The Five Whys of How Teacher Whores are Ruining America
Teacher Whores are ruining the promise of America by increasing unemployment, home foreclosures, killing babies, hating Jesus and increasing crime. All of the fiscal and moral issues ripping apart the greatest country in the world are due to the collectively bargaining teacher whores that put all of us in harm’s way and scare the banana pudding out of the conservative, God fearing moral majority.
The 5 Why’s
The five why’s is a process of identifying the root cause of an issue or problem. The premise is that within five whys, one can get to the central cause of any problem. Here’s a helpful breakdown to explain why Teacher Whores are ruining America and will dance naked around the bonfire of vanities fueled by the empty husks of the American Dream:
* The American economy is bad and the government spends more than it receives in taxes. (the problem)
1. Why? – Corporations and the Rich pay too much in taxes and receive little benefit from a workforce with skill levels greater than the average Mexican. (first why)
2. Why? – The people elected a half Black President instead of John McCain. (second why)
3. Why? – The Teacher Unions support liberal candidates. (third why)
4. Why? – Teachers join unions. (fourth why)
5. Why? – Teachers are whores and the root cause of the bad economy and government over spending. (fifth why, a root cause)
The five why’s are flawless in this application. I challenge liebrals to say the problem or the first 4 whys are not fully supportable FACTS. If the first four whys are facts, the fifth why is also considered a fact.
If any of these whys are false, the process needs to be repeated until each is true. Notice that firefighters are not whores, because they actually keep fire insurance rates down for corporations and the rich plus protect balance sheet assets, not just baby sit the kids of welfarers.
Let’s try another one.
* Prostitutes and liberal women are getting abortions on their lunch breaks. (the problem)
1. Why? – they learned that eating three meals, including a mid-day meal, sustains energy throughout the day. (first why)
2. Why? – The government mandated nutrition education in health class. (second why)
3. Why? –Liberal candidates infiltrated the government and created the rules for teaching health. (third why)
4. Why? – The Teacher Unions support liberal candidates. (fourth why)
5. Why? – Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause)
See how easy it is to learn something useful from someone NOT in a union? Try it on any topic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_Whys
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Author: tdomf_15f10
2:11 am
Are you capable of giving any sources for your claims? Otherwise, they’re just baseless statements. I sense someone is jealous of teachers and working women. Shame on you.
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11:37 am
Tick-tock, RD. Don’t want to be late for your lunch hour “appointment”.
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11:40 am
I take that as “No, I am not capable of providing sources for my outrageous claims”. With the hole you’re digging yourself into, you’ll be in China soon.
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12:59 pm
Why have the fallen not realized this sooner? Why has it taken so long to recognize the sickening Sappho-ite tendencies of these alleged femme fake fatales? Why could we not have been sooner blessed with your insight, Blanche?
An ever enlightening piece from a true piece of light in Christ’s world.
Blessed be art thee.
G
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2:01 pm
Wow, Blance and Granita, If I was mormon…..
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9:43 pm
Granita,
You are too kind. You make some interesting points on the Sappho-sisterhood. Godlessness has blinded them.
Take care, friend. Praise click!
Praise be,
BB
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3:12 pm
Sorry, but, unlike you, I’ve never had sex, and therefore don’t need an abortion, as you’re suggesting.
Never mind that you have absolutely no way to back up or verify your claims, other than by citing a Wikipedia article about the “5 Whys” process (which only makes you look like a bigger fool).
I think you’re just upset that you aren’t a teacher and aren’t in a union, and can’t think properly because of your jealousy. Poor little thing.
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3:18 am
What a return to glory BB. Like Christ rising again, you have risen to the cause!
First off, nothing reaches the heathens like quoting the wikis, praise you for reaching out to the kids today.
Second, unions are the work of Satan. The freely elected via the people of Wisconsin are proving this today.
Third, Good thing Obama was elected, he ended the wars, closed Gitmo, fixed the economy and brought peace to the world, just like he promised.
Fourth, female teachers are raping our children and dressing inappropriate like never before. I recently saw an internets site where the teacher’s all had short skirts and thigh high stockings. I blame immigration on this.
Teachers should take a clue from Halliburton employees, stop sucking on the welfare state!!
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9:42 pm
“female teachers are raping our children and dressing inappropriate like never before. I recently saw an internets site where the teacher’s all had short skirts and thigh high stockings.”
Sounds like you were looking at a porn site to me.
Well done on the website; breeding racism, sexism, bigotry and hate.
You are worshipping at the feet of the devil.
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10:01 pm
And now teachers are doing pornos. Is this who we want teaching our future?
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12:16 am
No you idiot, pornstars pretend to be teachers because it’s a weird fantasy that a lot of men have.
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10:10 am
What would Jesus do? OBVIOUSLY it would be protect the rich and fuck over the poor. Pre-unions unsafe working conditions killed people because poor corporations needed to save a buck. I can tell you’re not in a union, Blanche. You don’t seem to have the reasoning skills it would take to actually have a job. Oh, wait, you have a vagina so you’re probably at home making your husband sandwiches all day instead of actually contributing to the world in a worthwhile way. All except for this, this is genius.
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11:25 am
* Workplace safety regulations encourage laziness , hinder employment growth and minimize profits. (the problem)
1. Why? – When accidents do not occur in a safe environment, workers are less alert and have more free time. (first why)
2. Why? – The free time allowed is spent looking at porn on the internet or having a Kenyan coffee clutch to organize a union. (second why)
3. Why? – Teachers indoctrinate students on safety hazards in the classroom and provide access to internet porn. (third why)
4. Why? – Teachers join unions that promote workplace safety. (fourth why)
5. Why? – Unionized teachers are whores and the root cause of laziness and low employment growth. (fifth why, a root cause)
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1:05 pm
A few years back our local teachers union went on strike. They made all kinds of ridiculous demands. Instead of caving to the teachers our local population pitched in and taught the kids instead for free. We might not know much about lunch, recess and a three month summer vacation, but we do know math science and history. The teachers union was quickly dissolved and most of the teachers were permanently replaced with others more than happy to work for a living.
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1:36 pm
“A few years back our local teachers union went on strike. They made all kinds of ridiculous demands.”
Can you tell us what some of their demands were, so we can decide for ourselves whether or not we would view them as ridiculous?
“We might not know much about lunch, recess and a three month summer vacation, but we do know math science and history.”
I hope you’re not saying that you denied the kids lunch and recess every day.
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2:04 pm
Praise Be, MeAwesome. I think I read something about that. The teachers were striking to use the school buses for transportation to the “parenthood planning” clinic. You and your community are real patriots!
Great job on reducing childhood obesity as well. It is such a shame that the liebral media blames it on profiteering fast food corporations instead of reporting the truth – teacher’s unions make our kids fat.
* The American children are obese. (the problem)
1. Why? – Five days a week they are fed school meals based on federal government mandates and Michelle Obama chicken fried steak recipe. (first why)
2. Why? – The people elected a half Black President instead of John McCain. (second why)
3. Why? – The Teacher Unions support liberal candidates. (third why)
4. Why? – Teachers join unions. (fourth why)
5. Why? – Teachers are whores and the root cause of childhood obesity in America. (fifth why, a root cause)
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4:26 pm
is this serious? Someone please tell me this was written ironically.
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5:07 pm
LMAO what?! This makes no sense at all! This website is hilarious. It’s all insane. I feel like I should be following this like I follow the Onion, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this site is serious. Which, I’m sorry, only makes it ten times more funny and also awful. But still.
LMAO!
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7:22 pm
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) ”
Blanche Beecham Said
“Teachers are whores and the root cause of prostitutes and liberal women getting abortions during lunch breaks. (fifth why, a root cause) “
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12:14 am
Tell me HOW are “teacher whores” KILLING BABIES!!!!!!
Seriously where did that come from?
And how are teachers the cause of childhood obesity,”Teachers are whores and the root cause of childhood obesity in America.”
doesn’t even make sense, you gave no proof on how teachers being whores leads to children getting fat.
or how Barack Obama is a cause of Childhood obesity either?
All you crazy ass god worshipers who think the chinese are trying to destroy the sun, or masturbation will ruin your life, and YOU ‘BB’, need to just stfu about YOU’RE beliefs, and get off the internet.
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11:14 am
I’m guessing teacher whores didn’t teach you the difference between your and you’re, thusly resulting in your life of crime.
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11:38 am
‘life of crime’ lol. I’m a 19 year old college student, and I have never been in trouble with the law. And I admit my grammar is bad and I don’t give a F***.
And I’m still asking where is the proof that ”Teachers are whores and the root cause of childhood obesity in America.”
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3:00 pm
So let’s review what you’ve told us thus far. You are a demanding self proclaimed liar and blasphemer.
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5:37 pm
Lol, I don’t care what you call me, all I’m asking is where is the proof to these statements you’ve made.
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6:06 pm
So many people are asking you where your proof is for teacher whores lead to childhood obesity that you removed it. lol Guess you can’t come up with anything can you. HAHA But seriously your articles have to be trolls.
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7:35 pm
I do think it says something that this page now has had a quarter million views and only seven people were nay-sayers. That is .003 percent or .000028 per 100 visitors for people in trade school.
Well done BB
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9:02 pm
Yeah 7 people that actually spoke their mind, half of that quarter of million probably left the page before they finished, because they think it’s ridiculous.
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12:26 am
hahahahhahahaahahha
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12:36 pm
Are you kidding me? If you are serious, please seek professional immediately. You are a danger to yourself and others!
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5:56 pm
You are a very funny woman, Blanche.
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5:27 pm
Bitch, you don’t know me. Your shit is crazy. It’s a shame you’ve never met an actual teacher before, you homeschooled ignoramus. Bless the teachers, for they prepare future generations with education, confidence, and skills needed to survive in an increasingly ugly world with people like you in it. I’ve spoken to my Father about this, and we’ve decided you’re going to hell, unless you recant and become a true Christian NOW. I’m more than human, and even I’m tempted to come down there and smite the SHIT out of you. Watch your back, whore.
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12:26 am
Well, it has been a while since anyone commented, but I thought I’d leave my 2 cents.
Blanche Beecham(problem)
First, religion relies on faith.
Second, accusations without proof are opinions.
Third, answering viable questions with mockery and pious statements is not how a debate works.
Fourth, the article makes no sense.
Fifth, BB has no idea what she is talking about. (root cause)
“Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not”
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