Punxsutawney Phil 2011: Latest Victim of Evolution Hoax?

• ChristWire
February 3, 2011 7:20 pm21 comments

Phil - Ready for Action against Evolutionist

Feb 2, 2011 – Google searches for “Punxsutawney Phil” were at an all time high today as school children across the nation learned that he is the latest victim of the Leftist Evolution Hoax. According to evolutionists, the type of groundhog used to predict the weather is not the same species as Punxsutawney Phil.

Marmet or Hedgehog?

Creationist Danny Faulkner, noted astronomer and contributor to “Creation” magazine states this is preposterous as Noah clearly had both Phil and Phyllis on the Ark and nothing has changed since.

While evolutionist site the 40% success rate of Phil’s predictions as proof of evolutionary change, many believe it is performance anxiety and dependence on the weather channel. It could be the 125 years of predicting the weather is getting old.

Prevail and stay steadfast...

Clearly this is only one battle in the culture war Christians must face every day. The affront to values and belief systems that will last far longer than eight weeks of continued winter.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/blog-post/2011/02/groundhog_day_2011_is_punxsuta.html

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21 Comments

  • If you have one of these rodents in your yard, they’re a real nuisance.

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    • Their little machine guns are good protection, though!

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      Groundhog tastes like pork, if you remove the glands during butchering and par-boil the meat prior to braising.

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  • Captain Obvious

    What the hell?

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  • Thanks BB! Sad to see what schoolchildren have to deal with these days. Evolutionists should evolve themselves out of here. After all they always talk about past forms of evolution. How come we don’t see fish crawling out of the sea and into the trees today?
    Also thanks for the pictures with the guns. Got me excited for the Hayden Gun show this weekend.

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      Hey MEAwe,

      Great question!

      During Sunday school last week, Tyler (Lord help me, he’s the Pastor’s kid) asked me where Noah put the whales and dolphins on the ark.

      Kids are such a blessing.

      Praise be,
      BB

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      • Yeah PK’s and MK’s can be such a handful when they are young. So full of his love.

        Praise click for you and for so much work this week, it hasnt gone unnoticed.

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

          I’ve had good reason to be somewhat idle, so it really isn’t sustainable, but I’ve enjoyed meeting you and others!

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  • BillyBob Biblebanger

    “While evolutionist site …” You should evolve past depending on your spellchecker, assuming you know how to use one. It should read “While evolutionists (note the plural) cite (as in citation, not site, as in a place) …”

    And what does some silly superstition have to do with evolution, anyway?

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      Hi Billy Bob,

      Thank you for following the words of our risen Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, who said in the “Lords Prayer” –

      ” – Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.”

      Forgive me for the errors. I appreciate your kind and respectful attention in this matter.

      Praise be,
      BB

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      • BillyBob Biblebanger

        That’s BillyBob not Billy Bob. You’re such a dum CUNT. That’s an acronym of Can’t Understand Normal Thinking. Now get back in the kitchen where you belong and leave the learnin’ and stuff to us men folk.

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        • No need for language like that!
          I understand your feelings about a woman’s place in the home, but using language like that on the internets is just plain French of you.
          No “praise click” for you!

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

          I think your posture improved after typing that.

          Praise be,
          BB

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  • groundhog-day.jpg
    Pic related?

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  • “With satanic joy in his face, the black-haired Jewish youth lurks in wait for the unsuspecting girl whom he defiles with his blood, thus stealing her from her people”
    Keep up the writing mein brother. Evolution is a Zionist plot by the New World Order working with the Illuminati and the Devil. To bury fake fossils, brainwash people through chem trails and make ominous youtube videos. Heil Christ for soon(2012) we will be with him.

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  • The realization of evolution isn’t leftist or rightist or of any political or ideological root. It is the result of hundreds of thousands of people seeking simply to understand how our world functions. Most people make the great mistake of attributing singular theories, discoveries, medicine or any other scientific finding, wholly to the person or group that published it. Any finding is more the result of every other scientist, whom over time have built our knowledge of the world to where it is today. Scientists are typically not well paid, not glorified and often condemned. They are simply people who want to learn how things work… and you all benefit greatly from them.

    No one wanted evolution before evolution was discovered. Its only value is the value of truth, that is repeatably proven by people on every continent, of every creed, every religion, and every political tilt… every day.

    Also, the vast majority of scientists aren’t Atheists. I for one have a strong relationship with God.

    Finally, your “monkey” statement at the top of this page is incredibly ignorant. I hope it was a child that wrote that and not an adult. For those still reading, monkey’s evolved from a common ancestor, obviously in a very different way than we have. We didn’t evolve from current day monkeys…. if the author of that statement had read a 4th grade level biology book, he/she would have learned that… and at minimum adjusted their argument to at least be applicable.

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    • Ice Van Winkle Ice Van Winkle

      A Christian evolutionist is like a Christain pornographer. The two things just can’t go together.

      Show me where in the bible it says that man came from monkeys?

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      • Well, thats a good question Ice Van Winkle (points for the name).

        If we are irrefutably discovering things about the world then I think we should start adjusting our views… certainly, whenever we have new information, we must take that information into account to make a more well informed decision.

        example:

        If you REALLY wanted to buy a car and you THOUGHT this car was reliable, then as you were on your way to buy this car, you discovered that in fact it is extremely unreliable and many of your friends say how poorly built it is, would you still buy the car, or would you take that NEW information and adjust your decision?

        I for one think that science is beginning to PROVE that God exists, and the more we learn about the natural world, the more clear it becomes that in fact there is a God… The atheist-science argument is a pretty weak one if you ask me, and one that, again, is NOT THAT PREVALENT amongst scientists. It’s mostly people who don’t actually know anything about science that take a little information and run with it… kind of like this website.

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        • “If you REALLY wanted to buy a car and you THOUGHT this car was reliable, then as you were on your way to buy this car, you discovered that in fact it is extremely unreliable and many of your friends say how poorly built it is, would you still buy the car, or would you take that NEW information and adjust your decision? ”

          Is the car American?

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  • To MeAwesome,

    We DO see evolution… read a book… We do not live in a dream world, we live in a world that we continually learn about and explain accurately… and that results in just about everything you use in your life… including the medicine that keeps you alive.

    mechanics fix cars, pilots fly planes, researchers RESEARCH… your pastor doesn’t fix your transmission does he? he probably shouldn’t be explaining science either.

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    • ColinTheWhale

      My pastor is a mechanic, actually. And you wouldn’t believe the complex chemical reactions that take place in an automobile; ones that he rather thoroughly understands. So typical of you atheists to assume that proper Christian men have no skills or knowledge.

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