God Tosses Mubarak Into a Coma
The mean Pharoah of Foolishness has fallen and the Egyptian people are now free from a dictator. Now with Mubarak out of the mix, we can next cripple the Egyptian army with a mighty explosion that ushers in a new era of peace.
It is said that change is swift and just, so what fate could be a better change for Egypt than having them denounce their Pagan Islamic religion of terror altogether.
How silly is it that they bow before the throne of Ra and fear the imaginery growls of Anubis? Is decadence of their women so prevalent because they think they have to be Jezebels like Isis of the Nile? These qeustions are something that belong in a history book, reviewing an ancient people such as the wasp-waisted Minoans or worse the click-tongue Nigerian ancestors. If their decendants are still so primitive, just imageine, how backward they must have been?
We see Egypt nearly tore itself apart in the protests. They had not guns, so they used their innate bloodlust to break through solid concrete with their fists and then use these chunks to commit violence.
America needs to teach the children of pyramids to be admirers of the Pentagon. It is time for our friends in Egypt to fully embrace American democracy and a Christian Brotherhood, one where sharing is caring and neighbors are encoruaged to tell their friends, to share their nice oil more freely lest the wrath of God scourges their lands with nuclear heats.
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Author: ChristianCrusader
I am a Christian crusader and am tired of people who do not belong ruining our country.
7:37 am
Christian Crusader,
This isn’t surprising for an Egyptian ruler to get a “sleepy tap” from the Almighty. For centuries, Egyptians worshiped cats, mummified them, and treated them as gods before unleashing them to spread sin over the world.
I recently fell for their feline wiles and brought home a cattery reject that was doomed for euthanasia. My baptized and Bible-versed terrier-mix quickly informed me this kitten was spreading wanton sin throughout the family with a long stretching countenance and frisky disposition. The kitten was also caught cheating at cards. A fact the terrier was quick to report. After many prayer sessions and late night Bible readings, I think we have successfully converted the cat and have a baptism scheduled for this weekend’s alter call.
In this time before Easter’s retelling of the passion, let us turn our attention to the salvation of our risen Lord and remember that while Mubarak may have received this loving “sleepy tap” he may still be saved if we allow intervention.
Praise be,
BB
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8:30 am
King Pharaoh’s army was drowned in the Red Sea.
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12:09 pm
Thirty years of oppression are as nothing in God’s sight. Sixty, still nothing. Ninety, less than nothing.
I am just thrilled that God’s swifty angels from the slums and the beeches of Egypt and maybe elsewhere, intervened so propitiously to end this.
I so look forward to even greater interventions, Hosni standing before the throne of grace, singing psalms, hand in hand with Mother Teresa and Hitler and Tom Cruise (de la Cruz).
Forever. Paradise.
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12:22 pm
God truly hates Egypt. Egypt has offended the almighty once again.
First the ten plagues now this. For those who say we should leave Egypt alone I ask why do many consider them one the world’s oldest and greatest civilizations. How come they haven’t gotten it right yet?
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12:32 pm
If god truly hates Egypt, why the 3500 year (approximate) gap between the 10 “plagues” and “now this”?
Seems to be if “god” were truly pissed off he would’ve done something sooner.
Or maybe (just maybe) god has absolutely nothing to do with what’s happening in the world today (or ever).
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12:44 pm
Good point Adam!
Looking back at Egyptian history it seems like it’s been all downhill since the 10 Plagues.
Muslim invaders, Nazi’s, curses of mummies, pyramids in shambles. No oil.
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1:48 pm
MeAwesome: God moved oil to where Noah disembarked from the Ark – see here. To be fair, the Egyptians here are just collateral damage, so to speak.
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3:01 pm
Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
“Now with Mubarak out of the mix, we can next cripple the Egyptian army with a mighty explosion that ushers in a new era of peace.”
Never mind that that’s not only unnecessary, but the Egyptian military is one of our greatest foreign allies.
“It is said that change is swift and just, so what fate could be a better change for Egypt than having them denounce their Pagan Islamic religion of terror altogether.”
One, Islam is a monotheistic (has one god) religion, and is one of the three most-practiced religions in the world. Two, while Islam is the predominant religion in Egypt (with 80-90% of the population practicing it), a good 10-20% of the population are Coptic Christians. Oh, and the “terror” bit? That’s a tiny percentage of extreme fundamentalist Muslims.
“How silly is it that they bow before the throne of Ra and fear the imaginery growls of Anubis? Is decadence of their women so prevalent because they think they have to be Jezebels like Isis of the Nile? These qeustions are something that belong in a history book, reviewing an ancient people such as the wasp-waisted Minoans or worse the click-tongue Nigerian ancestors.”
Racist, and with no regard to history. Most Egyptians DON’T practice their ancient religion anymore. Isis was the goddess of motherhood, magic, and fertility; she had a SINGLE husband, Osiris, to whom she was unwaveringly loyal. Anubis was the patron god of mummification; he didn’t “growl” at people to force their obedience, as you suggest.
By the way, that’s “questions”, not “qeustions”, and “imaginary”, not “imaginery”. Learn to spell.
“We see Egypt nearly tore itself apart in the protests. They had not guns, so they used their innate bloodlust to break through solid concrete with their fists and then use these chunks to commit violence.”
And, as anyone who actually watched or read the news will tell you, the protests in Egypt were remarkably NON-VIOLENT. The only period of ANY “bloodshed” would have been after Mubarak and his supporters paid supporters of the regime to attack the protesters and foreign journalists.
“America needs to teach the children of pyramids to be admirers of the Pentagon.”
Egypt is the second-largest foreign recipient of American aid. No one needs to be “admirers” of the military-industrial complex, or of the Pentagon. Their military is already closely allied with ours, anyway.
“It is time for our friends in Egypt to fully embrace American democracy and a Christian Brotherhood, one where sharing is caring and neighbors are encoruaged to tell their friends, to share their nice oil more freely lest the wrath of God scourges their lands with nuclear heats.”
We had a bloody revolution; they had a peaceful one. Who’s more democratic now?
Oh, and forcing people to share their “nice oil more freely” for fear of some wrathful government nuking them? That’s the least Christian thing I’ve heard yet.
Though… you aren’t really Christian. You’re too hateful.
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3:37 pm
RD, despite wanting to be a man your mind is still tragically female. How could the American forefathers have a peaceful revolution against the British Empire?
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4:54 pm
Did I ever say that I wanted to be male? No. I’m perfectly comfortable with a female body. I ENJOY it, even.
The Egyptians had a peaceful revolution against a totalitarian dictator, and were successful. Canada simply waited and asked to be an independent nation from the British Empire. Not all revolutions need to be bloody.
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