Chinese Create Hypnotic Cleavage Clamp YouTube Campaign

Adam Nelson
• ChristWire
March 5, 2011 1:55 pm6 comments

In the Garden of Eden, God caused great shame to fall upon Eve when she walked about in her nakedness. Naive to reality, Eve failed to see how her milkshakes attracted Satan’s attention but she did not, a least not at first.

The Bible details how Eve and Satan frolicked together and then she likely used the serpent as a phallic sinning device. At some point Eve’s eyes were opened to sin and she understood how she could use her body to entice men to do immoral things. How sad for Adam that even his wife, with no other men present, found a way to commit adultery with a demon possessed snake?

With all of that in mind, it is plausible to see Eve’s Chinese daughters are continuing the family tradition. China’s women have created a YouTube campaign to distract men from morality. In it, they wear corsets (very uncommon in China) and have filled their chests with very uncommonly large mammalian monstrosities for a China woman.

Chinese women may be little conniving dragons but this level of nastiness shows their Asiatic nation’s dedication to ransacking the morality of America. They are creating these nasty videos in a place accessible to American children at school. They are doing all of this in efforts to make young teenage men think about things that will distract them from their studies. They want young America girls to fantasize about rice buttered lesbianism.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS EXPOSED CHINESE BRAINWASHING OF RHYTHMIC UNDULATIONS OF SYNTHETICALLY ENHANCED BREAST TISSUE, PROPER. DEMAND ALL WIFE/CHILDREN EXIT THE ROOM AND PRAY BEFORE REVIEW.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K60GO86aJgc

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  • “WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CONTAINS EXPOSED CHINESE BRAINWASHING OF RHYTHMIC UNDULATIONS OF SYNTHETICALLY ENHANCED BREAST TISSUE, PROPER. DEMAND ALL WIFE/CHILDREN EXIT THE ROOM AND PRAY BEFORE REVIEW.”

    Since men are so easily enticed by breasts, wouldn’t it make more sense for the wives to watch the video and demand the husbands leave?

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  • Women fall to temptation faster than men.

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  • I hope you know if it’s sexually “explicit” on youtube they must be 18 and Older ?

    Maybe some of the american women should wears these “corset” because seriously mammal Implant is disgusting

    what else .. ah yeah They don’t show their nipple it’s only a Corset and america never been the “beacon of Morality”

    oh and adam : you are not a doctor so stop being a little racist asshole as well who know something about medicine

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  • Wow. Get a grasp on the real world. What the fuck is wrong with you Christians? At least Satan knows how to have a little fun, apparently.

    Two hands working do more than a million clasped in prayer.

    Call me unsaved, call me whatever. Say I’m going to hell. I’m happy. I’m part of that unsaved world you choose to push your radical unwanted beliefs on.christianity.jpg

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  • people like you confirm the fact that atheism was the best decision in my life

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