12:52 am
Then I suggest you contact Cambridge City Hall.
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12:55 am
I tried “617-349-4000”, they are closed.
I know how much liberals like the wikis so you can look here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_Massachusetts
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1:00 am
Gee, I wonder why they’re closed – maybe because it’s 12:58 AM here?
And you’re one to talk about liberals and wikipedia, considering how you seem to have a raging boner for “Conservapedia”.
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1:04 am
I gave it to you thinking it would be the only source you would believe.
I’m starting to think you are just stalling for some reason, are you Asian?
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2:09 pm
How am I stalling? And why are you under the impression that Asians stall?
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1:29 pm
You are stalling because the word is out about the sun. You also seem to really want to change the subject.
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1:51 pm
Hey, I have an idea. How about you cite some VALID sources before making such an outrageous claim about Asians having their own sun?
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9:04 pm
You only see what you want to Claire. Open your mind to reality.
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9:14 pm
Hmm, seems to me that the one stalling here is you.
I’m waiting for valid sources. Post them.
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9:35 pm
I’m waiting for valid sources…
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9:52 pm
I have posted more facts than you have for your articles
But my sources are Astrophysicists John Matese and Daniel Whitmire from the University of Louisiana at Lafayette.
I have some questions for you?
1. These attacks on christwire, were they from computers made in Asia?
2. Where is Billings?
3. The story that BB tells above, isn’t that a little strange to you? And then the attacks started right after?
4. Even stranger, how come not a single person seems to have asked why Billings is missing?
5. How come Asians need their own calendar?
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10:01 pm
Yeah, that’s because my articles don’t make outrageous claims like that the Asians have their own “hidden” sun.
University of Louisiana? Do we even accredit redneck universities?
1. That computer you’re on right now, was it made in Asia?
2. Jail, most likely
3. No
4. Last time I asked, Boners got his panties in a twist and screamed something about Billings being allowed to have vacation time, or something like that. We’ve all learned that Billings’ prison sentences are a touchy issue around here and that it’s better to just not ask.
5. I’m sure they ask the same thing of us
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10:03 pm
Funny responses for a premature spinster. Praise click 4 you.
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10:06 pm
And a “condemn click” for you for being so stupid as to think that I give two craps about “praise clicks”.
Too bad I can’t give you two “condemn clicks” for using “4″ in place of “for”.
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10:16 pm
Why so full of hate? I was trying to compliment you.
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11:40 pm
I feel certain the manicurist thugs are in on this. They kept saying 贪婪的人.
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12:58 am
maybe blanche if you could read their language you would know what it’s mean or are you too retarded to learn a new language ?
the attack oon christwire were made in USA and europe
why billings is missing we don’t care
what we care is you know nothing about asian
Unamerican car what Nobody else can create their own car what about the european made car
your car are made with asian piece believe it or not
My conclusion : 1 you are either a Troll
or 2. you are jealous that Asian are better than american in every aspect
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1:00 am
How do you know about the attack?
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1:07 pm
“Why so full of hate? I was trying to compliment you.”
By calling me a “premature spinster”?
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1:17 pm
In jest. You don’t have much of a sense of humor. You have called me far worse and I don’t take it offensively. I apologize for offending you.
Spinster: Used today, the term “spinster” describes any woman that remains unmarried and childless past the conventional age for marrying.
Premature: Taking place earlier than anticipated
Just a joke.
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1:26 pm
Wow dude, just wow. I know what “spinster” means, and I CERTAINLY know what “premature” means. Let’s not forget here that YOU are the dumbass, Mr. “penises are made of bone”.
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1:38 pm
Definitely no sense of humor…
And just like you think abe sleeps with horses.com is a real site.
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5:10 pm
“And just like you think abe sleeps with horses.com is a real site.”
You honestly think that I put abefuckshorses.com as a source because I thought it was a real site? You’re even dumber than I thought…
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5:25 pm
So you can have a sense of humor and others can’t?
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6:54 pm
“So you can have a sense of humor and others can’t?”
I see nothing humorous about Abe and his horse fetish.
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9:34 pm
I’d laugh, but this is a little insulting.
THESE are negative?
Some are just hilarious, but if Hello Kitty’s evil I’m a rubber duck.
Giant Robots
Chopsticks
Kids loudly Playing Marco Polo while you are trying to relax poolside
Hello Kitty
Un-American cars
Wide angle sunglasses
Anime
Crazy video games that don’t make any sense.
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6:39 pm
Fucking fail fail fail. U should not b alive. U r a racist chickenfuck who deserves to die. If there is a god, I hope bigots go to hell
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