China is a vicious dragon, slowly awaking from its long slumber to bring fiery destructino to America. Deep within the heated belly of the Chinese beast, brew forged machinations of unfathomable horror and terror.
The toothed monster above is called the Megatron Death Dragon Tank and was recently unveiled by a Chinese military designer.
China will begin to produce these steel-toothed tanks in late 2012 and no doubt plan for these death machines to rattle through every American neighborhood, silencing the laughs of American children with the bone-chilling rattles of crushed bones and spilled American blood.
China is a vicious dragon, friends, waiting to devour our life and souls. Let us pray in 2012, we get a true president who knows how to push the nuke button or we are doomed.