Feminists Team Up With Japanese To Play God, Destroy Testicles
Don't let his home be destroyed by homogays
Most of the news coming out of Japan these days is bad, however some of it is just downright evil.
Liberal atheist scientists in the country, working alongside feminist groups, have recently discovered a way to grow sperm in a laboratory. By crushing part of the testicles of the male. No doubt the ‘growing sperm’ part was just a happy side effect to the real feminist agenda of taking our balls and smashing them happily.
The reason Japanese scientists were used is because, being small of stature and meek of personality, larger feminists can manipulate them more easily. They can be pushed around and roughed up if need be. While the tests claim to be using mice, it is no doubt that a human sacrifice was needed as well. Woe be to the tiny Asian man who drew the ire of his lesbian overseers that day.
That dirty traitor Sarah Palin has recently taken up with the feminists. Lucky for all of us, we have a strong man like Donald Trump to step in where only men should tread and save the GOP, and men everywhere, from the lesbian testicle crushing agenda. A stop must be put to this Asian-Feminazi axis of evil. It will only be a matter of time before they run out of adult males to use and you have to explain to little Johnny that the fat biker woman at the door is here to crush any hopes he may have had of a white picket fence and 2.5 kids.
The obvious question here is why are the Japanese doing this? Did they not learn their lesson when God smote them by shaking the earth and saturating it with water? Or maybe that is another reason why they were chosen. Evil breeds where chaos reigns. Knowing the Japanese, those who were not strong enough to bail water were most likely scheduled to be sent to pasture. The lesbians came in and offered to purchase their souls for a few more months of life.
The most pressing matter is, like the radiation, how long before this sort of blasphemy reaches stateside? No doubt Kenyan President Barack Obama, backed by a bulldogging Hillary Clinton, already has some sort of secret legislation written into his ‘health care plan’ forcing every American male to give one ball to a homogay couple. Impeachment may have turned from a question of national security into an urgent struggle to keep our manhood.
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Author: Alex Keating
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1:09 pm
You know what I find amazing?
How you can make up these stories and pretend that they’re true.
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4:18 pm
1. it’s called SPERM bank and ther eis a lot in japan Mostly these day and sperm bank is perfectly okay since most of your beloved christian do thats as well
also they don,t destroy testicle they jerk off in some sort of small pot (like giving pee for the test )
actually even in USA you already do it, CIA, FBI, NCIS, DEA, US army
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4:34 pm
“also they don’t destroy testicle they jerk off in some sort of small pot (like giving pee for the test”
Are you saying that there is some kind of male flap?
Ridiculous
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Nice work A. Keating!
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4:38 pm
Testicles contain the sperm-producing testes. A man can masturbate for the sole purpose of producing and donating sperm to scientists and/or sperm banks.
There is no such thing as a “separator flap” in any human, you moron.
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4:44 pm
Did I not just say “ridiculous”?
And masturbation is wrong and will soon be illegal, so the only legal way to get to it will be through the testes.
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4:50 pm
Prove that masturbation will “soon be illegal”, as you claim.
Here’s a hint: it won’t be. How will you catch millions of people doing so, most of which masturbate in the privacy of their own home or bedroom?
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4:59 pm
Tell that to the poor victims at the University of Missouri. They now have to rear rubber boots on campus and are continually being mentally raped.
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5:00 pm
Prove all of that.
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5:16 pm
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2011/03/masturbator_on_the_loose_at_th.php
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5:27 pm
Public masturbation is different from masturbating in the privacy of one’s home or bedroom. MOST individuals do not masturbate in public, as doing so is a crime.
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5:44 pm
MeAwesome, you are so fucking stupid. Neither males NOR females have a “flap”, for fuck’s sake! Try taking a basic anatomy course, you dumbass.
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10:35 pm
RD and Claire are so young and grew up with lady gaygay and glee.. when they are 25, they will be adults and understand how awful their views were when they were so young..
by them knowing the homogay disease, they will probably meet and enjoy their homo times together (and be gaygay groupies for orgies)
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10:44 pm
ah Masturbation be illegal Maybe Only in Public but it’s already Illegal In public
it’s very much Legal in privacy as stated in the right of the privacy or Maybe you wnat to forbid people of their right to privacy as well ?
sperm bank have small room where someone can masturbate in privacy and it’s purely Legal as well
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12:01 am
Since my ass is not a sexual organ, is it ok if I stick objects in there? Or does masturbation extend to touching any part of my body(like picking my nose)?
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1:20 pm
Poe’s law. lol
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