Gadafi Is Not Shot, It is Just A Lieberal Media Rumor

Abe
• ChristWire
February 25, 2011 5:34 am31 comments

Dear friends, as I woke up today to get an early started on my Thank Goodness it is Friday show, I saw horror terrorist at the gas pump.  Prices said $3.97!  $3.97 per gallon and it is sick.  I remember when President Bush was in office it all cost not even a dollar 2.80 and Obama is a sick man!

But I digress.  There is a big issue here and it is Gaddafi.  He is not shot.  It is a liberal lie!

I want to clear this up because it is not good to lie.  God warns that in the Bible, liars will burn with gays and murderes so you know it just gets under his pure white skin.

Now listen, it is early but I need to clear this up.  Kadfagi is not dead.  Him is alive and you oil barrens, stop being scared little liberal sally whips and raising the oil prices because you are scared about oil futures.

Today to I cheered with delight and jumped up and down when I heard that mean people killing Gadafi had been shot straight to hell but now we see what happens if he gets shot.  Our prices of oil goes up.

Gadafi is still alive and well and is fighting.  If it means our oil prices stay lower, I say we defend Gadafi and keep him alive!  Let us put down the rebellion.  Sorry Libya, but I need to not pay $3.97 at the pump.   If it means you have to put up with the G man a bit longer, so be it.  My wallet is affected so your little flag burning teenage rebellion will have to wait to a better time.

Gaddafi is not okay.  Be confident, investors.  We need lower gas prices.

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31 Comments

  • “$3.97 per gallon and it is sick. I remember when President Bush was in office it all cost not even a dollar 2.80 and Obama is a sick man!”

    Gas prices back home are constantly around $3.50-$4 per gallon, and have only risen since Bush started his little wars in the Middle East during his first term. Your argument is invalid.

    “There is a big issue here and it is Gaddafi. He is not shot. It is a liberal lie!”

    But members on this site, like ChristianCrusader and even Jack Gould, have been going on about that all day. Does that mean that they’re liberals?

    “I want to clear this up because it is not good to lie. God warns that in the Bible, liars will burn with gays and murderes so you know it just gets under his pure white skin.”

    Huh. Bible never said anything about that. Weird.

    “Gadafi is still alive and well and is fighting. If it means our oil prices stay lower, I say we defend Gadafi and keep him alive! Let us put down the rebellion. Sorry Libya, but I need to not pay $3.97 at the pump. If it means you have to put up with the G man a bit longer, so be it. My wallet is affected so your little flag burning teenage rebellion will have to wait to a better time.”

    So, back in the American Revolution, we should have stopped because Britain needed our taxes and resources, and our “little flag burning teenage rebellion” needed to wait for a “better time”, because it was affecting their wallets?

    Nice double standard there. You want other countries to have democracy, but only if it doesn’t risk affecting your personal finances.

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    • Tyson Bowers III

      “Gas prices back home are constantly around $3.50-$4 per gallon, and have only risen since Bush started his little wars in the Middle East during his first term. Your argument is invalid.”

      Hmmmmmm are you sure about this? I would research a little more.

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      • Considering that I LIVED there, and that it was a constant complaint of my parents from seventh grade onward, I don’t need to do more “research”. It’s called personal experience, dumbass. High gas prices in my hometown have become almost normal; we get surprised when the prices are BELOW $3.75, at this point.

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        • Washington State does not have a income tax and instead adds several taxes to gasoline.

          While this does reflect on the price of gas, you have to take it with a grain of salt as you should deduct from the price the amount you would have paid in income taxes.
          However I just drove across Washington this week, I saw nothing approaching that high. Where about is it $4?

          http://www.eia.doe.gov/oil_gas/petroleum/data_publications/wrgp/padd_washington_mini_report.html

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          • “Washington State does not have a income tax”

            No, we don’t have an income tax, but we do have property and sales taxes.

            “However I just drove across Washington this week, I saw nothing approaching that high. Where about is it $4?”

            Did you drive everywhere in the state? Clearly not.

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          • Yes there is property and sales. Thats exactly my point, I was trying to agree with you for goodness sakes. (Cant you have a regular conversation???) And list an explination why gas is higher in washington.
            4$ is very high though. All I asked is where. Prices are posted online and 4$ for premium would be very hi. Sure if you were from Republic or Kettle falls maybe, but most the state should be @3.25ish now, and that is a 2 year high.

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  • “All I asked is where.”

    That’s akin to asking where I LIVE, dumbass. It’s a small town, and getting there is difficult. That’s all you need to know.

    “Prices are posted online and 4$ for premium would be very hi.”

    I’m discussing the price for regular.

    “Sure if you were from Republic or Kettle falls maybe, but most the state should be @3.25ish now, and that is a 2 year high.”

    Clearly, where I live, $3.75 has become a surprising low.

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    • Dumbass? Wow, you could have politley said rural northcentral washington or something. Or could have politley declined for privacy reasons. Why so angry?

      And the highs for washington are listed on the radio every morning. Down to the gas station. Ill belive you and that they can be wrong or can miss something. But thats much higher than anything listed.

      Yesterday you were pleading for samity with other people, but instead you just call me dumbass. You really know how to make people think your cause is irrational.

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      • “Wow, you could have politley said rural northcentral washington or something. Or could have politley declined for privacy reasons. Why so angry?”

        Because you annoyed me by asking where I lived. That’s a huge problem on the internet.

        “And the highs for washington are listed on the radio every morning. Down to the gas station. Ill belive you and that they can be wrong or can miss something. But thats much higher than anything listed.”

        I’ve never heard such a thing, and I’ve listened to local radio and NPR in the car with my dad in the past. Besides that, where I live is a pretty small, difficult-to-reach town. Why would people on the radio care about us?

        “Yesterday you were pleading for samity with other people, but instead you just call me dumbass. You really know how to make people think your cause is irrational.”

        What “cause”? Have I ever claimed to have a cause on this site?

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        • You have stated spreading tolarance as a cause.

          “Because you annoyed me by asking where I lived. That’s a huge problem on the internet.”

          Then be generic or politley decline.

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          • Being tolerant of others’ beliefs and opinions makes far more sense than decrying all non-Christian, non-heterosexual, non-White, pro-feminism, non-right-wing Republican, non-Americans to hell, or calling them names.

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          • You call people names way more than most do here. I cant see where I do any of thost things.

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  • U.R.A. Redneck Motherfucker

    Funny how this site is so quick to jump on the “Gaddhafi is shot” bandwagon http://christwire.org/2011/02/gaddafi-shot-american-prophecy-realized/ and then blame “liberals” when it’s not true. Christwire = the idiot religious arm of Faux News. Here’s your new slogan: Christwire: We’re never wrong and no matter what, it’s the liberals and homos fault.

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  • so abe you are only willing to care if careing does not affect you(or ofcourse rewards you)? is that what jesus thought. i must have gotten the wrong bible. i’d like to read your version where jesus says “fuck you guys, why should i die for your sins? die for your own fucking sins bastards”… sounds a lot more awesome
    the pil prices are high because oil is a rare resource and the people who has some they could sell you don’t like you…and even if you stop buying there’s still a market… oh and you can’t stop buying even if you want.

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  • Yeah, gas prices here were nearly $4. Obama has his share of the blame in all of this but Libya does too. If it means we can lower prices we should send in our armies to stabilize the country and secure the safe flow of the oil.

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    • So, the invasion of a foreign country, and the subsequent murder of innocent people in Libya, is okay, as long as it keeps your gasoline prices low?

      Gods, you are a sick, sick man.

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      • Adam does not need low gas prices; he could afford to fill up at any price. He’s worried about people who can’t afford to heat their homes or get their kids to the dentist. Do you really want kid’s teeth rotting away?

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        • “Adam does not need low gas prices; he could afford to fill up at any price. He’s worried about people who can’t afford to heat their homes or get their kids to the dentist. Do you really want kid’s teeth rotting away?”

          First of all, Adam doesn’t give a dying moose’s last shit about poor people. He’s constantly complaining about “welfare moms”. Second, there is no justification for murdering thousands of innocent people (that’s what would happen – remember Iraq?) just for oil.

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          • But you would rather millions of africans die?

            Ive been there to help, ive seen what happens to that continent when gas prices go up.

            They go to war with each other over whats left, they steal the medicines we give them and sell them to china before their people get them so they can buy more guns from russia.

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          • more gun from Russia ?

            you know most of the african middleeastern weapon comes from USA ? ( I didnt said ALL the weapon )

            You never been here because if you really went here you would know the truth

            medicine being sold to China ah what a Big Joke, they don’t need medicine made in some factory

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          • Yes Russian arms are popular black market items in Africa. American weapons are used there also, but more on the up and up and less black market. I have made seven trips there.

            Medicines we deliver to Africa are often stolen and sold on the black market to china. China is huge in resold, counterfeit and black market goods. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/07/070716132436.htm

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      • No. I’m saying you liberals like to have it all ways. When we tried to stay out of WWII, everyone still complains. America didn’t join soon enough! Then, when we join and beat back the Germans and silence Japan with a warm blanket of comforting peace, we hear you liberals squawk that America has no right to join.

        There is a genocide? Where is America! The second we do something about it and beat down the murderers. We get lambasted.

        I’m tired of the cycle. You bleeding hearts are clueless and President Washington was right: we should have stayed out of European nonsense. But it is too late now and the world needs us.

        If Libya has to live under Gadafi for decades more so I can have lower gas prices. So be it.

        It is not because I want the people to suffer, it is just a matter of principle. Let’s say we go in there and stop Gadafi from murdering his people in cold blood. That’s what is going on. He’s bringing in outside fighters to beat down his people’s Constitutional right to protest and not be killed.

        He’s being a murderous dictator but we should just let him. Why? Because the international court of public opinion will demonize us the second we fix Libya. Because no one will thank us for enduring higher gas prices and further economic stress for the country at large in doing this.

        I’m tired of America paying out and then getting sh*t upon by foreign asshats and lemming liberals like you. Enough is enough. Yeah, let Gadafi ransack his people. See if we give a crap.

        Let dictators rule these people. If they want to mess with our oil, let us rain down our full potential of hell on them. Let’s not hold back. Let’s ransack and rip apart to claim oil for the G8.

        We can rule these cave skulled haters with a power never seen, but we refuse to do it. Why? Because we are decent, and yet, no credit for that.

        So if Gadafi wants to flex his power and he’s not done this since the late 80s, you are probably too young to remember, but I have memories of this guy. He can get really ugly and he is not going to back down. He will literally wipe out all of Libya just to say he is in power. He hates everyone.

        He hates America. He hates Al-Qaeda. He will make anyone a scapegoat in a matter of seconds, if only to appeal to his ego. But guess what?

        We will embargo him. We will freeze his assets. We will drop relief supplies to the people. We may even send in special forces and just like President Reagan tried to do to this monster in 1986, wipe him out so his people could be freed. Yeah, that’s right. Reagan said something like this would happen and tried to take him out. Guess who was there squawking and demonizing President Reagan for trying to do this?

        People just like you. All of this has already played out in Libya before and it will happen again and again. I’m tired of it and every other situation like this. This time, let’s just say screw it.

        Let the dictator hold his power, keep exporting our oil and we can have peace. The price makes no difference to me, it can could up ten fold and it would make no difference. But in principle, it’s time we let things work to our advantage and start being every bit as selfish, vindictive and hardline as every liberal and foreign dog delusionist say we are.

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        • “He’s bringing in outside fighters to beat down his people’s Constitutional right to protest and not be killed.”

          Do they have that right in Libya? Did you read their laws and Constitution (if they have one)? We have that right in America, sure, but not everyone else has it, you ignorant prick.

          All you preach is how America needs to bomb, invade, and/or nuke every single country that doesn’t bow down to us and hand over their oil and resources. That’s not spreading democracy or saving people. That’s serving your own selfish interests, and there is a HUGE difference.

          I don’t approve of anyone dying. But we don’t need to “invade” Libya to oust their dictator, just to have them beholden to us. That’s just sick and wrong.

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        • Adam, we don’t believe for one second that you give a crap about the victims of genocide. You’re the same douchebag who said that if you had the power if god you would have given the Haitians the plague long ago. You’re the same douchebag who has wet dreams about nuking the middle east.

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    • Its important to mention that everyone benefits from the safe flow of oil.

      When oil supplies are tight, do you know who is the first to get cut off from it?
      Third world countries, poor Africans can’t get medicines donated because they can’t get gas. Next is the poor. Meals on wheels in our state had to cut services because of higher gas prices until donors stepped in.
      When we call for stabilizing gas prices we don’t do it for ourselves. I can afford gas, I worked hard in life so I don’t have to worry about such things. But I know other people rely on cheap oil.

      America’s oil efforts benefit the whole world. Especially the country and workers producing the oil.

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    • Oh dear, us poor, poor Americans and our previous oil.

      You don’t deserve to breathe the air of this earth, Adam.

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  • 1st of all it’s me who have told you that Gaddhafi (kadhafi) was not shot and I am a Liberal (well in Canada I’m not since Liberals sucks the same tea pot than conservative)

    2nd Libya is the 14th producer of Oil in other word even if they stop producing Oil for whatever reason it doesn’t affect the gas price in anyform possible

    In resumee you want to defend a Tyrant and didactor and Oppress People

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    • You dont think libia has an effect on oil prices???????

      http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/oil_prices

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      • it’s affect on One day wow it’s started since egypt so we don’t actually know Maybe it’s egypt, after all it’s the 3rd exporter of Oil in the world ?

        You never thought about that I guess ?

        And if gaddhafi stay like you Implies the people won’t work anymore and run away so one way or another the price will be High

        and the gas price started to increase since Egyptian rebellion and most people don’t even know if Libya is in the cause or not

        But IF libya is in the cause ( I said IF )

        and you want Gaddhafi to “stay” the People won’t work anymore the prices will skyrocket (since no oil is being exported) you think it’s better ?

        IF Gaddhafi is removed (either peacefully or by force) the new leader is appointed and the Production will start again and the Gas Price will Lower

        That’s make PERFECT sense

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        • Egypt the third leading exporter of oil?????

          Does anyone here agree with him? Anyone? Waiting????

          Do you make this stuff up on the fly?

          Egypt isnt even in the top 25

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  • “But you would rather millions of africans die?”

    I’d rather NOBODY have to die for oil.

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