I Can Only Imagine, When Bush Returns (mp3 single version iTunes)
The backstory to this song is actually interesting. Years ago, President Bush promised that the people in the Middle East would one day cheer our name and beg for an American savior. Many doubted, even I. How could those of hate really ever love this nation?
And I look over the Middle East today, tears fill my eyes as I see the people have the spirit of revolution. In their souls, they hunger for freedom. President George W. Bush prophesied this would happen when we freed Iraq from Saddam’s terror grip. Now, the bells of freedom ring and just like in young America, the sandies too blow the liberating horn of independence.
All emotion reached a pinnacle today when Libyan’s cried out “Bring Bush! Make a no fly zone, bomb the planes!” You can read all about it and there is one simple truth. Libya is calling out for an American savior.
Can you image it? The people of terror are now calling out for President Bush. They want him to shroud them in the glory of freedom and warming comfort. I can only image when we get Obama out of office. My heart in inspired and I have released a new single.
I can only image, when Bush returns. Can you?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKlQEe2f10s
Abe GoodmanI Can Only Imagine, When Bush Returns (iTunes MP3 Version)
Tears of BushSpring, 2011
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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7:16 pm
Abe, what a beautiful song! Did you do that in your basement studio?
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7:17 pm
Oh Abe, I just want to hug your neck for this stirring tribute. Thank you so much, from all of us.
Praise be,
BB
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7:23 pm
I can only imagine that, when Bush returns, it’ll mean a massive violation of the Constitutional Amendment that states that a president is allowed to serve for no more than two terms.
Oh, and being so “touched” by a song about bombing and killing anyone you don’t like? Really proves how “Christian” you morons are.
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7:26 pm
RD, Bush can return however he wants. I love this song and will be downloading from iTunes. It is really good, Abe.
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7:30 pm
“RD, Bush can return however he wants.”
Bullshit. He can’t lead the country ever again. It’s in the Constitution.
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7:36 pm
THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!
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2:50 am
Calm yourself. I will pray for your blasphemous tongue to be covered in boils until you see the light and find Jesus.
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7:42 pm
There are endless always around it. Besides the obvious Coup d’état. He could be “special advisor” to the president, secretary of state, or any number of other posts.
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7:53 pm
So, you think Bush should take over the country, just because you want him back in power?
Yeeeeeeah… see, again, the Constitution. He could advise the president IF they wanted him to do that. And a huge number of Americans disapproved of Bush by the end of his second term, so it’s incredibly unlikely that he’d get any role in the government in the future. He screwed up this country, big time.
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2:44 am
The hand of God will come down and lift him back where he belongs.
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7:49 pm
BUSH=HITLER? YES!
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10:10 pm
Equation doesn’t make sense. Hitler’s party is more inline with a socialist/liberal party. Try again.
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10:18 pm
The “not equal to” sign is hard to type. Here it is for your copy and paste needs. ≠
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12:24 am
Although I do support Bush and am a conservative, you are wrong. Extreme Conservatism is fascism. Extreme Liberalism is Communism.
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2:21 pm
Nazi = national socialist party yet even if they have a “socialist” in the word it’s was not a socialist ideology but a capitalist ideology much more a fascism one
so yeah Bush = Hitler since both wanted the people to follow them By force if needed
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2:47 am
Hitler was a Catholic, it is well know that the Vatican harbors the antichrist.
The Bush family are blessed, all Born Again Christians, theirs is the Glory!
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11:23 am
What a beautiful song, and sun so well, and never off key! Actually, it will be Jeb Bush who will continue the Bush dynasty in the whitehouse. Isn’t America such a blessed nation to have 3 bushes in the white house?
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2:48 am
Beautiful, Abe, like the voice of an Angel. I will pray for President Bush to be lift up where he belongs.
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3:51 pm
I just listened to this for the first time, and it’s definitely proof that this site is a spoof, or at least Abe is. Seriously, only a prankster would record himself sounding like a group of hillbillies people having their intestines pulled out through their mouths.
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4:15 pm
Alas, here you are member Claire. Still spouting your evil mouth.
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4:44 pm
Oh gee, it’s you again.
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5:26 pm
We have never left. One of my friends cross posts almost everything you do. It’s nice you dumped stopped using the fake nelson moniker. We appreciate it.
I just thought it was funny that you posted: \\and it’s definitely proof that this site is a spoof\\
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5:42 pm
“One of my friends cross posts almost everything you do.”
Wow, that’s incredibly sad.
“It’s nice you dumped stopped using the fake nelson moniker.”
I wasn’t the one being the fake Adam. I have been Adam in the past, yes, but not for about a year.
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8:35 pm
Which is proof that you are an abuser, Claire. As for this song I find it touching, though a bit off key in some of the harmonics. But you can tell the spirit of God is working through Abe and it is good.
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9:05 pm
Here you go, Adam:
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9:11 pm
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6oRuC_iUjQ
And here’s a cat possessed by Satan. Hopefully it’s pushing up daisies.
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9:23 pm
I’ve seen that video before, douchebag.
That poor cat was most likely a feral who had been taken in by some clueless people who didn’t realize that it was not socialized. The cat was simply terrified, having never interacted with people, and was displaying that fear through aggression in the hope that hissing, yowling, and scratching would scare them off. What’s making it even worse is the camera shoved in the poor thing’s face. They should have LEFT IT ALONE and called Animal Control to come and bring it to a shelter where it could hopefully be socialized and then adopted out.
Either that, or the cat was owned but the owners wouldn’t quit filming it, so it got really fucking pissed off.
Whatever the case, it clearly needed to and WANTED to be left alone. Shame on the cameraman for continuing to harass the poor kitty.
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9:29 pm
And if it isn’t? You gonna track it down and kill it yourself, you sick freak?
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9:28 pm
There is nothing poor about that kitty but its nasty attitude. If I had been there, I’d have happily driven it back to my local animal control.
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9:34 pm
“There is nothing poor about that kitty but its nasty attitude”
So if you were to see a video of a terrified-looking, screaming, flailing, biting, kicking child hiding under a table, you wouldn’t wonder what was perhaps going on behind the camera?
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9:37 pm
No, because it is a child and not a cat. Children deserve to always be respected and protected. A mangy cat can be tossed into a shelter and dealt with however the animal professionals deem fit. You’re psychotic if you think there is no difference in importance between a kitten and a child.
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9:41 pm
Will you just admit that you hate cats and want them dead you psychotic asshole? Just face it, you want them dead and you’re thinking of various ways to kill them in your head.
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9:45 pm
“Children deserve to always be respected and protected. A mangy cat can be tossed into a shelter and dealt with however the animal professionals deem fit. You’re psychotic if you think there is no difference in importance between a kitten and a child.”
So I take it that in your wet dream of giving Haitians the plague if you had the power of god, you would only give the Haitian adults the plague and spare the children?
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9:52 pm
What does Haiti have to do with this beautiful song about the people of Libya being liberated from Gaddafi?
Claire, you’re a very hateful person who finds cats to be more valuable than children. For some reason, you hate children. You refuse to have children because the thought of such disgusts you. Somewhere in your mind, there is a psychological issue. There is something from your childhood that haunts you and makes you have this irrational hatred for motherhood and children.
Perhaps it is your genetics; perhaps there is an underlying anger and lashing out against kids because you fear you cannot have them, even if you wanted. Maybe there is something more, like those lesbian neighbors you had inviting you over. No telling what happened to you. Whatever the case, there is something that plagues your mind and even though you hate Libya and to see people freed from their tyranny or their own vile culture, as was the case in the very corrupt Haiti, I will pray for you. I will pray that you one day have the ability to love properly, especially when it comes to having a heart for our world’s precious children.
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10:21 pm
You want to kill the populace of Haiti AND you want to take the oil from the Libyans. You even admitted to such a thing! You claim that you ‘want to teach them how to use their oil properly’, even though that’s up for the business management to decide how the hell to handle it. They’re not savages, they know how to use oil and tools, you’re not doing them a favor at all. You’re going to say that ‘they should give us their oil since we bailed them out’ or some bullshit, regardless of our involvement in the end.
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6:05 am
Stop putting words in my mouth. Libya does not have the resources to put that oil to immediate use like it needs, nor the skill. We do and we have the infrastructure to help them run it. We should contract with them and help them run their oil. We are just helping them out, so they can develop a strong economy like they deserve. Libyans should be very wealthy with plenty of jobs and a strong economy. They can be, once President Obama finishes leading our UN assault of Gaddafi.
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8:18 am
Where’s your proof that they aren’t already running it? Not only that, but what’s with the sudden praise towards Obama? According to you and every other conservative, he’s the anti-Christ and couldn’t do anything right. What, is he only deserving of praise if he does something you like, regardless of the consequences that result from it?
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8:25 am
Research some stuff on your own, comic. As for Obama, he is the president of the United States of America. He is doing a fine job of leading the coalition and raining hell upon Gaddafi. Let’s pray for our brave troops as they wipe the map with Gaddafi and let’s not forget about our allies.
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12:34 am
“What does Haiti have to do with this beautiful song about the people of Libya being liberated from Gaddafi?”
Nothing. It does, however, have to do with children. When I brought up the issue of potential child abuse in a video, you got all gung-ho “protect the children” on me. We know that that is a load of crap (or at least that you only care about white children) based on your stance on Haiti. You said that if you had the power of god you would have given the people of Haiti the plague long before their devastating earthquake. Well, that plague would undoubtedly claim the lives of children. Thus, we don’t believe you when you spew crap about how children are so much more important than cats are, that they need to be “respected and protected” yadda yadda yadda…
“There is something from your childhood that haunts you and makes you have this irrational hatred for motherhood and children.”
Yeah, probably the fact that I bled for three years straight from age 11 to age 14 thanks to PCOS. That most certainly pissed me off royally, but I was too scared to tell anybody about it until I had become quite anemic because I knew that I would have to have a pelvic exam, and the idea of that scared me to death. I was down to about 100 pounds because the anemia had killed my appetite for longer than I had realized. When I finally went to the hospital they did perform a pelvic exam on me, and despite being lightly sedated the pain was so bad that I literally screamed through the entire thing. Then after I left the exam room and got to go back to my room the doctor came in and squeezed each of my nipples incredibly hard, checking for discharge or something. That hurt like a bitch. That night I was put on a birth control pill to stop the bleeding. I was on six pills a day to start, and I was fucked in the head thanks to the hormones coursing through my system. I also had to take three giant iron pills with dinner every night. I had to start seeing a gynecologist, and I still see the same one to this day. He (yep, that’s right, my gyno is a he) let me stay on the pills continuously for a few months to give me a break from the bleeding, then when he finally had me take the placebos in order to get a period it was like a fucking blood bath in the bathroom. The cramps were so intense I was on my knees and I was quite literally hemorrhaging. That went on for seven days until I resumed a new pack of active pills and the bleeding stopped again. Then when I was 15 I had a laparoscopy and was diagnosed with endometriosis, which is why my periods were so painful. Uterine tissue was discovered in my bowel, which explained why I bled out of my ass as well as my vagina when I got my period (my regular pediatrician didn’t believe me when I told him I was bleeding out of my ass). These days I’m only allowed to get about three periods a year; my gyno wants me to be on the pills continuously as a method of stopping the regrowth of the endometriosis (they burned out what they could, but it’s growing back).
Even when I was a young girl and had not yet gone through the pains of puberty I didn’t think that I wanted children – and the arrival of my period confirmed that. If you had gone through what I did, you wouldn’t want children either, Adam. But of course you wouldn’t ever have to go through that, because you’re a fucking male. Boys don’t have to go through the same shit that girls do. It was with the arrival of my first period that I got pissed off at boys. It was when that period never stopped that I got really pissed off. It was the excruciating, humiliating, and traumatizing pelvic exam and subsequent nipple-twisting at the hospital that made me fucking hate boys, and it was the hormonal treatment that I’ll be on my entire life that cemented my decision that I’m never going to have kids. In fact, I got so fucking sick and tired of people telling me “oh, you’ll change your mind when you get older” that my endometriosis diagnosis (one of the most common causes of infertility in women) was the light at the end of the tunnel. I could finally say to them “Hey, there’s a good chance I won’t even be able to have kids, so suck on that!”
And you can suck on that too, Adam. And if it turns out that I truly am infertile, I am going to laugh in your fucking face!
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6:02 am
Claire, thank you for coming out and sharing that with us. I really do feel for you and everything you went through. I unfortunately had to deal with some of these issues on my gyno rotation and it was not pleasant. With such traumatic memories, I can really sympathize and understand why you are lesbian friendly and how that trauma is affecting your decision and outlook to this very day. You will be in my prayers, friend.
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6:12 am
Dude, she doesn’t want your prayers or sympathies; she hates you. She’s “lesbian friendly”, as you put it, because she’s an intelligent, open-minded individual, not a homophobic, sexist scumbag like you. Grow the fuck up.
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11:33 am
Listen to RD, Adam – I hate your guts and don’t want your prayers or sympathies. You’re probably still going to be hounding me about having children, so why don’t you spare us all the unpleasantness and dive into a wood-chipper, okay?
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6:14 am
i can quite imagine when my good friend hitler returns from hell in the year 3049 there will be no more middle east beacause the continental drift will change turning us all back into a pangea style continent
that will be transformed into new germany
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9:15 am
just wanted to point out that you source doesn’t mention bush once.
so basicly even your source says you are lieing.
and i too can only imagine when bush returns because doing anything else with a fantasy is hard.
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