#Gay #Robot Threat to #Christian Ministry (VIDEO)
The Gay Liberal Agenda just made a u-turn in the face of oncoming traffic on the scripture based information highway. For nearly two decades Christian robot and computing technology has enjoyed top rankings in youth ministries and scripture based outreach. Today’s conservative voice owes a debt of thanks to the forward thinking Trinity Broadcasting Network that gave worldwide notice to the good news of the Gospel and saving grace of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
The much admired and beloved COLBY who has entertained and taught little children about the enduring love of Christ, is now being rear ended by a goatee-sporting liberal gay hipster that blinks and winks Satan’s call. COLBY, shown in the video below teaches love for our Christian brothers and our Christian children how special they are because of Christ everlasting love for them.
For contrast, consider how COLBY, the Christian robot, teaches how “God can use you now” compared to the Liberal Gay Agenda robot that teaches kids how to nod yes to homosexuality and open their little mouths in submission.
Where COLBY’s eyes remain fixed, the Gay robots eyes are shifty and beckon sleepy time and forgetfulness. What will these gay liberals think of next to snatch away the innocence of our children?
Colby, Mild Mannered Bible Versed Robot, Teaching the Little Children “How God Can Use You Now“:
Hairy Gay Liberal Teaching How to Lie, Deceive, and Say Yes to Unholy Congress
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11:58 am
That gaybot looks like the youth pastor at our church.
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12:32 pm
My gay robot cooks for me and cleans my house.
all my christian robot ever does is spew bible verses at me and make me feel bad about masturbating while reading christwire.orgy
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3:05 pm
Family radio covered this article during their late morning news coverage. I am afraid a few locals overreacted. There was a big line of people loading up on ammo at Wal-Mart. Cousin Kaiser didn’t show up for work. The mayor finally got people calmed down.
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4:35 pm
I hate the way these copycats use the good Christian ideas to spread lies of the liberal agenda.
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6:14 pm
Blanche, using the good christian ideas to spread lies of the ULTRA-conservative agenda is this websites mission statement; if I’m not mistaken.
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6:46 pm
Hey Blanche,
Where do you keep your hidden agenda? Up your lady bits? Between your milk sacks? Down the fecal highway?
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5:19 pm
You’re anti-gay, yet you love kids using Jazz Hands? Isn’t that a gate-way dance move, or some shit?
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6:27 pm
Jazz Hands under the watchful eye of a youth pastor can be done safely without life style changing effects.
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