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America Pimp Slaps Gaddafi With Tomahawk Missiles
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US President Barack Obama has finally unleashed our military might upon Gaddafi. America, with our allies behind us, are now charing into Libya. We are there to protect the Libyan people from Gaddafi.
This monster has killed thousands of his own people. He unleashed plague and bombs upon civilians. Gaddafi has ravaged women and children, leaving men out to rot in the streets. Gaddafi has shut off all water and electricity to the people of Libya. Now, enter America. We are going to whack Muammar until he begs for mercy. He will whine and squeal as we bring his permed head to justice on a platter.
Look at the strength of America. We unleashed Tomahawk missiles and have decimated Gaddafi’s ability of defense. After only hours, we have completely wiped out Libya’s air defense systems. Next, we will hunt down Gaddafi and put his skin coat on the wall for all to observe what happens to those who hate democracy.
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Bless our President Obama and Bless our military. It is time for war again and America is hungry for an army to eat up. Libyan Gaddafi loyalists, flee and shake for a true power is coming to you. You will be blended into the sand or you will throw down your arms and surrender, you cowardly monsters.
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11:48 pm
Heck yeah! Let us bomb Gaddafi and get that oil!
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11:57 pm
Hell yeah! Fuck the people he terrorized! It’s not like that’s what we’re supposed to care about! Let’s have everyone jack his shit up and then have America steal their oil, because that’s worked out so well for us–oh wait.
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2:15 am
It’s about the people of Libya. Did you know Libya has the most oil potential of any African nation, yet most of the populace lives is squalor? It is America’s duty to teach these beautiful people how to live under democracy and give to them the infrastructure to use that oil trapped beneath the land we will protect for them.
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2:51 am
Except America isn’t the ONLY country that’s involved now, and you’re going to expect them to pay us back with their oil or some bullshit. Hell, you just admitted that you wanted to take their oil and left the actual residents as an after-thought.
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4:35 am
You’re twisting everything all around. Libya has one of the most promising oil economies, yet Gaddafi has just sat on it and squandered it for himself. What we will now do is build them the infrastructure to give their people a place to work and pump out oil for their economy. We can put Halliburton in there or such with a solid contract and let them build the infrastructure, then give the Libyans jobs and teach them how to run a participatory subsidiary schema for an overarching oil economy. They will have jobs and become rich off their own resources, as it should be.
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7:56 pm
Hate to break it to you, but the Libyan people actually asked foreign nations NOT to send in ground forces. They asked, very explicitly, to be able to fight their own war, with a little support in the air to prevent air strikes. That, and most of the US military opposes another war in the Middle East. Nice to see those murderers get what’s coming to them, though.
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