Chinese Reveal Asian Sun, Evil Plan Moves Forward

• ChristWire
March 5, 2011 8:24 pm19 comments

A few weeks ago chrisTwire sources were the first to reveal Asia’s plot to destroy our Caucasian Sun.

Yesterday Chinese TV revealed the Asian sun to the masses for the first time

Yes it is real Claire!

According to Jim Kaler, the University of Illinois astronomer:

“The case of a second sun 3 degrees and 25 arc-seconds to the left of the nearly set sun sounds incredible but has been recorded photographically.”

chrisTwire Asian correspondents smuggled out the following video at great risk to their personal safety.

This revelation follows recent attempts by Asians to blow up our cars with Japanese spiders.

Reports indicate this second sun is not compatible with North American solar panels and will cause the price of oil to continue to rise higher. Obama this week indicated military options “are on the table” in Libya to steal their oil. This is a last ditch attempt to get his approval rating into double digits for the first times since he was class president of his Indonesian 3rd grade Muslim school.

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19 Comments

  • tl;dr

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    MeAwesome,

    Once again, I am in awe of your scientific mind! Fantastic reporting, I felt like I was right there. I’m so frightened of what Obama has in store for us and what we will do with out the sun.

    Thank you for researching and reporting this so clearly.

    Praise Clicks and Praise Be,
    BB

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  • Must be Asian. BB you have nothing to worry about. Even if he was to succeed you wouldn’t feel a thing.

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    • Why would you assume I’m asian? I’m actually pretty curious on how you came up with that.

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      • You attacked BB who was praising this specific article

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        • Thats a rather weak bridge.

          Regardless, sorry, I’m not asian. You get two more guesses.

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          • Sounds like you are a divider instead of a uniter.

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  • This revelation follows recent attempts by Asians to blow up our cars with Japanese spiders.

    someone played too Much red alert(2 and 3) with the Terror spider

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  • I see a rainbow outside. What does it mean? Is it the end of the world? No, wait, it means God is having gay sex.

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  • The stupidity in this article really doesn’t surprise me. It really, really doesn’t.

    There IS no “Asian sun”, you moron.

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    • How do you explain the video and and the high gas prices?

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      • High gas price is an excuse for the BIG petrolian company to abuse of you

        USA can by herself supply the whol north america continent for 5 years ( and they do that only in 1 year) in other word what they collect in 1 year it’s enough to supply north america antirely for 5 years at a VERY low Price

        the Oil company just use you and find excuse like libya and egypt to raise the price

        they did it with Katrina and did it in many other event as well

        and anyway the price started to Lower it’s just “abusive” and stupid to make those company richer than before

        and the double sun is in no way related to asian because they live under the same sun as ours it’s not a caucasian sun or black sun (well technically Black sun is a Bad omen it’s mean the sun gonna explode)

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        • Hi Mil, thanks for your understanding of the Hitler article, so I will praise click you here. I’m confused how you could deny the evidence in the picture and video.

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          • Oh my fucking god, you’re the ONLY one who gives a crap about praise clicks!

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          • Then why have they? They are underutilized in my opinion. I doubt I’m the only one. But if I am, I don’t care, I like em!

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          • It’s called photo and video editing software.

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  • TeamFortress2 ForEver

    China’s cool and doesn’t afraid of anything. Least of all Christians.

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