Is Feminist Angst Rooted in the Fact That Women Were Created for Man’s Pleasure?
As we have all learned as children, Man was created first and given dominion over the land. It was his duty to name the animals and farm the land. Later on, because he was bored, he was made to sleep and a rib was removed and it became a Woman to keep him company and become his helper. Woman then sinned and well it all went downhill from there.
The fact that the man comes first in scripture, followed by beasts and fowls, and then finally by females has caused women’s blood to boil since day one.
Rather than take the “saved the best for last” side, most feminists have only grown to hate men, God, and their own lives.
Recently, a video was released of a girl tearing up a burger king. Many blamed this on her evolving as an African instead of being a created Caucasian. I do not share this view. I believe this female’s tribal anger was rooted in her latent jealousy that she was an afterthought in creation.
This is not an isolated issue. Women have been increasingly trying to rebel for no other reason than to cause social chaos. Here are several examples of how they have been doing so.
1) Working. By leaving the house for employment women are rebelling against traditional conservative roles. Abandoning the castle, they are no longer around to meet the motherly needs of their families. Not to mention their labor is often wasted as their productivity and pay are often far below the curve.

2) Not having kids. This is the woman’s last resort and possible most extreme example. Denying the eggs inside her the opportunity to become healthy fantastic beings is a rebellious act.

3) Tattoos. By tattooing themselves a female is saying, I am applying my own branding to my body. I disavow my father and my husband. As if that weren’t bad enough tattoos lead females to make themselves grow disgusting bodily hair

4 ) Voting. After winning the right for men suffer in 1920. Women have made a mess of this country. The war to end all wars gave way to the much bigger war. Had women not voted, WW2 would have been prevented.

5) Lesbianism. Sure, taking two girls back to your hotel room while on spring break was good fun for us all in college. But todays lesbians aren’t just experimenting with physical pleasure. They hate men and intend to deny themselves forever to us. 
6) Using the internets. In the old days, women would have to borrow the checkbook and head downtown to buy a new dress. Now, men everywhere are getting Nordstrom’s statements for online purchases of $350 pairs of William-Rast jeans and $700 shoes she might wear once. Women have no place on the internets. A woman using a computer is only trying to defraud your earning potential. Her time would be better spent clipping coupons from the Sunday circular.

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Someone sounds annoyed. Upset that you don’t have women begging you to fuck them?
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“As we have all learned as children, Man was created first and given dominion over the land.”
Not everybody believes in your little storybook, okay?
“As if that weren’t bad enough tattoos lead females to make themselves grow disgusting bodily hair”
So your wife shaves, I take it? You realize that only whores shave their genitals, right?
“After winning the right for men suffer in 1920. Women have made a mess of this country.”
Your opinions are null and void, as you have proven yourself incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence.
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Hi Claire
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He forgot the word “to”. Are you so stupid Claire as to not be able to comprehend what he is saying?
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women have hair in other places…trust me honey you will see when you get older
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“Is Feminist Angst Rooted in the Fact That Women Were Created for Man’s Pleasure?”
Yes. I don’t think I have to read any further, since I’ve already answered the question your article will try to prove. We are sick of people believing that women were made for pleasure.
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The Bible makes it clear that you are simply a help-meet.
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Comments like that leave no doubt as to why you’re still a virgin.
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“The Bible makes it clear that you are simply a help-meet.”
And we should care about this…why?
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Obviously, you do care. You took the time to reply to him.
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Those who fail their Biblical role, will spice the chai tea of Satan’s helacious brew.
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“Those who fail their Biblical role, will spice the chai tea of Satan’s helacious brew.”
That’s cool. I’d rather live with this supposed Satan than in heaven with sexist asshats like you.
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funny my book says it’s okay to toture christians. and obvisouly the fact that it was written by a guy who hates christians should not at all be taken into acount because all that matters is i have a book that says it’s okay to toture you.
or maybe we should realise that a book written by men about 1600 years ago is a horrible choice of reference about womens purpose since men at that time were selfrigthous dicks.
now most of humanity have evolved past that. the rest we call “relegious people”
actually it’s kind of funny the people who deny evolution seems to be the ones evolution forgot. i love irony like that.
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Jazze,
We did not take sides in creationism vs. evolutionism in this article. However, we are currently researching an article about whether some races evolved while some were created. Look for the results in April.
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“Is Feminist Angst Rooted in the Fact That Women Were Created for Man’s Pleasure?”
No, MeAwesome, it’s not, because women WEREN’T created for the pleasure of man. Feminism is rooted in the fact that people like you BELIEVE that women were created for man’s pleasure. So if you hate feminism so much, then you’re just doing yourself a mighty disservice by holding such sexist beliefs, because those beliefs CREATE feminists. That’s one of the things that I really hate about men like you – you piss and moan about stuff like feminism and how it’s ruining your lives, yet you never stop and think that perhaps if your male ancestors hadn’t treated women like shit for thousands of years, there wouldn’t need to be such a thing as feminism!
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How can you dismiss ones comments with:
[Your opinions are null and void, as you have proven yourself incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence.]
But then magically understand his incoherence a few minutes later?
Claire, you make this sexist man sound smart.
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this was not the sentence acused of being incoherent and even though it is slightly incoherent explaing why it makes no sense to make such a statement does not mean you understod something incoherent.
if you qualify sounding smart with being proven to lie/be wrong/ be incoherent/making a stupid statment good for you.
but that just puts you in the light of being an idiot as well. congratualtion you can join the negative IQ club on your wait out if you wish.
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when I got married my husband told me that I was not very pleasurble. This made me feel as if I failed Jesus.
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“Sure, taking two girls back to your hotel room while on spring break was good fun for us all in college.”
Based on your earlier reports of the dangers college men face: I thought it was an abomination for young men in college to have sex with two girls. Now it’s ok??? If you’re going to take a moral stance on something at least hold to that stance
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That’s MeAwesome’s conscience crying out that he’s a raging whore who will stick his dick in anything. I mean heck, if he’ll stick it in that manatee of a wife of his, then he’ll clearly fuck anything.
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Is his wife really big? Or are you just mean like he is?
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Vaginas are nothing but trouble.
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well you are right but your mother’s vagina Only since you ahve been spout out of there
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Like the bible? Or the gay bars I see you go to, Tyson? Oops, let out that little secret, did I?
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I”m sure you believe it is. Maybe you need a nice huge cock up your poopie hole to liquify those poopies and make them leek out so you can pick out the corn and eat it!
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You know that the MEN in genesis was HUMAN and not a GENDER
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RD and Claire are addicted to the internet. they post messages non-stop that hurt others. they do not belong on the internet. go play with your homogay glee bullies.
the fact that RD made fun of prom’s in her high school days – which wasn’t too long ago – shows that she hates all men and normalcy.
i would rather be at planet happy.
these feemans don’t realize that no man would ever talk to them unless they had the special place.
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“RD and Claire are addicted to the internet.”
Proof? Oh, that’s right, you have none.
“they post messages non-stop that hurt others.”
And this website doesn’t?
“they do not belong on the internet. go play with your homogay glee bullies.”
Learn to spell, please. Your grammar makes my eyes bleed.
“the fact that RD made fun of prom’s in her high school days – which wasn’t too long ago – shows that she hates all men and normalcy.”
Again with the putrid grammar. And so what if she didn’t like prom. I never went to mine. I find them BORING AS ALL HELL. Nice correlation fallacy there, too.
“i would rather be at planet happy.”
Do you mean planet deluded? That’s where the Christians live.
“these feemans don’t realize that no man would ever talk to them unless they had the special place.”
??? You are so vague, and your grammar is so atrocious, are you the same species as us? No human I have heard of is this stupid and bigoted. Well, exept for Scott Walker.
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“RD and Claire are addicted to the internet.”
Proof? Oh, that’s right, you have none.
“they post messages non-stop that hurt others.”
And this website doesn’t?
“they do not belong on the internet. go play with your homogay glee bullies.”
Learn to spell, please. Your grammar makes my eyes bleed.
“the fact that RD made fun of prom’s in her high school days – which wasn’t too long ago – shows that she hates all men and normalcy.”
Again with the putrid grammar. And so what if she didn’t like prom. I never went to mine. I find them BORING AS ALL HELL. Nice correlation fallacy there, too.
“i would rather be at planet happy.”
Do you mean planet deluded? That’s where the Christians live.
“these feemans don’t realize that no man would ever talk to them unless they had the special place.”
??? You are so vague, and your grammar is so atrocious, are you the same species as us? No human I have heard of is this stupid and bigoted. Well, except for Scott Walker.
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God, I hate when I double post.
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god hates it too, almost as much as the sodomy you commit
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MeAwesome (August),
I think you have given the hornet’s nest of feminism a good and righteous shake with this article. Exceptional work here; praise clicks for you.
While visiting a nearby college campus over the Christmas holidays to speak on the domestic rights of all beautiful women to be good wives and mothers and leave education to the chronically corpulent and beauty-challenged, I saw something on one of the women’s dorm halls that really struck me as symbolic to the underlying thought processes of these modern suffragettes.
It was a Christmas tree decorated with tampons that had been rolled in glue and dusted with gold glitter. One of the more homely girls explained with great pride that it was her idea. She further clarified that the display was meant to be a statement of the recovery of the vagina from the Christian view of women as wives and children bearers. She also touted that women should treasure their vaginas by getting abortions and pleasure themselves amongst each other or even alone!
What these young people do not understand is the very fabric of our nation is dependent on Christian marriage and having a family. We wouldn’t be in this mess over social security if these women would have children for the economy and support the system. So I drug the tree outside and set it ablaze in a handicap parking space in protest.
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“While visiting a nearby college campus over the Christmas holidays to speak on the domestic rights of all beautiful women to be good wives and mothers and leave education to the chronically corpulent and beauty-challenged,”
Oh, so only ugly girls are smart? Or only good looking women can care for children? That’s not close minded at all.
“What these young people do not understand is the very fabric of our nation is dependent on Christian marriage and having a family.”
Wow. Just wow. I expect this ignorance from the Texas board of education. This nation is not christian. It never was, and it hopefully never will be. Most of the founders of this country were atheist/deist, and this is a secular nation.
“So I drug the tree outside and set it ablaze in a handicap parking space in protest.”
How can you drug a tree outside? Maybe you DRAGGED the tree outside. but you didn’t. That touching story was another day in fantasyland for Blanche Beecham.
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Yawn. Another feckless response from the reptilian that wishes it was a messiah.
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Jesus was never a human. The pope covered up his dinosaur lineage to keep humans living in ignorance and fear. If word ever got out he was not a human, it might actually make people less prejudiced. What I just said has no evidence to back it up, just like the bible.
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Okay, first of all, it seems like this is going by the “King James” version. Let me just say something about that, Remember history class, where it told us that “King James” ordered all of the “original” bibles burned, then made his Own version? Secondly, to think that women “belong in the kitchen” as the joke goes, is what we call being Sexist, it’s a lot like racism. Lastly, some women just are not attracted to men, saying that they are ‘Denying Men’ is pretty much showing just how mottled your brain truly is. Oh and one more thing, are you seriosly complaining about Women working? Why? Did your boss promote a woman instead, pissing you off, when she worked harder at the job then you did? Seriously, people like you need to be put into an Insane Asylum or have a country all to your own so we don’t have to listen to you bitch and whine all the time.
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My bad raptor, didn’t mean to comment on your post, ment to comment on the main debate.
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Praise clicking you BB for carrying your message to the co-ed and not giving in to their advances. I think you sent me a picture of that tree burning on the emails just after the New Year’s.
Just last week I was parking at the Target store in town and saw a girl in her 20’s park her Volkswagen Beetle in the handicap spot and jump out of it. She didn’t seem handicapped or have a disabled plate so I asked her about it. She responded that she “had cramps”. I called Fred and had her car towed. Fred is the uninsured tower of the two.
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LOL get off the internet Blanche, your a woman aren’ you, so shouldn’t you be clipping coupons, baking dinners and waiting for your open palm smack on the backside like a good lil girl, instead of posting on the INTERNET.
If it wasn’t bad enough you blabber crap about your impotent god, you believe women are just tools of mens desire. Wow, you really are some flavor of crazy. Perhaps when you wake up from your delusional dogma you will realise what inconsequential crap was flowing from your mouth.
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Please review your Scripture. God creates the beasts of the sea, then the land, -then- man and woman. Adam was neither the first nor the last, but some middle ground creation.
Also worth noting is your deeming a woman’s body hair to be disgusting; worth noting in that the hair you loathe is ordained by the Creator as part of His works. Your insistence that woman are better when they adopt an appearance of prepubescence is, at best, unsettling.
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Herb,
Sorry to see that you married a feminist and she is withholding nappy crotched favors while you post online. Genesis 2 :18-22
18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man
Before the woman sinned in the garden she was naked and not ashamed. This is because her body was free from unsightly hair. This is why the female razor and waxing business is a billion dollar industry. Proper woman feel the stains of that sin every day.
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you missquoted the bible dipshit it doesn’t says “And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field,”
it says “Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky”
as in the lord had allready created every animal and now asked them to come to adam so he could find a partner and name them whille he was at it. when he was done nameing he had yet to find a partner and god realised that he had fucked up and made the woman. so yeah you just disproved yourself you bloody moron.
learn to read the bible you fucking retardet bible thumper.
and even then it’s quite clear that man was created on the 6th day.
animals was created on the 5th.
5 is before 6.
see if i as the moron who has only glansed trough the bible needs to corect you on this shit then i really don’t think you are qualified to have this discusion with anyone.
go back and learn ANYTHING untill then you being the one saying shit automaticly invalidate said claim untill proven otherwise.
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Jazze,
Please read Genesis 2. It supersedes Genesis 1. Also, I use the King James Translation. Various translations will differ slightly. It was not a misquote.
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“Also, I use the King James Translation.”
Why does that not surprise me?
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This was an amazing piece of investigative journalism. Nixon would be proud.
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Nope, this is a Stephenson Billings quality, grade A piece of crap opinion piece.
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Tsk tsk “MeAwesome” you will never get laid if you say something like this to a woman.How does it feel?Every night you are alone and cold your dick will never fogive you.
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Nowhere in the Bible does it say that women were created for men’s pleasure…so don’t add to God’s Word or He will add to your plagues…it does say, however that we were all created for God’s pleasure…get it right ignorant little boy…keep your mouth closed until you know what your talking about
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Melissa, in the Bible it says that women are the ‘help-meet’ of man. God did not make woman until Adam wanted a gift and someone to bring him comfort in conversation and a warm meal. Sadly, Adam received a Pandora’s box of open suffering and misery after Eve fornicated with SATAN and brought sorrow to all mankind.
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A Christian who doesn’t read the Bible? Well this is a shocking development.
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the bible says you’re supposed to treat your neighbor as yourself
the bible says you’re a complete hypocrite if you say you’re a christian but hate on others in Gods name to justify your sickness of hate.
the bible also talks about men shouldn’t cut their hair but uhhh…have you? I sure do.
the bible also says if you pray, god will answer your prayers….BULLSHIT.
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Fuck what your bible says. Women are on this earth for the same reason that men are. Do you tell your female patients that they’re only on this planet for men to fuck?
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Claire, these idiot conservatives are just jealous your gender is a very very powerful force that no longer want to listen to BULLSHIT.
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“As if that weren’t bad enough tattoos lead females to make themselves grow disgusting bodily hair”……BOTH genders have disgusting body hair. I’m a guy, but I prefer to shave the armpits and down south. It looks a hell of a lot better…besides, the girlfriend loves it…which makes ME love it even more
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im a young woman, and im bi-sexual (just thought i needed to state that so you can geet a feel of who your talking to) but anyway, im verry offended by this article, it seems you dont know much about women! we can have jobs just like men, we can do pretty much anything a man can do. (and some things men can’t)and if it wasnt for us there would be no more people! no women no babies
and another thing, ALL women have hair on their genitals just like men. not because of tattoos, i have a tattoo on my arm! nothing changed about me! i have my hair dyed crazy colors! still nothing changed. i was the same as i was before, but now i just have a tattoo and crazy hair. and there are already enough children in the world, ill adopt when im married. (and hey, maybe ill marry a woman! i dont know but ill find out when it happens!) anyway our population is roughly 7billion and growing, we need to adopt some kids and stop making more for the sake of our mother earth that the gods gave us. yes, im also not christain. but im a fully functioning teenager and im gonna get a job this summer. and im not gonna go out to nordstroms and buy 700 dollar shoes because i just wear my chuck taylors and thats all i need, not all women are like that, and we are NOT jelous of you men. most of us are happy being women, and most men are happy being men. so fucking deal with it and stop opressing. if yu cant take the heat get out of the kitchen because you know i can cook
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you people are all morons. can’t you see this entire blog is an instigative joke? it’s made to piss christians/republicans off, for fun. it uses irony to get their real points across. i’m quite surprised that some of you are dumb enough to fall for it. it’s kind of funny watching you all argue about this. i may not be a minority, but i’m a female libertarian (some republican views) and so far every entry on this blog has made me laugh. i mean, even if it’s not actually a joke, how can you even take this shit seriously? it’s freaking funny! so please kindly remove that stick from your ass and enjoy the humor. if you can’t, i’m sure you could better entertain yourselves by going and watching one of the 20 or so recorded episodes of glee on your tivo.
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I sure hope this blog is a joke, otherwise it’s just a really sad example of how some people like to interpret the Bible to meet their own anti-everyone-not-like-them agendas.
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#4) WWII would still have happened and here’s the kicker: Hitler won.
Thanks.
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You sir are a racist bastard who is angry lesbian women will never want to be with you, go stick your dick in a watermelon you ass, go get blowed you whore,
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Damn I love this website.
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OH WAIT.
Internet?
Why, silly, there are no girls on the internet, have you not been informed?
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