The mighty hand of God has stung Japan again, this time by striking the kamikaze hive with a furious 8.9 magnitude!
Beware, sinners. This is but a sip of the true flood of despair and destruction God can reign upon you. He is angry with Japan for they bombed to death our soldiers on a day of infamy.
God is angered because Japan aligned with Adolf Hitler, bringing death to the most innocent and Western nations on this planet.
God hates ugly and how can their be anything uglier than a Japanese menace. There was a point in time where Earth was so low, that homosexuals were allowed to create their own cities and to name them after their nasty bedroom acts.
In the Bible, you can read all about Sodom and how God nuked them all with a swarm of meteorites, just a slight show of his power and but a clearing of his nostrils of their stench. So just imagine the anger Japan has brewed by killing so many Americans in cold blood, then only last week having the audacity to say they may abandon the dollar.
God has weighed in on the subject and let Japan know they better be grateful. America brought them peace and showed them mercy, but now the sushi shovers have no respect for us! God can unleash this all day and night and then we give the final show with endless nukes until we have a second lost kingdom of Atlantis.