Is Stephen Colbert a Mangy Mexican?

Abe
• ChristWire
February 9, 2011 10:00 am17 comments

Only weeks ago, our revered colleague Reverend Clyde H. Higgins asked if Stephen Colbert was a Afro-American?

The poll revealed that after the evidence, 78% of Americans agreed that Colbert does have some kunta in him. It probably attributes to his sassy lips and ego trip.

After the expose I thought no more could be revealed about this lefthanded jester, but had my surprise tickled when reader Jenny Moore sent an email to the Holymailbox.

Dear ChristWire,
Thank you for your new service and dedication to restoring America to its Christian tradition and Godly heritage. Without these things, our country is lost and nothing.

I recently read Dr. Higgen’s expose of Stephen Colbert, a long standing problem in this nation and a man who offended President Bush.

When doing volunteer work in Mexico last week, I came across a very interesting piece of money. I thought you would enjoy it and the resemblance between this corrupt Mexican politician and Colbert is uncanny. Enjoy and please share with the community.

Now I know the black article was true, but the resemblance is too strong. Perhaps Colbert’s liberal origins are actually from illegal immigrants?

If so, I say we investigate it and then kick the tongueroller out of our country.

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17 Comments

  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Abe,

    You are mind candy. After a few shots of ipecac so I wouldn’t spew and ruin the flat screen, I’ve watched this randy little jester prance around politics like a pony for sugar. I am sickened he is given air time to soil the American values of truth, justice and free unregulated commerce with a socialist agenda of hate and lies disguised as comedy.

    For the anointed few that heed our brave culture warriors, such as you, we see this perfumed prostitute for the Partido Socialista Obrero bewitch the young with mocking glances and a ten peso haircut.

    You complete me.

    Kind regards,
    BB

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  • “Only weeks ago, our revered colleague Reverend Clyde H. Higgins asked if Stephen Colbert was a Afro-American?
    The poll revealed that after the evidence, 78% of Americans agreed that Colbert does have some kunta in him. It probably attributes to his sassy lips and ego trip.”

    What poll? Mind producing some facts? Or are you too busy pulling them out of your ass?

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    • I remember that article and it does look like Colbert probably does have some black in him, somewhere along the way.

      Is Stephen Colbert A Closet African American?

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      • My point is, there was no poll.

        Ever.

        Abe’s just making things up again. Which… doesn’t really surprise me. You all seem to have a habit of doing that.

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        • I linked the article and there is a poll. Looks like it is still live too.

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          • A poll where the possible answers are:
            “Yes, based upon this evidence and his actions ‘on air’ Stephen Colbert is a closet African-American”
            Or
            “No, Stephen Colbert does not have a liberal agenda.”

            Question: How does one’s political affiliation or agenda have ANYTHING to do with ethnicity or race?

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          • RD you didnt know that any non christian white and american are liberals ( in other word 80% of the american are liberals according to them )

            I know I exagerrate

            but it’s just funny to see how stupid and racist these wacko are

            this is Obviously satire

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          • Millennium, Please don’t use the word “stupid”. Int offensive to several groups including Mexians.

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  • So are you retarded or just an idiot? I mean, either way you shouldn’t be using a computer, but at least one is medically excusable.

    Unless you’re just a troll — in which case, carry on.

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  • Abe “I’m not racist, I just think that Mexicans are mangy” Goodman.

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  • RD, that is a good question. If you look nationally, race plays pretty heavy into the political decisions of black people. Many black people are Democrats. Blacks are liberal Democrats and it seems to be a generational phenomena. The whole Obama debacle and hatred for men like Bush/Reagan is a testament to it.

    Bill Clinton was often called “The Black President” within the black community, because he was Democrat and the democrats are painting themselves as the party for the black people. They support affirmative action. They will champion NAACP and have loudmouthed Jessie Jackson and Martin Luther King as their talking heads. The liberals have the black community under wraps for the most part, though the horror of Obama’s presidency may ruin that. What’s ironic in all of this is that it was a Republican, Christian man who started the liberalization of Black in the first place. Dixiecrats, the founding fathers of the modern Democrat party, would still have 1/3 voting and Jim Crow laws if they had it their way.

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  • Wow, you’re all faggots.

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  • That is offensive.

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  • This article is sooooooooo stupid. That “corrupt mexican politician” whom stephen colbert is “rellated to” and gets his “liberal origins from” is in fact general Ignacio Zaragoza… who was not a politician, he was A GENERAL and he led the mexican army in the battle of 5 de mayo in which mexico defended a part of its territory from the US forces in which the US lost. Do a little research before spitting the hate.

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