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    • God Finally Punishes Sheen, Police Raid ‘Sober Valley Ranch’

    March 11, 2011 1:29 am 5 comments
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    Breaking News

    Where is your tiget blood now, heathen?

    Blasphemous website TMZ is reporting the police have raided whore monger and tiger blood drinking actor Charlie Sheen’s house earlier today.

    Reports of weapons possession and a possible psychiatric hold are abound. Apparently, the LAPD took Christwire’s suggestion and kept an eye on Mr. Sheen. It is about time someone stepped in to stop the debauchery. Hopefully, they gave him a good baton-beating in the process.

    No word yet on whether or not the whores, er, ‘goddesses’, were as well taken into custody. A possible reason for the raid was mentioned as being Charlie violating a restraining order by having weapons on his person.

    No doubt this was a message from God himself. The sort of debauchery Sheen was engaged in will not be tolerated. Hopefully, the punishment is swift and severe.

    Let’s just hope he doesn’t get another liberal judge.

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    Alex Keating Alex K. Keating is a presidential hopeful currently seeking the Republican nomination. His likes include Fox News, Ronald Reagen , and exposing Communism. Fan mail can be sent to AlexKKeating@yahoo.com.

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