Planned Parenthood Adopts New Program to Preemptively Euthanize Christians
Earlier today a leaked memo by a high ranking management official of Planned Parenthood, this country’s largest preventer of babies being birthed, has shown the world that the group intends on pushing for higher abortions of precious children who show signs of being faithful to our Lord while in the womb.
The internal memo, which appeared on wikileaks this morning (and now since removed, showing more evidence of possible liberal leanings), states the following,
“We at Planned Parenthood are concerned about the resurgence in the religious population. As a counter-measure, employees are encouraged to identify fetuses who show early signs faithfulness or strong belief in a religious Deity- preferably God, father of Abraham and Jesus.”
The memo goes on to state “The purpose of Operation F.A.I.T.H (Faith-based Abortions Integral to Total Hedonism) is to ensure that the regrowth of interest in Organized Christianity will be stymied and prevent a swath of Church friendly public officials from being elected. If this happens it could mean an eventual overturning of Roe v. Wade and a more powerful push for abstinence only education in schools, killing our operations.”
While it remains unclear just whom posted the memo on wikileaks, pro-family supporters are thrilled to see the true goals of the pro-abortion clinics, which mainly serve the poor and underprivileged thus encouraging them to engage in the act of pre-marital sex unabated, revealed.
“I hope those evil baby-killers get shut down!” said Virginia Wilker, a well-to-do mother of three in upper-middle class Wilkenshire stated. “The Lord God will smite them down for good!”
“Maybe it will finally encourage all of those poor people to finally put down their drugs, pick up their britches, and get them a job instead of having all that sex and babies now!” remarked Stewart Mc.Millan, recently retired from managing his successful clothing store. “It makes working people like me look bad, I went through a lot to inherit my father’s business and pass it along to my son.”
Planned Parenthood has reacted quickly and issued the following statement in response to the leak; “We at Planned Parenthood are committed to a stance of being the world’s foremost equal-opportunity fetal End of Life Care provider. We believe it is the right of all babies to be aborted equally regardless of race, pre-supposed gender orientation, or prenatal religious affiliation.”
Only time will tell if there is any real validity to the authenticity of the memo, but this is currently being hailed by moral citizens everywhere as the first step to finally dismantling one of the top threats to the safety of our pre-born children.
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2:11 pm
how about a few sources there dipshit?
pulling stuff from your ass is not considered good journalism.
but hey i guess it’s no worse than when the christian memo about how you all must scarefice 21 babies each month to apease your lord, right?
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2:20 pm
Just like the angel from Heaven warning Joseph about the Roman soldiers, I’m sure our Lord and Savior in Heaven will somehow protect these Christian babies from the other heathen babies.
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2:27 pm
who gives a shit, let the cum whores decided if they want some shitty baby scraped out of them or not, we’re going to be overpopulated someday if we dont abort babies
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3:12 pm
Jim…
Such profanity and anger. I’ll pray for you. Lord please forgive me for saying this but…..maybe your cum whore mother should of scraped you out of her so we don’t get populated with heathen skanks like yourself……sorry Lord.
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4:00 pm
Are there really people out there that believe tripe like this? Really?? This is just evidence that our education is a very low priority!
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4:44 pm
So I hear this is a satire…thanks, u got me!
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4:54 pm
No it’s not and what is tripe is abortion policy. If anyone can give me a good reason why women are allowed to murder babies at a whim, I would be shocked.
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6:14 pm
“If anyone can give me a good reason why women are allowed to murder babies at a whim, I would be shocked.”
A good 99% of women who choose to have an abortion do so for actual, legitimate reasons. Some women cannot give birth due to the high medical risks it carries for them (i.e., the pregnancy is high-risk, and giving birth would carry the high risk of killing the mother and/or the child), their child (who could be born with a huge birth defect, such as missing limbs), or simply because they are unable to care for the child or give birth to it in such a way that would guarantee the child a good life. These women don’t make this decision on a “whim”, as you suggest. They consult their families, significant other, and/or friends before making the decision.
Oh, and Planned Parenthood? Abortion accounts for LESS THAN THREE PERCENT of the services they offer, and those abortions aren’t paid for by the federal government. Most of the services provided are ones that PREVENT ABORTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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6:24 pm
RD im not sure about the 99% but I’ll take your word for it. It dowesm make me feel a little better. Preventing abotions is the key. I’d like to live in a America where abortions were not needed and not an issue.
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6:30 pm
And you know what happens if you make abortions illegal? Women performing them ON THEMSELVES with such objects as coat hangers, and risking killing themselves in the process. It’d be nice if we lived in a country where they weren’t necessary, but abortions have been occurring for centuries, through such means as drinking teas and taking medicines to force a miscarriage or abortion.
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6:33 pm
RD why did you condemn click me? How was any that against what you said?
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6:37 pm
“It dowesm make me feel a little better.”
Is that English?
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6:40 pm
Silly typo, hand was hurt shoveling for the old folk’s home on the other side of town this morning. I apologize.
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7:24 pm
So explain to me this. Last year in New York, 43% of pregnant women got abortions. Do you actually expect us to sit hear will your clam scented breath spews an ocean of lies about abortions. There is now way 99% of women are legit.
Women use it as a crutch. They crawl in after spreading their legs God knows where and just “want it out!” and I want to tell them to go to hell but that’s not allowed. I would like to keep them tied down when they find out and immediately start talking about taking the child’s life, and just keep them tied down until they have to give birth and I’d have my PA and nurse waiting to take that precious child to social services, straight from their nonappreciative womb.
43% in New York, RD. Look it up. You know good and well abortion is a crutch and destruction a beautiful life process. You may hate your womanhood, but you keep your perversion away from a kid. Even though you reject creating life, all life is precious. Keep away from our children.
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7:33 pm
To requote what I said: “A good 99% of women who choose to have an abortion do so for actual, legitimate reasons.”
MEDICAL reasons, you moronic scumbag. Being legitimately UNABLE TO CARE FOR A CHILD. Most women don’t have an abortion just for fun.
“You know good and well abortion is a crutch and destruction a beautiful life process.”
I believe that every woman has the right to choose what she wishes for her body. It’s her life, not mine.
“You may hate your womanhood, but you keep your perversion away from a kid.”
I don’t hate my womanhood; if I did, I’d identify as male. I greatly enjoy being a woman. I do, however, hate the backwards notion that, because I’m a woman, I shouldn’t go to college and should get married to a man and start popping out kids.
“Even though you reject creating life, all life is precious. Keep away from our children.”
I plan on adopting children in the future, something that I have every right to do. My parents are PROUD of me for the choices I’ve made in my life, and respect me for them.
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11:42 pm
//So explain to me this. Last year in New York, 43% of pregnant women got abortions. Do you actually expect us to sit hear will your clam scented breath spews an ocean of lies about abortions. There is now way 99% of women are legit.//
99%? More than likely not, but I doubt that the number isn’t in the ‘majority of people’ range. As for your percentages, you mind showing the amount of women were pregnant in the first place? If I interviewed 10 people with an A or B question and 7 of them said B, then I proceeded to tell people that ’70% of people interviewed preferred answer B’, I’d only be covering up the fact that not enough people were interviewed to provide adequate amounts of input. How many women were pregnant last year in New York? That’s the question that needs to be answered before anything else can be said.
//Women use it as a crutch. They crawl in after spreading their legs God knows where and just “want it out!” and I want to tell them to go to hell but that’s not allowed.//
“You were raped and you want to take away God’s gift because you’re mentally scarred and don’t ever want to remember the event? Shame on you!”
//I would like to keep them tied down when they find out and immediately start talking about taking the child’s life, and just keep them tied down until they have to give birth and I’d have my PA and nurse waiting to take that precious child to social services, straight from their nonappreciative womb.//
“You’re gonna keep that damn baby and I’m gonna let someone else deliver it because I can’t stand to see the fetus because it defiles womens!”
//43% in New York, RD. Look it up. You know good and well abortion is a crutch and destruction a beautiful life process. You may hate your womanhood, but you keep your perversion away from a kid. Even though you reject creating life, all life is precious. Keep away from our children.//
And you just want to listen and hear what YOU want to, not what’s actually true. Just admit it, Christians like you hate the truth. You think homosexuals are trying to destroy America even though there’s no proof and everything is nothing but made-up stories by whack jobs just to scare people. You hate anything that’s not ‘natural’ and you have a rather strict definition of what ‘natural’ is, and you’ll change it whenever need be to suit your desires. Hell, you can’t even keep a fucking track of what you’re saying, in the same sentence, you implied that women shouldn’t have abortions whatsoever and that you don’t give two shits about the baby once it’s on it’s way, even though you’re all gung-ho about keeping that baby alive, regardless of the consequences.
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5:41 pm
because it’s their Body oh wait you are sexist sorry to forgot
also “leaked on wikileaks but removed after ” in other word you blame wikileaks to be “liberals” and you don,t even have source of your “memo”
anyway Like Jazze mentioned and surely someone else
what you care is the babies in womb but not after that
if the mother doesn’t have mother to raise her babies will you help her ? I don’t think so
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5:50 pm
Maybe Millennium, because its murder. How would you have liked it if someone had aborted you?
Oh wait, I forgot, Canadians like to murder children after they are born too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_residential_school_system
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6:06 pm
“How would you have liked it if someone had aborted you?”
That’s a dumb question, considering how anyone who was aborted is dead, and thus cannot like or dislike at all.
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6:11 pm
Claire, you and Millennium have a lot in common.
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6:29 pm
“Claire, you and Millennium have a lot in common.”
Gee, did you figure that out all by yourself?
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6:50 pm
“Silly typo, hand was hurt shoveling for the old folk’s home on the other side of town this morning. I apologize.”
So last week your finger was hurt while loading supplies to send to Haiti, and this morning you hurt your hand shoveling out a nursing home? Why do I smell bullshit?
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6:56 pm
I am retired and donate most all my time to trying to help people. And no, my body isn’t that of a 20year old anymore and does unfortunately get hurt more than it used to. If you find fault with that I cannot dissuade you.
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6:59 pm
Hmm, I still smell bullshit. Nobody as charitable as you claim to be would have “MeAwesome” as their username.
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7:02 pm
What’s wrong with the username? We were warned not to use our real name or anything offensive online.
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7:08 pm
Are you trying to say that “MeAwesome” is the only thing you could come up with besides your real name or something obscenely dirty?
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7:14 pm
No, I suppose I could have come up with a lot of things, any random number would do. But one day when my son was younger he learned that we were created in “his image”.( I’m not trying to preach or make you believe anything, just telling a story) So he would go around saying “MeAwesome” It became an inside joke and a reverent term in our family and community.
I dont find a username to be relevant as long as its not offensive or causes yourself danger.
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8:18 pm
so:
“Hmm, I still smell bullshit. Nobody as charitable as you claim to be would have “MeAwesome” as their username.”
Please explain whats wrong with it.
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8:21 pm
Well, you’ve already explained why you use it, so I have nothing to say.
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8:25 pm
You obviously had some problem with it.
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7:42 am
Women need to take care of their most sacred holy of holies. Government involvement has women worried about pap smears and annual exams instead of fulfilling their role as women as defined in scripture.
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11:33 pm
Sigh… not even trying to base your story in reality, then?
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10:08 am
I hope you guys can help me. I have just fallen pregnant 3 weeks ago and my doctor (who is a fundamentalist Christian) tells me that my unborn fetus shows early signs faithfulness or strong belief in a religious deity. He told me that unfortunately, that deity is Satan himself! He says there is no chance of redemption for my unborn baby – there is nothing anyone can do. There is no hope. Should I abort?
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