• God Strikes Down Heathen Rapper Nate Doggy Dog

    March 16, 2011 3:01 am 11 comments

    Part of the heathen lifestyle that no doubt led to his demise

    In breaking news, heathen rapper and gangster persona Nate Doggy Dog suffered from God’s wrath Tuesday when a stroke abruptly ended his music career and any other plans he had for the future. The 41 year old was pronounced dead after suffering his third such stroke since 2008.

    It is almost not newsworthy and comes as no surprise when one of these roughians meets his end. Years of fast living, cavorting with harlots, and disobeying Gods word spells certain doom. Had he been a good Christian Conservative, he would still be living. Probably somewhere in the suburbs with a nice wife and three strapping young boys.

    Instead he chose the life of a heretic. The path he followed was full of marihuana, which no doubt was a factor in all of this. His liberal ideals pointed him to an unhealthy lifestyle full of cheap alcohol and expensive women. In the end, however, his lack of conservative ideals and love for Jesus is what did him in.

    We can only hope that this will serve as a wake up call to the rap community. How many more must die before they repent and accept Jesus? How long will they follow liberal teachings that were only put in place by the far left to confuse these young men? When will they realize it is the Republican party that has their best interests in mind?

    The only thing we can be sure of is that this sort of thing will continue to happen until the artists repent and the music itself is banned from the airwaves.

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