• America Pimp Slaps Gaddafi With Tomahawk Missiles

    March 19, 2011 10:49 pm 6 comments

    US President Barack Obama has finally unleashed our military might upon Gaddafi.  America, with our allies behind us, are now charing into Libya.  We are there to protect the Libyan people from Gaddafi.

    This monster has killed thousands of his own people.  He unleashed plague and bombs upon civilians.  Gaddafi has ravaged women and children, leaving men out to rot in the streets.  Gaddafi has shut off all water and electricity to the people of Libya.  Now, enter America.  We are going to whack Muammar until he begs for mercy.  He will whine and squeal as we bring his permed head to justice on a platter.

    Look at the strength of America.  We unleashed Tomahawk missiles and have decimated Gaddafi’s ability of defense.  After only hours, we have completely wiped out Libya’s air defense systems.  Next, we will hunt down Gaddafi and put his skin coat on the wall for all to observe what happens to those who hate democracy.

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    Bless our President Obama and Bless our military. It is time for war again and America is hungry for an army to eat up. Libyan Gaddafi loyalists, flee and shake for a true power is coming to you. You will be blended into the sand or you will throw down your arms and surrender, you cowardly monsters.

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