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RedditSince women invented sin 6000 years ago in the garden, people have been trying to use oral sex as a way to defy Gods command to go forth and multiply.
Now secular science is finally catching up to what we have long known. Oral sex is a deadly sin.
“Adolescents don’t think oral sex is something to worry about,” said Bonnie Halpern-Felsher professor of pediatrics at the University of California, San Francisco. “They view it as a way to have intimacy without having ‘sex.’”
Halpern-Felsher and other researchers presented the latest information about the risks of contracting an HPV infection Sunday at the American Association for the Advancement of Science annual meeting.
The latest data suggest that 64% of oropharynx cancers – growing in the middle part of the throat – in the United States are caused by HPV, which is more than tobacco causes, said Maura Gillison of Ohio State University. And as the number of partners on whom you have performed oral sex goes up, the risk of oropharynx cancer goes up.
About 37,000 people per year receive a diagnosis of oral cancer, according to the Oral Cancer Foundation.
The side effects of unnatural sex acts have long been documents. From anal cancer to impacted bowl syndrome to flap damage, unnatural sex is like a game for Russian roulette with your body.
The only safe oral sex is in a monogamous heterosexual union between a man and his wife. The holy one endowed men with the ability to gift his wife with a wonderful tasting and nutritious fluid to enjoy.
Conversely women’s private areas have been cursed with foul fishy smelling fluids and random bleedings. It is an obvious sign that cunnilingus is an unnatural act.
Yet scores of college women ignore these biological signs and give into their desires for the soft touch of another woman. A quick search of the internet’s reveal hot girl on girl action is one of the most rampant actions on the webs. Women use Facebooks, Wikipedaileaks, and someone named Craig’s list to find each other in the hopes of drinking from each other’s poison nectar.
http://www.ruralnorthwest.com/
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Haha. this PARODY site gets better and better
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Dear Boobs I meant to hit praise on your blurb but when I went to read condemn (first time on this site and i thought there would be comments) it said condemned so I appologise for that very much so.
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I’m tired of seeing pictures of me loading groceries in the car shopped into these kinds of compromising poses.
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So, you go grocery shopping at a store located at the top of a scenic viewpoint, with a field for a parking lot? And you wear extremely short shorts and a bra while shopping?
What a whore.
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…while making out with another woman…
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you are seriously misinformed and laughably oriented
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“Since women invented sin 6000 years ago in the garden, people have been trying to use oral sex as a way to defy Gods command to go forth and multiply.”
Not because it feels good or anything like that. Just because we all want to defy a bunch of deities and their command to make babies.
“The side effects of unnatural sex acts have long been documents.”
Define “unnatural”. If it feels good and pleasurable to the partner receiving the act, then that makes it natural. If it was UNnatural, it wouldn’t feel good. Assuming you actually meant “documented”, and not “documents”.
“From anal cancer to impacted bowl syndrome to flap damage, unnatural sex is like a game for Russian roulette with your body.”
One: What is “impacted bowl syndrome”? There are no “bowls” in the body.
Two: “Flap damage”? I’m assuming you’re operating under the assumption that there is a flap between a woman’s vagina and her anus. Guess what? There isn’t.
Three: You know what else is “like a game of [sic] Russian roulette with your body”? Heterosexual vaginal sex! You can contract just as many STDs and STIs from heterosexual vaginal sex as you can from any other act of sexual intercourse! It all depends on whether you or your partner has a preexisting STD/STI in the first place.
“The only safe oral sex is in a monogamous heterosexual union between a man and his wife. The holy one endowed men with the ability to gift his wife with a wonderful tasting and nutritious fluid to enjoy.”
Fun fact: Semen doesn’t taste that great. It’s salty, thick, and disgusting, in my opinion. The “only safe oral sex” is in a relationship where both partners are free of any diseases and infections.
“Conversely women’s private areas have been cursed with foul fishy smelling fluids and random bleedings. It is an obvious sign that cunnilingus is an unnatural act.”
Just to be sure, I asked a close friend of mine, who is a lesbian in a long-term relationship. If a woman’s vaginal region smells fishy, then it is either a sign of a yeast infection, or is caused by her diet. The taste and smell of one’s genitals is dependent on their diet.
Oh, and women don’t have “random bleedings”. We have our menstrual cycle approximately once a month, and most of us know when that is. Nothing “random” about it.
As for your last paragraph, about lesbian eroticism… You even said, “hot girl on girl action”. Many men enjoy watching two women kissing or being intimate with each other. Conversely, many women enjoy watching two men kissing or being intimate with each other. Weird, huh?
Most of the girls I know at college are in heterosexual relationships. I’ll admit, many adolescents, male and female alike, experiment with members of the same and opposite sexes. I experimented myself, and found that I preferred women far more than men. Nothing “gross” about love.
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I see a picture of 2 girls kissing so it’s mean kissing is a sin Now ?
what will be the next thing to be a sin ? breathing ?
oh wait it’s true you don’t want liberal to breathe right ? since it pollute your air ?
no but seriously when the fundamentalist christian gonna strip everyone from our freedom ? so we gonna have a reason to kick your sorry ass so hard
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If you let women do this kind of unnatural act, then the terrorists win! Don’t you get that?
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Anything that happens in nature (including kissing) is natural.
Try again…
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What’s your favorite sex position?
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Sex is not to be trivialized. It is only for procreation or in some circumstances to provide nutrients to your wife.
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If it’s to provide nutrients to your wife you can only get that through swallowing the seamen with oral sex
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So fucking because it feels good is wrong?
We’re not all of us catholic…
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“Sex is not to be trivialized. It is only for procreation or in some circumstances to provide nutrients to your wife.”
So you like getting your dick sucked and are afraid to admit it, so your excuse is that you’re providing “nutrients to your wife”.
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actually no what is 2 girls kissing and terrorist threat as to do together ?
since 2001 you used the term terrorist quite flawlessly while most of you don,t even know what it’s really means
You label homosexual as terrorist
you label canadian as terrorist
You lavel european as terrorist
You Label arab as terrorist
You label asian as terrorist
You label russian as terrorist
You label mexican as terrorist
in other word you view the world as terrorist don’t you think something is wrong ??
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“From anal cancer to impacted bowl syndrome to flap damage”
That’s “bowel”, idiot, and there is no such body part in reproductive anatomy referred to as a “flap”.
“The holy one endowed men with the ability to gift his wife with a wonderful tasting and nutritious fluid to enjoy.”
First of all, this is contrary to what you said above:
“people have been trying to use oral sex as a way to defy Gods command to go forth and multiply.”
In the above statement of yours, you said that “god” commands us to go forth and multiply, which is why you condemn oral sex (or at least oral sex in the female’s favor). Yet now you’re saying that the male reproductive fluid, semen, is “wonderful tasting” (you’ve tasted it?) and nutritious, leading one to believe that you view it as something to be swallowed rather than used for reproductive purposes.
“Conversely women’s private areas have been cursed with foul fishy smelling fluids and random bleedings.”
You claim to be married, yet you are obviously not familiar at all with your wife’s anatomy or with the normal cycles of a mature female’s body. Your wife must also not clean her genitals adequately, as healthy vaginas do not smell like fish.
Also, there is a huge difference of opinions regarding the taste of semen vs. the taste of vaginal secretions. As I have tasted neither, I personally cannon comment, but as an avid porn surfer who frequents internet porn discussion boards, I can say that while some people love the taste of semen, some despise it, saying that it makes them gag, has a gross texture, and sometimes tastes like an overchlorinated swimming pool. As for vaginal secretions, the same story: some love it, some hate it.
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Just to let you know the Bible which is “god’s” word doesn’t exclude lesbianism, and the only reason it targets homosexuality is because in the days of the Bible homosexual love didn’t produce a population. Also if you are going to attack homosexuality take a look at your history books; one of the most famous cultures in existence was a predominately homosexual society (Athens).
On the subject of rampant pornography involving girl on girl you yourself have searched it and have found a photo, therefore giving into pornography and its “evil ways”
The subject also of women causing sin Adam could have said no like he had done to his first wife Lilith who was kicked out of heaven for being insubordinate.
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To Selena Grasso: Lilith? Adam’s first wife? Are you from some Cult like Mormans or Jehovah’s Witness, or The Unification Church of Sun Myong Moon, because it clearly states that Eve was made from Adam’s rib in the actual Bible. Lilith was closer to Abraham than to Adam.
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Please keep posting this vital information so I knows where to look before I tell my wives not to look. They should be only looking for new ways to keep me happy!
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Tell your wives to check out the Kama Sutra not the ones with the pictures but the copy that say’s Original Hidu Text it’s the most informative thing I’ve ever read about sex.
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Did you write this while stoned?! Oh, well, I did enjoy the post. I fisted my vag hole and licked the delicious smelling fish juicies off my hand!
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Many of you have missed the point. Through gods words and living a Christian lifestyle we can prevent oropharynx cancer.
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This is the most entertaining thing I’ve read in weeks. Thanks to my buddy Zaheer who posted the headline on F acebook. Blanche – you’re really funny. The article is an absolute hoot! I didn’t stop giggling the whole way through. Thanks God I’m not expected to suck cock.
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[...] funny Just to bump this up guys, Oral sex is now more deadly than smoking. Science proved it here __________________ Originally Posted by skyanswer I wana put green or blue neons under my [...]
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Christ-sanctioned heterosexual monogamous oral sex is nothing to sniff at. Though with my lockjaw I’m afraid it’s not been a part of Bob’s and my repertoire.
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We are all praying for Bob.
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Oh look, its this Bullshit again.
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Seriously i have better things to do than talk to any of you let alone care about how you copulate.
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This made me want to go have meaningless drunk sex… thank you christwire!
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Apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree, does it?
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“If you let women do this kind of unnatural act, then the terrorists win! Don’t you get that?”-Frank.
Made my week.
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Okay so this is a parody site then right?
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Because the Earth is only 6000 years old.
What do you do when I say ‘dinosaur’?
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Dinosaurs were of course real, they slowly went extinct until the last died around 1400 years ago.
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This oral sex comes from the gays, even when done by a Man and his female. Naturally all things homo are tainted with disease and crime.
I want be surprised if these perverts not only get throat cancer, but also start stealing Mac-n-Cheese from the local Minyard’s.
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“His left hand is under my head, and his right hand doth embrace me. I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. His left hand is under my head and his right hand doth embrace me … stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. The voice of my beloved! behold, he cometh leaping upon the mountains, skipping upon the hills.” — Song of Solomon 2:6-8
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