Christina Aguilera Flubs National Anthem During Super Bowl, A Case for Generational Green Card Accredidation
- Each year, a singer renown for strong vocal or public presence is given the honor of singing one of this nation’s great anthem of freedom. This year a Latin American woman named Christina Aguilera received the honor of performing a song written into the heart of every kindergarten child in America.
A cursory look through Wikipedia reveals this Aguilera is touted for a four-octave vocal range and stage presence, while a visual assessment shows her instinctive female penchant for shaking her exposed chest like a panicked Tijuana slapcow with two swords in the back, matador’s cheering “Ole!” in delight while her udders dance about in entertaining shame and disgrace.
What I’m saying here is this girl looks morally questionable, what some what could a ‘T-Bell burrito special’ or ‘barrio’s ama de cama’ in the Spanish vernacular. It’s all the same, while the package may look good and even smell good on the outside, within it’s all grimy grease and spent products that will rot the most hardened intestine.
This is not sexist, it is simply a frank assessment of a woman who allegedly used Wikipedia to look up the national anthem to this country. What child does not know the words to this song? What person goes to an event watched by 114 million people, to only ruin everything within the first five minutes of coverage?
With a classic Maddowesque move, Aguilera proved herself to be like most women in the spotlight. Without true talent, with a big mouth and prominent features that excite the audience with lustful temptation or seething fury.
Revelations about the ineptness of women aside, there is a bigger issue here. Immigration and nationalization.
America is oft called the great melting pot, a place where all flavors of people can find a home. The problem is that in today’s world, not all flavors want to assimilate and blend with the national recipe. Such antics leads to a bad taste and gut-wrenched gumbo spewing all over the place, much like what was witnessed at Super Bowl party after Super Bowl party across America after Aguilera’s offensively atrocious performance.
Somewhere along the line, Aguilera’s grandparents or parents forgot to teach their daughter the core values of being an American woman. Keep it classy, keep it proud, and above all else, keep offensive things within. We witness that born into this woman, was not a sense of American decency.
The problem we see with this clown-painted temptress is simple: she’s the product of a generational immigration issue.
When foreign people come to America for citizenship, they are required to take a test. If they can pass the test, they can get a green card and become a transient American.
The problem we see and it is very prominent in Aguilera’s home state of New York, is that there is a cultural institution of defiance in the families of 20th century immigrants.
Instead of fully embracing America’s Puritan-oriented culture, we find that in Mexican-Hispanic barrios a constant color schema of bright pink and yellow third-world adobe homes, greasy foods of unknown product constituency and even worse, horrible music that does not match traditional cultured chord progression that rests easier upon the American ear.
Perhaps that is why Aguilera’s screeching anthem rendition caused an economic surge in mute button replacement?
When we look across ‘demographic broadstroke’ neighborhoods, be they Mexican barrios, Irish woptowns, black ghettos or even Indian reservations, we see this culture of people who are here on a green card’s promises, not passing on American values they vowed to expose to their children. This is a major problem.
So why does Aguilera look like a 2 peso marijuana queen dancing before the moonlit pyramids of Oaxaca? Is it Hollywood, or is it her parents?
I’m voting the latter. When you look at international pictures, you’ll notice a sultry slutiness that embodies every woman you see as you go further south of the equatorial border. Euphemism aside, the smirk on your face indicates your realization of this fact.
America has a major problem: immigrants.
Their families are dragging down the national strength of this country. It is bad enough that we have women masquerading in the work of men, but just as we see in even Hollywood, we have kids who are the products of lazy parenting and do not even know the correct words to our national anthem.
How can we expect these people to have pride in this nation, when in their familial view it is bringing the third-world to the free world. Our economy is collapsing. Our military, growing weak. Why do we grow more like other nations?
Because we are letting other nations come to us, breeding new litters of Ecuadorian, Irish, African and every other 3-worldican ethics in their children, who will then grow up to bring the worst of the world into the workplaces, schools and we see even tvs of our nation.
The solution to this is simple. If a person comes to this country, they must agree that every single descendant of theirs will agree to Green Card Accredidation.
Every year, they will be accessed by the government to ensure they know the basic knowledge of every American: name, the President, important dates, our international enemies, terror-screening, American-oriented trivia and morality.
These post-generational children can be educated. They will not lose citizenship, but be taught decency, respect and job values that will let them better contribute to our culture.
These are the among the core fundamentals shared by all Americans and that has let our 50 states join each other in a calm status of peace. If we continue to allow woman like Christina Aguilera flaunt their little sin seething heinies on stage, all while flapping their mouths with nonsense spewing into the ears of every home in America, we may as well prepare to see the horrors of Egypt in our backyards.
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Author: Derek Van Buren
11:25 pm
Thank you for sharing this. That second picture is truly disturbing. Can you imagine if that was your wife that was happening to? Where is the outrage??
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11:41 pm
She is a villain to America!
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12:09 am
Agreed
I’d put her in Americas all-time 10 worst enemies.
1, Benidict Arnold
2, Athiests
3, France
four, Christina Aguilera
5, Phish fans.
6, Lucifer
7, Muslims
8, Internets
9, Facebooks Wikipedialeaks
10, Bill Murray
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11:50 am
You classify the internet as an enemy but spend much of your time online posting drivel on boards such as this one. Seems hypocritical of you.
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8:31 am
America’s worst enemies.
1. Lack of religious and racial tolerance that seethes through the underbelly of your culture
2. General ignorance to the history and culture of any country outside of your o
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11:46 pm
Joan Rivers looked better in the Go Daddy ad.
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11:49 pm
I never liked christina aguilera but saying how sexist is the legend under the photo it’s make you worst than her
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5:28 pm
She has also become quite fat lately.
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6:21 pm
1. Christina flubbed one line of the national anthem as over a hundred million people were watching…she could have been nervous, emotional, and simply drew a blank under the pressure. This happens. Singers forget words. Even to patriotic songs. It doesn’t necessarily mean she never knew them. Her not knowing the lyrics is the basis to this entire article.
2. I don’t see how immigration has anything to do with an American pop singer forgetting words to a song. Christina was born in New York.
3. Christina is a philanthropist. Just take a look at all she’s done, and it’s obvious that she’s contributed more to society than this judgmental writer will ever in his life time.
4. I believe this article has butchered so many American and Christian values it makes me sick. We have sexism, prejudice, racism, slander, denying freedom of religion, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Yet I forgive him for what he’s done.
5. Is this article a farce? A satire?…it’s hard to believe that the writer is serious. If it is a satirical piece, bravo.
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8:18 pm
Oh shit a chick messed up a song in front of 114 million people. You try singing in front of that many people and try not to mess up. I personally hate her singing, but shes human, she can make mistakes.
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3:21 am
In all fairness people do make mistakes…But, This woman is a professional singer who performs for large audiences all the time. And being the nature of this particular event, The rehearsal procedure should have left no room for mistakes…this was a program not only viewed by nearly all americans it was viewed by people from all over this planet. Also the rendition of the National Anthem should never be altered…this isnt a cover tune to change to your liking this is our National Anthem! And for this writer to post the trash he calls an article deserves pulled down, Mr. Van Buren you would better yourself and show these people you are a man of integrity to make a formal apology for your words in this so called article. America is a melting pot of all nationalities and once they become an American Citizen they ARE AMERICAN!your nationality stops from that point and you are considered American. The only true American in that sense is Native American Indians the rest are ALL IMMIGRANTS! I am a Genealogist and can tell you the name Van Buren is not native american
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1:36 pm
“I am a Genealogist…”
Just what this Mexican trollop needs.
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12:51 pm
Thanks for posting these awesome photos. I totally just beat off.
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6:10 pm
I came so hard look at thse picture my panties got soaked. Then I fisted my cunt until my panties slipped in and soak up all the wet juices. I totally sniffed them and came again!
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8:30 pm
You sound lonely… awwww.
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6:32 am
Oh, I do hope this site is a joke. So many bigoted slurs on one page has got to be. American decency???? HAHAHAHAHAH When was that EVER part of American culture? Irish woptowns? What century is this from? You think she dresses and acts that way because she is inherently that way? No, she does it because it sells albums, millions of them, to millions of Americans. And seriously, if it were THAT offensive, why are there so many pictures of half-naked women on this page… or this whole site?
Lemme guess, in Derek’s perfect world, women would be like Stepford wives and everyone would be blonde and Protestant. It sounds familiar… Oh! yeah, that idea was alive and well about 70 years ago in Europe! And after we Americans redeemed them… those traitors went on to become socialists.
American culture IS immigration, always has been, and that is what makes it so strong and great. If you don’t agree, why don’t you go back to your socialist, clog-wearing, cheese-making Holland or Denmark or wherever your kind came from, Mr. Van Buren?
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1:38 pm
What God wants to know is: why do you hate America so much?
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1:59 pm
true christina is a talentless hack. and yet she still infinitly more worthy of respect than all you retardet christwire posters combined.
if you wish people to asimilate to american culture then go live in a big tent with a bird on your head whille smokeing you brains out in pot and be the first in line to do so you fucking hypocrit.
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7:54 pm
People! Stop being like Maddow. This whole website just makes fun of everything. Don’t take it serious. This is the greatest site ever. Keep it up. Also, great job today on Wilkow.
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8:26 pm
Not only did she mess up the words…the whole song was hard to listen to.
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7:32 pm
LMAO, people actually think this is real, have any of you morons ever heard of Satire!!
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9:08 am
This site can’t be real, there’s NO way people could be serious like this! Keep up the good work, I’m running out of internet porn sites to look at!!
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7:30 pm
This article is primarily composed of hate and bigotry.
Anyone who takes the opinions shown by this website seriously is close minded beyond saving.
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7:33 pm
That’s very closed minded of you Ralph.
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10:07 pm
Just as lovingly as can be, I must tell you that you are so bigoted for pointing out that Ralph is full of hate for denouncing that despicable article about that horrible spicky type person who cannot know, for some reason, how to sing that pretty-awful anthem.
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12:17 am
Very loving of you to put words in my mouth. I can see you are one of those free speech for people that agree with me progrssives. Too intelectual for the rest of us.
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9:16 am
You guys are all sick fucks. First off Christina Aguilera was born in america you fucking idiots, shes not even spanish. You guys preach hate and try to scare your children into living horrible lives. I promise it will be your kids going to hell, if there even is one. I hope you walk outside today, all of you in a large group, and a fucking meteorite falls and kills you all. The world would be a better place without freaks like you. Go suck a bag of baby dicks. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU you fucking donkey raping ass licking dildo shoving cult followers.
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