A Cat for Claire: A Pure Pet Earth Documentary
– Invasive and Exotic Species of North America –
Any species, including its seeds, eggs, spores, or other biological material capable of propagating that species, that is not native to that ecosystem; and whose introduction does or is likely to cause economic or environmental harm or harm to human health.
American purity stands in peril. The flora and fauna of our nation rot under the suffocating cloak of selfish greed and scientific ignorance. People litter their yards with seeds from the Orient, unaware that the simple grasses they grow can one day cause such catastrophic change, that their local ecosystems are ravaged from an alien invader.
When thinking of invasive aliens, most people will think of a sulking Mexican in a corner, eyes bloodshot red and dirtied hands tense and poised, as if the creature could quickly grab a knife in but a adrenaline fueled heartbeat. But be warned, dear readers. There are worse aliens than Mexicans and rest assured they lurk in the shadows, secretly stalking you each and every day.
Ask any conservationist: America is under attack. In California, the newt faces near extinction, being classified as a near extinction species. Invasive predators, so small and simple, but so powerful in destruction threaten the fragile California foothills. The mosquitofish (Gambusia affinis) and red swamp crayfish (Procambarus clarkii) have brought the newt population to near extinction levels, a catastrophic event that unravels the 6,000 years of point-forward evolution God brought these magnificent creatures through on our precious, yet fragile, Earth.
Life is precious and interconnected. Every balanced system must be left to natural order, lest we destroy things in ways we do not imagine. Along California’s coast, fires repeatedly rage and cause destruction, because people are building mansions in the foothills and throwing of chaparral cycling. The result: a hell’s fury upon our Earth.
We must realize that introducing foreign toxins to a land of purity is no good. This is an example we should see both culturally and socioeconomically, let alone within the pristine shores of unadulterated nature. But alas, we do. We violate natural order and we allow the must dangerous, destructive and deadly alien invader reproduce without restraint upon our Earth. Their numbers will outnumber us and before long, humans will be little more than the California newt, crawling in diseased, scratching fury due to a vermin we could have long had under control.
To humanity, and to natural order of nature, the most dangerous invasive alien species walks on all fours and already has humans bending to its will.
This deadly creature has been called many things in humanity’s long history, but today, we know it simply as The Cat.
The Deadly Cat
Felis catus, the common house cat, threatens your way of life. When thinking of dangerous cats, most minds will go to the feral jungles of Africa, where wild native whoop and holler and then tremble in fear as the roar of a mighty lion approaches near. Like any cat, the big cats of the primate countries have a bloodlust for humans. Those who own a housecat, beware, for a cat is an instinctive predator and if it were large enough, a ‘domesticated’ cat would hunt you down.
Even lacking the size of its African, Asian, South American or any other 3rd world jungle land counterparts, the American housecat is dangerous because of population growth. With an insatiable appetite for reproduction, cats have a sexual prowess that is no different than a homosexuals: endless, and never satisfied. The issue is that humans feed and help cure cats of inherent illness, then let them loose and the first things these unnaturally healthy cats do is mate and create more vermin offspring.
As cats continue to dwell with humans, this cycle will continue and their population will sharply increase. The somatic systems of a cat and human will specialize over time, meaning that eventually cats will produce virii and bacteria that can negatively affect a human’s health, even to the point of death. Imagine an airborne AIDS styled pathogen, but with the added tenacity of another virus spread by vermin, the deadly and feared hantavirus.
Suffocating its victims under the strangling gurgles of respiratory failure, the hantavirus is deadly and spread by a vermin that reproduces with the same fury as cats and also lives in the American home, oft times undetected. The day cats develop a similar virus and spread it to humans, it will be too late. Their numbers are nearly out of control, meaning that when such a development occurs international catastrophe will take place. Humanity will die slow, painful deaths and cats, immune, will continue to thrive and eat of our carcasses and surviving young.
Help Control the Pet Population
If you love life, you will help control the pet population. You must have your pet spayed or neutered. Bob Barker, a great man and television household name, reminded us of this wisdom each and every day. He reminded us because like many others, he understand the most dangerous threat to humanity is overpopulation of animals that we let nearest to us.
Cats must be controlled. There are so many in the wild now, however, it is not economically viable or possible to spay and neuter them all. We must put a direct and immediate end to this threat and there is one best way to do it. Turn over all cats to your local animal shelter, but first make sure they are a ‘euthanasia friendly’ facility.
Any stray cat should be put down. It is not bringing joy to a family, could be filled with a litter of new vermin terrors and a contributing future harbringer of doom to population dynamics for not only humans, but every other native species to your locale.
We must take personal responsibility to protect our Earth. I shared an article, “How to Pack A Cat” to teach people how to safely strap a cat down until you can take it to an animal shelter. Cats are rabid and each bite and scratch it gives you can afflict your skin with a horrible rash, or worse, a bite that can inoculate deadly bacteria in deep muscle tissues, crippling you with death or paralysis for life if untreated.
A Cat for Claire
We must unite to save America from pet overpopulation. Bob Barker’s ancient calls to quell cat numbers are no longer good enough. We need direct action and need it now.
When I went out jogging today with several nurses, after a long shift, I came across a stray cat. It was hiding in some brush and I grabbed it. One of the nurses thought this female cat, perhaps a bit beyond being a kitten, was very cute and thought we should take it home. I had already planned on it.
Instead of taking it home to fatten up with milk and tuna, then set it free after a good night’s rest, I thought instead that this cat would be the second poster child. The cat from “How To Pack a Cat” has its days numbered and this evening, inspired by a darling young woman named Claire’s endless liberal agenda to hurt people with words and supporting pet overpopulation, I knew a documentary must be done. We must document how cats are overpopulation this country, how the vermin will destroy us and finally, how we can save humanity from a cat pawed destruction.
The Egyptians were once great people, but then they took on cats as pets. Great deadly illness still haunt their tombs to this day and it is because they became a pure cat society. We must not have that in America.
This is A Cat For Claire Campaign, a documentary of capturing the pests of America and shipping them to their right place. America, we must stand against overpopulation of cats. There is nothing wrong with carefully packaging these beasts and shipping them off to animal control or your local animal shelter. With this cat, I gave her a good bath and even fed her a good meal of chicken chunks I was using to make chicken salad. I took care of this cat and today, boxed her up in an old computer box. This is a Cat For Claire, a step in the right direction for America. In seven days, this cat will be removed from the population and the countless litters of vermin that would have escaped from her whorish bosom, to only torture our society with more meowing, begging fur masses that bring disease, disruption to native populatino dynamics and worse of hell, Satanic pox curses to our people.
If we cannot do what’s necessary with cats, how can we ever rid this country of a problem so simple like illegal Mexicans and Cubans? How can we win a war or terror, when we let terror stamp its feet and claw the moral fabric of our society?
Cats are horrible creatures if left to the wild, a ball of mass whose only purpose is to exploit, reproduce and consume. We must pick this weed from our society, before we fall. It is a battle of psychology, a battle of will. Until we have the gumption to do what’s necessary to cats, we will continue to show eternal weakness against things like giving money to lazy minorities, allowing illegals to destroy our nation by their foreign third-world habits and natures, and worst of all, not have the backbone to stand up to attempts of assimiliation by Chinese aggressors. Let us stand against the cat today, America.
A Cat for Claire. It is a movement and we will continue to nicely trap these animals and gently turn them over to humane animal shelters, where they will be put down if they do not find a spay/neuter friendly owner in proper time. The click is ticking. It is time to save America.
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Author: Adam Nelson
9:26 pm
Dude, that cat is wearing a collar. Nice try, though.
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9:29 pm
That’s how I found it. Sadly the collar had no address or name, so the countdown begins.
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9:33 pm
Which is why it’s in your house, yeah?
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9:43 pm
“I conveniently found a cat without a tag on it…yes…there was no tampering-I mean, there was no tag on the cat when I took it from a house–I mean, took it from the wild…yes…”
Proof that Adam will kidnap cats, torture them, and then jerk off to thoughts of them dying, more than likely in gruesome ways that no place would ever use.
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9:39 pm
I’m guessing your female mind could not read the article, RD?
And Claire, you do need to realize cats are a major problem. We need to have them put down. This cat was very affectionate but I do not have the time to care for a cat, let alone the willingness to have it treated and set back out. The best course of action for me and millions of other Americans is to set these creatures to local shelters.
It is nothing against cats, but rather just a willingness to put them where they belong if not owned. I have now put down two cats this week and no telling protected us from how many offspring.
I will document future catches as well and this documentary will take fire. We need to rid America of cats and do it in a humane way. The best is calling the animal shelter to get rid of them, in a gentle and peaceful way by professionals.
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9:48 pm
“I’m guessing your female mind could not read the article, RD?”
Once again with the sexism, Adam.
“And Claire, you do need to realize cats are a major problem.”
How about you fuck off?
“We need to have them put down.”
No, we need to have them ADOPTED.
“It is nothing against cats, but rather just a willingness to put them where they belong if not owned.”
If you have nothing against cats, then why are you constantly referring to them as “filthy”, “vermin”, and other horrible names. So stop insulting my intelligence by claiming that you have “nothing against cats”, when you’ve proven time and again that it’s the exact opposite. Just like how you spew sexist shit, then claim that you’re not sexist.
This “campaign” of yours is sick, and I plan on reporting you to the authorities for animal cruelty.
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9:48 pm
“I’m guessing your female mind could not read the article, RD?”
Again with the sexism? Good thing you’ll never have offspring.
Let me know when you cite legitimate sources for your ridiculous “articles”, will you?
“And Claire, you do need to realize cats are a major problem. We need to have them put down. This cat was very affectionate but I do not have the time to care for a cat, let alone the willingness to have it treated and set back out. The best course of action for me and millions of other Americans is to set these creatures to local shelters.”
Where they can be spayed/neutered so that they WON’T have offspring, and adopted by families that’ll care for them. The only thing that YOU are advocating is the death of any and all cats.
“I have now put down two cats this week and no telling protected us from how many offspring.”
By yourself? That’s called animal cruelty, you jackass. You can go to jail for that. Might serve you some good.
“I will document future catches as well and this documentary will take fire. We need to rid America of cats and do it in a humane way. The best is calling the animal shelter to get rid of them, in a gentle and peaceful way by professionals.”
Are you done trying to murder animals yet?
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9:49 pm
You’re too giddy in the death of a cat to care. You show no remorse for the death of cats, regardless of what happened to it, and you are in fact happy that it’s no longer around. You try to tie too much biblical nonsense with cats that it’s pretty much clear that you have a hard-on for getting rid of anything related to other religions or beliefs.
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9:55 pm
This is not animal cruelty, woman. I found this cat and I took care of it for a few hours. I took time to make the diagram chart for the documentary I’m doing. Cat overpopulation is a problem and you can deny it all you want. You can’t change the fact that IT IS A MAJOR PROBLEM.
I nicely packaged this cat up after taking the pictures and took it to animal control. They scanned its picture and will check with all the other shelters to see if any reported it missing. It can also be adopted after a three day search check.
Then after that, if no action by the 25th, they will put it down. What is wrong with that?
It is all legal and this cat is not being mistreated. This is a fine way to treat a cat.
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10:01 pm
Except you aren’t going “ooooh, these poor cats need homes or else we’ll have to put them down” or even saying that feral cats need to be put down with a slight tone of remorse (or even no feeling to it), you’re absolutely giddy with glee at the thought of a dead cat, because you view them as ‘vermin’ and ‘disgusting creatures’ and whatnot. You seem to leap at the chance of killing a cat, and you’re hoping that either a cat you find dies by your hand but in a way that no one can say anything about, or that the cat dies after a week if no one’s adopted it.
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10:10 pm
When someone is free of cancer, we do not morn the cancer, we celebrate. This is no different.
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10:20 pm
“When someone is free of cancer, we do not morn the cancer, we celebrate. This is no different.”
Cats are not cancer. Cats are sweet little creatures that need love and a home.
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10:25 pm
Who decides what is a pest and what is sweet? Sounds very subjective and illogical.
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10:05 pm
Bullshit. You just said that you packaged the cat in a CARDBOARD BOX before taking it to animal control so that it could be put down in a week. That ONLY happens if an animal shelter is remarkably overcrowded; in those cases, it is the animals that have been there the longest, without anyone coming to claim them, that are put to sleep.
This is NOT how you treat ANY creature. Oftentimes, cats admitted to an animal shelter are spayed/neutered, given medical examinations, and cared for until they are adopted, or, in the case of overcrowding, put to sleep after a VERY long time without any claims or prospective adopters.
Your sheer glee and exuberance at the thought of a cat being put to sleep, of the extermination of cats, tells the truth of the situation: you are a sick, murderous, rape-happy man. Fuck your “morals”; you haven’t got any.
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10:17 pm
The problem here is that you are practically ejaculating to the thought of kitty cats getting put to sleep. That is horrible, and you will get your comeuppance one of these days.
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10:54 am
i dont think the problem it cats being over populated i think its people like you who are the problem your a vile man
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10:04 pm
Comedian, stop trying to paint me black with sin. I’ve nothing against these cats and want nothing to do with their being put down. I take them to the shelters as has been asked in my locale and it so happens that if they aren’t adopted in a timely manner, they sadly have to be put down.
I care about the environment and will report each of these little illegal invasive species to the best of my ability. I’m protecting wildlife by turning in these savage beasts.
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10:22 pm
“I care about the environment and will report each of these little illegal invasive species to the best of my ability. I’m protecting wildlife by turning in these savage beasts.”
You care about wildlife in cities? In urban and suburban areas? Those are mostly pigeons, raccoons, and the likes. You’re turning cats in PURELY because you want them dead. After all, you DID say:
“Cats are horrible creatures if left to the wild, a ball of mass whose only purpose is to exploit, reproduce and consume. We must pick this weed from our society, before we fall.”
You hate cats. Why else would you call for their capture and extermination? Why else would you CHEERFULLY label on a box the words, “Bye, bye date: 3/25/11, if you have “nothing against these cats”? Every comment you make REGARDING cats is filled with hate.
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10:25 pm
“I’ve nothing against these cats and want nothing to do with their being put down.”
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
Your hand is probably covered in semen at this moment. You’re the kind of sick fuck who probably watches “crush videos” online and rubs out knuckle children while watching them.
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10:57 pm
//Comedian, stop trying to paint me black with sin. I’ve nothing against these cats and want nothing to do with their being put down.//
Except, ya know, stuff’em in a box and left’em in your garage or trash can overnight and then put them in a shelter where you hope that they’ll be killed off in a week.
//I take them to the shelters as has been asked in my locale and it so happens that if they aren’t adopted in a timely manner, they sadly have to be put down.//
It’s sad, but you’re jerking off to the thought of dead kittens for an irrational hatred against them.
//I care about the environment and will report each of these little illegal invasive species to the best of my ability. I’m protecting wildlife by turning in these savage beasts.//
Insulting an animal while praying that it dies is NOT being a ‘kind and caring’ person, let alone a Christian.
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10:22 pm
If you love cats so much Claire, adopt this one before it’s too late. Put your money where your flapping mouth is.
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10:28 pm
Does Claire live in your town? Area? State, even? Does she have any pets already? A person cannot be expected to adopt every feline in the shelter system, after all; such an act would be unfair to the cats themselves, as it would be difficult to care for a large number of pets.
Regardless, the cat in those photographs looks positively adorable. If I was in the area and was able to have cats in my apartment, I’d adopt the creature in a second. I always did love that colouration on cats.
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10:44 pm
“I always did love that colouration on cats.”
Yes, calicos are beautiful. Last summer we fostered a mother cat and her 3 week old baby in my sister’s bedroom. The mother cat, who we named Fantine, was a tortoise-shell and her daughter, who we named Cosette, was a calico. We wanted to keep them, but my mom said “absolutely not”, which broke my dad’s heart because he had fallen in love with them, especially with Fantine. He was in tears when we dropped them back off at the MSPCA.
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10:53 pm
Aww. When I was in seventh grade, my family adopted two cats, brothers, from our local animal shelter. One, Truffles, was a big brown tabby (and very skittish), and I continuously told my parents that he was “my cat”. His brother, Chance, was a smaller cat with a pure black coat, and remarkably sweet, to the point of my younger sister joking that he wanted to be a dog.
When I was 17, Truffles and Chance were playing around in the bedroom my younger sister and I shared in the middle of the night when Truffles hit his head hard enough on the underside of my bed to knock him unconscious. The poor thing had a concussion, and died in my arms within hours, in the early morning. The priest from my parents’ church came that evening, and we buried Truffles in our backyard. Chance, his brother, is still alive, but has been remarkably lonely since his brother’s passing. However, my parents do not want to have another cat at this point in time, as they will soon be moving to a different house.
All the same. Beautiful cat, the calico in the pictures. She’ll definitely find a loving home within the next few days.
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11:04 pm
Oh, RD, I’m so sorry that happened to Truffles! That’s horrible! Poor baby
At least he died in the arms of a loved one. As soon as you’re able, you should definitely get another pal for his lonely brother.
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11:08 pm
It was upsetting, yes. I’m thinking of getting a pet rat. My apartment allows terrarium or tank-bound pets, and, given a hamster ball, I’m sure that both my rat and Chance would have a wonderful time. I have heard accounts from those who own cats and rodents, and, apparently, both creatures enjoy such interactions. =)
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10:28 pm
I would love to adopt that cat, but my parents will not allow one more cat into the house since ours fight all the time. Not to mention the fact that I’m on the other side of the country…
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10:31 pm
“will not allow one more cat into the house since ours fight all the time”
sounds like a pest to me.
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10:35 pm
“sounds like a pest to me.”
I guess that means that fighting siblings are pests that should be put down.
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10:33 pm
“Who decides what is a pest and what is sweet? Sounds very subjective and illogical.”
So then I guess you’ve become pro-choice. After all, who decides what is a pest and what is potential life?
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11:10 pm
Someone need to send a twitter to white trash nation their mascot is no longer the PitBull.
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11:17 pm
Where I grew up, skinning cats was a daily chore. Little bastards would always get in the barn and scratch up the animals.
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12:18 am
How would you like me to skin your balls?
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11:19 pm
BB you have to warn me before you give me a noser.
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Tyson, the cats keep the mice away, but they spook the horses. We had to put one down because the cats turned him.
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1:23 am
I’ve recently become a big fan of the kitten shock collar for training purposes.
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12:14 am
“My apartment allows terrarium or tank-bound pets, and, given a hamster ball, I’m sure that both my rat and Chance would have a wonderful time.”
That sounds like a good idea, just be careful. You never know how a cat will react to a rodent in the house. Rats do, however, adore humans. They really love human contact. I wasn’t aware of this until I took Research Methods last semester. We started off handling mice, and man, those cute little buggers are scared to death of people. The first chance they get they will bite. Then we moved on to rats, and what a difference! My teacher informed us that, unlike mice, rats really like people, and really like being held, cuddled, played with, etc. While mice can eventually get used to human interaction, they have short memory spans, and if they are not played with every day, they will forget who you are and will bite you the next time they see you.
I’d also recommend a ferret, although they can be a bit stinky, even with their musk glands removed. Technically they are cage-critters, but many owners let them roam the house as though they were cats.
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12:24 am
Well! Thanks for the advice! Rats also live longer than mice, and, if handled properly, can be as friendly and sociable as a dog, with all the intelligence of a cat, or so I’ve been told.
My biological mom had a ferret for a while. I don’t exactly have good memories about those.
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12:26 am
Rats are meant for lab experiments and traps, just a few steps beyond where cats will be unles we put their population under control.
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12:38 am
You should be stuck in a lab for experiments and traps, you’re no longer considered ‘human’ by any means.
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12:39 am
Good thing you’ll have been exterminated long before then, huh?
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12:52 am
What cracks me up about you cat people, is that you let your animals run around wild and savage. You don’t keep them inside and under car, then act all self important when we take action to correct where you’ve failed.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Town-Proposes-Stray-Catch-and-Kill-Plan-93594094.html
This is a good example. It says 75% of cats in this town were owned, but wandering around and untreated at that? The owners should be sued and the animals fairly put down. The cat I turned in today did have a collar, but no address. It was frantically mewing and rolling around like a gay in heat, so probably not even treated. That’s why we need to turn these vermin in. No telling how many little demons it would have popped out.
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1:10 am
You don’t seem to be understanding the main point asshat. It’s not that putting cats down is wrong; it’s putting down cats while laughing your ass off and feeling such pride in torturing or killing an animal that’s wrong. You also constantly refer to them as vermin just because you find them a bit annoying. Does that mean I can call Christians vermin? I mean, I’m using your logic here, so I should be able to, right?
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1:15 am
Call me what you want, but it does not change the fact that we need to keep getting rid of cats to control the pet population. The population dynamics are off and the best day will come when we have cat populations everywhere at a respectable level.
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1:23 am
Except to you, nothing is an acceptable level, quite literally. You hate cats with such fervor that you want to wipe them off the face of the Earth. When you talk about how ‘disgusting’ they are and how ‘they are vermin’ and you happily talk about how you stuff cats into confines like boxes and back packs then leave them in out in those confines overnight, you don’t come off as someone who wants to reduce the population so that there isn’t a surge of cats running loose, you come off as a psychopath who wants to kill cats for fun. How can ANYTHING you say be right when you’re wanking off to thoughts of dead cats?
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3:14 am
The cats are comfortable and I even feed them my food. There is a nobility in helping restore balance to nature.
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1:16 am
Are you ignoring me too comedian?
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1:37 am
Thanks for the condemn click, guess I have been blacklisted.
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2:13 am
BB et al. Surely he has borne our griefs
and carried our sorrows;
yet we esteemed him stricken,
smitten by God, and afflicted. But he was wounded for our transgressions;
he was crushed for our iniquities;
upon him was the chastisement that brought us peace,
pand with his stripes we are healed.
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2:37 am
And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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12:41 pm
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1:01 pm
“What cracks me up about you cat people, is that you let your animals run around wild and savage. You don’t keep them inside and under car, then act all self important when we take action to correct where you’ve failed.”
My cats are indoor cats. They are only allowed outside supervised and are not allowed outside of the yard. There are too many people out there, like you, who harm cats. Also, my cat Tasha (the one in my profile pic) is very territorial and, if allowed to roam free, would beat the crap out of every cat living in the neighborhood.
“The owners should be sued and the animals fairly put down.”
There’s nothing “fair” about putting down owned animals.
“That’s why we need to turn these vermin in. No telling how many little demons it would have popped out.”
See, there’s the proof that you DO hate the cats themselves, calling them “vermin” and “demons”.
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12:57 am
Rat and Hamsters are continuous urinating machines. They will give each other golden showers. I can see why some would want something like this as a pet. Comparatively, the rat is like an ugly bridesmaid; just makes the owner look more intelligent.
http://www.ratbehavior.org/WhatIsMyRatDoingFAQ.htm#UrineMarking
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1:00 am
Maybe not intelligent, just housebroken.
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1:27 am
Christians: Totally fine with animal cruelty, but not abortion.
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12:40 pm
Rats don’t mind eating their babies, maybe that explains your affinity.
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2:26 pm
Rats, much like rabbits and other animals, INCLUDING DOGS, only eat their young if terrified to that point. They also don’t reproduce if there aren’t sufficient resources to help guarantee the survival of their young, which makes them far more intelligent than most humans.
Besides, I plan on having a male rat.
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2:40 pm
Mice eat their young more often than rats. The only reason that animals sometimes eat their young is if the environmental conditions do not favor the survival of neonates. The mother recognizes this, and opts to instead eat the young so that she can regain much of the energy and calories that she expended gestating and giving birth to them, rather than her nursing them and fighting an “unwinnable war” that will only result in their deaths and in the useless expenditure of more energy from her. We learned all about this in Research Methods. It’s quite fascinating, actually.
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7:43 pm
these authors hearts are black as a night with no moon, the devil is in these beings and we must chop off their heads, they are just as bad as terrorists, and america doesnt stand for terrorists so down with these authors
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7:49 pm
Just so you bleeding hearts know, I called the shelter today and someone bought this cat. They were apparently from ‘out of state’ too so if you’re stalking me somehow, Claire, I do not appreciate it and if it was you just come clean so I can know.
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7:59 pm
So you’ll accuse Claire of stalking you simply because the shelter didn’t fulfill your wet dream of killing the cat and said that the new owners were ‘out of state’, even though Claire already said that she couldn’t adopt the cat in the first place.
Seriously, you need to be locked up in a loony bin.
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8:09 pm
Dude, I’ve already told you that my parents won’t allow any more cats in the house. Also, I have unfortunately never been away from the east coast. My parents are not well-traveled people, and I would never go anywhere without them. Heck, I would give anything just to visit a state that’s west of the Mississippi. So no, I did not adopt that beautiful cat. I’m sure that whoever did will have many wonderful years with her. Looks like you’ll be late in making your dead cat quota.
How long did you cry upon learning that she wasn’t going to be killed?
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8:46 pm
No see this is what you liberals do. You miss the point and paint your own reality, that’s why Obama America is failing. He’s painting reality with his own brush. I had nothing against this cat and just wanted it off the streets. It bothers me to see litters of cats run loose. Think about it like this. Roaches are everywhere, they are a pest. Even by pure evolutionary theory, those roaches had to start somewhere. If those founder groups were put down, we’d have no roach problems. With cats, we need to reduce the parenting populations. Not wipe them out, but reduce them. Their random mating will eventually lead to mutations and there closeness to us will mean there will eventually be a strain of cat that carries a deadly disease for humans, and there will be so many cats, that the disease spreads like wildfire. Cats can and will be our downfall if we don’t keep their population reduced and keep them from mating. For this reason we must immediately deal with strays and just because this cat got free by some miracle (and Claire if it was you just fess up, it’s too much coincidence) I hope the owner has it properly fixed and that the cat stays locked up somewhere.
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9:03 pm
//No see this is what you liberals do. You miss the point and paint your own reality, that’s why Obama America is failing. He’s painting reality with his own brush.//
Blaming liberals for everything: for when you have no logical reasons when you’re a conservative.
//I had nothing against this cat and just wanted it off the streets.//
Then why did you stuff a cat into a backpack and a cardboard box and left them out in your garbage can overnight? Why do you drool at the thought of a cat dying?
//It bothers me to see litters of cats run loose. Think about it like this. Roaches are everywhere, they are a pest. Even by pure evolutionary theory, those roaches had to start somewhere. If those founder groups were put down, we’d have no roach problems. With cats, we need to reduce the parenting populations. Not wipe them out, but reduce them.//
Fair enough, but you’re going to push the envelope further, you’re going to try to say that ALL cats should be eliminated once their numbers are reduced. You’re going to say that it goes against God or some bullshit and claim all sorts of biblical bullshit reasons as to why cats should be exterminated.
//Their random mating will eventually lead to mutations and there closeness to us will mean there will eventually be a strain of cat that carries a deadly disease for humans, and there will be so many cats, that the disease spreads like wildfire. Cats can and will be our downfall if we don’t keep their population reduced and keep them from mating. For this reason we must immediately deal with strays and just because this cat got free by some miracle (and Claire if it was you just fess up, it’s too much coincidence) I hope the owner has it properly fixed and that the cat stays locked up somewhere.//
Then by that logic we need to keep bird populations and human populations and all sorts of other populations at a reduced level due to diseases and so on. If you can’t prove that your logic is right due to the subject being a special case, then you’re just full of shit, and your reasoning as to why cats would be filed under ‘special cases’ is because you view them as vermin and you have allowed religion to influence your views of them even further.
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9:24 pm
“I had nothing against this cat”
You referred to it as “vermin” and to its potential offspring as “demons”. ‘Nuff said.
“Roaches are everywhere, they are a pest. Even by pure evolutionary theory, those roaches had to start somewhere. If those founder groups were put down, we’d have no roach problems.”
If you ask me, the fact that roaches can survive a nuclear holocaust is proof that, pests they may be, they have as much right to live on this planet as humans do.
“Their random mating will eventually lead to mutations”
The only mutations I’ve seen are in cats who are owned by breeders, where siblings are left intact after four months of age and brothers impregnate sisters.
“just because this cat got free by some miracle (and Claire if it was you just fess up, it’s too much coincidence) I hope the owner has it properly fixed and that the cat stays locked up somewhere.”
The fact that the adopters were from out of state proves nothing. Not only was that little beauty a calico (people love calicos) she looked very young as well. Everybody wants a young cat. Oh, and I don’t know how that shelter operates, but at the MSPCA all dogs and cats are spayed or neutered before the adopter can take her/him home.
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9:31 pm
Well, I hope that was the case. Are you sure it wasn’t you? They told me they could and would not give me the name of who adopted it or how they randomly came from out of state, not long after I did the ureport and then decided to take this little feline home with them. That just doesn’t add up and you and RD said you could track me down and get me before so that is cause for worry. If you two are here in the city right now just let me know because you guys are really creeping me out.
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9:36 pm
“Are you sure it wasn’t you? They told me they could and would not give me the name of who adopted it or how they randomly came from out of state, not long after I did the ureport and then decided to take this little feline home with them.”
You sound rather paranoid. Claire’s stated before that she cannot have another cat in her home, and, besides that, the feline in those pictures is a young female calico. Who wouldn’t want to adopt her?
Shelters CANNOT give out that information because it is PERSONAL and PRIVATE, you nutsack.
“That just doesn’t add up and you and RD said you could track me down and get me before so that is cause for worry. If you two are here in the city right now just let me know because you guys are really creeping me out.”
You are definitely showing signs of paranoia. I think you should get yourself checked in to a mental institution before you harm yourself or any of your alleged “patients”.
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9:44 pm
//Well, I hope that was the case. Are you sure it wasn’t you? They told me they could and would not give me the name of who adopted it or how they randomly came from out of state, not long after I did the ureport and then decided to take this little feline home with them.//
“Yes, of course it was Claire, it was ALWAYS Claire! She was responsible for EVERYTHING!! The voices in my head are always right! *insane cackling*”
//That just doesn’t add up and you and RD said you could track me down and get me before so that is cause for worry. If you two are here in the city right now just let me know because you guys are really creeping me out.//
You sir, are beyond paranoid. Even under circumstances like that, isn’t bearing false witness a sin?
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10:03 pm
“Are you sure it wasn’t you?”
Am I sure? As if I could be “unsure” of the fact that I did not travel all the way across the country to adopt a cat from a shelter that I don’t even know the name of or the city in which it’s located? Unless Captain Kirk ordered Scotty to beam me over to California and to an animal shelter where I adopted a cat, and then was beamed back to Massachusetts and had a mind meld performed on me by Spock which erased my memories of the event, then yes, I’m pretty damn sure I didn’t adopt a cat.
“you and RD said you could track me down and get me before so that is cause for worry. If you two are here in the city right now just let me know because you guys are really creeping me out.”
Dude, it is 11:01 PM where I am right now. I’m sitting at home, on the couch, watching the X-Files. And if you’re creeped out that people may be stalking you, then you deserve it. You made your bed – now you have to lie in it.
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10:06 pm
Aside from the fact that Claire has threatened to harm and or even kill me multiple times. She has even gone as far as treking me down on Facebook and sending me threatening messages. She has sent a letter to my practice and it had threats on it. She stalks me and sends threats, so no, I’m not paranoid and have every right to be concerned. Her psychological profile indicates danger from all the stalking she is doing of me.
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10:11 pm
Prove it.
Post screenshots of these “threatening” Facebook messages, and images of the letter you claim she sent to your “practice”.
If you can’t, then you’re a paranoid liar.
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10:24 pm
I’ve already sent them to my lawyer. I just want to know if she’s actually been here.
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10:29 pm
So, you have no way of proving your claims? If your claims are true, then your lawyer would have contacted Claire by now. Since such an event has not occurred, then you’re lying.
Again, prove it. You can easily take screenshots of Facebook messages, if they exist.
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11:36 am
Ho hum, we’re waiting for screenshots of those facebook messages, Adam. We’d like to see everything that you sent to your “lawyer” XD
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12:00 pm
You must be the loneliest girl in the world.
“This “campaign” of yours is sick, and I plan on reporting you to the authorities for animal cruelty”
Why don’t you provide proof you did this?
“TO EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS HOW TO TRACK IP ADDRESSES:
AS I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TRACK IP ADDRESSES, PLEASE FIND ADAM NELSON’S AND REPORT HIM TO THE ASPCA FOR POSSIBLE ANIMAL CRUELTY.”
Let me know how your and RD’s snipe hunt goes. Please don’t ask other people for proof until you are willing to do the same.
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10:29 pm
“She has even gone as far as treking me down on Facebook and sending me threatening messages.”
Dude, we’ve been over this several times – there are far too many Adam Nelsons on Facebook for me to locate you. I’ve also asked you in the past to provide screenshots of the supposed messages. You failed to do so.
“She has sent a letter to my practice and it had threats on it.”
Another flat-out lie. I have no idea what practice you work for, Adam! I’m not the kind of computer-savvy person who knows how to track IP addresses and all that crap. I literally have no way to find you. So please provide a copy of the “letter” for us on here.
“Her psychological profile indicates danger from all the stalking she is doing of me.”
You’re paranoid and now you’re lying. The one who needs a straight jacket is YOU.
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10:13 pm
To Adam:
You’re a cunt who has to resort to personal attacks (yes, I realize the hypocrisy.)
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10:35 pm
I think someone lost a cat…. hurry Claire and RD, run and help! Help and run!
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10:38 pm
Seen that before, Beetch. Some moron mistook an opossum for a cat.
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10:36 pm
TO EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS HOW TO TRACK IP ADDRESSES:
AS I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TRACK IP ADDRESSES, PLEASE FIND ADAM NELSON’S AND REPORT HIM TO THE ASPCA FOR POSSIBLE ANIMAL CRUELTY.
http://www.aspca.org/fight-animal-cruelty/report-animal-cruelty.aspx
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10:41 pm
My friends and I will get started ASAP. Most of them are out drinking to celebrate the end of term, and I find that using multiple eyes helps in these matters.
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11:06 pm
You’re the best, RD!
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11:09 pm
Oh, anytime! Any other technical things you’d like me to handle while I’m at it?
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11:33 am
No thanks, I’m good for now.
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12:11 pm
“You must be the loneliest girl in the world.”
And you must be the creepiest-looking guy in the world.
“Why don’t you provide proof you did this?”
Key words being “plan on”
“Let me know how your and RD’s snipe hunt goes. Please don’t ask other people for proof until you are willing to do the same.”
Adam lied and said that I had been sending him facebook messages, despite the fact that I’ve informed him several times in the past that he is impossible to find on facebook, as there are about 100,000 different Adam Nelsons. I simply requested that he take screenshots of these supposed “messages” that I’ve sent him, which is something that I’ve also requested of him in the past and he’s failed to do. His failure to do something as simple as take screenshots of facebook messages is proof that he’s lying. Pure and simple.
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3:05 am
A cat for Claire what a great idea, I will box up my pussy right now, what is Claires address?
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