Lady Gaga Thrusts Lesbian Egg Into 2011 Grammy Backdoor
There is nothing lesbians hate more than the fact that they have eggcrates within, so what a non surprise to find Lady Gaga using “artistic symbolism” to batteram her gay agenda right into the 2011 Grammy Awards.
Only moments ago, the Disco Queen of Decadence paraded into the 2011 Grammy Awards like a sparkling pharaoh of hidden phallic symbols.
Don’t try to act like you cannot see the bulge when she is upon stage! There is something afoot and I’m going to guess club toed lesbianism.
Vogue Magazine praised Gaga for her artistic brilliance and now I’m even forced to agree. The innuendo of this entrance is smart and if not demonic, and I bet Satan is whisping around the Grammy’s tonight and silently clapping to this new display of “Lesbianism Hatches.”
Scientists consistently posit, “What comes first, the chicken or the egg?” It is a smart-mouthed way of saying they believe in evolution and homosexuality. I posit this for all Gaga supporters:
“What comes first, the Crisco or the Heat?” Guess what, it doesn’t matter because when the day of judgment comes your little squawk boxing lesbian rooster crooner will burn just like all the others who hatch lies in our world!
Mark the words, eggs and chickens are all the same to Chef Satan and his hordes of black demons! They love a good chicken fry and do not care if they ate babies or big ones, they will pluck you to the bone again and again.
The fate of lesbianism is a frying pan of hell. Do not forget that the next time you dare vote a dissheveled spread chicken licker for 6 Grammy awards, Hoellywood!
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Author: Abe
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9:40 pm
And Lady Gaga is still far more talented than you are. Why? Because she’s true to herself and her beliefs. She’s given America’s youth more to hope for and think about than any of your “musical artists”.
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9:54 pm
Exactly RD. I don’t think I’ve hear her. But she must be really talented to have so many people follow her. Kind of like a modern day N’Synch the kids say.
I read today about how large Lady Gaga’s hous and entourage is. Just think how much she spends on all that. Think of how many poor starving African children could be fed by her wardrobe budget alone.
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9:58 pm
The excessive wardrobe is a bit much, I’ll agree. However, it’s a style comparable to that of the glam rockers of the 1970s and ’80s. She does her best, though, to raise money for research and awareness of AIDS/HIV, women’s rights, and the gay rights movement. And for that, I commend her.
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10:04 pm
Yeah that’s great of her.
Just think how much more she could do for the world with all that PR and money. How many little cute animals could be saved. Medicines for the poor. Food for the hungry. Houses for the homeless. How much do you think she spent on those people to carry her in that picture? She could have probably fed a poor village for a year.
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10:10 pm
And how many of YOUR artists are donating their money to those same causes you just named?
Not everyone’s perfect. An artist spending any amount of time or wealth on a cause for other humans is remarkable. She’s working on a project that is smaller, and has less global outreach, certainly, but she is doing SOMETHING for the well-being of others.
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10:13 pm
I don’t have any artists. We bought some paintings at the museum fundraiser in the fine arts building a few years ago, but I don’t know their names.
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1:53 pm
Didn’t your mamas ever tell you if you ain’t got nothing nice to say!! Don’t say it at all!!! Honor your mother and father!! Isn’t that a commandment that all of you who speak bad of others are breaking!!!!
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8:19 am
As if you’d know the first thing about Abe’s favorite musical artists.
For starters, can you even name one of them, let alone tell us what they’ve done to spread God’s Word across the planet? That’s something this gay-agenda-peddling fashion refugee fails to do by your own admission.
Further, I don’t see how this woman can be an advocate for women’s rights if she’s not tithing to SarahPAC.
Why do you so reflexively and thoughtlessly defend anything and anyone that insults the command of God Almighty?
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9:42 pm
I’ve actually heard some very talented bands on here, and they have Gaga beat. Their message is also more uplifting and positive than Gaga’s drug laced lesbian themes.
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9:44 pm
You must be truly ignorant. Stefani Germanotta, better known by her stage name of Lady Gaga, has openly stated that she is bisexual; that is, she is sexually attracted to both men and women.
Also, Lady Gaga is remarkably talented. There are more talentless acts in the Grammy Awards than I dare to count.
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9:46 pm
Riiight. I’m guessing an XY female with SRY deficiency at best. And really, Stefani Germany? It’s like a crude mix of Aryan posturing and thumbing the nose at natural order, which is I guess a pretty good summary of lesbianism.
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9:55 pm
….Germanotta, you twit. She’s of Italian descent, and attended a private Catholic high school in New York.
Never mind that she is a genetic female. Or are you too close-minded to accept that women don’t have to be voluptuous, curvaceous individuals to be female? She’s remarkably attractive, and her ability to speak out on public issues is both remarkable and awe-inspiring.
She’s worth far more than your silly, vengeful god ever would be worth.
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10:14 pm
Look, how much more blatant can it get? She is literally parading in there inside an egg, careening down a red carpet and right through the Grammy sphincter of intestinal celebrity waste. It’s really clever of her, to think of all this and I can see how people say she’s an abstract artist.
This is all rife with symbolism and your little champion goosestepper here has laid a golden egg of homosexuality right into our faces and televisions. She’s saying no nature, to how a man is supposed to take his wife and insert the stem of life within. She’s saying she will take a lesbian egg and shove it right into Hollywood’s backdoor, a sick twisted plot that would shame even Mr. Homo Producer’s sickest movies.
Grow up and stop being greedy, lesbian. You can’t have it both ways, there is no bi-logical claims you can make here like you try to play within the fields of male/female. Either Gaga is admitting she is a lesbian and making a big show of it, or you are ashamed and acting like it is a big deal we’re calling her out for bending gender rules just like a self-loathing homosexual would do his life rod.
It’s painful, but that hate is overcome by a gay’s incessant need for the victim card. I think we’re seeing that with you here, RD.
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10:31 pm
“This is all rife with symbolism and your little champion goosestepper here has laid a golden egg of homosexuality right into our faces and televisions. She’s saying no nature, to how a man is supposed to take his wife and insert the stem of life within. She’s saying she will take a lesbian egg and shove it right into Hollywood’s backdoor, a sick twisted plot that would shame even Mr. Homo Producer’s sickest movies.”
Guess what: Biologically, all humans come from eggs. Sperm fertilizes the egg, which grows and develops over the course of nine months into an infant. Science, bitch.
“Grow up and stop being greedy, lesbian. You can’t have it both ways, there is no bi-logical claims you can make here like you try to play within the fields of male/female.”
Aww, are you trying to be cute by saying “bi-logical”? Or are you just stupid and forgot how to spell “biological”?
“Either Gaga is admitting she is a lesbian and making a big show of it, or you are ashamed and acting like it is a big deal we’re calling her out for bending gender rules just like a self-loathing homosexual would do his life rod.”
I’m hardly ashamed. If anything, I expect these theatrics from her. What’s so wrong with “bending gender rules”? Oh, right. You say that it goes against your little Bible. Too bad that it’s the 21st century and people bend gender rules on a regular basis. Lady Gaga, as a celebrity, simply bends them on a far-grander, more documented basis.
And, “a self-loathing homosexual would do his life rod”? Not all homosexuals are “self-loathing”; in fact, I cannot see where you would possibly draw that conclusion from. Are you so closeted that you loath yourself and your penis?
“It’s painful, but that hate is overcome by a gay’s incessant need for the victim card. I think we’re seeing that with you here, RD.”
I’m not playing a “victim card”. I’m pointing out your stupidity and bigotry. You claim to be a “Christian”, but where is the love that is the very foundation of that religion? You’re saying that your hatred is JUSTIFIED?
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3:00 pm
HEY ADAM NELSON I NEED YOU TO DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY BLOWS TO THE HEAD!!!! Biatch I will find the person do the research I need to to rid this hate site,
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9:45 pm
Luke 11:12 Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion?
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1:50 pm
Lmfao!!!! Omg! Do u hear these people uh hum saying oh I expect that out of lady gaga and blah blah well lol it’s not for any of u to be expecting nothing, who made you I’n charge shit to even speak!!! Damn close your mouths worry bout yourself not talking bout no one else is wat God would say
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9:47 pm
Yeah Tyson arranged for Stryper to play at our county fair last fall. The long hair was a bit much, but a good time was had by all.
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9:53 pm
Winger “Headed for a Heatbreak” Makes me giggle.
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10:30 pm
Oh BB, you and your 80’s someday you will have to share more of your experiences with me.
Praise click for you!
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10:01 pm
I really enjoyed Cross of Deliverance when they played out in Virginia last year. Those guys are phenomenal.
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10:22 pm
Oh my kids would have so “freaked out” as they say, to experience that.
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10:23 pm
“I don’t have any artists. We bought some paintings at the museum fundraiser in the fine arts building a few years ago, but I don’t know their names.”
Well, I certainly got a good laugh out of that.
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10:26 pm
“She’s saying no nature, to how a man is supposed to take his wife and insert the stem of life within.”
Oh, I see, so the woman is just an object for the man to stick his dick in and impregnate?
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10:34 pm
Yes.
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10:36 pm
But you aren’t sexist?
You know, I’ve never had an urge to remove a man’s genitals before, but I’d gladly remove yours, just for that comment.
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10:44 pm
You seriously view women as no more than objects to be impregnated? And you still claim that you’re not sexist? You better hope that we never meet, because I will tear you apart, Adam.
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10:46 pm
Then by that token, Adam, men are nothing but sperm donors. Heck, we can milk you for as long as we need you, and then just discard you as trash. Simple as that.
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10:46 pm
Sorry, but I’m straight so you keep your lesbian tongue and vibrating defilators away from me.
I know you are crass from years of weathering your neighbor’s Blanche lesbianism, but you must not always be such a foul sailor. Smooth waters can bely your future, Claire, if you give into marriage and the joys of children.
You need to embrace motherhood, eggcrate.
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10:54 pm
“Sorry, but I’m straight so you keep your lesbian tongue and vibrating defilators away from me.”
I’m not a lesbian, and I was referring to simply locking all the sexist men of the earth away in breeding laboratories. Every day they are milked of their semen by a mechanical device, and once they’ve donated a total of, say, five pints of semen, they are simply killed and their bodies disposed of.
“Smooth waters can bely your future, Claire, if you give into marriage and the joys of children.”
Do I care? No. So you shouldn’t either.
“You need to embrace motherhood, eggcrate.”
And you need to wake up and realize that this is the 21st Century, cumbucket.
Adam “I’m not sexist, I just believe that women are good for nothing but having babies” Nelson.
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2:56 pm
Adam so I’m implying that your pitiful specious that runs are world is good for nothing but starting wars!!! Always having to segregate or generalize or label people or things why?? Because your scared!!! Scared of the unknown and wat better way to try to understand the unknown but put a “label” on something to make it feel a little less foreign!!! You all are ridiculous I guarantee you are also all bout 15 years or more older than me and to speak with such disappointment as if youR “God” and any of what goes on even concerns your primate undeveloped brain!!! Quit worrying bout “lesbianism” damn you talk bout it so much as if you question your own confidence!! It’s digusting and since your I’n the “soul” saving business you should try to contend with woman and talking bout them like that you ignorant fucking brick just lost your ass alot of votes and a paycheck still smaller then mine “bitch”!!!
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4:10 pm
adam care to plainly shut up you are a shame and a dishonor to the male gender you are not worthy to be a human or to have dick for the matter
saying that women are just egg incubator and not human being … you are either joking ( real bad joke ) or insane and with this answer I guess it’s the later
and I don,t expect you to be a doctor because I have now a proof
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2:03 pm
Another one here!! That would gladly rip ur fucking dick off Adam if we ever met your a piece of shit!!! I’m looking for you ! I’m the type who pushes justice for woman let me just say no!!! In the name of nature to stop your monsterous breed and stick my dick up your ass!!!
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8:26 am
“Oh, I see, so the woman is just an object for the man to stick his dick in and impregnate?”
Not just that!
They should keep the house tidy, make sure dinner is on the table when their hard-working husband comes home, and speak only when spoken to.
And then there’s always fellatio. Let’s not forget that.
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6:06 am
“It’s painful, but that hate is overcome by a gay’s incessant need for the victim card”
…. i don’t know. it’s no worse than christians incessant need for it.
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6:10 am
“Smooth waters can bely your future, Claire, if you give into marriage and the joys of children”
so you say adam.
i say the same about video games, free sexuality and a hatred for god.
so yeah why don’t you go and claim the happines of those actions? or are you going to admit that we don’t all find joy in the same shit?
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1:38 pm
Wow I wish I could paste my writing all over this website!!! But I can’t so I’ll just leave a lasting expression ok so first I’ve Noticed On This page that there’s writing about Some Famous people and stuff like that well my thing is WHY AND How Old is the person writing these things man it just seems like their so concerned and WORRIED bout WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS Doing!!!!!!!! this stupid site gossips more than non- Christians do!!! Man quit worrying bout lady gaga or some people who really have nothing to do with your everyday life; it’s hilarious why u sit and talk bout them Intelligence level has reached it’s all-time low and pressure is building how pathetic
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3:06 pm
Just because woman have ovaries does not mean that they should always use them or that they will even be a suitable parent!!! Why don’t you teach your kids that!!!
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6:35 pm
I would love that big lesbian egg up my poo hole Mmm… I’d shit it 2x over!
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5:32 pm
Oh…don’t take this person seriously. He can’t really be a Christian. I don’t believe the Christian the Bible speaks of would be so blatantly hateful and lack such tact. Ick- so very childish and kind of hilarious (in a sad, sad way).
Please!
Plus…anyone this preoccupied with gays and lesbians (and the sex they may or may not be having) is most likely hiding a little secret: uh oh, does gay bashing make up for the rush of blood to your trousers when you see Ricky Martin in his speedo?????
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