Can Castrating Atheists Save the US Economy, Justin Beiber and End Male Baldness?
The foundation of America’s success, the protestant work ethic, is under siege by the Atheist sloth-ethic. The hard work and success of evangelical and protestant citizens are not only a testament to their faith and personal salvation, but the shining jewel of a graced nation and healthy economy. When our work ethic is diminished with socialist dogma, we plunge deeply into the chasm of disgrace, high unemployment and low GNP. Castration is one option, already embraced by liberals and the computer industry, which also has the benefit of possibly restoring the economy, ending baldness in men and improving the US work ethic beyond that of our European cousins.
Liberals and Apple Computer Support Castration
Alan Turing, one of the first creators of the computer as we see it today was a talented mathematician whose work included the development of Artificial Intelligence. He worked in code cracking at the UK’s notorious Bletchley Park. His work was pivotal to the creation of the “Enigma” code breaking machine. He was also named as one of the world’s 100 most influential persons of the 20th century by Time Magazine. He is listed as the second most influential Princeton alumni. He also practiced chemical castration. Unable to come to terms with charges of homosexuality levied against him by the British government in 1952, he committed suicide with a cyanide-laced poisoned apple two years later. The apple on the Apple computer, illuminated in acid green with a single byte removed is testament of the firm’s support of the voluntary chemical castration Turing popularized and the enduring distain all Americans share for Europeans.
Liberals support castration. Sex change or gender reassignment operations , now widely performed, are included in ObamaCare and include voluntary castration as part of the procedure. While the full procedure does not stop at castration, liberal and atheists enthusiasm for the medical procedure is steadfast. All persons undergoing such a procedure are atheists as they themselves define their bodies to the secular earth and without heavenly soul for salvation.
Beiber and the Cure for Baldness
According to scientific research into the benefits and effects of castration, baldness is cured with castration. For the vanity of atheist hipsters this is revelatory freedom that can be transformed to voluntary castration. All eunuchs have a full head of hair their entire lives. The castrati were forever young voiced angels, provided treasures for their families and added beauty to the world. The purchase and trade of castrato created an economic market that elevated many in Europe at the time.
The interwebs are rife with careless whispers regarding one popstar with a luxurious mane. Armored with knowledge of the hair loss abatement the truth becomes clear. Justin Beiber is one of the castrati.
In many of the pictures he poses with the “scissors” a sign of this forever young man’s content with his fate. Unlike the castrato of the past, the Beiber’s procedure was done under anesthesia, blessed by the socialist medicine of Canada and his chances of survival were greater than the 10% enjoyed by Europeans of the middle ages.
Castration and the Economy
The failure of European countries, such as France, revolves around a godless more secular “big government” of socialism, intrusive regulations and mandated month-long vacations in August. These atheists’ sloth concepts are very foreign to Americans who embody the protestant principles of thrift, discipline, hard work, and individualism. Historically, these same countries practiced castration of servants, work-staff and enemies and concurrently enjoyed a robust, thriving economy.
Balding atheists possess comparatively short attention spans and still tend to exhibit a need to reproduce between periods of sloth and daydreams. Both issues of attention deficit and reproductive imperative lend credence to the diminishing protestant work ethic and lead to castration as a possible solution. While many of the atheists’ spawn will no longer be flushed by the defunded parenthood planning, further exploration into the root cause is prudent and potentially economically sound.
The full scale, involuntary castration of grown men is ludicrous and does not provide the benefits of early castration. Addressing the vanity of atheist parents towards their children and fit examples in popular culture, such as Justin Beiber, make incorporation of a voluntary practice much easier for future domination of the protestant work ethic and bringing about economic growth. The hair replacement and male pattern baldness dependent industries can be transformed by a castration economy. Because breast formation is possible with castration, the “man-ziere” will open new markets 15-20 years from inception.
Diminished aggression, another benefit of castration, means no need for unions and fewer police, which in turn requires less taxes and greater productivity as well as employment. It is an idea that supports all the American people need to be strong and successful once again on the world stage. It is possible, with the voluntary cooperation from those that need it most and prove themselves deserving success. The above picture was taken from an Ebay offering an elegant rosewood inlay castration implements set. Perhaps some atheist has already reasoned this future and voluntarily accepted it.
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3:06 am
Another hard hitting report BB!
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4:29 am
Thanks so much for your kind words. I think I kept an unbiased tone throughout the piece. I think castrating atheist should let that freak flag fly, or not in this case, to the benefit of the economy.
Many of these young people don’t know the history of Turing and Apple’s iconic logo. Teacher’s unions, like all liberals, tried to shift the focus on them by perpetuating the urban legend of the logo origin being “an apple for teacher”.
The Beibs, well the puzzle pieces all come together now.
Thanks again for your continued support.
Praise be,
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4:40 am
“Unbiased tone”, my ass.
“Liberals” support “voluntary castration”, as you said, because we allow people to, if they so choose, have operations to physically change their gender? Transgender individuals use those operations because they are not the same gender as the body they were born into. Those operations allow them to change their gender so that it fits the one they identify with. It isn’t “voluntary castration”. It’s allowing people to be who they actually are. Suck on that, Bitcham.
I have an idea. Let’s try castrating fundamentalist, right-wing conservative Christians. That should fix things.
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4:45 am
RD,
Nothing in my article supports violence. I cannot say the same for your ignorant comments. Stop the hate before it consumes you.
BB
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4:55 am
What do you call your idea of castrating atheists in the name of “saving the economy”? What else is castrating an entire group of people based purely on their religious views (or lack thereof)? Inviting them over for coffee?
Castration makes a person unable (and unwilling) to participate in sexual activities. What you’re really advocating is sterilization of anyone who identifies as atheist, and using it for your own goals. You just think it’s nice to mask it under the idea that it’s “good for them”. If castration is so beneficial for one’s health and appearance, then why don’t YOU do it?
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5:00 am
Your reading skills are deplorable or you didn’t read the article. If you are going to comment, you need to read the article, RD.
Again, you Brits with the irrational hate and venom. No wonder the best and brightest migrated to North America.
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3:31 am
Wow BB. What can I say?
“The foundation of America’s success, the protestant work ethic”
After reading those opening nine words, I thought to myself “what a perfect statement, how can she have lead with this? There is nothing more that can be said.” But once again you have surprised the fellowship. Your eloquent article has opened our eyes wider.
Even though Apple Computer stock did my portfolio well in the 80’s I eventually realized they were nothing more than a hipster monopoly that preys on other conformist hipsters.
The subject of male castration has been a controversial one. Your article has made it an airtight case for.
Please post a comment soon so I can praise click you.
Thank you.
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3:41 am
You.. just…
Your stupidity never ceases to astound me.
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4:29 am
There is an interesting debate in the blogosphere exploring the reasons for the persistent high unemployment rates in the US and elsewhere. Conservatives lay the blame on the structural skills mismatch and argue that this cannot be resolved through any stimulus spending measures. Liberals claim that the massive slump in aggregate demand from the boom, means that there are massive idling resources which can be brought to work with an appropriately structured stimulus program.
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4:50 am
This is one of the most unintelligent and offensive articles I have ever read.
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5:19 am
“Your reading skills are deplorable or you didn’t read the article. If you are going to comment, you need to read the article, RD.”
No, no, I read the article. But, since ANYONE can choose their religion, why not castrate everyone, since we’re all at risk of becoming atheists?
Or, if the benefits of castration are so remarkable, then why don’t you castrate YOUR men first?
The point is this: You’re arguing that atheists should embrace castration, because of all of its supposed benefits (I fail to see how it will lead to less unions or lower crime rates, as religious affiliation has NOTHING to do with those), and not advocating the same for your own religious group? You’re about half a step away from saying that ALL atheists should be castrated, and not necessarily by their own choice.
As for sex change operations… Did you not read what I wrote regarding that? It isn’t “voluntary castration”; it’s having one’s body altered to fit with the gender the person identifies with.
You wouldn’t dream of advocating for the voluntary castration for fundamentalist Christians, though, would you? Otherwise, you’d suggest it REGARDLESS of a person’s religious affiliation (or lack thereof). Why don’t you go ask the men at your church to castrate themselves, and show them all your reasons why? I’m sure you’d be able to convince them to go and make eunuchs of themselves.
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8:40 am
Are you kidding me? Seriously, you are suggesting the mutilation of the genitalia of your fellow man might please the invisible hand to revive the economy? I’m sure Jesus would be right on board with this plan. A country need not be steeped with barbaric religious practice to be successful. One word, Norway, only 30% of the population believes in “God” and they are near the top in the world in education, low crime rates, high GDP, high quality of living, and life expectancy. All without “god” being relevant in their society
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9:09 am
Norway also favors gender reassignment, which includes castration. Thanks for another example of the economic success / castration link is relevant.
No mention of God’s will in the article, so I think you might be a little sensitive and emotive there about the lack of a divine guardian.
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12:36 pm
I always thought that Christians were retarded, and this article just reaffirmed my preconscious notion. Face the facts Blanche Beecham, There is no god.
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3:37 pm
May the Lord have mercy on your soul, before casting it to the depths of hell. BB, thank you so much for such an informative article, though i do believe that Justin Bieber should be drawn and quartered, rather than simply castrated.
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2:37 am
Since he fornicates out of marriage I agree that Biblical punishment is in order.
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1:09 pm
I say instead of castration we burn them at the steak! Remember, a hot steak is always better than a cold chop!
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1:56 pm
Someone needs to castrate Hillary Clinton.
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2:52 pm
And what good would that do beyond satisfying your own, twisted bloodlust? Castrating (i.e., causing a loss of function of the ovaries) a woman who likely doesn’t plan on having any more children only illustrates your pathetic, uninformed, moronic hatred.
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4:12 am
the poster was making a joke about hillary being masculine…in other words cut off his/her/it’s balls. we technically know she has children and can mostly assume she gave birth to them, but it is a joke. he was not talking about the technicalities of literally spaying anyone nor trying to give a lecture on female anatomy. there is a reason people like you got beat up on the playground.
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7:21 pm
BB, your words are like angel honey!
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10:55 am
Angel honey? More like bat piss…
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2:02 am
and they put this article under the “science” section!
ha what a joke. Be and my balls are going to go read a book, and not spread bullshit propaganda.
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2:05 am
BB is a degenerate retard.
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2:11 am
No praise click for you!
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2:56 am
But his words are almost entirely true. She is a degenerate. We just aren’t quite certain about whether she is mentally retarded yet. Socially, though, she obviously has quite a few problems.
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4:55 am
Jealous?
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8:37 am
What is it about conservatives that whenever someone has a valid reason for disliking someone else, they try to completely discredit them by calling them jealous?
Oh, and I’m sure that Ralph is just so broken-hearted that he won’t get a praise click. You might as well have torn his heart out and stomped on it.
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9:36 am
I think jealous is the correct term. Nothing in the article was regarding degenerate (a person or persons whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior).
A lot of people that are ashamed of their own sexuality because in their heart they know it is abnormal and unacceptable to society. They will throw these kinds of stones to try and make it right in their own mind.
God is my armor and cloak. He has shown me that their words and hate can allow me to renew and flourish. This is why we are so hated, our ability to rise from scorn.
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1:01 pm
“A lot of people that are ashamed of their own sexuality because in their heart they know it is abnormal and unacceptable to society. They will throw these kinds of stones to try and make it right in their own mind.”
I see nothing wrong with being homosexual. Hell, even my younger brother is proud of me. I love who I love; nothing “abnormal” or “unacceptable” about that.
Besides, aren’t you the own throwing stones at atheists because you think they should be castrated? Does that mean that you know your “religion” is abnormal and unacceptable to society, and want to make it right in your own mind?
“God is my armor and cloak. He has shown me that their words and hate can allow me to renew and flourish. This is why we are so hated, our ability to rise from scorn.”
You must be hallucinating again.
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1:13 pm
I say nothing of the sort, you proudly stupid git.
“Castrating Atheist” is a noun throughout the piece. I give examples of Atheist who castrate themselves (hence Castrating Atheists) and clearly state I do not support involuntary castration.
I realize you are young and European, but must you also have shit for brains? This is my last response to you.
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1:41 pm
In your article, you said that:
1. Anyone undergoing gender reassignment surgery is “godless”. I’ve known a few transgendered individuals who have undergone that procedure, one of who is the pastor of a large Baptist congregation in town. “Godless” indeed.
2. You say, “[t]he full scale, involuntary castration of grown men is ludicrous and does not provide the benefits of early castration. Addressing the vanity of atheist parents towards their children and fit examples in popular culture, such as Justin Beiber, make incorporation of a voluntary practice much easier for future domination of the protestant work ethic and bringing about economic growth.” You are suggesting it as a VOLUNTARY practice, but phrasing it in such a way that it becomes clear that you wish for castration to be mandatory for any non-religious person.
3. I’ve never seen a lazier bunch of people in my life. I know a good number of atheists who work hard, are highly motivated, and have wonderful children who perform better than their peers in school. I also know a number of people who identify as “Christian” and have lazy children who not only fail to attain high marks in school, but are the root cause of many of the classroom incidents, and have been since the beginning of elementary school.
You know who else thought castration and sterilization of people they thought were “bad” was a good idea? Hitler.
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8:17 pm
Hey, MeAwesome, I see several hateful things in Blanche’s post! Perhaps you should scold her for them.
“you proudly stupid git.”
“I realize you are young and European, but must you also have shit for brains?”
Why haven’t you turned on your Hate Sirens, MeAwesome?
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8:49 pm
Sorry, between the radio show today and the fascinating Taylor Momsen pictorial I have been distracted.
#1 That S swears should not be used. It is offensive to gay males. It shouldn’t be used. However there is only so much one can take. Where I don’t like it, she swears in often if ever. And only in response to people whose language here is rivaled only to popinators. While I wish for the gay community that word did not exist, I will continue to look with pleasure at Blanches body
of work. If she turns into a pottymouth I will tell her.
#2 Blanch and I have a certain rapport, a kinship that exists beyond the internets. We have already talked about this in private and we love each other all the more for it.
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10:20 pm
“Blanch and I have a certain rapport, a kinship that exists beyond the internets. We have already talked about this in private and we love each other all the more for it.”
Yeah, sure you have.
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8:19 pm
“I think jealous is the correct term.”
You go on thinking that, Beech, but me and RD know the truth.
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2:26 am
I find your proto-lesbian obsession with Blanche disturbing and will pray for you.
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1:43 am
You are absolutely right about castration curing baldness. I now have full luxurious hair.
It is regrettable that many of your commenters lack a basic understanding of science
This is my first visit to your site. Very impressive. Pulitzer stuff.
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1:48 am
BB– Are you any relation to Blanche DuBois?
I can verify that castration does cure baldness. I now have a full head of luxurious hair.
Regrettably, some of your readers demonstrate from their comments that they lack a basic understanding of science.
Good reporting. Pulitzer stuff.
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1:49 am
Damn!
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1:47 am
I have a Little question
if you want to castrate atheist to “help economy” why not castrate other people as well (like christians) it will help a lot your ecconomy No ?
it’s a Logic
Because I don,t see any reason to castrate only atheist when you can do it to every males as well start by the Priests will you ?
as for me I will stay In Canada where the males won,t be castrated and we can reproduce ourself
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2:34 am
Isn’t it the gospel truth, Blanche.
Circumcision has already done a lot to prevent masturbation, and castration is but a small step up, a little further with the snip snip.
Atheists are so preoccupied with spilling their seed in non-procreative context they don’t need it, so much is clear from their actions. It will result in savings for them, less wasted tissue, less sheets to be washed, less money down the drain for those Godless condoms. Less distractions in college and during mass, it’s all good.
Involuntary castration should still be an option to deal with youths who disturb the peace on the street instead of attending church events though. Every Sheriff in this God-blessed country of us should carry a castration set, it might prove itself more useful than tasers in subduing rampaging young hoodlums.
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6:38 pm
For every castrated atheist (by force) that I hear about. 100 Christian hearts will be donated to a random hospital. Why you ask? Because if you want my dick for my ungodly-ness, I want your heart for charity. This article is disturbing.
This psycho Lurlene should be locked up. I mean seriously… What is wrong with you?
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8:40 am
This is stupid. Justin isn’t even making a scissors symbol, it’s a peace symbol. He is not castrated. Ignorant so called Christians.
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10:42 am
Good points well made. Maybe physical castration is a step too far but most liberals would benefit from anti sperm medications. We should investigate this once the Republican administration is in power. Almost certainly there is evidence for this move in the Bible.
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3:51 am
castrate me! oh! castrate me!
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3:52 am
castrate me again and again.
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4:01 am
I am a castrato
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4:17 am
my balls are not there
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4:18 am
damn it
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