God Booms with Honsu Japan Earthquake Today
Honsu, Japan is still shaken up as they were just jolted with a powerful 7.2 magnitude Earthquake. Make no mistake, this was just a little shimmy of God’s mighty wrists and a snap of his finger.
If he had wanted, he could have caused great meteorites to nuke Japan again and again, ending their tyranny is a fiery fury of cosmic glory. But the wrath of God tarries and he has shown mercy to the kamikaze terrors of the Day of Infamy.
Whenever the angels in heaven think about what Japan did to us during the 1940s, they cry. God weeps to know that people could use a technology as noble as a plane, a testament to the flying birds of the sky air, to bring such evil.
Even the reporters in Shanghai cower in yellow stained fear, for they can feel the wrath of God lightly rapping just off their coast. It is only a matter of time before God gets impatient and he stings the Asiatics with the wrath of heated hornet that burns worse than hellfire!
Be warned, Japan. This is Japan times of suffering. God is upset with you because you try to shove Kyoto down America’s throat. God is upset because you sell us automobiles that are faulty and then try to make up lies and excuses.
Keep your non braking Toyatos to yourself! Keep your spider filled Mazda M6 luxury cruisers on your own rice lined roads! This is America and we will squish your little saki usgs mobiles and do not forget the might of our arms when angered.
Japan, be gone. This is a warning.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
12:45 pm
You are indeed a vile man. Would that there were an actual god, so that he could wipe your darkness and depravity from the face of this earth. I hope we meet someday, in a very dark alley. We’ll see how big you talk then.
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1:16 pm
You sir are a bigoted moron. Your imaginary friend had nothing to do with mother nature’s actions. Pick up a book besdies that ancient rag you live by and learn something new for a change. If there was a gawd, he’d sure as hell be sending people like you to hell, if there was one. Jerk.
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1:18 pm
BTW, this site is a joke. Normally I’d say you can’t make this stuff up, but someone obviously has a vivid imagination based on the bunk your posting as “news”. Spread hate much bigot?
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10:41 pm
This is obviously God’s wrath of fury on the heathen Japanese. Only 1% of Japanese walk with us in the warmth of the lord. Most are godless zombies where the men spend all their time in service to their companies and the women spend all day shopping for designer goods. God will smite thee mustch worse than any Godzilla!
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11:17 am
The Japanese are cool and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Chinese are cool too.
The U.S.A. is like a baby compared to the centuries of existence and experience the Far East has.
I should donate to the relief fund.
Oh, and the U.S. is like the only country that has a standing army that can’t hurt anyone.
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