A new trend is rising here in our little world, my friends. A group of so called “intellectuals” are challenging our great and powerful lord, Jesus Christ. These people call themselves “Atheists,” and they aim to ruin our Sundays. No more will we be able to enjoy waking up early on Sunday, getting dressed in our best clothing we bought from Wal-mart near the frozen chicken, and sit in a large room with no A/C hearing our preachers tell us where we will go when we die. How dare them!
I was confronted by one of these sinners Saturday morning when I was going door to door spreading the glorious word of God. He kept going on about how he was busy and that I was inconveniencing him. Don’t you think it was an inconvenience to Jesus Christ when they nailed him to the cross to die for our sins?
Instead of abiding by the life lessons of the Bible, these heathens listen to such maniacs like Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens. I had to look those people up because I don’t read such blasphemy.
What if this Atheism trend spreads? What will we do in a Godless world? I know what we will do, and it won’t be pretty. It will be directly out of the book of Revelations:
“And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.”
Revelation, 20. 13
These blasphemers will lead to all of us paying for their sins. I fear there may be too many species of animals to put on a new Ark to save from God’s wrath. Do Atheists hate animals too? Who knows what purpose these people serve on God’s Earth? They hate God, they hate animals, they hate church, and they most likely hate our military.