Bared Skin Zelda Tattoo Girls – Is This Your Daughter on Facebook? (Photographic Investigation)
The Legend of Zelda is a demonic video games series that follows the path of a young sorcerer named Zelda, as he uses witchcraft and a Satanic blade to violently murder various creatures.
The game is essentially a play of evil versus evil. No one in the series is good for they all wield magic and it is through these captivating spells and acquisition of items, that the game’s producers have a hold over any child’s mind when playing this dangerous simulation program.
Detailed review show Zelda must complete endless, tedious tasks that involve: blowing a ocarina séance summoning device, turning into a wolf-spirit of Twilight lore, canoodling young women and enticing kittens with ‘nectars’, being enhanced by Satanic spirit ‘goddesses,sages and great fairies’ who wear no clothing.
These are all found in a game designed for children as young as five years old. To completely establish control over all children, we even found the lead creator of Zelda, Hashiru Miyamoto, made a title called “Zelda: Windwaker” that used anime cartoon images and introduced children to elements of pixelated copulation of the most graphic nature.
The height of popularity of these bizarre Zelda games was in the mid-1990s and we see the game has negatively affected the female and male child cohort of that time period.
Over the past several months, we’ve analyzed sharing trends of random high school and college students. The findings from our review of College Girls with Batman Panties and Nerd Girl Comicbook panties is consistent with the moral decadence of these youth’s corrupted and exploited by the Zelda boy wizard games. Illustrated characters have the capacity to lower the moral standards of youth.
On Facebook, college and high school students are taking sexualized poses with Zelda tattoos on bared skin. They are then uploading these tattoos and telling their friends to “one up them”. This eventually culminates in a meet-up with strangers, wild sexual relations and possible abductions and death. These following photos are very disturbing but must be analyzed to fully understand the hold of this Zelda character over our youth, for posterior edification needed to rightfully combat this live threat.
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In the video game series, there is a royal family of magicians that Zelda must always save. This family broke a blood pact with the avatar of Satan (played by a being named Gannon). Zelda is used as a way to connect your child into this mess of backdoor brimstone deals. They tell your child they are the “Hero of Time” and must use a Triforce power to become the master of all.
This girl has symbolized this story with the “Triforce” marking upon her exposed mammalian ludicrosities. She is advertising herself on Facebook from her parent’s bed, saying “you can have a triforce of power upon my chest” which may indicate three people at once, a bizarre and severely audacious form of lust lingering.
Notice the thigh high stockings with blue bows, all captivated under the spinning, shiny lights of a disco ball. The double entendre is rife with this one and there is no doubt perverted legions clamored to take part of this dirty disco.
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Here we see a female subject exposing what’s known as a ‘tramp’s stamp’ upon her bared bosom. This is a partially exposed panties pose and you can see a singular triangle from the triforce is here. She is letting the buyer know that there is a secret entrance from behind and the Oreo cookie (in the left background) can crumble.
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Here we see anime perversions from Miyamoto’s “Windwaker”. The girl fairy in the back is named Navi and is part of the royal family. You can see tentacle calligraphy all around and “Windwaking” is a term used in the homosexual and lesbian community for oral acts of genital to mouth masticating.
It is very disturbing to see girl’s advertising themselves like this on Facebook and in this shot, we can see other men are present. There is also a video game cartridge present and after the exchange is through, they may also become deeper entrenched in this 32 bit brainwashing scheme and play with the ‘windwaker chimes’ even more. Do not let your child’s soul be turned of pitch by the sounds, sights and plot of this game.
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Here, a person advertises the various forms of Zelda. Each costume of Zelda in the Facebook market may symbolize a preferred type of condom contraceptive or perhaps even worse.
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Within every Zelda game, the sorcerer must obtain the “Master Sword”. It unlocks the full demonic potential and can shoot beams of energy and stab an opponent. The Master Sword is a symbol of shot beams and energized acts, making its placement here patently obvious.
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AAnother child is using the Aryan Triforce symbol with a come hither innocence look. There is nothing innocent about Zelda and what it is making children do to their body.
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In this flash shot, notice the 7 deadly sins coming from the Legend of Zelda design. The seventh sin is obscured by the game title itself.
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What is very disturbing about this game, is that young men are also being affected by it. Much like Robin of Batman comic lore, Zelda wears tight leg stockings and frolics about with grown men. In the most recent release, Zelda works as a ‘hand’ on a cattle pasture with an older, firm gentleman who gives him lodging in exchange for hard work and solving the village’s problems. See the similarity? Much like Batman and Robin share a homosexual relationship, in the Zelda games the boy is oft times engaged by an elder homosexual man who lords over him under the masquerades of training and crime fighting.
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- Here we see the international reach of Zelda. The hearts represent the life the “player” can steal from disposed victims in the game. Upon the male, Zelda holds up his Master Sword phallus in a symbol of ultimate perverse symbolism.
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- Throughout the kingdom of Hyrule, there exist great castles and places of ancient worship. These places have huge doors that can only be opened when the player shooters his arrow into the whispering eye. As can be seen in this Facebook tattoo advertisement, a girl has placed an open eye above her erogenous suprapubic region. The fine lines in the art lead downward toward the secret place, with the eye’s tears wheting the atmosphere. The symbolism is rife as it is stark in its offensiveness.This must be an invitation for friends to shoot their arrows into the ‘whispering eye’, which is modern youth’s euphemism for the no-no place.
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- In an airy expanse of times before ancient, three great lesbian goddesses frolicked through the impossibly dark expanses of deep space, their deep moans of pure ecstasy upon touching one another the only break to the vacuum of infinite silence.
This legend of the Three Goddesses is the starting point for all Zelda games. Each one created a Triforce of Lesbianism that combined with the others as one. This is clear support of a gay marriage agenda.
The game creators are brainwashing children to think three lesbians can combined their parts to create one, a life. The three triforce parts represent three common bedroom acts of lesbians: on the left you can see the goddess Nayru, the common lesbian lover and responsible one.
Notice how Nayru is the only one to carefully hold fast to the triforce. Next, is Din. Din represents bedroom passion and gross antics. Both of Din’s chest prominence’s are exposed in the most nude of manner. Then finally, Farore, the flopping fish of feminism. Farore is wind, the spoken word.
Through this bizarre neo-religion created by the game’s creators, the players of the game are sucked into a world created by three females who reject men and who embrace each other in nude passion to create all life. This girl has adorned her body with the beginnings of the creation tale and seasoned lesbians will appreciate it.
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A young man blows upon an ocarina, taut unstockinged legs exposing bulged thigh muscles from beneath a skirt that flows in the wind. His blonde hair tickles his face, as he blows upon this ocarina’s phallic prominence.
From behind, a grown man watches while holding fast to the “Master Sword”. An explosions takes place between the grown man’s legs and we can all see the symbolism, fully completed by the annoying fairy.
It is a symbol of homosexuality. For every one gay, for children will be dallied. This game supports the gay agenda and uses sparkling fairies to make cute the very depressing and horrendous thing that is taking place here. Young Zelda will be getting a taste of Hyrulian homosexuality and body hickeys before long on this tattoo. Can you see the symbolism and why this game is so dangerous?
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Here is another male tattoo, this one celebrating Miyamoto’s anime Zelda game Windwaker. Look at how the cartoonish version of ‘Time’s Hero” brings the crest of homosexuality to every child who plays this game. All the frilly decorations are Rococo in nature, further solidifying this game’s dedication to cultures of homosexual orientation.
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Close review of this Zelda symbols also reveals the game’s tie to the pagan Wicca religion. Wicca is the practice of satanic sorcery, witchcraft and spells, all popularized by the Harry Potter series and myth stories from India’s caste Hindu culture. If you look carefully, you can see the symbols all align to make the Pentagram, the ultimate sign of Satan worship.
Also, notice the leaky eye. It is on a male’s back and now can also mean homosexuality in certain contexts. Many of the signs were incomprehensible to our research teams while even describing the others can invoke Satanic rites and curse your life and ruin your mind, so will not be reviewed here where all people may not be protected by a prayerful life of morality.
The Twilight princess. Review of Zelda’s newest game reveals there are explicit scenes of fornication, a dark transfer world that ties in the Twilight movie series aspect to the game (wolf transformations and blood ceremony elixirs that must be consumed). The newest game further shows why so many college kids are under this game’s spell and turning to a life of prostitution to get ‘items’ they want, just as they learn to do in this game’s missions.
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Author: Thad Connely
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8:17 pm
I didnt wanted to comment on this bullshit
but I needed because you Overexagerated the picture ( you kinda put the same picture like 6-7 Times) and seriously it’s annoying
second Zelda is a Girl namely PRINCESS ZELDA
the little boy in stocking is actually LINK
the trifoce of Power is Only one triforce there is also the trifoce of wisdom and Knowledge (It’s why there is three triangle)
You have something against wicca but you did much worst in history than wicca will ever do sos top trying bullshitting other belief and Maybe we will believe in you
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8:07 pm
Seriously, you people are fucking retarded.
It’s people like you that give Christians the HORRIBLE reputation they have. You’re witch hunters; always looking for the next person to crucify to sate your ridiculous needs to feel HOLIER. Holy means to be different, to stand out as something rare. You stand out alright, but you stand out in the worst light. You’re. Fucking. Ridiculous. You need to find yourself Jesus, because you’ve clearly missed the fucking mark.
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4:36 pm
You are all fucking idiots including the writer. Please kill yourselves, to save us all.
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4:34 pm
I only commented on this because my pic is number 1 on this page. I am Dead.Link… Katie Boubel is my name. I may look young, but I was 24 (not a child) when I took this picture. And my family happens to be christian (Baptist) My father is covered in tattoos as well.. So does that make us bad christians??? I think not. I honestly don’t know what I believe, I consider myself agnostic, but I am a good person and I always do the right things. I don’t cheat, lie, I respect my father and mother and I don’t kill people. There is a story behind every tattoo. I personally got mine because years ago when I was 18 or 19 I had a surgery that left me in bed for over a month. In this month, all I could do was play Zelda.. and it made time go by easier. It was depressing for me, but I believe this game kept me sane. Know the story behind something before you go and judge someone.. My family’s pastor never judges my father or me for having tattoos. You can’t aim at Zelda tattoos when there are sooo many other geeky tattoos out there!! It’s my body, and I believe its beautiful, and I like to express myself. What’s the difference between that and people who get crosses tattooed on themselves?? Makes no sense.. You’re one of those christians who make none believers glad the don’t believe because you’re such a judgemental, uptight prick. And if you have this much time on your hands to judge others, you are clearly unhappy with yourself and have too much time on your hands. The only thing God does not forgive is blasphemy. Know your shit you idiot.
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4:54 pm
And btw… when my chest piece is done, I’ll be sure to send you a pic of me flippin you off douchecock.
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9:16 pm
Well I think your tattoo is pretty cool Katie.
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10:30 am
You’re not christian Katie, you are christian just on sundays. You don’t even know what you’re talking About Katie! What does the Bible says about Tattoos? The Bible warns us against tattoos in Leviticus 19:28. Then, if you were a real christian, you would find a recomfort in Jesus alone when you were in your bed, it’s not a witchcraft game which can relieve yourself. I’m sorry but you just follow your pastor and not Jesus, so, it’s probable that you’re not even saved. I say it because you don’t put emphasis on what Jesus said, you have build your own christianity which is not built on Jesus Christ. Repent before it’s too late!
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You are wrong. It is the Triforce of Courage, not Knowledge, you you dumb ass.
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8:11 am
my god was it ever so hard to find the commenting area, what with the repeating of pictures OVER and OVER and what not….
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9:32 pm
Great, more harlots invading the internet space of America!
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9:47 pm
I know an elderly lady, living the nursing home where I volunteer, that has tattoos up and down her withered legs. Serpents and peeking Kabuki faces as well as flaming birds cover her calves.
She tells me they used to be on her hind cheeks. These girls may be young, but they will never out live gravity. That tribal symbol is goin’ south for the winter.
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You won’t out live gravity either! Tattoo doesn’t make a difference.
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played zelda dont have tattoos but ill put a curse on yall watch out a habachoobachiwacha crazy dummb asses are to extreme stupid liberals
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I’m sure these tattoos will be appreciated down the road for these people. I see most of these people 30 years from now telling their grandkids “I have no regrets about this whatsoever”
But people can wear clothing to cover these up if they wish. However #25 is going to always love those earlobes. Good for you #25 for getting high and making a decision. Next time think about getting your lower lip disked.
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I apologize, but what makes you think this lady was “high” when she did that? For all you know she may have grown up in a different country where getting her ears gauged like that was part of the norm in her society. I agree that this is unlikely, but it is no more unlikely than you assuming she was high when she got it done.
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What about the men in the bible that played windpipes. Is that phallic? Were they promoting homosexual actions as well. You said that Zelda uses “witchcraft and a Satanic blade.” Please present your source, and or how you came to such a bullshit conclusion. Your whole entire argument is invalid and lacks logic. I fear for you brother. For in the end you will take the Bible completely out of context and never find the truth. Please, let the world be and worry about your standing in God’s view
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I agree with you AgoodSamaritan. Most of what the author has posed in this is very short-sighted and not researched in the least. Unfortunately that is what happens sometimes when people have enough time to search for issues to be judgmental about (or in this case make up), but not enough to spend either reaching out to others in the loving way that Jesus did while he was on earth.
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Holy shit im in love :’) Thank you Ebaums world!
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Wow, you guys give Christians bad names…seriously, like others have stated you have alot of your facts wrong…there is so many i can not even begin to start. Second this game does not brain was anybody. John Lennon did more for world peace then Jesus did FACT
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9:42 am
John Lennon was a junkie and a heathen who committed fornication.
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Lurlene(obviusly fake name and pic) look out side your window every person you by has masturbated so fuck off
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1) The boy’s name is LINK
2) The chick’s name is Princess ZELDA
3) In tattoo #22 the boy and the man are one person. That “Phallus shaped” ocarina is a fictional magical music device that fast forwards time. You start as the boy and become the man depicted.
4) In tattoo #10 you refer to international something or other. The game series Legend of Zelda was published by Nintendo which is a company based out of Japan.
The fact that you think the Legend of Zelda is some peoples way of corrupting our youth is preposterous. If that is your claim then I make the equally valid claim that The Bible is at least 10 times more graphic and symbolistic of it’s depiction of “things that are corrupting our children.” Furthermore, I would say that almost every movie and almost every book could be described as referencing, depicting, or even encouraging subject matter that may or may not be corrupting our youth.
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I grew up playing Zelda on the NES, Super Nintendo, Game Boy and Nintendo 64.
I am a foreign lawyer, taking the NY Bar Exam this summer.
Clearly this game ruined my life.
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4:08 am
Hi there. As much as I value free speech n all, I’ll make an exception since you’re moving to remove that right. Sorry guy, but you’ve read WAY too deep into something that doesn’t mean anything to begin with. Seriously this is the stupid kind of crap I’d expect from someone who think America is hell because we aren’t 99% Amish. You’re giving Christians a bad name as obsessive tightwad freaks. Oh also those girls? Not harlots (well….not entirely -_-) just some harmless geeks. Last note: Posting the same pics 8 times doesn’t make your argument better…
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Because Ad Hominem arguments make you cool. You should know what that means, it’s fucking Latin.
Get your facts straight, don’t make up symbolism, and don’t post the same picture 8 times. Your argument is a slant, backed up with no facts, no sources.
Zelda is a girl. Link is the boy.
Don’t be a fucking moron. You make Christians look worse than they are.
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8:00 am
gr8 article would read again a++++++++++
Oh wait I lied, terrible article.
You’re trying too hard to troll a good portion of the internet. It shows. Of course, I just refuse to accept that someone out there is incapable of reading Wikipedia, Nintendo’s website, any plot synopsis from IGN, or a walkthrough from GameFAQs.
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10:11 am
Is this the one that allowed children to install a ‘plugin mod’to have pixelated fornication? I think it was called coffee cup and it was in the news just several years back.
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3:37 am
No you fucktard, that was Grand Theft Auto, not a childrens game. This is an adventure game. I know, probably never heard of it, right? Everything you christians don’t like, you blame on Satan.
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10:25 am
adam nelson. the game was called hot coffee and it was on grand theft auto san andreas
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2:09 pm
Oh okay, thank you Hailey.
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4:19 pm
You want me to tell you what I’m thinking?
Alright, here goes…
I will hunt down and destroy the writer of this article. There is already too many ignorant sh*theads in the U.S. pumping this crap out. I vote on a nation-wide manhunt for the creators of articles like these. I would love to tear out the still beating heart of the authors of this let them watch as I squeeze the life out of it. I will kidnap their children and force them to play video games until they become… Whats the word? Oh. Right. Normal. Thats right playing video games is normal. It doesn’t hurt the body, the mind, or people around you.
I think thats enough for now.
P.S. I hate you.
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I think you need to take a good look in the mirror and then have a long talk with your personal savior Jesus Christ, son, because it sounds like you really need him in your amoral life. Just look at how angry you are over such an obvious truth; its evil subversive video games that fuel your rage.
God bless you all.
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I’ve prayed to My Lord Jesus Christ and he agrees with me that this is typical scaremongering, pathetic mud flinging and demonising something the author does not agree to and uses His Name as an excuse to exert a degree of power of those blinded to decide on their own.
He told me that those are guided by Satan, the Fallen One and Morning Star and that only the blinded will attempt to convince those otherwise for their own perverse agenda. I fear no illusion serpent for I believe in the Lord and he has blessed us with senseabilities and the insight to see these liars for who they are. I pray that those misguided who read this disgrace have their eyes opened and do not blindly follow accusations like The Black Ones sheep.
Go in Peace.
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2:00 pm
Where do you get off assisting this bastard in trolling the internet and making an ass out of christianity?
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5:25 am
No, let the writer live! This way he does exactly what you want: he makes a fool of JC and damages his religion.
He already lives in sin: republishing these pictures… and why is he so intrigued by these tattood young girls? I think this writer is pure evil to humanity.
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9:41 am
Aren’t you a little gay beast full of violent rage? On October 31, in this year of our Lord, you shall burn, heathen!
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2:38 am
I take it you’re referencing to the rapture here but even if the rapture existed which it doesn’t, the rapture won’t come till after Jesus returns and rules the world for 3000 years. It even says it in the bible so you may think you’re a devote Christian but you don’t even know your own bible so shut the fuck up!
How does it feel to know that I, an atheist knows more about your religion than you do?
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12:08 pm
no you need to look in the mirror because your a judgemental hypocrite stop bashing on people that dont have the same views as you, you fucking commi fucktards this website is a good sattire though
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Lol @ steve
You know a lot of commenters on here use satire just as much. Some proper punctuation would be nice too.
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Oh this made me laugh.
On a more serious note, well done on misunderstanding popular culture you bunch of know-nothing bigoted idiots!
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The only people who Jesus had a bad word to say to was the hipocrates, isn’t it ironic that they are 90% of his followers. You people need listen to the word of God and understand what he has to say. For you should understand your own religion before you preech hate against any others, “Remove the log from thine eye before you point out the speck in your neighbours” And besides Zelda is a standard good vs evil story, love conquors all and such, if any christian have an unfounded problem with it, they are damned retarted souls
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3:35 pm
AHAHAHA you people are fucking pathetic.
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4:27 pm
Wow the whole article is false. Dude…Link is a fucking hero of time that kills demons/creatures in order to save a fucking kingdom from an evil demon king. Fucking dumbass Christians, thank god i am a follower of the mighty Allah who shall rule everything
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4:37 pm
trololololo lololo lololo
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4:53 pm
A quote from your article “In an airy expanse of times before ancient, three great lesbian goddesses frolicked through the impossibly dark expanses of deep space, their deep moans of pure ecstasy upon touching one another the only break to the vacuum of infinite silence.
This legend of the Three Goddesses is the starting point for all Zelda games. Each one created a Triforce of Lesbianism that combined with the others as one. This is clear support of a gay marriage agenda.”
This is some quantum shit right here. May I have some of what you’re smoking, my white brother?
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5:03 pm
Research your subject matter BEFORE you write articles about it. Moron.
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5:17 pm
This entire comments section is filled to the brim with idiots that don’t realize this is a satire site!
How can you all be that fucking stupid?
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5:24 pm
Thad needs to get a real job instead of searching for pictures of teenagers all day.
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5:40 pm
Really? This is what You do in your spare time Thad Connely? Make groundless internet posts that you’ve had no research in, have no interesting in gaining understanding about and generally just be a human rumour mill?
Great Work, just stunning really. Of all the possible thing you could write about in the world you choose tattoos inspired by a video game. A piece of entertainment.
Things must just be terrible for you when you can’t let other people live the way they want to without making up false accusations on their life styles. And I know you probably don’t feel ashamed about it yet, nay you probably feel you’re doing the world a service, don’t you Thad Connely? Who gave you the right, the power to judge people blindly?
Just remember these people in the images you’ve posted, they don’t care about your way of life or about you and frankly it’s only your own complete ignorance of another person’s right to choose what to do with their body that I’m posting this but Thad, I can call you Thad right? surely we’re on a first name basis by now. Nobody cares what you think, they laugh at your ignorance and then forget about you. You’re not immortal Thad, you’re just as fragile as the rest of us.
(Was it a slow news day Thad? come on you can tell me, thats got to be the reason why you made up a ton of lies, right?)
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5:42 pm
It may be true that those girls are being what people call ‘camwhores’ by posting sexual tinted pictures of themselves showing off tatoes based on a video game.
However this artcicle points more to the fact that the blame for this is because people think the video game is evil.
I would like to make clear that I am a roman catholic and that even I think you are going too far. Your information in the first section entirely untrue, it clearly shows that you did not even take the time to read a summary on the game. How as an article writer can you not take the time to do 10 minutes of easy research to write something correct instead of drawing conclusions like this.
The game series of Zelda is a series that teaches children more about morals and using intellect while solving puzzles than many of the other games out there. In these days video games are mostly about violence, and this game doesn’t even carry that subject.
I would gladly let my children play Zelda, because it is one of the few games that teaches children morals etc. Why am I saying this, why shouldn’t you disagree? Because the writer here doesn’t know the meaning of narrative structure, the entire game series has a goal to teach you a valiable lesson about being a good person to yourself and to others. It teaches this is a fun way and educational way. It is actually somethign the creators spend time on putting it together instead of the usual shooter games that people play these games where the violence is the most important factor instead of solving puzzles, running through levels using your quick thinking to take action.
Those girls portraining in sexy clothing, I can understand why you would write about them. However they would be doing that even without those tattoes. You would be better of writting and warning people about the bad things that come with social network sites in a society where sexism plays a fatal role in the upbringing of a child thanks to social media (your radio, pop music, internet, televition). Zelda was never made to be meant sexual, those girls may like the game but the reason they are sexually snapping pictures for thumbs up is not because of it. It is because the lack of parental education on what your child is taught as right and wrong and how to act on social media. You said it yourself, they ask people for thumbs up, the word Zelda is not even mentioned. You only add it because it is on their tattoo. However there are too many girls that do this, these are just a tiny faction that just happens to bear these tattoes while many others might even have angel wings, serpents/snakes or no tattoes at all. Some other pictures I just do not understand why it would be relevant to your subject because they are shots taken to show the tattoo itself and not your body.
This article is furtermore badly written, just someone who is mad and maybe worried about Zelda tattoes becoming a trend(?) However, there are plenty of photo’s of the same kind out there with or without tattoes that can show off the same worry the writter maybe has. There is no reason to be picking on a game which is educational and fun and that has nothing to do with these people. They are the ones who choose to put the pictures online and to put tattoes on their bodies. Is the game to blame for that? No. Should parents better educate their children instead of seeking things to shove their blame towards? Yes.
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4:53 am
“Is the game to blame for that? No. Should parents better educate their children instead of seeking things to shove their blame towards? Yes.”
I would fail miserably if I were to try to say it any better. The “desensitizing and degradation” of our society is not due to comics or video games, or television. It’s the lack of interest parents take in their children’s lives.
I grew up with video games (including Zelda) and did I turn out to be a Satan worshiping homosexual that practices magic to conjure things? (not meant to offend but only to illustrate my point) No. I turned out to be a 26 year old Follower of Christ who is currently serving in the US military protecting the rights of the author to write this article, the handful of people who agree with it, and the masses who disagree.
The reason I turned out okay? For one, video games like Zelda are not inherently evil. Secondly and more importantly, I have parents that care about me and monitored what I did as I was growing up. Who took an interest in my life and taught me right from wrong.
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7:14 pm
Maximum trolling.
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12:32 am
I knew a girl once with a triangle tattoo, and she got aids. That’s a scientific fact. May God smite the deceivers. God didn’t bless America, America blessed God.
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3:56 am
You guys got a bunch of my facebook friends. Kudos on the trolling.
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11:45 am
two things.
First, You are coming up with the most ridiculous reasons to condemn a bunch of nerdy girls because you feel ashamed that you are sexually interested in them. The only thing they are doing wrong is they’re not being conscious of where they are putting their pictures. You’re writing your articles with no firsthand experience and an incredibly biased opinion just so that you can go find these pictures, get off on them, and not feel bad about it later because you harassed them in your insignificant online post.
Secondly, Since when does it really matter in christianity what women do anyway? I thought that all women were sewers with a head according to some of your early popes. Since when do women take place in your patriarchal hierarchy that you call christianity? How about you write articles about the terrible things that have been done in the name of God, maybe the Holy Crusades where they killed everyone that didn’t want to convert to your incredibly one-sided and fear-filled religion, the burning of the libraries in Alexandria to slow down the advancement of mankind so that the church could rise to power and control everyone, maybe you should talk about all of the corruption in your churches and about all the men and women that have used the name God as an excuse for heinous acts. The girls in these photos just play FANTASY video games. You have no idea what the word satanic even means because all of christianity is still thinking that the antichrist is evil. However, 666 is our lord jesus christ, and you’ve been blindly following a religion that outlaws any sort of thought for oneself.
Have fun looking on suicide girls for your next post about harlots.
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5:18 pm
It’s their choice. Does this affect your life? You find Jesus, you get sent to heaven. That’s the best outcome. There are always going to be people making bad decisions, and yes, some of these are a bit over-done, but seriously? It’s a tattoo. The game is not focused around religion, like everybody here seems to think. There is worse, and THAT is what you need to get upset about. Next time, rage over war or fucking Osama Bin Laden. Tell me, honest to god, do you actually care about them personally? It’s human nature, yes, but it’s also their lives. Let them screw up if they want to, but this is nothing to get upset about.
Oh, and by the way. Tell me if you think that posting these slutty pictures, using vulgar words and such is actual religion. You fundamentalist bastards wanna know what ACTUAL religion is? It’s sin, it’s love for Jesus, it’s trial and error, it’s the will to LIVE. You make mistakes, yes, but you can always repair it. These are ACTUAL women that you are fucking around with here. There are quite a few people upset about this site, and not just for this topic.
Fundamentalism. It ruins religion. Religion is praising what you believe, it’s living out what you saw the bible to be in your own eyes. This is wrong. This has nothing to do with their faith. They may be extremely religious, and this has nothing to do with “DEVIL WORSHIP” or any of that nonsensical bullshit. YOUR bullshit is worship of the devil. You stretch this beyond imagination. This goes beyond the topic of these pictures.
I suggest that this website be shut down. It seems like you can’t even trust religion now, it’s all about hate. Religion was about acceptance, love and peace. Can you fucking look at yourselves? Take a god damn look. They can be who they want to be, they can go to heaven or hell, and they can do what they want. Free will bitches!
The decisions they make, right or wrong, are theirs and theirs alone. You can’t do SHIT but whine and complain and try to persuade others to think like you. You are all just a bunch of fucking Nazi Fundamentalist Hypocrites.
Can’t you just open a bible, interpret it with imagination, pray, go to Church and stop it with the fights, hate and all of that. Let it go.
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While i may not entirely agree with the wording, I agree with you. I don’t remember exactly how it was said or who said it, but the reason most people turn away from religion, is because of the people who practice that religion. They see hypocrites saying they love and serve God turn around and post articles like this condemning people they know nothing about. I myself am a Christian. I cannot say whether the person who wrote this is or not, but I ask that you not let people like the author completely turn you away from religion ( by that I mean any religion, not just Christianity). There are individuals in any walk of life that make us think the worst of the organizations they belong to. Corrupt cops, dirty politicians, pastors/priests who commit adultery.
Don’t let a couple bad eggs turn you away from something that could end up being a positive thing in your life. Whether it is religion, or anything else.
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8:28 am
Is this site for real or are they just satiring the christians? I have a hard time believing someone could be this blatently stupid and still be considered a journalist. This is without a doubt the worst article I have ever read and if this is on the level this Thad guy needs to be fired for “Extreme Stupidity”!!!
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I just wanted to say thanks for writing this article, I got some really good laughs out of it, I was having a pretty bad week. I found it really funny. Maybe you guys should do Mario next week or so, and talk about “HOW HE’S CORRUPTING THE YOUTH BY ENCOURAGING DRUG USE BY TAKING MUSHROOMS” or perhaps LittleBigPlanet because “SACKBOY IS A VOODOO DOLL”.
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7:21 am
Hey thank you for the pictures! These girls are beautiful and your article is quite the laughing stock! I’m christian and catholic and believe me or not, I love playing Zelda games series between 2 set of exercise. I train to become a Soldier in the Canadian Forces (yes I’m canadian, from Québec actually) to fight terrorism, help people in need and protect my loved ones. I must say that my decision to go to war was mainly influenced by video games, not the one where you shoot people for no reasons, but the ones like Zelda where you take a weapon and go in a quest to save the world from evil. If you want to blame something for the bad behavior of kids or whoever, blame society, not video games. We are all responsible for our acts and can’t blame anyone else. Example: a guy enter a convinience store, take out a gun from his pockets and shoot 3 people before police arrives. Will you blame video games or will you blame the lone a$$h*le who just shoted 3 people?
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9:44 pm
Poe’s Law at work here. Funny article, but depressing to read the comments. Shame that no one can understand satire anymore.
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6:49 pm
I would just like to say first and foremost that A. My sister is the first girl pictured…..she is not a devil worshiper, Wicca, or involved in any other weird activities….she likes to play Zelda..she goes to school, has a job, and is a very nice girl….our family is CHRISTIAN!!!! Although she has a tattoo that most may not get themselves, she likes the way the symbol looks and that is the extent of it…….get over it……seriously there are other battles to fight and Zelda of all things should not be at the top of the list…its a game…if you don’t want your kids to play it then don’t buy it for them, simple as that. By the way…did you have permission to post that picture, because if not I believe that is exploitation….do you even know if she is of age??????
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7:08 pm
Mom said he is a christian who lives in fear.. And living as a christian means living as Christ did, accepting and loving saints and sinners. All you have to do is believe, admit you’re a sinner, ask His forgiveness, and you are adopted into his family, tats or no tats. …. And from me, of all games to get mad about?? Why not zombie and prostitute killing games like Grand Theft Auto?? Or Bioshock?? lol, this game is obviously not nearly as violent as most, which is why it was released on Nintendo (the kid friendly system) And my friend Rey brought up a good point.. In the beginning when Zelda was released, there was a cross on his shield!! But it was taken off because it was too controversial. Also he said, the triforce is a symbol of the holy Trinity.. power.. courage.. wisdom.. father.. son.. holy spirit..
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7:06 pm
before I begin ripping apart your article.. I would just like to first point out that your underlying point is not only sound but worthy enough not to be lost in the onslaught of hate mail you are going to receive for this..
it is true that television and a lot of pop culture media, including video games, glamorize and sexualize women to a disturbing extreme.. to the point where its not only accepted.. its encouraged.. and children are, sad to say, all too vulnerable.. and to slate the problem aside due to the atrociousness of this particular article on this particular site would be folly..
we must remember that there are predators out there and people silly enough to get preyed on by them.. we as christians must work hard and be dilligent enough to ensure the safety of not just young women but all youth.. and most importantly recognize who the real enemies are..
your article is a gross misrepresentation of this beloved and wholesome video game franchise.. the series was founded on many righteous ideals.. truth.. justice.. perseverance.. friendship.. loyalty.. chivalry.. good triumphing over evil.. even love.. all of the things Christianity is always tryna preach at people..
its clear to me that you next to nothing about the franchise.. that whatever overly zealous and righteously infused furvor spurred you into compiling this exhaustively long picture thread..
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it did not spur you into actually researching the game.. Zelda as a franchise has always had strong Christian ties.. the original zelda games link’s sheild had a cross emblazoned on the front.. later versions of the game saw the cross removed due to ther same kind of flak that its getting now.. not only that but in the original version of Ocarina of time all the moveable blocks in the game had the Islamic moon and star symbol on them.. laterz versions of that game saw the symbol removed also.. also due to similar flak..
the main symbol of the series.. the triforce.. which is a main stay in many of the tattoos I see.. is actually a holy symbol.. the three golden ttriangles representing the three parts of the holy trinity.. wisdom.. power.. courage.. father.. son.. and holy ghost..
the homosexual overtones you mentioned I don’t ubderstand because in every instance link.. the boy hero.. is saving the damsel in distress.. Zelda the bbeautiful pprincess.. seems very hetero to me.. sure link never quite gets the girl.. but its a kids game..
I could continue to go on and on about the ridiculousness of all this.. and how clearly this is all spawned out of some agenda that we can all see.. so.. ill save my fingers the undue stress.. thank you for your time.. and I pray in the fufuture our Lord helps you be better able to express your ideals in a less.. well.. imperfect way..
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7:40 pm
I am seriously loling at I Love Me a Jesus..
so the triangle tat gave the girl aids and thats SCIENCE!! oh that’s comic gold!! what else ya got!? X DDD
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9:35 am
We have grammar, spelling, apostrophes, and some other good social graces the Lord our God imbibed us with, heathen.
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and you utilized all of those social graces perfectly.. impressive for a sheep..
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5:52 am
you have got to be the stupidest piece of shit out there to truly believe all that bs you wrote about n obviously dont know shit about the game or the girls you “researched”. n as far as homosexual ties to the game, last time i checked organized religions like yours have had a looong history with child molestation and homosexual tendencies NOT video games. if anything video games are well known to make kids violent toward cowardly little fucks like your self lol. jeez man, you really need a better hobby than religion.
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9:36 am
Your username suggests that you are, indeed, full of gay urges and rules by a lust for bear balls.
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5:12 am
Why do you have to bring bears into it? They didn’t do anything. They can’t even play video games.
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9:09 am
It is a shame to call yourself an author with only pictures from various young ladies profile pages, which I am sure you study very closely. But, due to the time spent only looking at photos of young women you didn’t do your research on the Zelda game…which by the way, Zelda is the princess and Link is her “Knight” in green wool clothing. So, this seems like an obvious cry of “Please pay attention to me as no one else will take me seriously as an author” style of story. I understand if women, such as those feature, will not give you the time of day and yes I understand if you can’t even hold a controller correctly let alone know what do with a video game. But honestly, was this the best you could come up with??? If you wish to be taken seriously then to your homework and stop looking up hot girls to bitch about, do something productive. I know and understand that even negative feedback is feedback none the less, but you will die known forever as a simpleton and joke. And that is the true shame of this column.
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9:39 am
My dear lady, your username suggests that you too have been Stockholmed by the gay agenda. And verily! This game has turned you into a lesbian. Repent! For the sake of your immortal soul, put down the controller! It sucks out your soul and turns you into a violent, lustful, scissoring sapphic beast of the apocalypse!
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…OR maybe she owns a flower shop?
And I thought it was cameras that sucked out your soul? Have I been refusing to get my picture taken for all these years for nothing?
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9:34 am
Firstly, I appreciate the effort the authors have gone through to express their beliefs.
But sadly, this article is filled with inaccuracies, and a lot of the photo’s seem to be interpreted with bias.
The Legend of Zelda video games are some of the most critically acclaimed games ever known, and have reached out to millions of people, both religious and non-religious. This game is so popular because it is universal; it does not offend anyone who offers to play it.
Simply playing this game does not turn someone into a worshipper of satan or a homosexual. This, I am afraid, is ignorance from the authors part.
I am sure the Lord has a lot more to deal with than to worry about people playing LOZ games.
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4:09 pm
I can’t freaking believe you put such judgement on these girls!You are a total a#@hole for saying such lies!My sisters girl 1 and you say that she put as a caption on her Myspace “you can have the triforce power upon my chest” YOU freakin LIED!!!She never put that!! And did you even ask for permisson for these photos? Did you find out if the were or werent minors? Picture 41 thats a couple on there WEDDING DAY!probably in a church how is that sexy and wicca? You really need to reevalute your realtionship with God and Christ.The legend of Zelda is a very child friendly game when things die or are killed there isnt any freakin blood they just disappear! So move on to an actually violent game like Bioshock or Grand Theft Auto games that teach kids to pick up prostitutes and then kill them. My freakin sister has the tatoo just because she likes the game and the look of the tattoo she doesnt practice wicca or anything! Oh and I really hope your rich because your about to get about 40 copyright fringement lawsuits
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1:05 am
How is it that absolutely none of the people commenting on any of these realizes that this is a parody site? Really?
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5:22 am
I think this website has, like so many others, confused news with propaganda. Well, unless you have seriously deluded yourselves into thinking this is actual, hard-fact news, which wouldn’t surprise me, as you so blindly follow your religion, without asking any questions.
This is why Christians have such a bad name and are such an easy target for atheists and those of other religious backgrounds. “This game has turned you into a lesbian” <~ That is one of the dumbest sentences I've ever read. Nothing can change your sexual orientation, and as much as you whackos would love to believe, it's NOT a choice.
Also, I would think that you would have played the game to accurately report this "news", but apparently, you probably heard about it somewhere and threw together some story based off what you want your readers to think. If anything, this game is definitely NOT an evil vs. evil deal. It's more like the classic, Good triumphs over evil. But that wouldn't make a good story, would it? And I would think you would choose another videogame that would actually make sense to what you're writing, maybe something more violent and not for children, but I just assume the author was too lazy to do any "research" himself.
In short, you guys who actually take this article as truth and news need to get out more, and maybe do some research for yourself if you're so worried about your children becoming corrupted by a videogame.
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6:04 am
“This is why Christians have such a bad name and are such an easy target for atheists and those of other religious backgrounds.”
We are constantly told that Atheism is not a religion, now you call it one. Will you people make up your minds? We never are “wishy-washy” about our beliefs. I’m sorry your parents brainwashed you into believe God doesn’t exist due to ONE random fact, when there are MILLIONS to prove he does exist. Just type in “God is still alive” on your heathen website Googler and you will see His power is still alive!
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11:57 am
There is no conclusive proof either way, so I am agnostic because I don’t know. I acknowledge that there could be a god, but i also can understand that there might not be one. A lot of people feel this way but call themselves atheists, when they are actually agnostic.
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12:05 pm
You’re an Agnostic, ExMachina? I find that Agnostics are a lot nicer than Atheists, because they are waiting to figure out what is true. While as a Christian, I know that God is real and Jesus died for our sins, I respect the fact that you want to gain more proof than just the Bible (which you really don’t need more proof), and you need more science to prove the Atheists correct as well. I wish you luck on your journey, and I pray that you come to the correct decision and I will see you in Heaven.
God Bless,
Bruce Danus
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12:13 pm
I am not searching for meaning, but I’ll see who’s right when my time has come. All I care about is my aristotillian ethics, and following them.
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12:22 pm
ExMachina, I appreciate what you are doing. I would love you to realize Christ’s love and accept Him into your heart, but I am one of those Christians who will just tell you what I believe and hope you make the correct choice. I won’t try to push my beliefs on to you, but I will suggest that you read the Bible with an open mind and possibly it will help your decision.
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12:57 pm
“I won’t try to push my beliefs on to you, but I will suggest that you read the Bible with an open mind and possibly it will help your decision.”
As well as tell people that they’re going to Hell simply for existing or doing things that you don’t like or being themselves or any number of other things.
Don’t sit there all high-and-mighty and act like you’re a caring person. If you were such one, you’d realize that other people can be happy and safe in doing things you don’t like to do. Someone plays a game and you think they’re going to Hell because of it, no questions asked.
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1:04 pm
L.N, I was having a polite discussion of beliefs with ExMachina. Why did you feel the need to burst in and spout hatred and teenage angst all over the place? I understand you are jobless and can’t find a female who loves you, but that is no reason to interrupt a polite conversation between two adults with “hate attacks”.
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1:42 pm
L.N. does make a good point. Legend of Zelda my favorite game series and it was always meant to be a positive story.
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12:55 pm
“We are constantly told that Atheism is not a religion, now you call it one. Will you people make up your minds?”
Atheism is a religious background, i.e. it’s still a religious view (or rather, a lack of one which recursively becomes one).
“We never are “wishy-washy” about our beliefs.”
If something bad happens to people you like, you say it was a disaster. If something bad happens to people you don’t like, you cheer and say ‘God punished them’. That’s pretty wishy-washy to me.
“I’m sorry your parents brainwashed you into believe God doesn’t exist due to ONE random fact, when there are MILLIONS to prove he does exist.”
Then why do you deny acts of God whenever people you think highly of or places you like are struck with something terrible?
“Just type in “God is still alive” on your heathen website Googler and you will see His power is still alive!”
But only when a place you don’t like is being affected by him, right?
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10:46 pm
You realize this is a joke, right?
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6:46 pm
This page has so many errors, I want to kill my self. I hope people don’t honestly take this for a Christian website. This site is a satirical website, and every story is just a giant troll. Just look up “ChristWire” on your preferred search engine.
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9:30 pm
That was amusing.
I like how poorly zelda was described and i feel sorry for those of you who took this seriously. Seriously, hilarious.
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10:42 pm
Ahaha, thank you Connely, I couldnt stop laughing. I assume this is some sort of a joke because no one is that stupid.
Well unless your someone who actually believes the Salem Witch trials were just, or that they really do have enough proof to put Damien Echols to death.
See dear Connely, if you really believe this and want to scare yourself half to death go look into the real occult.
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12:00 am
This is complete and total nonsense.
Your hypothesis of the game being a ‘battle of evil against evil’ is your first mistake. And unfortunately for you, it’s the only mistake you needed to make to render this entire blog useless. Evil cannot battle evil, it is unbiblical and untheological.
Luke 11:14-23 says this:
14 Now he was casting out a demon that was mute. When the demon had gone out, the mute man spoke, and the people marveled. 15 But some of them said, “He casts out demons by Beelzebul, the prince of demons,” 16 while others, to test him, kept seeking from him a sign from heaven. 17 But he, knowing their thoughts, said to them, “Every kingdom divided against itself is laid waste, and a divided household falls. 18 And if Satan also is divided against himself, how will his kingdom stand? For you say that I cast out demons by Beelzebul. 19 And if I cast out demons by Beelzebul, by whom do your sons cast them out? Therefore they will be your judges. 20 But if it is by the finger of God that I cast out demons, then the kingdom of God has come upon you. 21 When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own palace, his goods are safe; 22 but when one stronger than he attacks him and overcomes him, he takes away his armor in which he trusted and divides his spoil. 23 Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters.
So the Legend of Zelda can’t possibly be a battle of evil against evil because that would be blasphemy according to both you and I. It is a battle between good and evil regardless of the magic usage. Notice verse 23 says “whoever is not with me is against me.” The main character link is vanquishing evil, therefore he is on the good side, because evil cannot vanquish evil.
As for your hypothesis about Link’s homosexuality, you have also been blasphemous. Your choice of words: “Link wears tight leggings and frolics with other men.” Fellowship is a more obvious symbol than homosexuality, considering that they are working towards vanquishing evil together. Leggings don’t mean anything. They’re leggings. He also carries a sword mind you, which is a symbol of the word of God. Ephesians 6:17 tells us – 17 and take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
There is so much more good than you see and it is because you are blind to the spirit. It is possible that you do not have Jesus truly in your heart, Thad. Your heart needs to be rid of this pride and love must replace it. Your focus is not on the Lord, but of the law which is inferior to Love.
These people get the tattoos because they like the game. I am a gamer. I am also a headstrong Christian. Never have I once worshiped the supposed background and hidden lore of a game. Love people more.
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2:38 am
As the son of a pastor and an avid gamer I see that your argument is so full of errors on this game it stops being funny and starts being sad. Legend of Zelda was and still is a major favorite with my family since i was a child. Now being 27 and having a family of my own i cannot wait till my children are old enough to understand the series so that i may share with them all the family fun and enjoyment that i recived playing it with my parents and sibling.
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2:49 am
I will need to report you to Child Protective Services then.
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12:35 am
i will have to report you to the police for repeated harrasment Bruce
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4:10 am
Anything that limits the amount of naked white girls on the internet angers me
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5:28 pm
“This is complete and total nonsense.
Your hypothesis of the game being a ‘battle of evil against evil’ is your first mistake.”
Nah his first mistake was the first sentance “The Legend of Zelda is a demonic video games series that follows the path of a young sorcerer named Zelda”
Its LINK not Zelda you Zealot Freak ! at least study what your going to talk about before spouting out of your arse !
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4:20 pm
Interestingly enough, the magic book in the very first zelda game was originally a bible. The book was used to upgrade an item so you could burn your enemies and light rooms. Obviously this was taken out of the game due to controversy, but the fact remains, it was there originally. Just pointing that out, I thought that it was an interesting, and somewhat relevant, fact.
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2:03 pm
i LOVE that everyone is taking this so seriously.
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12:18 am
Seriously?
No.
I’m a Christian, and I know that whoever wrote this, whatever “group” or whatever under Christianity wrote this is just retarded.
Like many of you others has said, its people like this that give Christianity a bad name. I have no place to say who is wrong or right, its faith, but this is just blowing it all out of proportion.
I’m just getting more frustrated as I think about this, so I’ll stop hear, and leave this note as well.
Like a lot of you others have said… The main characters name is Link. Not Zelda. Zelda is the girl you rescue all the time.
and honestly. Magic? hahaha. Calling Zelda satanic is like calling disney movies satanic.
These people obviously dont know anything about it.
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12:34 am
they do call disney movies satanic………
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12:42 am
True, I realized that a little after I said it, but honestly, does ANYONE besides these idiots look at it that way? No one reads into it. They play it because its fun, not because its “satanic” or homosexual or any of the other things they were talking about. If anything at all, they barely had any valid points at all. Complete ignorance, but hey, I guess maybe ignorance for them is bliss too. Whatever works for them, but at least most of us know its bull.
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1:54 pm
if you follow whatever they said we should barley Breath and move we can’Mt have fun at all other than pray all day long
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12:46 am
Anyways, I’m done wasting my time with this bull, but I would like to add, I have my own Zelda tattoo as well, and I got it because I love the franchise, not because it has any sexual meaning or satanic meaning. Especially not. Like I said, I’m a Christian too.
Anyways, getting on with my life
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12:56 am
First of all, What happened to loving people unconditionally?
Secondly, Who are all of you to judge these people for their decisions? Are you god?
I think I know the answer to that…
Also, I agree with Zach. These games are not satanic. You’re fighting AGAINST evil. Really, The basic storyline of the entire series has the same basic elements as Sleeping Beauty. A tale that was turned into a DISNEY MOVIE. To add to that, The three parts of the Triforce are Courage, Power, and Wisdom. Very basic, and not satanic.
Also, let me get this straight: You’re going to attack people for their decisions, ON THE INTERNET, because you’re utterly misinformed? How about possibly doing some actual research on what you’re talking about. Or, if it’s not too much of a stretch for you, you could utilize your time in other ways… Such as volunteering at a homeless shelter, or maybe praying about your own hateful attitude.
It’s because of people like you that make posts like this that make people turn away from Christianity. To be a Christian is to LIVE LIKE CHRIST. And right now, you don’t have a very loving or accepting attitude. This makes me sick.
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12:11 am
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1:32 pm
i don’t mean to offend anyone but this whole article is unfair.
and i can tell when you call the boy Zelda, you didn’t really look into the game much before deciding it was satanic. i wish people would be more open minded and not be so quick to judge things that they think are different or of its something they dont understand. 
The Legend of Zelda is just a simple game with an interesting story line. there are no hidden meanings or perverted anything. im sorry but i think you’re trying too hard to make this game something it’s not. how do you benefit from ragging on something that really means a lot to other people? and of all things you choose to attack a video game? come on…
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1:55 pm
Those are some awesome tats. If you cant enjoy them, don’t look at them.
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12:42 pm
I savour, result in I found just what I used to be taking a look for. You have ended my four day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye
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12:53 pm
While you are here at Christ Wire please browse around, just might find something that you love, like your salvation.
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11:38 am
Wow. Just wow. Not only was the amount of repeating pictures one of the more annoying things I’ve stumbled across, your lack of grammatical prowess just makes me sad.
Oh, and almost everything you said about the game was wrong.
I wasn’t going to comment, but the second you called Link Zelda and Zelda Navi, I changed my mind. After reading this whole article, I just have to say that you, sir, are an awful writer and so close-minded that it makes my brain hurt. Literally, I got a headache after reading this. And that’s bad, as I am used to reading abominations of grammar to review. So let’s continue, shall we?
I have many friends with tattoos – I myself have quite a few and plan on getting more, one of them being Zelda themed. All of these tattoos mean a lot to me, for multiple reasons. It’s not because I’m gay/satanic/brainwashed/whatever else you’re saying these people are. It’s because, in the past, I’ve found that these things have helped me through tough times.
And for the record, when I was younger I went to church twice a week. Since then, I’ve realized that a lot of the people there are a bunch of biased, close-minded, ignorant, two-faced people. So I stopped. But that’s a story for another day.
I’m not stopping you from writing articles. I’m not saying that at all, because that would be removing a right and I’m not the kind of person that would do that. But if you DO continue, at least do your research and maybe take a writing class, because this was just hard to get through.
Oh, and to a few of the people who commented up there, gauge style earrings can be removed and the hole will usually close back up, at least to a certain extent. I know plenty of people who have removed gauges and just gone back to normal earrings after a while.
Have a great day.
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10:43 pm
It’s satyrical. It’s not a real article….
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10:40 am
This is a very Good article! I can agree with you at many points, it’s a great discovery you done. But i think that we are entered in a era in which people are no more able to recognize good and evil, for this reason, i ask you to put many biblical references in your articles. Magic is a really bad thing at the eyes of God, but people fall to realise this. If you show to biblical verse about it (Deuteronomy 18:10-12 for example) i think it will give more credits on what you says. Even so less people really want to trust in Jesus. Your article is great! Don’t be intimidated by what these crazy guys say, they never encountered Jesus, so they will blame you, it’s normal. Then tell me, Why does this article display the same pics over and over?
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2:29 am
If magic’s bad and God’s good then how’d God make the world?
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4:14 pm
all i have to say is, Jesus rose from the dead (zombie) asked you to eat and drink of his body (vampire) cant we just play the fuckin video game be happy ? jesus christ Zampire …… no tag backs
love you
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1:18 pm
BAHAHAHA!!! This article is so fucking stupid I cant stop laughing. Bravo. This made my day.
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6:53 am
LULZ I thought this article was a joke when I read it lol. These people are nuts lol but I got a rather good laugh out of it. I infact got a zelda tattoo last week and its my new thing to show off. WOOT GO ZELDA FANS!!!!
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6:55 am
Heres the link to mah tattoo and if the article writer is reading this can you put my pick in with the rest im not a girl but i still want everyone to see mah tattoo
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21456744@N02/6352862129/
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12:25 pm
Thanks for getting all my favourite images in one place and repeating them so its like a slideshow. favourited under “wankbank”
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11:58 pm
These pics are hot. I jerked it.
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1:06 am
Really??? I have a tattoo too! It’s not Zelda related but I did it because I wanted one. I didn’t do it because of Satan or because of other people. Besides if you want to complain about games complain about Grand Theft Auto. My brother in law watched it when he was little and his parents knew it was a mature game. Yet it don’t matter. He mugged and killed people. He learned curse words. Zelda doesn’t teach little kids curse words. Nor does it have sex in it. GTA does. I played Zelda. I love Zelda. Heaven forbid you find out about Okami or Devil May Cry and go off on those great games. I like video games compared to tv. Tv sucks! You should complain about the sh8t they show on there.
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7:05 am
I am disguted at this. The freak that made this is the kind of person that makes people avoid christians. I hope this person makes a apology. Or go’s and dies.
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2:26 am
If Satan’s so bad then why did God make him an angel? Also if he pissed off God then why did God give him control over hell? If pissing off God gives you a kingdom then I know how I’m gonna be successful in life
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2:48 am
The author has been looking at all these pictures, and he likes it so much he has to keep on repeating the same pictures so when he reads his own article, he can see all these pics without having to scroll up again.
With that said, No.29 is hot ;D
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3:03 am
Wait wait wait wait
what
this site said LoZ was a holy game
and now it says its demonic
wat
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