Sex Toys Smuggled into American Schools
Sex toys are being smuggled into American schools with something sinister from Japan. See pictures below for how Pearl Harbor has never been forgotten.
The yellow menace continues to seek Tora Tora Tora through our innocent children. Bananas are used to lull unsuspecting American Mothers across the nation into making sure little Johnny and Heidi are exposed in the tender early years to these diabolical self pleasuring devices.
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Author: tdomf_15f10
1:54 pm
BB, your research in America’s school yards is fantastic! I hope parents see the filth that our children are being exposed to.
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2:18 pm
You are too kind, Tyson. I do it for the kids.
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12:38 am
Thanks Mrs. Beecham!
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3:31 pm
you guys are fucking dumb its a banana holder are you guys that fucked up that you think all this shit is horrible and you have nothing better to do then destroy things you dont agree with or something retarded scares you or even random things you deem to be the devils work hahahahahaha your a joke. especially who ever wrote this hahahahahahaha
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12:45 pm
can’t u see-.- they are just trolls. and you just got troll’d
now who’s the stupid one? hmm?
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11:57 pm
No Yoda, it’s “Who now the stupid one is?”
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9:17 am
You’re a fucking moron. Everyone on this site is a fucking moron. It’s a banana container, you fucking morons. I hope you fucking die, cause there isn’t any heaven, and i’ll fuck your body you stupid idiots.
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11:52 pm
The necrophilia contingent has voiced their opinion. Of course I disagree wholeheartedly but it’s always good to have the whole of society represented in the free exchange of ideas on the Chris†Wire when discussing important social issues such as these.
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2:27 pm
it’s me or its look like some sort of bananas case for actual bananas and who said it’s for school after all it’s only to conserve bananas much Longer
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4:41 pm
Millennium,
True Christians are NOT FOOLED by your Devil Words!
As always, your kind fail to realize that True Christians do not live sheltered lives, hiding behind Church walls, but boldly wade into the sewers, where you Liberals breed, and battle your ever-spreading filth, with God-Blessed, two-fisted righteousness!
The object shown above is obviously a disgusting, so-called “sex toy”, (As if sex was something to be toyed with!) and is just another assault upon our innocent Christian children, by the godless savages from the accursed island of Japan.
It’s bad enough you Liberals constantly attempt to force your phallic “devil fruit”, into our children’s mouths, but now you’re trying to reinforce the penile connection, by inserting your “Eve’s Apples”, into a vile masturbatory device.
Well, nice try, Mr. Satan’s Servant! But, in God’s Holy Name, you’re not getting away with it this time! Score another one for the True Christians!
And thanks to Blanche Beecham, who despite questions raised by her even recognizing the sinister purpose of the device, has exposed your impotent Master’s evil little plan!
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12:45 am
hmm where shall I begin …
AH I see
first I’m not Liberals I am canadian and in Canada liberals are on the right side of the political fence
second True christian would Mind their own business and not meddle in the everyday life of anyone for the matters
third : if you wnat to go to the sewer like little rat that you are comes be my guest
also I’m what I call humanist I’m not against God but I am not in favor of him the people first
also do you know that I don’t believe in satan nor in god neither and Lucifer means Light bringer
Here another one for you : why in hell it’s warm and comfortable while in heaven it’s cold and unbearable ? I use your own ideology on you
oh and also I’m not a pedophile so your devil fruit inside of children bananas keep it to yourself, or maybe you could always turn yourself to the police ?
on a final Note : the bible specified never use God name in Vain you just did it you are not a True christian you are another imposter like the very authors of this article and other article as well
also if God was really Loving why he wants to Kill millions of people in the bible ? I don,t call that very loving
satan/lucifer killed approx 10 peoples in total because they attempted to assassinate him I call that legal defense
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5:22 pm
Thanks BB. Wonderful journalism, you are on a roll. I shudder to contemplate what menace ASIA will unleash on us next.
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7:15 am
Erhm i saw these things when i visited japan,those are for carrying bananas…
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8:20 am
Ms. Bitcham, you’re a dumbass. That is a case for carrying bananas that prevents them from getting squashed, deformed, bruised, etc. I’m sure it is marketed towards children as well as those in the workforce as a way to get a non-mangled healthy snack. The picture at the bottom is COMPLETELY unrelated and simply shows how proper condom use is often demonstrated in schools – by placing a condom over a banana.
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12:19 pm
Claire, Claire, Claire. Naive, God hating Claire. You’ve been programmed by an elite system of propaganda of filth and lies to the point you can’t see the truth. One can only hope you will see your way through to the light of day.
Kind regards, little friend, kind regards.
BB
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8:25 am
The blind one here is you, Bitcham, since you obviously didn’t even bother looking at the label on the object and seeing that there’s a picture of a banana being placed inside of it.
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2:02 pm
actually no that would be you but you are far to brainwashed to realise that ofcourse. how about you try to counter argue our UNDENIABLE FACTS with something meaningful rather than just saying “lol you stupid”
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12:47 am
its Impossible to reason with a Brainwashed religious zealot
it’s like speaking to a bananas….
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11:38 pm
I am a saved follower of our Lord Jesus. I am a staunch proponent of every ideology, work and doctrine contained in the living Word of God, the Bible.
Having said that, I find this an uncomfortable post to make because it is far from my goal to create strife. Yet we are told in Proverbs 27:7 to sharpen one another’s mind and yet again elsewhere to judge not by feelings but by fruit. So let me be very careful here and here’s to the author of this post if she can be diligent in her examination of what I am saying instead of dismissing it in the black and white fashion other posts have been dismissed in.
Let us start with I Corinthians 13. It says, explicitly, that any who speaks without love is noisy without substance.
“Kind regards, little friend,” is a statement that implicitly puts you above the person to whom you’re speaking. Doctrinally, that is woefully harmful. Notice how Claire has persisted in her attack and even increased its volatility. It’s because you’re treating her like an animal and not a person. Remember that it is not we who are large but Christ in us, while we remain small; we are equally small as others, saved or unsaved.
This is the fruit I’d like to judge. The boon of your advocacy is hate and spite and destructive to the Body. I encourage you to take your authorship elsewhere, preferably somewhere that does not bear the name of our coming King, Jesus. By taking His honorable name and then denigrating someone who merely wants to point out the *absurdity* of your initial claim because of their *affiliation* rather than their *character* you are lowering yourself to the position of unsaved, or on a technical level, someone who does not have love for others.
Remember:
Proverbs 11:12 (KJV)
“He that is void of wisdom despiseth his neighbour: but a man of understanding holdeth his peace.”
I John 3:15 (KJV)
“Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.”
I urge you, Mrs. Beecham, to consider your heart. Pray on it and daily surrender to our Lord the Christ. It is only through his providence that the spirit of truth and peace may be in you.
Kind regards, consideration and hope from SC
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12:42 pm
Oh deary me… Mrs Beecham, what a dirty little mind you have- you saucy little minx! Silly me, for seeing an innocuous banana holder when clearly it is a filthy sex toy. Was the sticker on the front of the object not a clue? The one depicting a banana being held in said banana holder with a description stating so in Kanji? If what you are claiming is that due to being vaguely naughty shaped it MUST be a sex toy, I suggest you take a good look at cucumbers, zucchinis and for that matter, bananas! Funny funny stuff. I honestly thought this was a joke, until I read it thoroughly. My mind couldn’t comprehend that there were people dumb (or sadistic) enough to believe this kind of drivel!
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1:11 pm
You do realize that you made an article about something that just holds bananas right? These are used so kids and adults can bring bananas to work or school without it getting squished in the transition from home to the lunch table. This is really good for kids because kids have big bulky backpacks that can easily smoosh the banana. Its not a sex toy, its a really useful device that you’re too idiotic to understand.
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11:01 pm
Guys, seriously, I doubt a single kid has ever seen one of these and thought “dildo”. If that was your first thought at seeing this, I think you really need to think about whats wrong with yourself.
And seriously, who likes a squashed banana?
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11:44 pm
Only Blanche seems to likes squashed bananas
or she is too stupid that she makes a fools of herself again
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6:58 pm
Mmmm… I love fruits and veggies! I love to shove potatoes and cucumbers up my poo hole! I love to shove just about anything up there~
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