When Wikipedia Wilts: an interview with a Conservapedia Editor

William Stephens
• ChristWire
February 13, 2011 8:44 pm66 comments

Dallas, Texas. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens caught up with a long-time Editor with Conservapedia, the online collaborative Christian encyclopedia. Citing Christian humility, the Editor has requested anonymity.

BS: Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day for an interview with Christwire.
Ed: My pleasure. Many of us at Conservapedia are admirers of the work Christwire does – please extend my greetings to Billings and Amber, who practices outstanding, thought-provoking journalism.
BS: I shall relay the kind words. First of all, to our readers who may not be familiar with Conservapedia, how would you describe it in one sentence?
Ed: One sentence? I’d say, “Encyclopedia Britannica written in a House of Worship”. We are the Trustworthy, conservative encyclopedia that uses Fair and Balanced sources – when printed out on paper it is fully Two Meters thick.
BS: Praise be to the Lord. How did you personally get involved?
Ed: Well, I was a choirmaster for 25 years: being around young impressionable boys give me so much pleasure. It was so exciting teaching them how to tame that ring of smooth muscle – and the serene angelic sounds they make the first time! After, well, after I was retired from the school I thought I may get the same thrill at other educational sites. I was an editor at Wikipedia for about 8 years, rising rapidly through the ranks. It was only when I became one of the, well, one of those in the inner sanctum so to speak, that I found out what it is all about.
BS: Tell us more about it.
Ed: The Wikipedia is a very deceptive enterprise. On the surface they pretend to be sponsored and written by Americans, but they’re secretly supported by anti-US atheist Muslims like Osama and (Hussein) Obama…
BS: I’m going to interrupt for a moment. Surely this would have been reported in the news?
Ed: The lamestream press? Of course not. Which is why Christwire and FOX News have such a special place in our hearts. You know that Wikipedia is actually operated in the background by the liberal Finnish government in an organization called the Wikia – chosen to rhyme with Nokia – which also run about a dozen other operations like Wikileaks…
BS: Is that true? Many of our readers have been told that they are unrelated.
Ed: It is absolutely true. I don’t even know why they try to deny it when the name obviously give it away. Let me show you the title page of an earlier conference.
demise of wikiepdia
BS: But it is clearly stated on Wikipedia that it is not related to Wikileaks.
Ed: Bill, lying is one of the strategies the liberal atheists uses. It gets my righteous fury fired up every time. There was a Finnish parliament member that was implicated with Wikileaks…
BS: Icelandic, I think -
Ed: Iceland is a province of Finland. I added that myself to Conservapedia.
BS: I really need to spend more time reading. You know, editor, I think our readers ought to know about what else the godless socialists do to undermine Christian organizations.
Ed: There’s so much material here that I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s just talk about lying. There’s the obvious ones like denying that Wikipedia and Wikileaks are related when anyone with a right eye can see that it’s a lie (BS: the liberals aren’t exactly the sharpest tools, aren’t they?) Then there are more deceptive ones. Have you looked at the Wikipedia entry for Christwire lately?
BS: No – I bet it’s slanderous and says that we’re inaccurate and biased?
Ed: Ha! No – this is where they get clever. They claim that Christwire is satire written by parodists.
BS: No way!
Ed: Now normal Americans with no inside knowledge just begin to question their faith. For example Billings say that we should not have sex with other men
BS: It’s so sweet that you’re blushing.
Ed: I was just angry thinking about it. Anyway – the innocent boys in my choir now think: if Billings is a parodist, then he is not real – then we should have sex with other men and so changes their mental makeup. Follow the logic?
BS: Right – sowing dissent among the faithful.
Ed: Exactly. Real Americans get confused by this because they think that Wikipedia, like the Federal Government, act in their interests when they don’t. For Christ’s sake, it’s ran by an ally of Nazi Germany! And now that we’re talking about governments: the Wiki-empire also have spies trying to infiltrate the Christian organizations.
BS: Just like the Russians have KGB to spy on the CIA.
Ed: Right. Their team is called RatWiki, short for “The Rats of Wikipedia”. Members of their team pretend to be real conservative Christians writing articles for Conservapedia. Sometimes they solicit places like Facebook or Reddit to recruit homosexuals and other deviants.
BS: But obviously you smell… rat.
Ed: Good one. It’s actually a panel of Elders who sniff them out and report the to the FBI. It’s not hard to tell. If they write with a liberal POV, they’re Rats; if they can quote the parts of the Bible which no one reads they are probably spies too.
BS: Like Satan quoted the Bible in the temptation of Christ.
Ed: (nods enthusiastically) They try too hard. You should see the face of this one black lesbian. Took a solid hour of work before “he” started spilling the beans. (chuckles) Nothing illegal, of course.
BS: Certainly not after president Bush. Getting back to Wikipedia: couldn’t I just go and correct that it’s NOT satire but serious journalism?
Ed: You can try, but they are just going to revert it and ban you “by consensus“.
BS: That’s awful. Let’s hear more about Truths like the Conservapedia. How has it been progressing?
Ed: It’s pretty great. Since our inception, Wikipedia has seen a colossal drop in enrolment (people coming to the side of the light).

demise of wikipedia

And we now have almost a million edits. The CBP…
BS: CBP?
Ed: Conservative Bible Project. We translate the Bible and its parables according to a conservative viewpoint.
BS: Great idea. Some of our readers and journalists may be interested in it – what languages do you need to speak to do the translation?
Ed: English suffices. We are simply translating Jesus’ sayings from King James Version into a more conservative English. For example, the myth that Christ forgave an adulteress cannot logically be true – how can He be light on crime? – so we removed the passage.
BS: I’ve always thought that story sounds like something the bleeding heart westcoast democrats would write.
Ed: So do we. The CBP has translated the New Testament and we’re getting it printed. In a month I’ll be travelling across the country, going to schools and playgrounds to distribute it. It is going to be a real fulfilling and fertile trip.
BS: Christ be with you. Thanks again for taking the time to speak the Truths to our readers, and all the best to you and the Conservapedia project.

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66 Comments

  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Conservapedia is truly the thinking person’s go to source for reference and personal values assessments. I appreciate the running quotes by subject and comparative analysis. Health Effects of Homosexual Lifestyle has over 15 general topics and 2 additional subtopics. Everything God fearing American’s need in one location.

    I am also proud of the fact that Conservapedia is only offered in American English and avoids foreign language interpretations so the word remains true.

    Thank you, ChristWire for again spreading the good news.

    Praise be,
    BB

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    • William Stephens

      The holy spirit filled Ed, Christwire, and yourself to make all this possible. May He keep America in good stead in secula seculorum. Will.

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  • Amazing stuff. As we have previously discussed the wikipediabooksleaks will be shutting down in March. It’s nice to know that God in his wisdom has provided a site that will pick up for these sites that have held mankind down for years.

    This site has some wonderful stuff, to show how up to date it is, from their article on Egypt:

    2011 Freedom Protests
    In January 2011, spurred by increasing food and oil prices as well as rampant corruption of the Muslim autocrats,[1] millions of Egyptians gathered at Tahrir square in Alexandria in an uprising. Conservatives, irked by the inactions of the liberal president and secretary of state, have taken this as a sign that the democrats implicitly supports the Mubarak dictatorship.[2] American leadership to democracy, the most promising of which includes personal intervention by Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.[3]

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  • I love it when you guys make things up. It’s hilarious.

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    • William Stephens

      I urge you to think about the implications of what you write in these comments. Can you still think of yourself as a patriotic American if you undermine our trust in a conservative Christian encyclopedia?

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      • …Yes, actually, I can think of myself as an American citizen and still question (and refuse to believe in) blatant stupidity and herd mentality. Which is exactly what you’re displaying now.

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        • Bill is made of rubber, and you are made of glue. Whatever you say bounces off him and sticks to you.

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

          One cannot “think” themselves into “being American” anymore effectively than one can “think” their way to Heaven.

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      • Yes simply because she loves her country and as far as I know USA is democratic republic and not a Theocracy so being christian or Not means actually nothing because you can be a Good american without being a christian

        you should learn the difference

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        • William Stephens William Stephens

          No POTUS other than Obama has been a Jew, a Buddhist, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Sikh, a Taoist, a Zorothusian, a Thorist, an Atheist, or an adherent of any other non-Christian religion. Please stop with your fringe conspiracy theories.

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          • And this country was founded on principles of religious freedom, and the principle of the separation of Church and State; that is, religion should play NO PART in the government’s duties and jobs. What you are suggesting is that one must be a Christian in order to be a “good” American. I’m agnostic, which is to say that I neither accept or deny that there is a god, or that there are many gods and goddesses, or that there is no higher being. I still do my civic duty and vote on issues that concern me, things like allowing gay marriage (which I firmly support) and for women to make their OWN choices regarding their reproductive rights (that is, pro-choice).

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          • Without considering the rights of the father or more importantly of the life inside? Really? Just so you’re not inconvenienced for a few months?

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          • What if having the child could cause medical complications for the mother, including death? What if the pregnancy was the result of rape or sexual abuse? It is the WOMAN who is carrying the child, not the man.

            She may choose to consult the child’s father, but ultimately, it is HER decision, because it is HER body. Few women choose to go through with an abortion because it would “inconvenience her for a few months”, and most consult family, friends, and their partner before making the decision.

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          • Rape abuse insest health risks. Gotcha! Totally support you.
            Beyond that its purely selfish and irresponsible birth control. Possibly murder (we will have to wait until we meet our maker to learn)

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          • It’s hardly “purely selfish and irresponsible birth control”. Not everyone has access to birth control. Things happen.

            What about women who are students? Who are in high school or college? Women for whom having a child would pose a serious risk to their education and the rest of their life? Are they being “selfish” by choosing to abort a fetus, so that they may finish their education before becoming a mother?

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          • Show me someone who doesn’t have access to birth control.
            It’s too bad they may have to take a year off of college. There are federal laws that require educational opportunities to be extended for women who need to take maternity leave at all levels of education. These women also have the wonderful option of adoption.

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

        William,

        I think the patriotism and pride in those that value the conservapedia with daily use for self study, those that contribute their time and skills as well as patriots like yourself that choose to stand up for the freedoms that make America a shining beacon of hope for the world are authentic in their comments as presented here.

        With the freedom of speech, we will experience the occasional boo-bird that just has to make the off color remark or non-sequitur reference to abortion. This is normal for an open forum that is targeted by non-patriots.

        Thanks again for a great piece!

        Praise be,
        BB

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  • actually your “liberal president” make the best choice of action

    to preserve your economy (sending army cost money)

    second egypt is a sovreign country what good USA will do there Obama didn’t support mubarak didactorship he even sent emmissary to tell yo Mubarak that he must leave

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    • Can you please provide more details to the 99% atheist charities vs. the 3% “Christian” charities? We need that Info ASAP.

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      • you or the “christian”

        thats 2 different thing it’s seems

        personally if you want to help other don,t follow any religiou charity group or government charity group for the matter

        Most of the money you give to group like doctor without border or red cross which are actually independant are given to buy new medicine and new way to help people accross the world, if they wanted they could not help them but hey they help them

        I don’t need a Factual source when we can see that in everyday life

        if you wnat my opinion you should believe in your own god no need to be a Member of a Thief group like the christian ( or any religion for the matters

        all of these religion despite homosexual the poor and the starving they don,t care about their fellow human being, for them, these people need to suffer to please their God

        You want that MeAwesome ? You want to make people suffer ? for what pleasure

        a Real loving God would not care much about what you are and what you are doing Homosexual bisexual or heterosexual black white asian latino he don’t care since he Loves all of us

        MeAwesome I suggest you to “stop being christian”‘ and loving your God in your own way you are better than that, or maybe you enjoy some people who rape children and steal money from the people to tell you what to do and I don’t even talk about the government

        for your question about the 3% go check Google

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        • Hi Millennium,
          I’m not sure what you are trying to say, but all we are trying to do is help people. You are the one who said our charity was bad and kept 97% of the donations and you knew of a better one that only kept 1%. You have convinced us and we are all for it. However time is urgent. We have searched but cannot find what you have mentioned. Please post the links you are referring to or give us a specific name.

          I hope you have a very good day and thanks.

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    • William Stephens

      America has never let cost stop her from doing what is right. Our men landed on Normandy at great costs to themselves; the tax rate was an unthinkable 90% back in that time. Why do we do that? Yes, to combat injustice and preserve the American way for others.

      Time and time again we demonstrate this principle: in Cuba, in Vietnam, in Irag (twice), and in Afghanistan. We, patriotic Christians, common Americans do the right thing for God and Country – which is why Sarah is the perfect person to lead the conquest of Egypt. Cowards think about risk and costs.

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      • okay tell me why did you go to Vietnam ?? oh yeah to fight “injustice” my ass you were there because you needed something from the vietnamese called ressource

        iraq(2) and afghanistan you went there because you wanted Oil

        and now you wanna go to egypt because of what ?? Oil again ?

        you don,t care about these people what you care most is to take their ressource and kill any men women and children who stand in your way

        you think we should trust you your God is a war God and you don’t deserve to have any allies, you are not worthy of our trust and respect

        fight for injustice my ass

        In WWII if it’s was not of japanese ( who some american provoked ) you would have stayed at home

        cuba the same story goes again the cuban war the missile crisis YOU provoked them they retaliate to you with missile crisis

        what you wnated is to show people you are the good guys so nobody can question your motive

        but we all Know the truth

        You don,t fight for justice you fight for greediness

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        • Actually Kennedy (a liberal democrat) invaded Vietnam and to clean up the mess the French started.
          There is no oil in Afghanistan, There is no oil in Egypt.

          And as for my Iraq, I am not for the americans still being here, but they have not taken any of our oil. They have gone out of their way to make sure that did not happen.

          You really need a history lesson

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          • So why you went here then ???

            and egypt not having Oil or gas ah make me laugh

            iraq too has it and afghanistan too, everyone know that I know my history much more betetr than you oh and by the way “iraqui” I thought you hated christianity what you doing here oh right you are not a real one am I right ?

            tell me also why more than 2500 soldier (american soldier ) deserted in afghanistan and Iraq ?

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        • Canada also provided assistance and supported the south during the American Civil War. Show me a country that hasn’t had its ups and downs. Overall the US has done better than most.

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        • Wow Millennium sure is ignorant. Does he really believe this tripe or is he just kidding?

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        • Aaron Cartlidge

          I read that he dosent speak english. No one could claim were “going for oil in egypt”. Even the most insane people wouldnt think that.
          And that the war wwith Japan was americas fault? Japan had attatcked and gone to war with quite a few countries before they bombed peral harbor. And remember the president then was your most liberal democrat ever.

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        • Millennium I came here because I found this article offensive. But your posting is both offensive and ignorant. You make all the other people here seem smart. I am not religious, but if I was I’d pray for you first.

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        • Wow you guys were right, this guy does make everyone else look smart. Obvious troll.

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        • Millennium has done us a great service.

          We may not agree on many things but his post has shown we can find common ground on some items. Like how much better the American educational system is than that of Canada and stupid people need help out there.

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          • oh yeah sorry for being “stupid” continue follow your educational system bunch of asshole when you will see your government laugh at your face with fake promise with “pure justice” don,t come crying for help the “canadian who are retarded ” according to some jack ass american won’t help your sorry ass anymore

            since you don’t need our help anyway since you are better than the entire world

            oh and american know your story will you before spewing nonsense

            I will help you on this case Vietnam you withdrawn you were in superior Number against the “enemy yet you withdrawn for no reason ?

            also many of the american wnated you to actually Invade egypt because they rebelled against your precious ally

            also I’m not liberal nor a democrat ( in Canada Liberals are actually on right side rememebr or you lack comprehension as well

            oh if your education system is so Good why is the foreigner who actually have better Grade than the actually jackass that you are ?

            Also My english is not my first language and I write far better than most of the jackass like you who seems so Much Powerful but you are just a Bunch of wacko

            oh and another note for yourself do you know where is your country in the world ? I hope so because seriously I would pity you

            I don’t need the american pity nor any country for the matter if you wnat My opnion you should stay in your little country and the world will be better if you get destroyed it’s none of My provlem

            because I know the truth yet you deny it and said I’m a troll or I don,t know my history

            Do you think communism are evil as well ? since it’s didnt exist or are you in favor of Hitler nationalism as well ?

            seriously Go educate yourself you seems pretty much more retarded than me

            and start by learning basic english while we are at it because I can write ( I said write not type ) far better than Most american with their fake slang and stupid typo

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        • Stephen Harper Prime Minister of Canada

          Millennium, can I send you wherever they send Christina Aguilera?
          You make us look bad.

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        • Millennium, as a Canadian, your post sickens me.

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        • English Teacher

          About Millennium, I’ve talked to him before, I think he’s disabled.

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        • Millennium, Your post is so inaccurate you must have been raised in a cave

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        • Millenniumisstupid

          Hey people, lay off Millennium!!

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      • Onward, Christian soldiers! I’d give ten praise clicks if I could.

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  • Poe’s law, indeed.

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    • Someone needs to look up the difference between a law and a theory.

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      • poe’s law is not a Theory since is an actual fact a Theory doesn’t have proven fact like the Big Bang theory of coruse the big bang theory has many factualk fact but is it enough I don’t think so

        poe’s law actually is for satire like this site

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        • William Stephens

          It saddens me to see that you insists on the tired, old, bent-out-of-shape arguments after the insights from Ed.

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        • By calling it a law you are proving how far science has fallen. What a shame.

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          • “Poe’s Law is an axiom suggesting that it’s difficult to distinguish between parodies of religious fundamentalism (or, more generally, parodies of any crackpot or extremist belief) and genuine proponents of religious fundamentalism, since they both seem equally insane. Conversely, real fundamentalism can easily be mistaken for a parody of fundamentalism. For example, some conservatives consider noted homophobe Fred Phelps to be so over-the-top that they argue he’s a “deep cover liberal” trying to discredit more mainstream homophobes.”

            RationalWiki (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law)

            It is not a “scientific” law at all; there’s nothing “scientific” about it.

            Similarly, we have Godwin’s Law:

            “Godwin’s Law was formulated by Mike Godwin in the 1990s and states: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.””

            RationalWiki (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Godwin's_Law)

            Neither are scientific “laws”, but are rules or observations regarding social behaviour.

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        • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

          POE (Point of Entry) for buildings is based on queuing theory. The “law” is more of a rule of thumb for planning entrances and egress of public access buildings for fire insurance purposes. While discussions on this site can become heated, queuing theory (or poe) probably has more application solving issues such as: how many printers do we need for the office, how many bank tellers, cashiers are needed for a business.

          For unlimited queuing capacity and the arrival time and the service times are distributed exponentially.

          The probability of having zero vehicles in the systems P = 1 – [rho]

          The probability of having n vehicles in the systems Pn = [rho] n Po

          Expected average queue length E(m) = [rho] [//] (1- [rho]

          Expected average total time
          E(v)=[rho]//]lambda]1-(rho])

          Expected average waiting time E(w) = E(v) – 1 [//] [mu]

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        • Blanche, your Knowledge of entry points always amazes me.

          POE Laws can also be laws that govern ports of entry, a front line on our fight against terrorism and illegals.

          RELEVANT CODES AND STANDARDS
          All ports of entry must be designed in accordance with the U.S. Land Port of Entry Design Guide (For Official Use Only).
          GSA owned land ports of entry must be designed in accordance with GSA P-100, Facilities Standards for the Public Buildings Service.
          All land ports of entry must conform with a building code, either one adopted by the local jurisdiction providing fire emergency services, or one adopted by GSA.
          Land Ports of Entry must also conform to state highway regulations
          A Land Port of Entry, also known as a border station, is the facility that provides controlled entry into or departure from the United States for persons and materials. It houses the U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and other Federal Inspection Agencies responsible for the enforcement of federal laws pertaining to such activities. The Land Port of Entry consists of the land, the buildings, and the on-site roadways and parking lots that the Port of Entry occupies. The facility serves as a point of contact for travelers entering or leaving the country for the purposes of enforcement; prevention of illegal aliens from entering the country; collection of revenues; prevention of injurious plants, animal pests, human and animal diseases from entering the country; examination of export documents; registration of valuable articles being temporarily taken out of the country; and commercial transactions.

          Located at land and inland water (river) boundaries with Canada and Mexico, land ports of entry have varying needs and requirements based on their location. For example, one land port of entry could be on a major shipping route and, therefore, process a high volume of commercial traffic and yet have virtually no pedestrian traffic. On the other hand, another land port of entry can process as many as 15,000 pedestrians each day. Beyond these obvious programmatic differences, the perceived threat at a land port of entry (e.g. terrorist and other illegal entry, drug smuggling, tax fraud, etc.) will have a significant impact on individual land port of entry design.
          Typically, the U.S. General Services Administration (GSA) or one of the Federal Inspection Agencies owns and operates these land ports of entry, although they may be leased to the government by municipalities, other local governments, or private entities such as toll bridges. GSA, through their Public Buildings Service, is typically responsible for border station facility development and management. For more information, contact the GSA Border Station Program.

          landentry_1.jpg

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          • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

            Oh, MeAwesome, you keep me grounded. Being landlocked, my knee jerk explanation is biased. Thanks for the rebound save, you rock! Praise click!

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          • Based on both of our posts I wonder if the POE references on this site are terrorist threats or communications to our buildings or our ports?

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          • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

            I’m sure the ChristWire staff has appropriate safeguards and abatement procedures in place if any mischief occurs. I heard they are a backup site for the iiiGod Trinity Broadband Network portal, so that is pretty sophisticated. I heard the owners keep all the electonicals in a secret cave location with the main offices wired for dummy computers.

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          • Thanks, as a parent and husband, sometimes I needlessly worry.

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          • I feel the need to help you because now seriously you show stupidity or either you trolling

            http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law

            its the first entry on google.com there is much more on the other entry even from conservapedia

            and all of these actually said the same thing

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          • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

            Mi Li,

            Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on you twice. Please stop trying to promote your “dong doodles” on this site. Decent, God fearing people are not pleased to see your endowment-financed noodling. Stop it.

            BB

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  • True Christwire material, taking the very limits of sanity to their extremes.

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  • “Ed: English suffices. We are simply translating Jesus’ sayings from King James Version into a more conservative English. For example, the myth that Christ forgave an adulteress cannot logically be true – how can He be light on crime? – so we removed the passage.”
    Im pretty sure tampering with the bible is forbiden fucktard. Learn your own religion.

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    • William Stephens William Stephens

      Paul: from my understanding Ed and the Conservapedia group was not trying to tamper with the Bible. As you can see clearly from the quote yourself has quoted, all they’re doing is re-translating it.

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    • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

      I think that kind of language is an indicator of issues beyond biblical scholarship.

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  • Tyson Bowers III

    I would just like to say BB shines light on the posts that are filled with darkenss

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  • “Well, I was a choirmaster for 25 years: being around young impressionable boys give me so much pleasure. It was so exciting teaching them how to tame that ring of smooth muscle – and the serene angelic sounds they make the first time! After, well, after I was retired from the school I thought I may get the same thrill at other educational sites. I was an editor at Wikipedia for about 8 years, rising rapidly through the ranks. It was only when I became one of the, well, one of those in the inner sanctum so to speak, that I found out what it is all about.”

    Ed Poor sounds like a pederast.

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    • William Stephens William Stephens

      My apologies, but it is against my professional conduct to identify my sources.

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  • Conservapedia + Wikipedia. The two are forever intertwined even though the later is much bigger.

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  • The “Smoothe ring of muscle” but was a bridge too far. Beyond that, quite funny however.

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  • I’m confused, why would a Bible translator need to speak another language? Everyone knows The Bible was written in English.

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  • This is a troll site!!!!!oneoneone1111111

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