Is ‘Captain America’ Star Chris Evans A Communist?
Captain 'Candy Nipples" America
Like many other Patriotic Americans, I was excited to see a Captain America movie in the works and interested to see if the producers had the good sense to incorporate Ronald Reagan into the mix. I thought it would be an excellent way to showcase the Conservative Christian ideals we enjoy in this country. What better way to back down Kim Jong Il then to give him a little taste of America’s greatest caped crusader?
Too bad Hollywood is filled with liberals, hippies, granolas, and communists, as evidenced by the actor chosen to play the great Steve Rogers.
Chris Evans. I’m sure the name doesn’t ring a bell, he is a relative unknown. He is more of a teen movie type actor as opposed to doing anything really legitimate. A closer look, however, reveals his character is not so innocent.
First of all his uncle is a congressman named Michael Capuano. A pro Obama/pro abortion liberal, he has repeatedly advocated killing babies, and even making it legal to drive kids to get abortions. He strictly follows the liberal communist agenda when voting and is even proud of it. But how much of him has brushed off on his semi famous nephew?
It appears at least some of it came off on Chris’s brother, who is a gay. Instead of doing the right thing and condemning the lot to hell, Chris has chosen to actually support his communist uncle and godless brother. Totally un-Captain America-like behavior. But can we call him a communist purely by association?
We can when other facts come to light. He is a former vegetarian, which implies hippy, which implies communist. He is of Irish heritage so it can be assumed he has an alcohol problem, which is a trait he shares with many communist Russians. Being a supposed ‘devote Catholic’ means he believes he can sin and suffer no consequences, just like Stalin did. Being from Boston he is a Celtics fan, whom no doubt Pol Pot would have supported had he been a fan of the NBA. In fact, Chris is listed on some fan sites as having a ‘far left’ standing when it comes to politics.
Make up your own mind about this guy, but to this reporter, having him represent our country on screen is akin to planting a Soviet flag on Reagan’s grave.
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12:05 am
He doesn’t have enough grig to be Cap
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2:09 am
..I’m sorry, what?
“It appears at least some of it came off on Chris’s brother, who is a gay.”
That’s right. The political decisions made by one’s uncle can turn you gay (or straight). What a load of crap.
“Instead of doing the right thing and condemning the lot to hell, Chris has chosen to actually support his communist uncle and godless brother.”
Maybe he disagrees with their decisions, but loves them for who they are anyway? Since when did being homosexual make you “godless”? Two of my best friends are in a relationship together, and are both firm Christians. They’re lesbians, but I’ve never met more Christ-like people in my life.
“He is a former vegetarian, which implies hippy, which implies communist.”
Former vegetarian. Former. Wouldn’t that imply FORMER communist?
“He is of Irish heritage so it can be assumed he has an alcohol problem, which is a trait he shares with many communist Russians.”
My aunt and cousins are of Irish heritage. None of them have an “alcohol problem”. In fact, I’ve never seen my aunt drink in all the years I’ve known her.
“Being a supposed ‘devote Catholic’ means he believes he can sin and suffer no consequences, just like Stalin did.”
Stalin wasn’t a Catholic. Oh, and Catholics are remarkably worried about sin; they go to confession EVERY WEEK for absolution from their sins.
“Being from Boston he is a Celtics fan, whom no doubt Pol Pot would have supported had he been a fan of the NBA.”
“Pol Pot”? Who the fuck is that? Perhaps he’s a Sonics fan, or a Bulls fan? Do you know who he supports, or if he even CARES about the NBA?
“In fact, Chris is listed on some fan sites as having a ‘far left’ standing when it comes to politics.”
A good portion of actors don’t mix their politics with their acting, nutcase.
“Make up your own mind about this guy, but to this reporter, having him represent our country on screen is akin to planting a Soviet flag on Reagan’s grave.”
He’s playing the part of a SUPERHERO named Captain America. A character from a COMIC BOOK. Playing the part of a FICTIONAL CHARACTER doesn’t equate “representing our country”, dumbass.
You’re representing America right now, by the way, and you’re doing a piss-poor job of it. No wonder none of my friends, both abroad and here in the States, respect conservatives and/or Republicans. You’re a joke.
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3:16 pm
Being vegetarian makes you communist?
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Anyway.
“Two of my best friends are in a relationship together, and are both firm Christians. They’re lesbians, but I’ve never met more Christ-like people in my life.”
I hate to break it to you RD, but you’re friends lifestyle choice is… well, let me phrase it this way: While you can be as Christian as you want, actively making homosexual choices and/or actions is a blatent offense to what Jesus died for. As it says in Hebrews 6:4 :
It is impossible for those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, who have shared in the Holy Spirit, who have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the coming age and who have fallen away, to be brought back to repentance. To their loss they are crucifying the Son of God all over again and subjecting him to public disgrace.”
I don’t mean to come off as rude; I’m sure your friends are very kind people- but as Christians, actively practicing homosexuality is, as Hebrews 6:4 says, Crucifying Chrise again and again. It’s taking his Mercy and Grace and throwing it back in his face- whether that’s their intention or not, it is what they are doing.
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7:25 am
If it’s on Christwire it must be true. Because the writers for this site would never fabricate anything. Isn’t the very fact that he’s an actor mean he’s gay? Like Rock Hudson or John Wayne?
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8:27 am
What is with you crazy religious wackos obsession with calling people you don’t like communists do you even known what it means.
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1:58 pm
Nice body and drooly invitation to lick to the nipples: thanks for the pic! Seems like cut-n-paste is your forte – cos insightful writing sure isn’t.
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2:31 pm
OK, OK…a girlie man commie fer sur. Lok at them RED nipples
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7:07 pm
Captain America does not wear a cape. He is therefore not a “caped crusader”. Perhaps you were thinking of Batman.
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6:59 pm
“Heaven will smile on us again”
Mien freunds ve must kill dis zionistic jew commie before his evil commie lies spread to the holiest capital in all of aryanism Nashville. For Jesus Christ mien savior and Worldwide facism.
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11:33 am
And people wonder why so many “Christian” conservatives are called racist! Do you think you could have crammed a few more stereotypes in there? I actually thought that this article was written tongue-in-cheek at first but nope. I think Jesus would have condemned your judgement of someone you know almost nothing about.
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