God’s Wrath In Japan Finally Shuts Up Charlie Sheen
Charlie shall soon share the fate of this heathen boat
Many didn’t think it could be possible. Charlie Sheen has been quiet for a full three days. I know what you are thinking; he is probably just passed out on drugs. While you may be right, I believe the silence stems from fear after seeing what God did to the Japs.
Tiger blood didn’t save the Asians from destruction. No doubt Sheen has realized it won’t help him either. His falsely christened ‘Sober Vally Ranch’ could very well be the epicenter of the next 9.0 God sends to cleanse the Earth of Heathens who act against him.
People who live a life of sin, follow fast women, and vote liberal can not do such things forever without bad things happening to them. Japan was a Bastien of sin before flood waters purified its shores. Charlie can be considered the same thing. It is only a matter of time before he is forced to pay for his debauchery as well.
His ‘winning’ can only last so long. Japan is a great example. Flood waters cleansed their palate, it is only a matter of time before Sheen is made to feel the same wrath. His recent fear of such a thing will not save him. Only Jesus can save him, and only after he has suffered for his sins.
One thing is for sure; his plan to steal Twitter time from Christwire has failed. America has turned to us for moral teachings on the disaster in Japan, while Sheen has become nothing more than a bad joke. Thus showing God’s power to bring forth truth, even in a world controlled by the liberal media.
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Author: Alex Keating
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7:38 pm
Again….. really? Yawn…
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8:47 pm
Too soon, dude.
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10:52 pm
I think what makes me laugh most is the huge amount of spelling errors in this article. “Bastien”? Really? It’s “bastion”, you dumb fuck.
Besides, if your god is so upset about people voting “liberal”, why doesn’t he just destroy the people you claim your god doesn’t like?
Japan suffered a massive tragedy, and rather than doing the Christian thing and advocating to help them, you’re using it to attack Japan AND other people? Fuck you.
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11:25 pm
Was that a request? Sorry, I’m not a fornicator like you, RD.
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12:02 am
Actually, I’m a lesbian, so I wouldn’t be remotely interested in sexual intercourse with you. I was, however, trying to tell you to shut your mouth and stop being such an insensitive prick. For a “Christian”, you’re certainly not very in-line with what Jesus taught.
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12:13 am
So, not only are you a fornicator, you are a heathen fornicator.
Makes sense.
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12:21 am
I’m a proud homosexual agnostic female, yes.
You seem to be able to match up how your slanderous words match up with Jesus’ teachings in the Bible. Considering I attended Sunday School as a young child, and attended a Christian church where the priest was also the abbot of a Christian monastery in town every week until I left home for college, I’m absolutely certain that there is NOTHING in the Bible where Jesus teaches that it’s perfectly fine to slander another person or country.
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