Chinese Superscientists Create “Katrina Caliber” Solar Flares
The Sleeping Dragon of Red Chinese Communism has awakened and it has already found the most deadly fire to rain upon the home of each and every American.
China has long sought to overtake America, but like the rest of the world cowers beneath the clouds of our nuclear might. For over 70 years, our nation has taken for granted the unprecedented peace our weapons and military superiority has bought for the world.
Now, the calculating Chinese have emerged and threaten to burn all the bridges of peace we have constructed between countless nations.
Imminent: The world got a taster of the sun's explosive power last week with the strongest solar eruption in five years (white flash, centre) sent a torrent of charged plasma hurtling towards the world. Scientists believe we are overdue a ferocious solar storm
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The Chinese have literally found a way to master the heats of hell as a primary weapon.
Only weeks after Chinese Dictator Hu Jintao stepped foot into the White House, US intelligence official warn about a new form of solar nuclear testing NASA has detected upon the Sun.
Astronomers today warned that mankind is vulnerable to a major solar storm. Their brilliance excelling beyond the creation of simple weather machines, Chinese scientists have mastered the ability cause massive solar flares that are so precise in explosively Asian calculations, that American astronomers are warning the planet “should prepare for a Katrina-style global disaster”.
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10:28 am
I wish I were war advisor during World War II, because Tokyo, Beijing, Moscow, Berlin, Paris, Florence and London would be listed on modern maps as “Scorched Earth”.
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12:11 pm
Adam,
I think most readers agree with your statement. Looking back, these actions would have saved us and the load a world of trouble and expense. Hindsight is 20/20 they say.
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12:45 pm
I think most readers think Adam is an idiot and doesn’t follow Christian teachings.
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7:08 pm
“I think most readers agree with your statement.”
You confused, pathetic little man. You could not possibly be more wrong. Take it from someone who’s been on here since 2008, okay newbie? Most readers on here would nominate Real Adam Nelson for the Biggest Douche in the Universe Award in a heartbeat. He’d win it, too, and you’d be runner-up.
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7:10 pm
Newbie, eh? So you pull the seniority card?
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7:23 pm
“Newbie, eh? So you pull the seniority card?”
Yes. I’ve been here since 2008 and have a much better idea of how the other readers view Real Adam than you do.
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2:21 pm
//I wish I were war advisor during World War II, because Tokyo, Beijing, Moscow, Berlin, Paris, Florence and London would be listed on modern maps as “Scorched Earth”.//
Yet you don’t want to destroy the world, right? Just, ya know, kill off our allies who supported us and asked for our help and commit acts of evil beyond all belief.
Seriously fuckwad, explain how killing off our allies would have been a ‘good’ thing and ensured peace. How would becoming the world’s largest villain helped us out?
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12:01 pm
so in other word you gonna destroy europe and asia ?
you are very sick maybe I should Kill you myself after all you are the sickest man in the world
oh and solar tempest is actually rare but not man made
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7:16 pm
Millenniu, you’re being fallacious. I said nothing about destroying Europe or Asia. The big problem with both people is they lack humility and are very warlike. Even after saving Europe in WWII, we find they are still mean-spirited and didn’t have the big wake up moment after we dragged them from the brink of destruction or desolation at the heels of a cold Soviet or Nazi dictator’s leather boot.
If we had wiped out a few capitals, the people would have given paused before the might of the American standard and they would have been loyal to our ways of peace. They would have been more subservient to God and all of the wars since WWII would have been less likely to happen. Moscow is the biggest city that needed a nuking.
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7:25 pm
“I said nothing about destroying Europe or Asia.”
Then how do you explain this?
“I wish I were war advisor during World War II, because Tokyo, Beijing, Moscow, Berlin, Paris, Florence and London would be listed on modern maps as “Scorched Earth”.”
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9:48 pm
//I said nothing about destroying Europe or Asia.//
Right, you just want to blow up their capitals because you don’t like them.
//The big problem with both people is they lack humility and are very warlike.//
Yet wanting to drop bombs and thinking you’re the best damn guy in the world is what you consider a shining example of the exact opposite, right?
//Even after saving Europe in WWII, we find they are still mean-spirited and didn’t have the big wake up moment after we dragged them from the brink of destruction or desolation at the heels of a cold Soviet or Nazi dictator’s leather boot.//
Because if they don’t do exactly what America wants them to do, then they don’t deserve life. It’s with or against all the way, including how to live your own damn life.
//If we had wiped out a few capitals, the people would have given paused before the might of the American standard and they would have been loyal to our ways of peace.//
Or they would have teamed up and said that America’s gone batshit insane and attacked us. Did you forget that we only had two nukes around? We’d bomb a couple of places and then everyone would have been on our asses in seconds.
//They would have been more subservient to God and all of the wars since WWII would have been less likely to happen. Moscow is the biggest city that needed a nuking.//
Except nuclear warfare was invented in WWII, so moot point is moot.
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7:30 pm
@ Claire,
Nowhere in there did I say I wanted to destroy Europe or Asia. I only wanted to silence many capitals with a nuclear hush, so that the remaining people could appreciate American authority and peace. It worked pretty well with Japan.
We only had to scorch two cities and fire bomb the other, and now they are among our most staunch and respected allies.
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7:46 pm
Oh, I see, you only want to destroy PARTS of Asia and Europe. Well, that just makes it all fine and dandy, then…
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9:42 pm
//We only had to scorch two cities and fire bomb the other, and now they are among our most staunch and respected allies.//
Then why do you call them dirty and evil if they’re our allies and you admit this fact? You believe everything they do is ‘anti-American’ or some ridiculous bullshit.
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8:10 pm
Not even that, Claire. Being a supposed female I know geography may be a bit complex for your more concrete-oriented mental bauplan, but you have to understand that Europe and Asia are quite vast. Wiping clean a few cities in the 1940s would have lead to a more peaceful world today.
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8:30 pm
Adam, go fuck yourself up the ass with something hard and sandpapery.
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9:50 pm
Europe and Asia are pretty massive, yes. You still want to destroy the major cities of both continents, though? Even those belonging to our allies in World War II?
Gods, you’re a fucking idiot.
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