• Chinese Create Hypnotic Cleavage Clamp YouTube Campaign

    March 5, 2011 1:55 pm 6 comments
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    Adam Nelson

    In the Garden of Eden, God caused great shame to fall upon Eve when she walked about in her nakedness. Naive to reality, Eve failed to see how her milkshakes attracted Satan’s attention but she did not, a least not at first.

    The Bible details how Eve and Satan frolicked together and then she likely used the serpent as a phallic sinning device. At some point Eve’s eyes were opened to sin and she understood how she could use her body to entice men to do immoral things. How sad for Adam that even his wife, with no other men present, found a way to commit adultery with a demon possessed snake?

    With all of that in mind, it is plausible to see Eve’s Chinese daughters are continuing the family tradition. China’s women have created a YouTube campaign to distract men from morality. In it, they wear corsets (very uncommon in China) and have filled their chests with very uncommonly large mammalian monstrosities for a China woman.

    Chinese women may be little conniving dragons but this level of nastiness shows their Asiatic nation’s dedication to ransacking the morality of America. They are creating these nasty videos in a place accessible to American children at school. They are doing all of this in efforts to make young teenage men think about things that will distract them from their studies. They want young America girls to fantasize about rice buttered lesbianism.

    WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS EXPOSED CHINESE BRAINWASHING OF RHYTHMIC UNDULATIONS OF SYNTHETICALLY ENHANCED BREAST TISSUE, PROPER. DEMAND ALL WIFE/CHILDREN EXIT THE ROOM AND PRAY BEFORE REVIEW.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K60GO86aJgc

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