Why Most Liberal Women Are Single
Do you really want to wake up to this every morning?
A new study came out last week that claims more liberal women in this country are without significant others than their conservative counterparts. This comes as no surprise to me, however I know the rest of the world doesn’t share my Reagan-like Godly powers of deduction. So here are a few reasons why liberal women are undesirables and end up as old spinsters with lots of cats.
Feminism
No man wants to end up in a relationship with a beast who doesn’t shave and quotes Sylvia Plath all day long. Young hipsters in Europe may think its edgy but hard working American men have no interest in such drivel. Hillary Clinton had to back out of the Presidential race because of her hound-dogging behavior. Lucky we had Sarah Palin show up to add class back to politics.
The lack of ability to take care of a family
Women who want a career end up being bad mothers. Bad mothers end up having liberal children who commit crimes and disrespect Jesus. Our society is going to hell because of the previous generation of working mothers who destroyed their children’s lives by never being home to cook dinner or clean the living room. Just like Kenyan President Barack Obama’s mother.
Drugs and alcohol
Most liberal women, in my experience, have experimented with drugs. They go to bars trying to meet foreigners who share their communist views, so they are also heavy alcoholics. This doesn’t change if they happen to marry and have kids, and usually causes divorce and orphans. No guy enjoys having to hold his girlfriend’s hair while she pukes because she can’t keep her hands off the cheap vodka.
Lack of education
Most liberal women haven’t completed high school and have three kids from as many different guys by the time they are 22. The more educated a woman is, the more conservative her viewpoints will be. I’ll bet if you randomly asked a liberal woman where Libya is and why Reagan bombed them in the eighties, her blank expression would be epic. They know very little of politics and world events, hence their left leaning ideas.
You never find conservative strippers…
Because decent women would never show their breasts for money. Only harlots and whores do such things. And decent fellows don’t advocate such behavior, unless they are mongers of said whores. Some women would call it ‘self expression’. For me, there is another term that comes to mind: charlatan.
You can’t bring them home to your parents
Because they will likely show their breasts or foolishly mention reading the communist manifesto and thinking it was such an awesome book. Bringing shame on your family by bringing such a cretin into their household is not only forbidden by the Bible but the privacy laws laid out in the Constitution by our great forefathers. Your better off bringing home a prostitute.
Sexual Experiences
Just as you never find a conservative stripper, you never find a conservative lesbian. Liberal goes with gay like peanut butter goes with bananas and chopped off crust: perfectly. If you do not heed these words, don’t be surprised when your newlywed wife confesses to you about her ’experimental’ phase in college where she had an orgy with the entire African American football team after their big loss to show a little ’team spirit’.
That is seven points. By this time you should be convinced and there should be no need to go further. If you aren’t, and still considering marrying a liberal woman, enjoy your life with a whore.
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9:27 pm
“No man wants to end up in a relationship with a beast who doesn’t shave and quotes Sylvia Plath all day long.”
I’m a feminist, and not only do I shave every few days (shaving every day creates razor burn, as I’m sure you’re aware) but I don’t even know who Sylvia Plath is.
“Women who want a career end up being bad mothers.”
Cite some sources before making such outrageous claims, please.
“Most liberal women, in my experience, have experimented with drugs.”
I haven’t. I’ve never even drunk alcohol and I’m 20.
“They go to bars trying to meet foreigners who share their communist views, so they are also heavy alcoholics.”
You can’t make a generalization about all liberal women based on your experiences.
“The more educated a woman is, the more conservative her viewpoints will be.”
You’re contradicting yourself. According to you, conservative women are those who will forgo college educations in favor of marriage and family, which are the “right” and “godly” things for a young woman to do. Therefore, the women with the higher levels of education are the liberal women.
“They know very little of politics and world events, hence their left leaning ideas.”
Source?
“You never find conservative strippers…”
So I take it you’ve asked all of the strippers at the clubs that you peruse what their political affiliations are?
“Your better off bringing home a prostitute.”
And YOU’RE better off completing third grade.
“If you do not head these words”
That’s “heed”.
“don’t be surprised when your newlywed wife confesses to you about her ’experimental’ phase in college where she had an orgy with the entire African American football team after their big loss to show a little ’team spirit’.”
What does that have to do with lesbianism?
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9:44 pm
“That’s “heed”.”
You made three errors yourself Snedecker.
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9:59 pm
Please point them out. By the way, my last name doesn’t have a “c” in it.
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10:07 pm
Actually, my partner found 7 but I gave you 4 of them.
Here is 1 example. You have used Drunk as a verb.
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10:12 pm
Please give me all seven.
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10:29 pm
Thumbs up for you for recognizing the difference between a verb and past participle.
Also, good for you in resisting a university education and settling for a college trade degree.
Not everyone can be a Veterinarian.
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10:40 pm
I asked you for my seven errors. Present them.
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10:44 pm
I think you should apologize to this author and other people who you have needlessly corrected. Admit that no one appointed you as censor and promise you will not do it again.
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12:19 am
Oh, Claire, your granola dyke democrat rhetoric is as limp as the skipping male counterparts of your “community”. Take the hint and shave the pit.
Blessed be,
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12:26 am
Claire isn’t a dyke, m’dear. I am.
A girl doesn’t need to be sleeping with dozens of men at age twenty, or have a boyfriend, or a husband, or whatever, to prove that she’s “straight”. I suggest you go back to your little prayer circles and ask your god for some intelligence.
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9:40 am
I think Claire was clearly smoking some crack, with her communist lesbian friends, before writing her preposterous comment.
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1:27 pm
Claire, you’ve already confessed that you hate men. You have stated that the idea of a man’s essence entering your secret place fills you nausea and vertigo. This is because you are a classic lesbian in the making.
It’s only so long before you’re like a plec suckling its little mouth in the big tanks of lesbianism, furiously searching for more and more to satiate your bleak future of being a submerged diver.
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2:06 pm
You know, not every heterosexual [or bisexual] woman dreams of having a guy shoot a load of sperm into her vagina. It’s actually rather disgusting to think about, from any point of view.
I think you’re just upset because you’ve never been able to have a girlfriend in your life. Any woman would leave you the minute your bigoted, antiquated notions of society came into view.
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1:17 am
not true .. most woman only care about one thing .. money ..
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1:22 am
I care about money to the extent that I can feed myself and afford to, on occasion, go out to dinner or a movie with friends.
MOST women care about other people, you dumbshit.
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9:32 pm
Liebral women also have long armpit hair that they braid for each other. Can’t take that to the beach sober.
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10:01 pm
Right, and conservative women have no gag reflexes.
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10:02 pm
I think you’ve been too subtle with this one. Love it!
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10:17 pm
Good one, certain visitors should take a page from your book.
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10:34 pm
“Also, good for you in resisting a university education and settling for a college trade degree.
Not everyone can be a Veterinarian.”
Oh, and what profession are YOU planning on going into?
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10:39 pm
I’m an attorney and my partner is a retired chef. He is now a stay at home parent.
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10:45 pm
Now please tell me what is wrong with being a vet tech.
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10:47 pm
Nothing, just like there is nothing wrong with all the people you make fun of here on a daily basis.
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10:52 pm
“Nothing, just like there is nothing wrong with all the people you make fun of here on a daily basis.”
So you’re saying that there IS something wrong with being a vet tech. Please explain it. Oh, and I still have nothing against gays. If you’re still working off of the assumption that since this is a “parody site” it means that I am saying the exact opposite of what I am truly thinking, then you are STILL wrong. Perhaps you should take issue with Tyson, since he apparently thinks that saying things like “gays are dirty” is amusing.
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11:03 pm
2 more errors claire. Yeah you are different.
They have their funny little site and they keep it to themselves, if people come, they come, if they don’t they don’t, they don’t go attack other sites. You chose to attack people here having a good time. They use clever phrases and humor; you use words like “dumbfuck” and make fun of spelling. Give it a rest Claire. I will when you will.
Sorry for intruding Alex Keating. I get the name reference by the way. Funny read, and keep it up.
Got to get back to the Oscars, it’s a gay thing. See you later Claire.
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10:47 pm
“I think you should apologize to this author and other people who you have needlessly corrected. Admit that no one appointed you as censor and promise you will not do it again.”
I think you should point out my seven errors, newbie.
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10:52 pm
You just keep proving our point don’t you? I said that there were 4; I disagree with the other three and I gave you the first (actually it’s the second). After all what does he know he’s a mindless dancing fan!
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10:57 pm
If I were to admit off of this site that I was duped into thinking Tyson and his ilk were being serious in their hatred of gays and that I was honestly trying to defend gays, would you believe me, or would you keep ridiculing me, accusing me of homophobia, and posting pictures of my house?
I’d gladly admit it here, but, you know, since this is a “parody site” nothing can be believed, can it?
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11:22 pm
You mind explaining why you’re hounding on someone simply because they don’t like a show you like? Because she said it had mindless viewers? Don’t you think harassing someone based on that and the theory that she’s a ‘secret homophobe’ make that statement rather true?
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10:54 pm
7 huh? Ok.
1. “I’m a feminist, and not only do I”
No need for a comma. It’s bad grammar.
2. “I’ve never even drunk alcohol a”
Drank.
3. “Cite some sources before making such outrageous claims, please.”
Again, your commas hurt my feelings.
4. “Source?”
Not a complete sentence.
5. “And YOU’RE better off completing third grade.”
All caps. Not accepted as proper grammar.
6. “That’s “heed”.”
It would actually be ‘heed’, not “heed”. One extra quotation mark makes a huge difference.
7. “So I take it you’ve asked all of the strippers at the clubs that you peruse what their political affiliations are?”
You are not using the word ‘peruse’ correctly. I do not think you know what it means.
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11:19 pm
You know what I think?
I think that you were, at one point, rejected by a woman who identified as a liberal, and have taken it upon yourself to lump all liberal females into the same pot. What a shame.
I’m sure that, if you really were a Christian, you’d be able to abide by Jesus’ commandment for you to “love thy neighbour as thyself”, and to “judge not, lest ye be judged”. You’re just a bitter, hate-filled man who cannot cite a single source for his wild claims, much like the other “authors” on this website.
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11:34 pm
I had a liberal leaning girlfriend once. She didn’t reject me. She died in a car accident.
Thanks for bringing that up though.
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11:41 pm
And so, you feel that the best way to honour her memory is to slander all women who lean in a similarly liberal fashion? That’s even worse. You clearly didn’t care for her much, or you would spend your time more productively. Instead, you have chosen to say cruel, hateful things about a group of people.
What if I were to write a similar article against conservatives? Against Christians? An article full of generalisations and hatred, just as this piece of yours is nothing but generalisations and hatred against a group of people?
If you are truly a Christian, as you so claim, then you will apologise for this article, and spend your time productively, perhaps by doing something to help others who are less fortunate than you are, and will cease being such a judgmental fellow.
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12:46 am
Does anyone think…
“then you will apologise for this article, and spend your time productively, perhaps by doing something to help others who are less fortunate than you are, and will cease being such a judgmental fellow.”
sounds like….
Think you should apologize to this author and other people who you have needlessly corrected. Admit that no one appointed you as censor and promise you will not do it again.
Also Claire, RD spelled apologize wrong., please chastise her.
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11:44 pm
Well, it’s a long story. She was riding on John Kerry’s campaign right before the entire thing hit a brick wall.
And why would I help out those less fortunate than I? Obama already steals our money and gives it to them.
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12:13 am
“And why would I help out those less fortunate than I? Obama already steals our money and gives it to them.”
Oh, maybe because Jesus, in the New Testament, called for his followers to “love thy neighbour as thyself”, to “judge not, lest ye be judged”. He forgave adulterers and tax collectors, healed the lepers and possessed, and was generally an all-around good guy. How can you call yourself a Christian, and yet ignore all of your saviour’s teachings?
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12:26 am
Oh, Mr. Keating, it is so commendable of you to attempt to guide the aimless efforts of such loosey goosey lefties as RD. Though it is painfully laughable to see her/him/it draw from the Bible to with such baseless liberal dross in response.
Blessed be art thee,
G
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2:08 pm
Looks like you didn’t graduate high school.
“Blessed be art thee”? That’s just nonsense in an attempt to sound vaguely intelligent.
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11:42 pm
Alex. Interesting article. When courting, we didn’t have to worry about liberal women, there were only conservative and more conservative. I preferred the regular conservative if you know what I mean.
“So here are a few reasons why liberal women are undesirables and end up as old spinsters with lots of cats.”
My children always liked watching that Simpsons show. Your quote reminds me of the old lady who throw’s all the cats.
DWTSfan: I don’t agree with your methods, but I have a feeling Mr. Billings would offer to buy you a drink, wherever he is.
BB: I hope your reading this, don’t drink milk when doing so.
Alex again: Reading your seven errors gave me a noser and ruined my milk. I have terrible grammar though. Too much science and math courses I’m afraid.
Claire: Nothing wrong with being a vet tech. Be the best one you can be, just be nicer.
Comedian : What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Also have you seen Human Target?
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11:47 pm
Can’t say I have. Is it any good?
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11:49 pm
yeah, “the comedian” is the best in it. I dont watch much TV. But I do watch that. It is a little bit right wing though.
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12:05 am
haha You asked that because of that dude and my name, didn’t you? Wrong guy though, it’s the one with the mask, but close enough.
I’ll have to give it a watch when I have the time. Did a quick look up of it (hence why I know it’s the actor who played the guy with the mask), and it seems pretty interesting.
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12:13 am
Oh, gotcha, I was talking about Rorschach. My bad. Thanks for being positive about it though.
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2:45 pm
is not a guys named the comedian in the movie Watchmen as well ?
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12:03 am
Your comment warms the spirit of Reagan’s heart. It is good to see decent Conservatives are still out there.
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3:56 am
Ike, Nixon, Regan, Bush I, and Bush II will allways have the great state of Idaho at their disposal sir.
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12:36 am
This the best u got?
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12:51 am
Glad you asked.
No.
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1:19 am
Alex,
I think this was absolutely definitive work. While many of the comments here reflect the self hate and low societal regard many liberal women embody, it is merely the fear and scorn of the freedoms afforded the modern conservative woman.
I hope to read more of your work soon.
Kind regards,
BB
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1:30 am
Praise click you BB for using “societal”
I had my second noser of the day. This one was more expensive than milk.
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4:39 pm
Thank you, thank you for this! It’s the best thing I’ve ever read. I haven’t laughed so much since I met my boyfriend’s parents and exposed myself to them while taking drugs and kicking their cat.
Just one correction: Sylvia Plath is for pussies. Andrea Dworkin, now SHE da man! We feminists enjoy her weighty academic tomes far more than Plath’s slim little volumes of poetry – we don’t actually *read* them, obviously, since none of us finished high school, but they make a very satisfying ‘crunch’ noise when brought down on our boyfriend’s heads for complaining about having to cook tofu again.
Keep up the good work, earnest Christian types! Oh, and by the way: it’s “YOU’RE better off bringing home a prostitute”.
See you! I’m off to apply for a reality TV show, since Sarah Palin does it and we all know she’s the epitome of class.
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5:44 pm
How can you people call yourselves Christians and write such atrocities? I sadly feel that I have to pray for your souls. 1st of all, I am a liberal woman and guess what? I can cook and I do it most days of the week. My children are at the tops of their class and I am a professional working on a Doctorate degree. Most of my education was paid for by merit scholarships so for you to make such generalizations about women who refuse to bow down to the male then you are an idiot. TRY reading your bible…God made Eve from Adam’s rib so that she could be by his side…not walking behind him!
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6:16 pm
“Most of my education was paid for by merit scholarships so for you to make such generalizations about women who refuse to bow down to the male then you are an idiot.”
This is juvenile wording. It says Doctorate from the Caribbean or mailorder.
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6:22 pm
Are you jealous of a woman who graduated from college, and is having a successful life?
It’s okay. Someone will always pay you for sex, Blanche.
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6:27 pm
Sigh.
No RD, I’m not. I have multiple degrees, none trade or associate.
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6:35 pm
Oh, really?
Certainly seems like it. You also have a thing for only agreeing with people who have the same antiquated viewpoints as you, despite the vast amount of offensive comments they make. For a woman who claims to be educated and have “multiple degrees, none trade or associate”, you certainly strike me as someone who got no further than their high school diploma.
Were your degrees in “feminine studies” and “fundamentalist Christianity”?
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6:54 pm
No.
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12:26 am
“none trade or associate”
Somehow missed that earlier. Unions have tricked today’s kids into thinking status quo is somehow ok. That not pushing yourself to be better than your predecessors is ok. That just doing the minimum is ok. This is why America is falling apart. That and satan.
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6:48 pm
RD, Blanche has a masters in Whoreology and an associates in Bitch Studies.
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6:50 pm
She didn’t opt for a bachelor’s in Fellatio?
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6:53 pm
Carefull…. Be nice
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7:36 pm
You realise that, by giving out Claire’s surname, the location of her home, and now threatening to release her telephone number, you are harassing and, in a way, stalking her? You can be legally prosecuted for this in a court of law, and, believe me, you will be IF you do not cease this childish behaviour.
She made a comment that hurt your feelings. It’s time you got over it and stopped interfering in her life.
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7:43 pm
Thank you, RD.
All of this because I said that his beloved TV show is stupid. Sheesh…
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8:23 pm
Claire, this is not illegal. It’s all public information free on the web. And it’s certainly not any more illegal than the many threats you have posted here.
We’ve been doing some searching. If you do a search for this site and export all her posts get some surprising stuff. It only takes a few minutes if you know what you are doing.
Not only is she incredibly mean but she herself has stalked Stephenson Billings on this site and off of it. She is relentless and easily guilty of libel.
She is a common mis-speller. Just running a basic spell checker revealed 1721 spelling errors on her posts alone. This does not count grammatical and punctuation errors. Yet she constantly has the need to point out other peoples errors.
If you set an rss feed to download every 1-3 seconds you will see that she often rates up her own postings. It is possible we found. If you have one browse window open with no tabs, you can submit a post. If after it posts you don’t do anything but find your new post you have a single chance to give yourself a rating. And before she denies it, we have proof. The rss feeds downloading so quick mean that someone has to read her post and click on it really within a few seconds of her post. Being this happens a lot it’s impossible to be anyone but her.
Also if you compare her posts to the comedian, there is an 80% likelihood they are the same person. The posts have similar linguistic styles. One clue is the phrase “Wow just wow”. Look it up.
Claire, you tone it down and we will disappear forever. Even if you stopped judging peoples spelling we would be happy. And no more dudes nude Adam!!!!!!
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8:26 pm
She posted her name herself. Here on this site. More than once actually.
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8:55 pm
//Claire, this is not illegal. It’s all public information free on the web.//
Right, I’m sure the judge will be happy to hear as to why you decide to plaster information that is gotten from shady sources and considered to be quite illegal when in the hands of the public.
//And it’s certainly not any more illegal than the many threats you have posted here.//
The people she aims her threats at are more than capable of defending themselves and have the power to report her as they so wish. You have jumped on this site with the main intention of hounding and harassing someone simply because they don’t like your favorite show, and your actions have been more than harmful than some words.
//We’ve been doing some searching. If you do a search for this site and export all her posts get some surprising stuff. It only takes a few minutes if you know what you are doing.//
So she’s a bit mean and rude with her words, so what? Rather than show her points as being wrong, you just flat-out insult her and rage around like a mindless troll.
//Not only is she incredibly mean but she herself has stalked Stephenson Billings on this site and off of it. She is relentless and easily guilty of libel.//
Last I checked, she doesn’t post his contact information whenever he shows up. It’s one thing to insult, it’s another to physically stalk someone with the intent to harm.
//She is a common mis-speller. Just running a basic spell checker revealed 1721 spelling errors on her posts alone. This does not count grammatical and punctuation errors. Yet she constantly has the need to point out other peoples errors.//
Again, a common tactic employed that’s stuck to her habit when you argue with people who do use that as a reason as to why ‘you are wrong and I am right’. Rather than point out how silly this can seem, you’ve done the same to her and you’re just as guilty of it as she is.
//If you set an rss feed to download every 1-3 seconds you will see that she often rates up her own postings. It is possible we found. If you have one browse window open with no tabs, you can submit a post. If after it posts you don’t do anything but find your new post you have a single chance to give yourself a rating. And before she denies it, we have proof. The rss feeds downloading so quick mean that someone has to read her post and click on it really within a few seconds of her post. Being this happens a lot it’s impossible to be anyone but her.//
“I mean, it’s not like people support her opinions and stay on this site and see her posts or anything, that’d be ridiculous!”
//Also if you compare her posts to the comedian, there is an 80% likelihood they are the same person. The posts have similar linguistic styles. One clue is the phrase “Wow just wow”. Look it up.//
If Claire and I are the same person, then there needs to be a psychotherapist or something brought in since thoughts becoming physical and taking on a life of it’s own is pretty fucked up. Honestly, that sounds like a pretty interesting movie that I’d watch.
To be serious though, just because two people have similar styles of writing against certain people, that doesn’t mean they’re the same. You think someone who fancies themselves as a smart computer person would realize this quite easily.
//Claire, you tone it down and we will disappear forever. Even if you stopped judging peoples spelling we would be happy. And no more dudes nude Adam!!!!!!//
If YOU apologize for the insults and shit YOU have done, I’m sure Claire would apologize for her comments about Dancing With The Stars. Even if she doesn’t, why the fuck do you care? It’s one person’s opinion about a fucking show, don’t you have bigger things to worry about? Like shouldn’t you be more concerned about the treatment and attitude of and towards homosexuals from extremists who put them down? I’m pretty sure that your basic rights are a much bigger focus than who likes some show on FOX.
//She posted her name herself. Here on this site. More than once actually.//
Posting her name is one thing. Posting her address, photos of her house, and her house number are entirely different.
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1:02 pm
these weirdo doesn’t smell “homosexual” at all because homosexual would not care about other Opinion about a show
I know what I mean I have gay friend who talked to me about a show and watched it and told him I didn’t like it for X reason he didn’t started to yell at me or Insult me
so dancing with the star fans … Get lost okay you are just a Bunch of lair stalker and good for jail
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8:39 pm
Will everybody just quit it!!!!!
Gay Claire haters: I appreciate your anger and frustration, but enough is enough.
Claire: You have to tone it down. Don’t be so outright nasty. No one is perfect, not even you.
“Can’t we all just get along” – Rodney King
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9:00 pm
MA, telling a flaming liberal to calm down, is like asking a rapist to be more gentle.
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10:46 pm
The internets feel tainted.
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10:53 pm
The gay Claire haters were right, you can praise click yourself using the method they described.
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4:10 pm
You can go on believing that, but I’ll always know the truth, and that’s all that matters to me.
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10:30 pm
I think this whole thing is ridiculous.
Good Americans should read this article, agree and praise it thusly, then go about their business. I’m shocked at the backlash. Must be coming from Europe.
True Americans agree with me. Only communists hate the goodness I bestowed upon the Internet with this fine piece of investigative journalism.
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I agree completely. These liberal boo-birds’ only contribution to the discussion is to serve as exemplars of traits you delineate from your investigation.
We would all like to believe that all women are as intelligent and attractive as conservative women. Unfortunately, abnormalities occur in nature.
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1:17 am
I would think that, since you claim to be a “political intern currently working for the Republican party in Washington”, you would know that, in order to change things, it is necessary to form a discussion on the subject. From what you’re saying, all you want is for things to remain as they are, just for the sake of having people blindly agree with you.
You provide no facts for your article. You must be a politician, then. They’re all liars.
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12:52 pm
The republican didn’t even proposed any idea for the economy recession what they did is Bitching about Obama and thats all they didn,t even help their country all they said is : show us obama’s birth certificate” or “he is not christian”
But they didn’t prove anything of the matters and they didn’t listen to the people neither, all they did is stoping the progress stoping the economy so you will be more longer in recession and blaming it on Obama’s administration when actually the problem was republican
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1:09 am
cheap vodka = alcoholics .. go get grey goose if you have any class ..
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10:59 am
My investigation in the domestic liberal arts, while more academic rather than practical, reveals that some will filter the impurities from “cheap” vodka using water filtering pitchers (such as Britta, among others) two to three times for a more premium quality.
Certain forums and most abstracts on the subject convey a sense of delight in the deception. A common ruse played out with ‘friends’ (liberal definition) includes cheap, plastic bottle vodka presented as premium to unsuspecting guests. As always the liberals will use underhanded means to elevate their status and secretly spit in the drink.
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7:43 pm
It is clearly stated in the Bible that the woman is to be subservient to the man…these Liberal, man-hating woman just can’t wrap their head around that one. They are single because they refuse their God ordained duty to SERVE their man.
All that extra-curricular fornicating that those Liberal Hussies do is just shameful. Porsche, down at the gentlemen’s club, has THREE babies by different Daddies! I always tip her a little extra, and get a private dance, because I feel sorry for those kids. Well, Liberal Little Whore that she is, at least she knows a woman’s place, if you know what I mean…
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10:47 pm
HAH! How kind of you, sir. Looking out for those “Liberal Whores” at the strip club.
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10:43 pm
Aren’t Christians supposed to be “Christ-like”? I find it hilarious how you Bible-thumpers talk about purity and how evil any deviation from your warped idea of normal is, all while being one of the most hateful groups out there.
At least those “edgy Europeans” aren’t as apt to tote loaded guns and kill each other for their close-minded convictions. I don’t think Jesus likes hate very much.
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11:17 am
What is the diffrecne between liberal and conservative woman?
One is single and one is married to her brother.
*badum tish*
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4:58 pm
Hey guess what?
Claire can say whatever the hell she wants to, just as you have CLEARLY demonstrated here. It’s called freedom of speech and thanks to you, we have plenty to say.
It’s no wonder you have to pick on stupid little issues like grammatical errors. What a waste of life you are. I’ll be sure to pray for you. MY God is forgiveness. MY God is love. I dont know what “God” you think you are serving, but its definitely NOT the “Christian” one. Maybe when your flesh is burnt to a crisp in Hell, you will realize the error of your ways. If not, your choice. Either way, the world will be a MUCH better place when you judgmental fucks are gone.
MY generation (I’m 23) will be sure you are forgotten, along with your blasphemous and dense hatred. You are the scum of the earth. Even worse than those “gays” or “adulterers”. Only God can judge, but simply based off of what I’ve seen here today, you’ll have a one-way ticket straight to the Fire Pit.
P.S. You bitches were all born out of a vagina. More than likely, a liberal vagina. You should probably just kill yourself now.
And Alex Keating – You sir are the biggest piece of shit on here. You and Sarah Palin should get together, go fuck a moose, and then kill yourselves.
Go ahead and pick out allllll the grammatical errors you can find. I dont give a fuck, that is no where near as important as verbally beating you “Righteous Ones” to a pulp. I’m just getting started…
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1:16 am
Bre i have read nearly ever comment that has been made on this page and i have to say that what you said is only thing that has made absolutely compelled to write something my self and that is that i agree with you completely. You RD and Kelli are the only ones who seem to have a clue.
Who cares about grammatical mistakes, if you can get what the person is trying to say then get over it. The last time i looked this wasn’t a classroom and no one here asked for a grammar lesson. Also if you are really a christrian then you would leave the judging up to the only living being that has the right to do that and that is the almighty god in heaven and no one else.
And a special note to MR. Alex Keating, You need to get your sources checked. You claim to be an investigative journalist and yet nothing you said on here about a liberal woman is true. My grandmother was a liberal woman who at 13 started taking care of her younger brothers and sisters because her mother died. She then got a degree in nursing, worked a full time job, and raised 3 boys, all while still keeping a clean and tidey home. Then she continued to do this when she took in me and my younger brother and raised us as well. She was a strong woman who never backed down from the crap life threw at her and she had a strong husband that she stood by every day for 35 yrs until she died, and for the record i lived with her for 10 yrs and never once did i see any hair on her onther than the hair on the top of her head. I am now a 22 yr old woman with a family of my own and my husband loves the fact that i am a strong, hardworking and loving woman just as my grandmother was, and i’m appauled by the things that you have said in your rediculous article.
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12:42 pm
@Just Had To Share –
Thanks for the support girl. Be proud of who you are, and I shall do the same. Thank you for being an intelligent woman, it seems as though there are very few on this site. I hold so much faith in you, and people like you. Women especially. You make a great example girl, keep going strong.
I have had numerous people tell me this site is not a legit site. I don’t care. Whatever this is, whoever runs it, is by far, lower than they claim everyone else to be. Do you know who all of you sound like? Are you looking to create another “perfect” race based off of your example? Your hate is eerily similar to a very well-known dictator. It’s a good thing there are intelligent people in this world to overshadow your ignorance. We’ll stomp you bastards into the ground before you can use your god as a weapon. I say “your god” because as I stated before, I don’t know who you think you’re serving or supporting with your hate, but I can tell you it’s not Jesus Christ. And for the record, idolization of self is blasphemy.
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1:51 pm
This is exactly why you are all single.
“Do you know who all of you sound like? Are you looking to create another “perfect” race based off of your example? Your hate is eerily similar to a very well-known dictator”
Who do we sound like?
The only controversy here was the war between Claire and the CHHG’s
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2:14 pm
“The only controversy here was the war between Claire and the CHHG’s”
What are CHHGs?
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2:15 pm
Claire Hating Homo Gays
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2:19 pm
Look dipshit, the fact that you’re calling gays “homo gays” is enough to prove that the homophobe here is you, not me.
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2:26 pm
No it separates the word Gay from “happy” or the usage “that’s so gay” Its common now and respectful.
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2:33 pm
@MeAwesome – YouIdiot. LOL I’m not single… way to sound like a jackass you dumbfuck. And your last comment didn’t even make sense. YouRealRetarded.
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3:03 pm
I’m just trying to make the world a better place. You are the one using verbiage that’s offensive to women and Canadians.
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10:56 pm
Assuming this study isn’t complete bullshit, it makes sense that conservative women are more likely to be in a relationship than liberal feminists. They feel it’s necessary whereas, from my experience, most feminist don’t. We can make our own money, we can love who we want and we can live how we want. What do we NEED a man for? Unless of course, we WANT to be with him. It’s much harder to find a man we WANT to be with than NEED to be with. I’m sure the author misses the day of yore when it would be legal for him to beat his wife and ILLEGAL for her to divorce him. THANK YOU SYLVIA PLATH!
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6:28 pm
@amber Dawn “It’s much harder to find a man we WANT to be with than NEED to be with.” Very astute comment and I second that!
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6:42 pm
You used the word ‘astute’ wrong. I do not think you know what it means.
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4:26 pm
Actually, liberal women are more educated than conservative women and they make more money, which is why liberal women are single. Plus, liberal women are more likely to sleep around with other men.
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8:31 am
I love it when you extreme conservative jerks write articles like this. You don’t even realize how ignorant you sound. We liberals don’t even have to try to discredit you, you’re doing a great job all by yourselves. So, thanks!
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1:50 am
I have noticed that most comments on this article that defended liberal women were left by women themselves. I think that’s great that they are standing up for themselves agaist you womanizer extremists. Well I am a 26 year old male. Would it help to hear it from me? Since you people obviously don’t care for women’s opinions. I have a very loving liberal wife. We have been married for 4 years and 2 months. I am very proud to say that she has an exellent job working for the government. One of her co-workers (at the same pay-grade as her) happens to be hispanic. I’m guessing you think that is in some way a crime? Is it because she is female? Or because her co-worker is hispanic?
I have chosen to be a stay at home dad to support my wife’s goals in her career and in life. If you think i am a closet homosexual for that, ok. Your outrageous comments in your article are not only extremist views, but they are also just so ridiculous that most likely 99.99 percent of the U.S. population would disagree with anyways.
Me and my wife also attend many of the gay pride festivals, including the most recent one in Richmond, Virginia. I have a lesbian sister and I know God loves her just as he loves me. He would not have made her lesbian from birth if he wanted her to be straight. I believe the God you worship, Alex, is a God of pure hate. Because I know the God I worship is one of love for all his creations, no matter their race, sex, or sexuality. I’m leaving this comment not to warn people you extremists are very wrong, I’m leaving this comment to try to tell you guys that no matter how many grammar mistakes you correct, or how many liberals you call whores, it will not make up for the fact that you are filled with hate and sin.
P.S. leave the judging of “liberal whores” and “homosexual rapists” up to our Lord. You were never given the right by him to label people like that.
With much love,
Proud liberal MALE & gay marriage SUPPORTER
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11:08 pm
This is one of the first threads I have seen which consistently has the praise clicks going in the right direction! Praise!
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