Is Christina Aguilera Pregnant?
Look at that fatty.
Watching the Grammy’s it seems someone has eaten one to many burritos! I look at the belly beaner stuffed with Taco Bell seasonings and wondered “Is Christina Aguilera Pregnant?”
I care not about the size of a women. My wife is big and beautiful, because her heart shines with gold and her lips with praises to her Lord. But there is a sound that scratch’s my mind’s blackboards and it is the fact that a Mexican singer ruined the Super Bowl!
As I settled down to watch Super Bowl 45 with my good friends, angered hornets could not describe the way peanuts furiously flew from my mouth when I heard the Mexican Mauler mangle the words to the Star Spangled Banner!
I want to know if she is prego so that when we kick her out and take her green card, she can take her children with her too! Get out of our country, foreign tongue filths!
Scientific data indicate that the tongue is laden with bacteria. So imagine the tongue of a Mexican that is honeydripped with Montezuma’s revenge and musty tequila oils, then sprattles defiance all over the face of American football glory with false lyrics and thumbnosed defiance to humanity’s champion.
Kick out Aguilera. I will never forgive her for ruining the Super Bowl.
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Author: Abe
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10:54 pm
Looks like she’s eating for two, or more likely six.
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11:01 pm
I love puppies!
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9:58 pm
I feel just awful about making the puppy comment, it implies she looks doggish. I should have said, I love ponies!
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10:07 pm
We don’t judge you. This site isn’t about that. It’s about fellowship.
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8:24 am
“We don’t judge you. This site isn’t about that. It’s about fellowship.”
You people judge EVERYONE here. Blacks, Jews, women, gays, one-armed banjo players, cat lovers, underwsater basket weavers…. This site isn’t about “fellowship” it’s about making people who aren’t straight, white, Christian, (usually male) feel inferior to people who are.
What a crock!
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9:44 am
Adam,
A little personal introspection prior to hitting the “submit comment” button might be in order for you.
No, EVERYONE isn’t a member of those you listed. ChristWire has included a mission statement which does not reflect the theme of your complaint. If you are trying to promote your own agenda unsuccessfully, what you see as judgment is most likely rejection of inconsistent, humanist bombast or your own personal failure to communicate the word by referencing large reptilians as an exclamatory.
Praise be,
BB
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10:45 am
Bleach:
I wasn’t making a complaint; I posted an observation. Spend a little less time burying your head in a thesaurus trying to formulate a retort and a little more time reading and absorbing what was posted.
There’s no need to be facetious; I know there isn’t a person called EVERYONE and I know that not every person fits into each and every one of the few categories I listed. Your attempt at being dense is unbecoming. My point is that you people don’t like anyone who can fit into one of the classifications I listed. Unless said person fits the mold of what you deem to be a worthy Christian, that person is below you.
And, no, I don’t see rejection of an “inconsistent, humanist bombast” and there’s no mention of reptiles or snakes in my post so come back from Fantasyland. What I *do* see is you and your ilk looking down your noses at everyone who doesn’t think and act like you do.
Suck eggs,
AN
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11:02 pm
She has been eating too many burritos!
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11:17 pm
And you’ve been raping too many women!
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2:03 am
Wow, this is just obscenely racist, and the logic you use for objectifying this woman is astounding.
“I care not about the size of a women. My wife is big and beautiful, because her heart shines with gold and her lips with praises to her Lord. But there is a sound that scratch’s my mind’s blackboards and it is the fact that a Mexican singer ruined the Super Bowl!”
So you are saying that because your wife is a Christian, she can be as fat as she wants, but because this woman is a Mexican, she is both pregnant and stuffed with Taco Bell, and should be kicked out of the country.
Christina Aguilera is, frankly, not fat in that picture. She is an adult woman with the body of an adult woman. You caption that picture as “Look at that fatty!”? Really?
You disguise this as an article about a possible pregnancy (which is irrelevant in the first place) when it is really just a pile of racism and sexist crap.
You give Christians everywhere a bad name. You are why people hate us. You are why people think we are stupid. You take everything that logical, right-minded, thoughtful Christians work for and you soil it with your ignorant filth.
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11:14 am
I agree racist… She is not even Mexica either.
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11:14 am
I agree racist… She is not even Mexican either.
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9:18 am
So you’re saying you support illegal immigration and them teaching Arab terror code in Texas schools, Gray?
You are either with us or against us, and just because President Bush is not in office right now do not think you won’t make it down to Gitmo in 2012 if you keep running off at the mouth like a liberal harpie.
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4:21 pm
so how mexican and arab are related ?
you sound pretty much paranoiak
and you know who else were paranoiak, julius ceasar, hitler, napoleon, stalin, Mao
just to name a few and all of these failed
You are with us or against us is like giving away our freedom of “not caring” because you label these people as Terrorist even if they are not related to those behind 9/11
it’s seems it,s time you stop being a wussy little girl adam and you take your balls and stop condemning every people who have a different ideology than the american one to be terrorist
we don,t want to jump on you and kill all of you so stop being paranoiak
and your Gitmo why you don’t go there yourself after all you are the one who terrorize people ( the meaning of terrorist )
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10:24 pm
All he said was that Abe was a racist for saying that a pregnant woman who isn’t Caucasian is a fatty, yet his fatass of a white wife can be triple the size simply because she’s white and Christian. YOU, on the other hand, seem to have this crazed idea that mexicans and arabic people are against American and want them all dead. You’re also nothing but a dirty fucking liar who’s been proven wrong on multiple accounts, multiple times, and you STILL deny saying what you obviously said before hand, even after someone put up a fucking picture with your words on it. You’re only excuse is ‘out of context’ even though it was perfectly IN context with what you said, AND you’re more than happy to take what other people out of context in order to try to turn the situation around on them, even though you flat-out fail at doing so.
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10:10 pm
That upper arm looks like she could give Carl from the co-op a run from his money at the church arm wrestling contest.
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12:00 am
i’m confused is this a Christian site?? cause if so y’all must be all those Christians that are hypocrites and don’t care that the Bible says not to judge! She is gorgeous just the way God made her!
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1:15 am
Pinches putos racistassss! Van y chingan a su puta madre!
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1:21 am
I’ll drink to that!
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